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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Christo on August 28, 2015, 07:54:30 pm
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..And after a month the work hours change and you can't get there in time anymore the next month, and can't go home at all.
I'm sad... I even liked it. :(
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Feel sorry :C
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I didn't know prostitutes had set work hours.
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You have two options here: Buy lottery tickets until you win 1mil+ Euro, this will allow you to drop your job and live modestly, while working a little here and there for the fun of it, or pursuing a new exciting career. Your second option is to bring a can of gasoline on monday, pour it on the floor, walls, desks, all over the place, and set fire to it. ( if anyone asks you any questions, you punch him straight in the face with brass knuckles without saying anything ) You should obviously resist the authorities when they come to take you into custody. Make a scene out of it - take a hostage, threaten to set fire to him and yourself, call the media, tweet, cry on the live-stream camera, say it's all governments fault, order a pizza, ask for a million dollars in small bills and a chopper, etc. All the good stuff.
Oh, and btw, if you go with the first option, i can offer you an exclusive opportunity to invest in a project that i want to set in motion. It's a MMO action video game about dicks, called "Dick & Dickcraft". Basically, your character is a dick, living on a planet Dickus ( and it's shaped as a dick ), your goal is to collect dicks and build a bigger and bigger dick out of them. You need to consume dicks to stay alive and use them to gain/upgrade special powers. Some will prefer to play defensively - cultivate dicks growing around the dick that you are building, so they can always keep an eye on their dick and protect it from other players. And some will play aggressively - power level-up their dick, and roam around destroying other player's dicks, stealing and eating all of the dick from their dick-farms. There is more to game mechanics of course, but you get the general idea.
Unrelated, but good:
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armpit best career coach 2015
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armpit best career coach 2015
Yeah, I won this prestigious trophy and a dog earlier this year:
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His name is Larry, and he steals stuff from the bottom shelves in a supermarket. It's a dangerous job, but he is a well trained professional. Larry used to hang out with the wrong people, got in jail, his wife left him, and now he works part time as a trophy dog - a legit job was a part of his early release deal.
As an award winning certified career coach, i approve of Larry's choice - there is great future in that industry. If you think you got what it takes to be a trophy dog - I can hook you up with the right people.