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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: The_Bloody_Nine on September 07, 2015, 11:38:14 am

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Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on September 07, 2015, 11:38:14 am
soo, I got a message today:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

anybody else got this or was I chosen by this troll?
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Post by: Rebelyell on September 07, 2015, 11:44:14 am
probably everyone
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Post by: Mr_Oujamaflip on September 07, 2015, 02:24:31 pm
What's gorilla warfare? Headbutting each other?
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Post by: BlackxBird on September 07, 2015, 02:28:41 pm
tell him if he kills u in rl, you will kill him ingame! He'll be scared as fuck I promise you!
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Post by: pepejul on September 07, 2015, 02:36:00 pm
He sent me this one :
Quote
Some people look at cream cheese and ask why. I look at cream cheese and ask. Why not?

I answered : "I agree both otpions"
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Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on September 07, 2015, 02:42:08 pm
Yeah I am trained in donkey warfare and have access to the entire arsenal of admindev clan, gonna kill you so hard and as we speak permaban is being initiated.  :D
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Post by: Macropus on September 07, 2015, 03:00:24 pm
What's gorilla warfare? Headbutting each other?
Been wondering about it for some time, then I found this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerrilla_warfare
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Post by: [ptx] on September 07, 2015, 03:09:37 pm
Been wondering about it for some time, then I found this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerrilla_warfare
He said gorilla warfare, can't you read?
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Post by: //saxon on September 07, 2015, 03:29:35 pm
that's ancient, but ye whoever is the original twonk who wrote that shit made the big mistake of misspelling guerrilla. I hope he knows it.
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Post by: Torben on September 07, 2015, 04:12:38 pm
its an old troll message from the darkest depths of the internet
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Post by: ecorcheur_brokar on September 07, 2015, 04:18:25 pm
NA is op.
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Post by: Zeus_ on September 07, 2015, 06:18:11 pm
This message came from clockwork, you better watch out man.
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Post by: StonedSteel on September 07, 2015, 06:23:23 pm
...lucky bastard

all i get from clockwork is furry porn

LOTS OF FURRY PORN.
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Post by: Sharpe on September 07, 2015, 07:20:50 pm
Clockwork is love, clockwork is life.
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Post by: Teeth on September 07, 2015, 11:24:33 pm
I got this a while back
Talk dirty to me

Today I got this
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

Pretty dull
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Post by: the real god emperor on September 08, 2015, 12:39:58 am
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Attack! Attack! Attack!

He is cool
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Post by: Asheram on September 08, 2015, 03:39:44 am
What's gorilla warfare? Headbutting each other?
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 08, 2015, 05:35:31 am
This guy is a loose cannon have you read his gun thread in offtopic? He bought a flare gun that can shoot grenades. We are all gonna die.
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Post by: Torost on September 08, 2015, 07:08:51 am

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta)