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Title: soaktheban
Post by: Aldogalus on October 04, 2015, 06:35:30 am
Sometimes you just have to soak the ban. Last night was one of those nights. This thread goes out to all my fallen brethren. Post and share some of your favorite times when you consciously decided it was worth it to soaktheban.
http://forum.melee.org/na-%28official%29/ban-request-for-aldo_thedandydiddler-cairo-testicleez-ogerp-kennyfuckingpowe/
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 04, 2015, 06:53:12 am
I don't think I've had a ban-thread put on me (I did use my vaguely-homosexual diplomacy skills to get Daruvian out of 2-3 bans, though).

I'd say that I was at my most heroic when I was banned by Partyboy's short regime for saying "I am a gigantic racist frenchman" in chat.

Likely even more heroic are my multiple bans, mutes, and kicks for racial epithets, most commonly "friend".

Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Schoi on October 04, 2015, 06:56:37 am
wtf this guy say N word on forum he hav rly big ballscak gg rly big balsz he wil get muted prboly
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on October 04, 2015, 06:56:50 am
I got banned once for opening the gate at a strat battle when I was on the squids team lol. Don't really regret it, wasn't aware it was against the rules at the time but it was pretty hilarious to see Calamari rage about it for the next like 5 months.
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 04, 2015, 07:08:25 am
Quote from: Schoi on October 04, 2015, 06:56:37 am
wtf this guy say N word on forum he hav rly big ballscak gg rly big balsz he wil get muted prboly

You'll always be playing second fiddle to Panther in the "intentionally acts/speaks/presents himself as barely-functionally retarded", m8.

Sorry, but I think you know that.

Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on October 04, 2015, 07:14:54 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on October 04, 2015, 07:08:25 am
You'll always be playing second fiddle to Panther in the "intentionally acts/speaks/presents himself as barely-functionally retarded", m8.

Sorry, but I think you know that.

Is Panther Bicep? Because Bicep is best mental retarded
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Dooz on October 04, 2015, 07:17:38 am
i once tried to get an admin banned cause i was mad lol
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Nightingale on October 04, 2015, 07:27:35 am
When I first started c-RPG I got banned for wearing a peasant dress and using a stick improperly by Rangerbob.
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Legs on October 05, 2015, 01:14:10 am
Around the time I started playing, I think Granpappy had just muted someone or something. Cyranule posted in gamechat that he'd give 50k for someone to teamkill Granpappy. I did it like 3 times in a row - warning, kick, ban. It was totally worth it to noob me, making 150k. Now I'm the one offering money for badmin teamkills, in memory of that.
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: xxkaliboyx on October 05, 2015, 01:22:34 am
I shot Hirlok in his smug face. Public outcry was loud and clear. They wanted my head on a pike/long spear. I was kicked and banned before I could even finish my chat to rub it in his condescending face. God forbid if I touch the golden child.  :D
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Horns_Archive on October 05, 2015, 01:54:45 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on October 04, 2015, 07:08:25 am
You'll always be playing second fiddle to Panther in the "intentionally acts/speaks/presents himself as barely-functionally retarded", m8.

Sorry, but I think you know that.

For anyone needing proof: http://forum.melee.org/na-%28official%29/ban-horns-and-bluemoon-and-sexophone/ (http://forum.melee.org/na-%28official%29/ban-horns-and-bluemoon-and-sexophone/)

I know I posted it in that one thread but god damn it is my pride and joy. Some of the pictures got removed though.
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 05, 2015, 05:50:54 am
Quote from: Legs on October 05, 2015, 01:14:10 am
Around the time I started playing, I think Granpappy had just muted someone or something. Cyranule posted in gamechat that he'd give 50k for someone to teamkill Granpappy. I did it like 3 times in a row - warning, kick, ban. It was totally worth it to noob me, making 150k. Now I'm the one offering money for badmin teamkills, in memory of that.

That was a wonderful time to play. There was a period where if Cyranule joined the server, there'd maybe be a good 45 seconds before he started posting the bounties in all-chat. Fucking wonderful.

Shame that they got stricter on that since he did it EVERY SINGLE DAY, nigga must have been hood rich.
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: mcdeath on October 05, 2015, 06:40:34 am
I think my favorite ban was when I put a bounty on an admin and then team killed him myself.

The only thing that could beat that is when I went to the china server and called everyone a bunch of racial slurs and insults until I was permanently banned from their server. I then moved on to the Eu server to do the same and was immediately essay banned.
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: kasMVC on October 05, 2015, 07:42:19 am
http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-cikel/msg896516/#msg896516


This was my favorite one


I shot Sandy 3 times and he M'd me so everyone saw the 3/5.

To get a good laugh 2 trolls M'd me as I horsebumped down the hill. As I was disconnecting I saw Argaloth type "top lel"

I couldn't let that stand (I was going to go play dota) so I double spawned and went and tk'd argaloth.



The kicker is that in my ban thread they dont even mention the double spawn (just that I got 5/5d) but not being a bitch I openly declared the reasons for why I should be banned.
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 05, 2015, 08:14:33 am
This was a nice one where I made something up to bail Daru-kun out of jail.

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-requestdaruvian_of_frisia-(team-killing)/msg689026/#msg689026

Shame that it had to be Jeade to get hustled, but you do what you gotta.

Boy, this one was pretty fucking hilarious.

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-gobblinemperorgrandruler/msg957335/#msg957335

I was a big fan of the style of "false moralmy old friend" trolling, too.

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-request-for/msg982474/#msg982474

It's a bit weird that I can't find more. Guess they mighta got pruned out a while back.

Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: IR_Kuoin on October 05, 2015, 08:19:03 am
I can only remember when I got banned by Mustikki for leeching, when I had been playing as a peasant for around 10 rounds. My KD was positive and I was peasanting at lvl 24 - 26, I also had x5 :(
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 05, 2015, 09:37:11 am
Quote from: Legs on October 05, 2015, 01:14:10 am
Around the time I started playing, I think Granpappy had just muted someone or something. Cyranule posted in gamechat that he'd give 50k for someone to teamkill Granpappy. I did it like 3 times in a row - warning, kick, ban. It was totally worth it to noob me, making 150k. Now I'm the one offering money for badmin teamkills, in memory of that.

hahaha i totally forgot about that. I made money off that and never got banned for it. Took down two admins. Since I was in TS with him I made him pay. :)
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 05, 2015, 09:27:09 pm
Smoothrich wanted to get me banned because he is balding.

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/banarysoakheart/msg874780/#msg874780
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 05, 2015, 11:56:53 pm
I feel Loved. Most of the ban threads are not mine. Heh, looks like some others took the torch from me once I stopped playing every damn day.

Funny, I don't think any of the people in here ever did get one from me, save maybe Havelle?
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: mcdeath on October 06, 2015, 12:36:37 am
Just a handful of my bans

 http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-mcdeath-for-harassment-and-more/msg940563/#msg940563

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/jabrona_mcdeath/msg726088/#msg726088

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-mcmasshole-67343/

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/banned-que/msg1172162/#msg1172162

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-mcmasshole-for-intentional-tws/
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http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-mcmasshole/msg1148579/#msg1148579
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http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/(ban-request)-jabonra_mcdeath/msg730328/#msg730328
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: dreadnok on October 06, 2015, 03:59:01 am
Quote from: xxkaliboyx on October 05, 2015, 01:22:34 am
I shot Hirlok in his smug face. Public outcry was loud and clear. They wanted my head on a pike/long spear. I was kicked and banned before I could even finish my chat to rub it in his condescending face. God forbid if I touch the golden child.  :D



Lololol smug face
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Ganner on October 07, 2015, 02:14:39 pm
I should just perma ban everyone involved in this thread.  :twisted:
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: mcdeath on October 07, 2015, 04:09:49 pm
http://forum.melee.org/unban-essays/mcdeath-the-troll-at-large-unban-essay/
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Mallets on October 07, 2015, 04:46:05 pm
Cupid is the best archer... TEARS!!!    :cry:    :D

http://forum.melee.org/spam/ban-mallets-for-love/ (http://forum.melee.org/spam/ban-mallets-for-love/)
Title: Re: soaktheban
Post by: Aldogalus on October 08, 2015, 12:11:35 am
Quote from: Ganner on October 07, 2015, 02:14:39 pm
I should just perma ban everyone involved in this thread.  :twisted:

Try me pussi boi