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Title: Why I love the USA
Post by: Asheram on October 20, 2015, 01:13:44 am
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 20, 2015, 01:18:24 am
Quote from: Asheram on October 20, 2015, 01:13:44 am

OMG I love Hickok45

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Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Sparvico on October 20, 2015, 05:38:50 am
I've watched hickok45 since before he mentioned Buds in every video.

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Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 20, 2015, 06:57:13 am
Here you go, you left a hamburger on my thread.
I threw that rookie hamburger in the trash and created something truly American.
 
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Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Grytviken on October 20, 2015, 11:06:15 am
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on October 20, 2015, 10:25:53 am
I see lettuce... no true American burger contains fresh veg where it could have extra cheese bacon


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Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Tiger on October 20, 2015, 08:19:23 pm
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Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Jambi on October 20, 2015, 08:47:32 pm

Best man USA has produced! Hero!
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Molly on October 20, 2015, 08:57:47 pm
pfft...

After the first try, skip to 3:30 for the funny bit... :lol:
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Asheram on October 20, 2015, 09:36:15 pm
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Turkhammer on October 21, 2015, 12:43:09 am
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on October 20, 2015, 10:25:53 am
I see lettuce... no true American burger contains fresh veg where it could have extra cheese

As a Brit you obviously are unqualified to render a judgement on this matter.
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 21, 2015, 04:50:20 am
Yes our burgers are the best... Jesus himself gave the recipe of the hamburger to George Washington shortly before his crucifixion.

But the great american burger does in fact require vegetables. It's a fine balance of yin and yang... those nasty western burgers you see with Patty, Cheese, Bacon, Onion rings on a bun... those are all yang and no yin, Foul imposters that should not even be classified as a burger. Might as well just grind Beef, Pork, Chicken together with a few sticks of butter and deep fry the resulting combination and then put it on a bun with a quarter pound of mayonnaise and a half pound of cheese.

To make a great burger you need Fresh beef, ground just before cooking the patties. NEVER FROZEN, Butchered within the past 5 days.
Season your patty well, but take note: DO NOT ADD SALT UNTIL AFTER THE PATTY HAS BEEN COOKED!!! Fucking amateurs!
Fresh vegetables... Iceberg lettuce ONLY, No spinach leaves or I will fucking cut you... Get fresh tomatoes, Those nasty old tomatoes that have the texture of like watermelon... fucking gross!... I want crisp fucking tomatoes sliced within 2 hours of me eating the burger... Onions tend to stay fresh for a good time so just make sure you don't have an old wilting onion and you are safe. Make sure to keep your veggies cold, which keeps them crisp... If you lay all your veggies out in the warm heat before u put them on the burger you get droopy sad grandma's-boob veggies.
Invest in a good bun... I like potato rolls because they do not overpower the flavor and their semi sweet flavor blends well with the burger.
And finally the sauces... Take the time to make a good Garlic/Herb Aioli, this is the ultimate sauce and once you try it on a burger you will cry every time you have to resort to putting mayo on a burger when you don't have the Aioli...

Everything else is optional, including but not limited to: Dill Pickle Slices, Cheeses of any kind, Ketchup, Mustard, Sauteed mushrooms, Avocado, Caramelized onions, Bacon etc...

There you have it, The worlds greatest achievement. Passed down from Jesus to God's chosen country: America.

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There's not many options to eat where I live... There is no good Pho soup on this island (Island of Hawaii)... The mexican food is so-so, there's one place that does a killer fish taco... I think there is one Italian and one french restraunt in this whole town, I'm scared to try... The only good pizza here costs like 30$ for what I would call a "small sized pizza" (10-12 inch diameter if I remember correctly) But we have 2 good burger joints... One (Village Burger in Waimea) of which ranked in the top 10 in the nation on TripAdvisor.com based on customer reviews, and another one called Ultimate Burger which makes a great burger but their service is kind of lacking and they are prone to getting orders wrong.

Leave those nasty, foul, veg-less trashburgers to Mcdonalds, Jack in the box, Burger King and the like.

Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: LordBerenger on October 21, 2015, 12:08:58 pm
Garlic is disgusting. And mixing ketchup with lettuce (cuz inside the burger) always made me sick.
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Bronto on October 21, 2015, 03:15:40 pm
We have a place around here that makes killer burgers called Burgatory (http://www.burgatorybar.com/). It's amazing. Gotta eat dat beef man.
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Bronto on October 21, 2015, 03:50:50 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on October 21, 2015, 03:20:19 pm
If the burgers are half as awesome as that name then i'm sold.

They're the best burgers around these parts for sure man...so I'd say they were as good as, if not better than the name.

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Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Vovka on October 30, 2015, 01:44:08 pm
 because they are losers over and over again
https://www.google.ru/#newwindow=1&q=Lunch+with+the+FT:+Sepp+Blatter
 :P
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Sir_Hans on November 01, 2015, 05:37:23 am
lol that heart attack grill place is so gimicky, but they got a funny website :P

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Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Asheram on November 03, 2015, 02:00:31 am
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Asheram on November 10, 2015, 01:25:40 am
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pre Happy Thanksgiving!  :D
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Bronto on November 10, 2015, 01:36:22 am
Turkey on Thanksgiving aka turkey day and ham on Christmas, hence Christmas ham. We also eat homemade chicken noodle soup. Thanksgiving desserts are typically pumpkin or sweet potatoe pie with too much whip cream. Apple pie is for either occassion. Christmas is more focused on tons of cookies. God bless America.
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Jona on November 10, 2015, 02:02:16 am
99.99% of every murican eats turkey on turkey day, while Christmas is much more of a toss-up. "Christmas ham" is the stereotypical dinner, however neither my family, nor anyone I know irl, actually has a ham on Christmas. My family has sauerbraten each and every Christmas, and boy is it tasty. Bronto nailed it on the desserts though, Thanksgiving is all "harvest-related" foods i.e. apple pie/cobbler/crisp/etc., pumpkin pie/bread, cranberry bread, one year someone made an overly-sweet squash dish for desert (was nasty though). Then Christmas is definitely all cookies with the occasional pie (usually not apple pie though, might be chocolate or pudding... more desert-y pies), sometimes a cheesecake or something... like the main dish Christmas deserts varies by family a lot more than Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Asheram on January 04, 2016, 02:27:50 am
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Yuang on January 04, 2016, 03:01:12 am
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pre Happy Thanksgiving!  :D

Oh, God, I'm so hungry. I'll have turkey and ham!
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Xant on January 04, 2016, 09:10:37 am
Quote from: Yuang on January 04, 2016, 03:01:12 am
Oh, God, I'm so hungry. I'll have turkey and ham!
Zazen, kuji-kiri, throndu, point-contraction, mantra, mandala – he knew them all, cages for the monkey brain. A bat and ball cost $1.10. The bat costs one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Yuang on January 04, 2016, 09:21:45 am
Quote from: Xant on January 04, 2016, 09:10:37 am
Zazen, kuji-kiri, throndu, point-contraction, mantra, mandala – he knew them all, cages for the monkey brain. A bat and ball cost $1.10. The bat costs one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

$0.05
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Molly on January 04, 2016, 09:35:17 am
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Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Xant on January 04, 2016, 09:39:15 am
Quote from: Yuang on January 04, 2016, 09:21:45 am
$0.05
:mad:
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Yuang on January 04, 2016, 09:49:45 am
Quote from: Xant on January 04, 2016, 09:39:15 am
:mad:
This is the math problem of primary school students. :wink:
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Xant on January 04, 2016, 10:15:40 am
Quote from: Yuang on January 04, 2016, 09:49:45 am
This is the math problem of primary school students. :wink:
Many thousands of university students have answered the bat-and-ball puzzle, and the results are shocking. More than 50% of students at Harvard, MIT, and Princeton gave the intuitive—incorrect—answer. At less selective universities, the rate of demonstrable failure to check was in excess of 80%.
Title: Re: Why I love the USA
Post by: Asheram on March 10, 2016, 01:31:56 am
I always wanted to drive a toaster oven to work