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Title: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Christo on December 26, 2015, 01:18:05 pm
praise glorious overlord and master of greatest ever nation türkürlürbürlükürlürkökörcüzkükür.


alah ekber, the sultan protects.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Vovka on December 26, 2015, 01:24:38 pm
türkürlürbürlükürlürkökörcüzkükür.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Butan on December 26, 2015, 01:34:12 pm
The youtube video should be renamed:

"President Erdoğan stops man from committing suicide off Bosporus Bridge, by opening his car window 50 feet away from suicidal man and casually sitting here with cellphone stuck to ear not caring one bit".
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Christo on December 26, 2015, 01:40:36 pm
The youtube video should be renamed:

"President Erdoğan stops man from committing suicide off Bosporus Bridge, by opening his car window 50 feet away from suicidal man and casually sitting here with cellphone stuck to ear not caring one bit".

you kafir, clearly glorious sultan was using superior mental powers to make person not want suicide!4! he does not talk or need pay attenion! mind strongg! aura all he need!
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 26, 2015, 01:43:33 pm
Here is the irony: The retard that was about to suicide was an avid Tardogan supporter. When engaged in a discussion, the main argument of these tards will be how fantastic our economy and purchasing power is thanks to King Tardogan.
And what was this little suicidal retard's problem? He was having big financial problems, because, you know, the economy is great and shit. Now I will leave you to laughing your asses off at this.

By the way, pretty sure that the retard is going to try suicide again and eventually succeed. It is just that we won't know about it because of the lack of publicity value.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Butan on December 26, 2015, 01:48:46 pm
türkürlürbürlükürlürkökörcüzkükür.

Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Christo on December 26, 2015, 01:50:39 pm
Here is the irony: The retard that was about to suicide was an avid Tardogan supporter. When engaged in a discussion, the main argument of these tards will be how fantastic our economy and purchasing power is thanks to King Tardogan.
And what was this little suicidal retard's problem? He was having big financial problems, because, you know, the economy is great and shit. Now I will leave you to laughing your asses off at this.

By the way, pretty sure that the retard is going to try suicide again and eventually succeed. It is just that we won't know about it because of the lack of publicity value.
Clearly you are not praying to great leader enough, you must be in his presence for some time to feel his uplifting, motivational aura. 
It maybe only works on turks, like how old women are attracted to viktor orban
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 26, 2015, 01:53:44 pm
Clearly you are not praying to great leader enough, you must be in his presence for some time to feel his uplifting, motivational aura. 
It maybe only works on turks, like how old women are attracted to viktor orban

Orban and Tardogan, soul bros forever. Even the names rhyme :lol:

Also, I am not praying for him, because I am a capable man earning his living despite all the horrendous economic burden this bastard has been putting on our shoulders. Feels good not being a poor fatalist maggot whose only expectation from life is blindly following a shepherd and living on nepotism like a parasite.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Butan on December 26, 2015, 01:54:33 pm
Btw if you stumble upon more erdogan-positive vibes, dont forget to send here  :D
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Christo on December 26, 2015, 01:55:15 pm
Orban and Tardogan, soul bros forever. Even the names rhyme :lol:

Also, I am not praying for him, because I am a capable man earning his living despite all the horrendous economic burden this bastard has been putting on our shoulders. Feels good not being a poor fatalist maggot whose only expectation from life is blindly following a shepherd and living on nepotism like a parasite.
im just pokin' at ya.

merri küriüstümöz, man! kappa
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 26, 2015, 01:56:39 pm
im just pokin' at ya.

merri küriüstümöz, man! kappa

I know, man. I just can't help but knock some of my anger out of my chest when the opportunity arises :lol:


Btw if you stumble upon more erdogan-positive vibes, dont forget to send here  :D

Just do a little googling Butan. There is enough praise material already available.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: IR_Kuoin on December 26, 2015, 02:00:45 pm
Erdogan saved my life once as well :cry:


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Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Molly on December 26, 2015, 03:23:33 pm
...he didnt even leave the car.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: LordBerenger on December 26, 2015, 03:33:58 pm
OH Turkey....lol
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 26, 2015, 03:34:10 pm
...he didnt even leave the car.

What do you expect? His fanatics would still consider it a boon, if this guy literally shat on their heads irl. So, it's not surprising that they think sitting in a car equals saving someone's life.

P.S.: The Youtube channel belongs to one of the very first national newspapers Tardogan "domesticated".
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Tibe on December 26, 2015, 05:30:07 pm
...he didnt even leave the car.

You would reconsider suicide aswell if a man in a suit comes next to you and says Erdogan wants to give you a ride on his moustache. Offering a moustacheride was enough to save that man. Yet he reconsidered at the last moment. Clearly figured he is not worthy.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: IR_Kuoin on December 27, 2015, 12:00:24 am
fake and gay

How can you utter such disgusting words towards the great maker Erdogan, saver of virgins and the destroyer of infidels?!
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Golem on December 27, 2015, 12:17:27 am
Would be a great kill attempt cover-up.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: the real god emperor on December 27, 2015, 12:21:04 am
OH Turkey....lol
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Christo on December 28, 2015, 07:47:19 pm
..oops.
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Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on December 28, 2015, 09:15:16 pm
Turk på burk smakar urk.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: pogosan on December 28, 2015, 10:01:50 pm
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Butan on December 29, 2015, 12:10:05 am
I'm sold. Where can I get Turkish citizenship?

Please present yourself at your local kebab shop.
Title: Re: erdogan saves lifes
Post by: Reyiz on January 04, 2016, 03:11:02 pm
I'm sold. Where can I get Turkish citizenship?

present yourself as Syrian...

The turkish State gives 300turkish liras/monthly to university students but you have to pay it back after 2 years of your graduation. nowadays the state is planning to pay 1200turkish liras/monthly to syrian youngs and they dont even have to take the university exam-which is extremely hard to achieve- in order to go to uni and they wont pay it back...



anyway
erdoğan saved 1 life while fucking the rest of 80millions..