Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Clockworkkiller on October 03, 2015, 11:34:17 pm
Title: how to fight advanced autism?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 03, 2015, 11:34:17 pm
what tactics do you use? how would you go about combating it?
i like to consider myself at the very least, highly adept in autism. but like all things, there eventually comes forms of autism that i just cannot handle on my current skill level. i have ran into this for of "Advanced" autism multiple times already, and i have never quite found a solution.
so im asking anyone with a bit of experience here. school me on Advanced autism.
Title: Re: how to fight advanced autism?
Post by: Ikarus on October 04, 2015, 04:26:56 am
if you mean ingame: - stay close to your team, but not too close - if there´s a fight, see your allies as clumsy enemies and block their hits aswell, will save your life a lot - stay away from 3 people or more, hunting/fighting one enemy. They´ll fight clumsy aswell. - ignore chat trolls
if you mean rl: Don´t ask me, my folk isn´t really the bestest in handling tardies, although compared to 70 years before, we got more civilized methods now...right?
Yeah, and I like drinking Cocio - a godly beverage! When i become a millionaire, i will install a direct pipeline from the factory, so i have it running like tap water. No, it's not good enough! I will buy the damn factory and live there. So i can go swimming in a giant barrel of warm Cocio every morning, before it's being bottled, and i promise to take a piss in it every time. It will not be enough to spoil the product, but will give me a certain satisfaction. And i will have two beautiful women licking me clean, when I am done swimming. Yeap. That's an every-day-life for the rich folks! Wait! I will also need a human-bench - a person who will follow me everywhere, so i can sit on him every time i need some rest. And a midget assistant, with a hat formed as a serving plate ( to serve Cocio), and a second hat with an ashtray installed at the top. A midget assistant could, of course, combine the two jobs, and be my human-bench too, but it would spoil my style! And Armpit does not settle for anything but the best!
Idk how long it took to fill this one up, but not very long... I've been on this sick cocio trip for some time now.