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cRPG => cRPG Technical problems => Topic started by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 09, 2015, 04:51:51 am

Title: Can't launch/install game
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 09, 2015, 04:51:51 am
I download the installer and try to run it and as soon as I double click the executable it instantaneously comes up with a window that says "CRPG Launcher has stopped working". I have tried reinstalling M&B, downloading a new installer, launching with admin privileges, and launching in/out of the M&B folders.
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: StonedSteel on December 09, 2015, 06:37:03 pm
...

wait what?

you're really NOT Balduvian?
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 09, 2015, 08:47:58 pm
I am not.
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on December 09, 2015, 09:15:23 pm
Quote from: StonedSteel on December 09, 2015, 06:37:03 pm
...

wait what?

you're really NOT Balduvian?

I thought the same thing until I went into the frisian TS and Cikel told me it wasn't
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: chesterotab on December 09, 2015, 11:53:42 pm
What version of windows are you running?
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 10, 2015, 12:06:33 am
Windows 7

For future reference, if you see someone in the server who you think might be me, ask yourself two questions to verify:

1. Is he scoreboarding as 1h cav?
2. Is he shittalking?
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: mcdeath on December 10, 2015, 02:11:19 am
Quote from: Daruvian on December 10, 2015, 12:06:33 am
Windows 7

For future reference, if you see someone in the server who you think might be me, ask yourself two questions to verify:

1. Is he scoreboarding as 1h cav?
2. Is he shittalking?

Balduvian comes pretty close to you tbh. Just not as professional of a shittalker.
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: Thryn on December 10, 2015, 02:44:45 am
Quote from: Daruvian on December 10, 2015, 12:06:33 am
Windows 7

For future reference, if you see someone in the server who you think might be me, ask yourself two questions to verify:

1. Is he scoreboarding as 1h cav?
2. Is he shittalking?

its not even worth fixing tbh the only kid who insults anyone anymore is some random acre fgt who goes onto eu1 and screams NA shit

i can't find anyone to call me a cup of shitfondled cocksweat to save my life
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: chesterotab on December 10, 2015, 03:13:22 am
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=42642

install that, reboot, and try again
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on December 10, 2015, 09:53:22 am
Quote from: Thryn on December 10, 2015, 02:44:45 am
its not even worth fixing tbh the only kid who insults anyone anymore is some random acre fgt who goes onto eu1 and screams NA shit

i can't find anyone to call me a cup of shitfondled cocksweat to save my life
I'll shit talk you my old friendgot. Usually I dont shit talk people actually better than me though
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: mcdeath on December 10, 2015, 06:13:28 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on December 10, 2015, 09:53:22 am
I'll shit talk you my old friendgot. Usually I dont shit talk people actually better than me though

And that's why you suck
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: StonedSteel on December 11, 2015, 12:16:49 am
Quote from: Daruvian on December 10, 2015, 12:06:33 am
Windows 7

For future reference, if you see someone in the server who you think might be me, ask yourself two questions to verify:

1. Is he scoreboarding as 1h cav?
2. Is he shittalking?

bro, dude fucking rekt me with a steel pick and was all like:

"WAKA WAKA"

also

thryn man. you fucking suck.

at like....EVERYTHING, i cannot for the life of me think of one single thing that you can out do me in, shieeeeet im hard pressed to find ANYTHING you do even REMOTELY well, dude, you fucking suck ya?
so ya, you cant find noone to shit talk you in game, the same way you cant find a girl to suck your you know what
(click to show/hide)

the fact is...who the fuck is gonna waste their time shit talking some under par pathetically hopeless lame ass male gamer, that dresses in drag and runs around spamming people like its cool
you're not cool, you fucking suck.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 11, 2015, 01:30:24 am
Quote from: chesterotab on December 10, 2015, 03:13:22 am
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=42642

install that, reboot, and try again

Didn't work unfortunately. Looks like I'll just have to never ever play cRPG again.
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on December 12, 2015, 06:42:04 am
SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN

DO IT FOR ME
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: Jona on December 12, 2015, 05:50:00 pm
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on December 12, 2015, 06:42:04 am
SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN

DO IT FOR ME THE MOD
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: Asheram on December 13, 2015, 02:53:06 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on December 12, 2015, 06:42:04 am
SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN

DO IT MOD SQUAD!
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: Vovka on December 13, 2015, 02:55:07 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on December 12, 2015, 06:42:04 am
SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN

DO IT FOR ME
i will help him! soon!
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 19, 2015, 03:52:34 pm
fuck
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: StonedSteel on December 19, 2015, 06:17:04 pm
rip gobblin king

http://www.twitch.tv/asianboyjesse/c/2981972

Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 19, 2015, 08:20:51 pm
Quote from: StonedSteel on December 19, 2015, 06:17:04 pm
(click to show/hide)

that video is garbage because the audio is from their boring as fuck teamspeak

RIP the golden era

it shall never return here
but perhaps be reincarnated in another game and era
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: chesterotab on December 19, 2015, 08:28:57 pm
My favorite part of the GOBBLIN king battles was listening to the players with bad scores getting flamed/mocked by daruvian
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 06, 2016, 02:36:10 am
my game is still broken
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: chesterotab on January 06, 2016, 08:47:26 am
I mean go ahead and try http://www.thundercloud.net/infoave/new/turn-off-dep-to-prevent-program-crashes/

"Windows 7 you can access the DEP dialog by right-clicking “Computer” in the start menu (or on the desktop) and choosing “Properties”. In the dialog that appears, click the Advanced tab. Under Performance, click “Settings”."
"Now click the Data Execution Prevention tab."
click “Turn on DEP for all programs and services except those I select.”"

now click "add" and browse to your warband directory and crpg_beta , mb_warband , and the crpglauncher to the list. apply and see if that works (it probably won't sorry kid im out of ideas short of reinstalling windows or trying it on a different computer"


Alternatively if you know how to use torrents and .torrent files i can send you my warband directory with crpg as a compressed torrent you can DL straight from me. that would allow you to have crpg installed and play it without using the crashing launcher (but wse2 wont work if you cant get the launcher working)
Title: Re: Can't launch/install game
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 08, 2016, 04:49:46 am
send it