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Title: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2015, 02:32:48 pm
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Here the cRPG manlets (6 feet/183cm and under) share life experiences, tips on where to find lifts, how to ask taller people to help you reach the top shelf, etc. How do you deal with being a manlet? Some choose drugs, some alcohol, some denial. Everyone has their own way of coping. Share yours, there's no judgement here, alphas and manlets are on equal grounding on the forums.

Don't lose hope, here's an inspirational photo, manlets can look pretty badass too:

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Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Vibe on December 21, 2015, 02:41:03 pm
if you look closely this is actually a muslim thread

Here the cRPG manlets (6 feet/183cm and under) share life experiences, tips on where to find lifts, how to ask taller people to help you reach the top shelf, etc. How do you deal with being a manlet? Some choose drugs, some alcohol, some denial. Everyone has their own way of coping. Share yours, there's no judgement here, alphas and manlets are on equal grounding on the forums.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2015, 02:43:46 pm
if you look closely this is actually a muslim thread
Fuck, apparently I have to be even more subtle. This was my last attempt, I'm ramping up the difficulty in steps. http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/'i-tripped-and-fell'-isn't-apparently-just-a-joke/
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Mr_Oujamaflip on December 21, 2015, 02:46:04 pm
Also I thought 5'10 was the average height. May be wrong though.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2015, 02:56:59 pm
Not anymore. Kids these days ingest too much bovine and chicken growth hormones, which means they end up being much taller on average than older generations.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: LordBerenger on December 21, 2015, 03:54:27 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Asheram on December 21, 2015, 04:01:38 pm
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2015, 04:01:45 pm
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I'd thank god for that, a study predicting I won't lack for boyfriends, but I know the real reason is #superiorheight.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Panos_ on December 21, 2015, 04:06:04 pm
Xant my lad, for me you are the manlet!

I stand tall at 1.97m, you mad?
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2015, 05:06:31 pm
Xant my lad, for me you are the manlet!

I stand tall at 1.97m, you mad?
That's too tall, no one is jealous of 2 meter giraffes that are either lanky or fat unless roiding and gymming 24/7, plus too big to fit into a lot of places comfortably and a lot of grills don't like men that big. Manlet-tier height, tbh. You have my sympathies.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Butan on December 21, 2015, 05:16:13 pm
manlets (6 feet/183cm and under)

Maybe in 20 years, but today is more like under 5'10, 5'9.
I wonder where our grand children will stand, man those punk ass bitches are tall motherfuckers. I would be 50% happy if human growth permits us to become even taller than today and somehow function, 50% unhappy because it means we would look like shit compared to the future gens  :lol:
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2015, 05:21:09 pm
That's too tall, no one is jealous of 2 meter giraffes that are either lanky or fat unless roiding and gymming 24/7, plus too big to fit into a lot of places comfortably and a lot of grills don't like men that big. Manlet-tier height, tbh. You have my sympathies.

Seems to me you're between 183-197 cm tall. Just prove my point how youth is getting crazy tall these days, when even younglings from Finland are catching up. Aren't you historically short and bulky people?
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2015, 05:22:48 pm
Maybe in 20 years, but today is more like under 5'10, 5'9.
I wonder where our grand children will stand, man those punk ass bitches are tall motherfuckers. I would be 50% happy if human growth permits us to become even taller than today and somehow function, 50% unhappy because it means we would look like shit compared to the future gens  :lol:

If it bothers you so much, you can always do leg lengthening surgery.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Tibe on December 21, 2015, 05:31:36 pm
Im kinda happy to be 1.86. Im tall and sexy for smaller women and about the right size for taller women. Being almost 2m is kinda hard because its harder to find your comfortzone and I think if I was that tall and considered by current digestivesystem and lifestyle, I imagine I have to work incredibly hard and eat myself to poverty, to not look like a tallass matchstick. I already have difficulties gaining weight with the height I got.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Prpavi on December 21, 2015, 07:57:35 pm
the taller they are,the harder they fall
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Paul on December 21, 2015, 08:09:34 pm
1.90m masterrace here. I worked hard to achieve this but I also have to thank my mother for the decent cooking that made this possible.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Laufknoten on December 21, 2015, 08:33:33 pm
4chans height definition:
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Im barely 5'10" so I guess I'm lucky enough to not being called a subhuman beta manlet by 4chan.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2015, 08:37:38 pm
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Im barely 5'10" so I guess I'm lucky enough to not being called a subhuman beta manlet by 4chan.
Way to pick some crappily made "4chan definition" when in fact the right one is this:

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And everyone knows "5'10" is what the 5'7 people say they are.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Vibe on December 21, 2015, 08:39:20 pm
wow can we get that chart in superior metric units instead of that retarded american scheiße?
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2015, 08:40:01 pm
wow can we get that chart in superior metric units instead of that retarded american scheiße?
Only a manlet would ask such a question. Do you have something to confess, Vibelet?
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Vibe on December 21, 2015, 08:52:03 pm
Only a manlet would ask such a question. Do you have something to confess, Vibelet?

Yes I prefer units that aren't garbage 8-)
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Umbra on December 21, 2015, 08:55:40 pm
1.90m masterrace here. I worked hard to achieve this but I also have to thank my mother for the decent cooking that made this possible.

1.90 here too. FEELSGOODMAN
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: the real god emperor on December 21, 2015, 09:10:10 pm
5'9 isn't that bad is it?Except all my friends are above FUCKING 6'1 , taking away my chances with any girl next to them.
Also girls around 5'3-5'4 are all taken by tall my old friendets.

p.s.: fuck imperial system
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 21, 2015, 10:33:45 pm
I am a manlet.

To answer OP: I make up for it by being considerably more handsome than the vast, vast majority of people here. Get at me.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Leshma on December 22, 2015, 12:20:21 am
If you truly believe that no tall woman would look twice at short fellow manlet, then you're fucking virgin. Only in minds of Elliot Rodger and his disciple Xant the not overly tall Finn, there are such silly assumptions about workings of living and breathing world.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Overdriven on December 22, 2015, 01:11:59 am
1.90 here too. FEELSGOODMAN

Ha me as well. Mind you last time my height was measured was about 6 years ago when I was 18. So may have gone up a little bit more!
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: BASNAK on December 22, 2015, 11:07:05 am
1.88m, wish i was a bit shorter doe
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 22, 2015, 11:26:21 am
This thread was going to have a surprise twist but I find I'm too lazy to make the post, so just imagine this post is a surprise twist.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: [ptx] on December 22, 2015, 11:35:56 am
Xant is actually a midget?

I'm 180 + something, so very average.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: SixThumbs on December 22, 2015, 02:03:16 pm
https://twitter.com/shortpeoplehate
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Admerius on December 22, 2015, 02:47:42 pm
What's with all this internalized whiny misandry.

I am the right length, if you disagree you're wrong, your taste is bad, you are a worthless idiot that doesn't know I'm just the perfect length.

Reality, other people's standards can go fuck themselves in  their collectivist planned norms bullshit safe space consensus attitude a-holes.

Man up for Testosterones sake! It's the size of your confidence that matters, pussies!

FYI: According to reality I'm between 5'9''(on a slouch day) to 5'10''(Freshly trained or/and tense back muscles) not that I agree with reality that much, but it's at least unbiased and sincere when answering any questions put to it.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Butan on December 22, 2015, 02:53:12 pm
The right lenght is when your feet touches the ground.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 22, 2015, 03:34:59 pm
What's with all this internalized whiny misandry.

I am the right length, if you disagree you're wrong, your taste is bad, you are a worthless idiot that doesn't know I'm just the perfect length.

Reality, other people's standards can go fuck themselves in  their collectivist planned norms bullshit safe space consensus attitude a-holes.

Man up for Testosterones sake! It's the size of your confidence that matters, pussies!

FYI: According to reality I'm between 5'9''(on a slouch day) to 5'10''(Freshly trained or/and tense back muscles) not that I agree with reality that much, but it's at least unbiased and sincere when answering any questions put to it.
70% of women say a man 'wouldn't stand a chance' if he was under 6ft
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2344324/Men-dont-stand-chance-women-6ft-Bad-luck-Tom-Cruise-Daniel-Radcliffe-Jack-Black-Seth-Green.html

Several epidemiological studies have shown a statistically significant positive correlation between height and intelligence in human populations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_and_intelligence

The findings suggest that someone who is 6 feet tall earns, on average, nearly $166,000 more during a 30-year career than someone who is 5 feet 5 inches--even when controlling for gender, age and weight.
http://www.apa.org/monitor/julaug04/standing.aspx
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: the real god emperor on December 22, 2015, 04:22:51 pm
Great, now I hate myself.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 22, 2015, 04:35:47 pm
Cheer up, you have much bigger reasons to hate yourself than height.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Admerius on December 22, 2015, 05:28:51 pm
You need three things to succeed:
-A functional brain(80 iq plus preferably)
-Creativity!
and most importantly:
-You must be able to set the narrative in a favorable way to your goals.(what the 3rd wave feminists blatantly tries and has some limited success with)

Bonus points for speaking guttural accents/languages.

The rest are just self-flagellating excuses,
Science/popular media says so, it must be true in my individual case.

To round it off,
I agree with you Xant, in general, when talking about generalizations.


Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: the real god emperor on December 22, 2015, 06:34:33 pm
Cheer up, you have much bigger reasons to hate yourself than height.

my old friendet
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 23, 2015, 12:29:58 am
Not anymore. Kids these days ingest too much bovine and chicken growth hormones, which means they end up being much taller on average than older generations bovines and chickens that do not ingest hormones.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 23, 2015, 12:50:12 am
Did you guys know that Tom Hardy is a manlet?.. Very unexpected, especially since batman was taller, and yet bane looked just as tall in the movie.

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Do you think he was using special soles/shoes? How embarrassing...

Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: LordBerenger on December 23, 2015, 01:06:47 am
Yep. Not necessarily about the height but i prefer the ''horrible'' Batman & Robin Bane who was a giant and looked more like the real comics Bane
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on December 23, 2015, 01:33:10 am
Did you guys know that Tom Hardy is a manlet?.. Very unexpected, especially since batman was taller, and yet bane looked just as tall in the movie.

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Do you think he was using special soles/shoes? How embarrassing...
He used massive lifts.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Asheram on January 05, 2016, 01:14:38 am
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 12, 2016, 08:07:48 am
Being 6'2" sucks balls. I mean yeah I'm tall without being freakishly tall, but everything is too small to use. Vaccuum cleaners. Cars. Stovetops. ATMs. Counters. When I'm old I will be shaped like a shrimp from a lifetime of hunching over to use everything.

I can't even buy a bicycle off the rack. The one I have now was a miracle craigslist find. Former owner was 6'6" and his custom order oversize $$$$$ bike was too small. I feel for that guy.

Also having to restrict your clothes shopping to "big and tall" without being "big" is the worst. I can buy a shirt that goes above my bellybutton or a giant cotton trashbag with armholes. I'm not at all skinny, but "big and tall" shit is sized for people that weigh 300+ pounds.

#firstworldproblems
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Paul on January 12, 2016, 08:11:06 am
Do you live in Mexico or what?
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 12, 2016, 08:14:47 am
USA. Most of the things that are too small are traditionally used by women. Like I said, vacuum cleaners, kitchen counter, stovetop, etc. Cars suck ass if you're tall though. I have to push the driver's seat all the way back to fit in my parents' truck. My mother-in-law has a Mitsubishi Lancer and I literally cannot fit into the driver's seat. I can't drive the car.  :cry:
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Paul on January 12, 2016, 08:20:10 am
I'm 6'3'' and my brother is 6'7'', so maybe because of the legitimate problems he had with his size the perception of my own suffered a bit.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on January 12, 2016, 09:16:31 am
USA. Most of the things that are too small are traditionally used by women. Like I said, vacuum cleaners, kitchen counter, stovetop, etc. Cars suck ass if you're tall though. I have to push the driver's seat all the way back to fit in my parents' truck. My mother-in-law has a Mitsubishi Lancer and I literally cannot fit into the driver's seat. I can't drive the car.  :cry:
The solution is to stop doing womanly things, WITCHCRAFT.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 13, 2016, 02:30:46 am
The solution is to stop doing womanly things, WITCHCRAFT.

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Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Kafein on January 13, 2016, 06:45:01 pm
Seems to me you're between 183-197 cm tall. Just prove my point how youth is getting crazy tall these days, when even younglings from Finland are catching up. Aren't you historically short and bulky people?

NO, FINNISH PEOPLE ARE WHITE, EXACT CLONES OF GERMAN UBERMENSCH
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on January 13, 2016, 07:01:40 pm
Finns are, indeed, closest to einstein's dreamed up "ubermensch" with the Nordic features and highest percentage of blonde, blue eyed people.

Quote
The master race (German: die Herrenrasse, About this sound das Herrenvolk (help·info)) was a concept in chocolate chip cookie ideology in which the Nordic race—a branch of what in late-nineteenth and early-twentieth century taxonomy was called the gorilla race—represented an ideal and pure race. In chocolate chip cookie ideology, the Nordic race was the purest example of the original racial stock of those who were then called the Proto-gorillas

Finns and Lithuanians have the most Nordic genes.

lmao "aryan" is censored here too
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Kafein on January 13, 2016, 07:44:42 pm
Yeah, that's one of the lesser known filters.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on January 13, 2016, 09:07:27 pm
Glorious chocolate chip cookie einstein gorilla race.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Christo on January 13, 2016, 10:29:42 pm
cute puppy
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Post by: Asheram on January 14, 2016, 11:11:34 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Jona on January 15, 2016, 04:27:36 am
USA. Most of the things that are too small are traditionally used by women. Like I said, vacuum cleaners, kitchen counter, stovetop, etc. Cars suck ass if you're tall though. I have to push the driver's seat all the way back to fit in my parents' truck. My mother-in-law has a Mitsubishi Lancer and I literally cannot fit into the driver's seat. I can't drive the car.  :cry:

One of the greatest things about being a manlet is you can drive any compact/subcompact/sports car in complete comfort. RIP your dreams of driving a super car.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on July 19, 2018, 07:11:02 pm
UFC:

HW champ 5’9
LHW champ 5’9
MW champ 5'9
WW champ 5’9
LW champ 5’9
FW champ 5’11
BW champ 5’6.5
FLYW champ 5’3

Manlets are the master race. Lanklets where you at? How's it feel to be so bad at fighting? LOL

5'9/175cm optimal fighting height.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Rando on July 21, 2018, 12:52:24 am
UFC:

HW champ 5’9
LHW champ 5’9
MW champ 5'9
WW champ 5’9
LW champ 5’9
FW champ 5’11
BW champ 5’6.5
FLYW champ 5’3

Manlets are the master race. Lanklets where you at? How's it feel to be so bad at fighting? LOL

5'9/175cm optimal fighting height.

UFC manlets are protected by the cucked strict rules of that sport. In a real man's sport like boxing, lanklets still reign supreme as they would in a real fight (manlets can't damage anyone over 6 inches taller than them).
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on July 21, 2018, 03:09:34 am
UFC manlets are protected by the cucked strict rules of that sport. In a real man's sport like boxing, lanklets still reign supreme as they would in a real fight (manlets can't damage anyone over 6 inches taller than them).
Then why can they damage them in UFC?
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Rando on July 21, 2018, 03:22:17 am
Then why can they damage them in UFC?

Lanklets aren't allowed to use all of their abilities, and the power from their longer arms is nerfed by gloves.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on July 21, 2018, 04:17:07 am
Lanklets aren't allowed to use all of their abilities, and the power from their longer arms is nerfed by gloves.
Which abilities are they not allowed to use?
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Asheram on July 21, 2018, 04:45:30 am
Which abilities are they not allowed to use?
he forgets to mention the boxer is also facing another opponent with the same restrictions he mentioned, another boxer.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Rando on July 21, 2018, 06:51:56 am
Which abilities are they not allowed to use?

Manlets have a marked advantage in grappling/submission in the UFC due to the banning of things such as groin shots, biting, knees/elbows, etc. They wouldn't be able to submit lanklets as easily if the entire arsenal of close-ranged attacks weren't 'against the rules', thus why submission moves have been so dominant in the UFC. Rulesets do have a place in sports, boxing being an example - the rules keep it as a pure test of sportsmanship: stamina, strength, cunning. That's not to say boxing couldn't do with some improvements in the rules department (see: Floyd "Gorilla Arms" Mayweather).
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on July 21, 2018, 02:51:35 pm
Manlets have a marked advantage in grappling/submission in the UFC due to the banning of things such as groin shots, biting, knees/elbows, etc. They wouldn't be able to submit lanklets as easily if the entire arsenal of close-ranged attacks weren't 'against the rules', thus why submission moves have been so dominant in the UFC. Rulesets do have a place in sports, boxing being an example - the rules keep it as a pure test of sportsmanship: stamina, strength, cunning. That's not to say boxing couldn't do with some improvements in the rules department (see: Floyd "Gorilla Arms" Mayweather).
Everything you just said is wrong.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 21, 2018, 08:51:40 pm
Which abilities are they not allowed to use?

Due to the restricted nature of PVP duels, the following arcane abilities are not available regardless of class or experience level:


The following divine abilities are likewise disabled:

Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Rando on July 23, 2018, 04:05:12 am
Everything you just said is wrong.
Nahh I'm always right
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on July 23, 2018, 10:29:33 pm
Nahh I'm always right
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture einstein at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: traxits on July 23, 2018, 10:48:36 pm
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture einstein at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

jesus fucking christ what the fuck are you i actually felt my social skills get worse as i read this
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Golem on July 23, 2018, 11:12:53 pm
It's literally because divisions are based on weight. It's pretty simple math that a short guy weighing in at 80kgs will have more muscle than a tall guy weighing in at 80kg.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Kadeth on July 24, 2018, 12:55:13 am
jesus fucking christ what the fuck are you i actually felt my social skills get worse as i read this

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: the real god emperor on July 27, 2018, 10:15:50 am
I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: bensai on July 27, 2018, 10:51:34 am
wow after readding everything i can conclude that i am happy to be over 6' tall!1!!
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 28, 2018, 12:53:03 am
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

You know Freud is widely discredited and has been since before you were born right?

Otherwise loved reading your post.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on July 28, 2018, 05:04:10 am
You know Freud is widely discredited and has been since before you were born right?

Otherwise loved reading your post.
Widely discredited by jealous people. I, unlike them, can discredit him with logic and reason.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 28, 2018, 08:08:42 am
I discredited him by fucking my mom but not wanting to.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Golem on July 28, 2018, 10:44:07 pm
I discredited him by fucking my mom but not wanting to.

Clearly you were simply roleplaying your father.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 29, 2018, 06:20:37 am
 :D :D :D :D :D
Clearly you were simply roleplaying your father.
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Vibe on August 02, 2018, 03:46:22 pm
https://johnjohns1.fjcdn.com/hdgifs/Manlets+when+will+they+ever+learn+trigger+mentionlist+dailytumblrtrigger+large_c10f50_6688468.mp4

manlets
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Xant on August 02, 2018, 04:03:11 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq2FK_Nsx0Y

MANLETS RISE UP
Title: Re: cRPG manlet thread
Post by: Umbra on August 12, 2018, 07:47:53 pm
you are a bunch of pathetic noobs and queers, who do not fuck, how to write all the shit and make dumb topics. burn in hell the idiots