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Title: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 17, 2015, 12:08:34 am: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2015/09/16/sabmiller-takeover-approach/32488403/

Oh NOES!!!!!
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 17, 2015, 12:19:57 am: This just in:
Shitty beer company buys other shitty beer company and plans to produce even more shitty beer!
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Sparvico on October 17, 2015, 12:58:20 am: Quote from: Sir_Hans on October 17, 2015, 12:19:57 am
This just in:
Shitty beer company buys other shitty beer company and plans to produce even more shitty beer!

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Pisswater Inc to buy out Puke Fuel Ltd and launch the exciting and tasty Los Angeles River Lager.
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Asheram on October 17, 2015, 01:04:56 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login

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Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Kalam on October 17, 2015, 01:12:01 am: [beersnob]

A shitty beer-flavored water company buys another shitty beer-flavored water company.

[/beersnob]
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 17, 2015, 01:23:11 am: lol come on now...
You know... deep down you know... budwieser, coors, and miller are shit beers. 8-)

There is only one type of beershitwater worth drinking, and it has the blue ribbon!
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: LordBerenger on October 17, 2015, 01:27:28 am: Beer smells like piss. Also alcohol is bad 4 ur body. Stay clean m8s
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 17, 2015, 08:23:39 am: Quote from: LordBerenger on October 17, 2015, 01:27:28 am
Beer smells like piss. Also alcohol is bad 4 ur body. Stay clean m8s

Are you straightedge Berenger or just jokin?
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: LordBerenger on October 17, 2015, 12:36:05 pm: Quote from: Sir_Hans on October 17, 2015, 08:23:39 am
Are you straightedge Berenger or just jokin?

Maybe
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: AntiBlitz on October 17, 2015, 10:51:53 pm: Quote from: LordBerenger on October 17, 2015, 01:27:28 am
Beer smells like piss. Also alcohol is bad 4 ur body. Stay clean m8s

tells you to stay clean, worships a drug abuser.

Miller high life isnt all that bad.
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Kafein on October 18, 2015, 01:09:34 am: It's amusing to hear Americans talk about this. Aren't like all your commercial beers horrible? AB Inbev owns some decent brands around here.
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: LordBerenger on October 18, 2015, 02:25:25 am: Quote from: AntiBlitz on October 17, 2015, 10:51:53 pm
tells you to stay clean, worships a drug abuser.

Miller high life isnt all that bad.

Who's a drug abuser
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 18, 2015, 02:34:24 am: Quote from: Kafein on October 18, 2015, 01:09:34 am
It's amusing to hear Americans talk about this. Aren't like all your commercial beers horrible? AB Inbev owns some decent brands around here.

Guess it depends on what you classify as commercial...

Of the shitty mass produced beers, there are better ones like PBR and ultimate dogpiss ones like 211 steel reserve.

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pbr is best water-beer hybrid
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Sparvico on October 18, 2015, 03:07:53 am: Quote from: Sir_Hans on October 18, 2015, 02:34:24 am
Guess it depends on what you classify as commercial...

Of the shitty mass produced beers, there are better ones like PBR and ultimate dogpiss ones like 211 steel reserve.

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pbr is best water-beer hybrid

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Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Jona on October 18, 2015, 03:52:12 am: Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on October 18, 2015, 03:11:49 am
I think you are mistaken,

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Yeah but that's decent mass produced, not shitty mass produced.
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 18, 2015, 06:51:38 am: Quote from: Sparvico on October 18, 2015, 03:07:53 am
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I can't help what the hipsters do. Just because they adopt PBR doesn't mean I'm going to stop thinking that PBR tastes better than budweiser, coors, 211, etc...
PBR is by no means my beer of choice... but If I had to choose something that sells for 7$ or less for a 12 pack, pbr would probably be it.

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Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Molly on October 18, 2015, 09:29:31 am: Quote from: Sir_Hans on October 17, 2015, 12:19:57 am
This just in:
Shitty beer company buys other shitty beer company and plans to produce even more shitty beer!
I actually came in here to express the exact same thought :oops:

Then again, a whole lot of people consider Heineken a good beer which it isn't... Maybe there is something generally wrong with the beer drinkers these days. Or a simple matter of availability which you can't blame people for.
On top of that, I live in a country where beer is brewed by small companies in every 3rd village and has a huge tradition.

A difficult subject!

Quote from: Kafein on October 18, 2015, 01:09:34 am
[...] AB Inbev owns some decent brands around here.
Arrrgh, I hate them with passion. Inbev, I mean, not the brands... Long story...
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 18, 2015, 09:06:53 pm: Quote from: Molly on October 18, 2015, 09:29:31 am
Then again, a whole lot of people consider Heineken a good beer which it isn't...

OMG yes!!! Heineken is fucking beyond terrible.
It's not like just bad like budweiser and coors... It is extra fucking terrible and I have no idea why people choose to drink it. (maybe the low calories?)

The taste is just soooo... fucking... bad!
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Kafein on October 18, 2015, 09:59:52 pm: Quote from: Sir_Hans on October 18, 2015, 06:51:38 am
I can't help what the hipsters do. Just because they adopt PBR doesn't mean I'm going to stop thinking that PBR tastes better than budweiser, coors, 211, etc...
PBR is by no means my beer of choice... but If I had to choose something that sells for 7$ or less for a 12 pack, pbr would probably be it.

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You've literally out-hipstered the hipsters.
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Torben on October 18, 2015, 10:00:15 pm: i just want to see AB drop dead, they are killing beer. qq
Title: Re: Busch to Buy Miller
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 19, 2015, 12:18:52 am: Quote from: Kafein on October 18, 2015, 09:59:52 pm
You've literally out-hipstered the hipsters.

Cool. Now I just need to grow a beard and my out-hipster image will be complete.