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Title: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: AutoAim on August 13, 2015, 09:46:36 pm
Cara Delevingne

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Emma Watson

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Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Bronto on August 13, 2015, 10:48:34 pm
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Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 13, 2015, 10:58:51 pm
I will go with this Cara girl. Cause she looks younger. Besides, Emma's eyes are brown - that's just not sexy. Without being 100% sure about it, i believe I only fucked a non-grey/blue eyed girl just once... Everyone in my family and every friend I had, have grey eyes - so that is probably an unconscious habit of sorts. Brown eyes do not look friendly somehow. Not that I would say no to a hot girl just because of her eyes, but if I have a choice - a blonde, blue eyes, tall, athletic. Now when I think about it, I never fucked a natural blonde :( And I live in Denmark. That's a shame really...

EDIT:

Oh, yeah, fucked a girl once, who had "dark" blonde hair, but idk if that counts...

Edit:

I mean her hair looked more like a sun-burned blonde.. And from what little hair she had down between her legs, I could conclude that I was dealing with a semi-blonde. It's true guys! The natural hair color on a girls head does not necessary match the color of her pubes.. God works in mysterious ways!
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: pepejul on August 14, 2015, 12:03:48 am
They are children... PEPE wants true ladies !


The French touch'
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OMG ! MUM ! WHY ARE YOU THERE ?
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Miwiw on August 15, 2015, 12:28:33 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on August 13, 2015, 10:58:51 pm
I will go with this Cara girl. Cause she looks younger. Besides, Emma's eyes are brown - that's just not sexy.

This. For me non-blue/grey/green eyes are a no-go. Except for certain Asians of course. ;)
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: darmaster on August 15, 2015, 03:18:31 pm
Ugly ass brown eyed girls

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Dreadful

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That said, cara
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: pepejul on August 15, 2015, 06:27:44 pm
OMG I LOVE BROWN ! HAIR SKIN AND EYES !!!!

My fav :
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Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: LordBerenger on August 15, 2015, 06:35:36 pm
Cara ofc.

Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 15, 2015, 06:36:04 pm
Quote from: darmaster on August 15, 2015, 03:18:31 pm
Ugly ass brown eyed girls

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As I said, it's not like I would dismiss a girl because of the color of her eyes, hair or skin. But I have some sort of strong subconscious, or whatever you like to call it, attraction to lightly colored eyes. They are more comforting and trustworthy for me, easier to read in a way... Probably exclusively related to childhood, growing up etc.

Besides, it's a matter of taste :)

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Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: darmaster on August 15, 2015, 06:38:09 pm
The first one is creepy as fuck
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 15, 2015, 06:55:31 pm
Quote from: darmaster on August 15, 2015, 06:38:09 pm
The first one is creepy as fuck

You are right, someone overdid it with PS... :(
Removed and replaced with my own attempt.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: BlackxBird on August 15, 2015, 07:52:25 pm
cara is a lesbian :o So u guys better get some pussies for u or aim for some other pussies.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Miwiw on August 15, 2015, 08:14:25 pm
I doubt most men would honestly mind if the girl was lesbian or straight.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Gurnisson on August 15, 2015, 08:39:54 pm
The combination of Cara's eye colour, eyebrow colour and hair colour is not beautiful at all imo.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Thryn on August 15, 2015, 08:56:09 pm
cara's eyebrows piss me off
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: pepejul on August 15, 2015, 09:15:52 pm
I agree
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Laufknoten on August 15, 2015, 11:00:34 pm
Cara reminds me too much of my sister and is therefore totally unattractive to me. 
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: pogosan on August 15, 2015, 11:15:57 pm
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 15, 2015, 11:21:22 pm
Quote from: Laufknoten on August 15, 2015, 11:00:34 pm

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Yeah, sure, whatever you say man...  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Thryn on August 15, 2015, 11:35:20 pm
Quote from: Laufknoten on August 15, 2015, 11:00:34 pm
Cara reminds me too much of my sister and is therefore totally unattractive to me.

where can i meet ur sister
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: F i n on August 16, 2015, 01:33:52 am
Quote from: darmaster on August 15, 2015, 06:38:09 pm
The first one is creepy as fuck
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Laufknoten on August 16, 2015, 11:38:07 am
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on August 15, 2015, 11:21:22 pm
Yeah, sure, whatever you say man...  :rolleyes:
I love you dude.  :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Leshma on August 16, 2015, 02:13:55 pm
Chloe Moretz
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: pepejul on August 16, 2015, 03:36:20 pm
Quote from: Leshma on August 16, 2015, 02:13:55 pm
Chloe Moretz

Blonde, big mouth, grey eyes...    bland girl. Rejected
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Richyy on August 16, 2015, 09:47:52 pm
ayyyy lmao just give me a pussy and ill fuck it
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: the real god emperor on August 16, 2015, 10:21:42 pm
Quote from: Richyy on August 16, 2015, 09:47:52 pm
ayyyy lmao just give me a pussy and ill fuck it

ISIS needs recruits like you.

They both are beautiful but why did you pick one of the ugliest pics of Emma Watson   :|

Chloe is not THAT beautiful but there is something that makes me see her attractive, fucking witch.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: pepejul on August 16, 2015, 11:42:47 pm
She got big hairs above eyes = male eye = you're gay
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Thryn on August 18, 2015, 01:58:46 am
i'd bone hirlok before either of them
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: no_rules_just_play on August 18, 2015, 10:40:48 pm
An actual good thread by autoaim. I don't even know who to choose!
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Miwiw on August 19, 2015, 08:01:44 pm
Quote from: pepejul on August 16, 2015, 11:42:47 pm
She got big hairs above eyes = male eye = you're gay

So those who love shemale porn are gay as well? Not that I'd give you any hint who is actually meant.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: pepejul on August 19, 2015, 10:54:36 pm
WE ARE ALL GAYS  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Bronto on August 20, 2015, 02:10:17 pm
Quote from: Leshma on August 16, 2015, 02:13:55 pm
Chloe Moretz

This girl does not look old enough for sex unless you're Jared from Subway.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Zeus_ on August 20, 2015, 03:13:36 pm
Quote from: Bronto on August 20, 2015, 02:10:17 pm
This girl does not look old enough for sex unless you're Jared from Subway.

He didnt do anything, poor man  :(
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on August 20, 2015, 04:37:16 pm
Why do these girls never dye their Eyebrows.... just like that hussy on game of thrones ... mother of dragons lady....  Big bushy brown caterpillers on a ladys face down look good with blonde hair.

I would not kick either of those girls out of bed for eating crackers though.   If I wasn't at work I would be saying much lewder things about them :p

btwz pepejul... eww,  just eww... you made me rofl at work boo on you.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Bronto on August 20, 2015, 05:22:34 pm
Quote from: TheZeus on August 20, 2015, 03:13:36 pm
He didnt do anything, poor man  :(

Looks like he was giving underage girls his five dollar foot long.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/20/business/media/jared-fogle-ex-subway-pitchman-to-plead-guilty-to-child-sex-and-pornography-charges.html
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Zeus_ on August 20, 2015, 05:27:16 pm
Quote from: TheZeus on August 20, 2015, 03:13:36 pm
He didnt do anything, poor man  :(

I was wrong... I no longer like that man.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Miwiw on August 20, 2015, 07:29:45 pm
Quote from: Gryph_Hawkshade on August 20, 2015, 04:37:16 pm
Why do these girls never dye their Eyebrows.... just like that hussy on game of thrones ... mother of dragons lady....  Big bushy brown caterpillers on a ladys face down look good with blonde hair.

I would not kick either of those girls out of bed for eating crackers though.   If I wasn't at work I would be saying much lewder things about them :p

Dye their eye brows or making them thin af, is a no go for me... Her eyebrows are amazing!
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: engurrand on August 20, 2015, 07:45:27 pm
Quote from: AutoAim on August 13, 2015, 09:46:36 pm
Cara Delevingne

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Emma Watson

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NEITHER
I AM GAY DUH
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: engurrand on August 20, 2015, 07:47:25 pm
Quote from: pepejul on August 19, 2015, 10:54:36 pm
WE ARE ALL GAYS  :mrgreen:

I love this french the more i learn
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Yeldur on August 20, 2015, 10:23:23 pm
Quote from: Bronto on August 13, 2015, 10:48:34 pm
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yep.
this.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Gurnisson on August 20, 2015, 11:05:07 pm
Quote from: Gryph_Hawkshade on August 20, 2015, 04:37:16 pm
Why do these girls never dye their Eyebrows.... just like that hussy on game of thrones ... mother of dragons lady....  Big bushy brown caterpillers on a ladys face down look good with blonde hair.

Well, Emilia Clarke (Daenerys) is a brunette.
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Torben on August 20, 2015, 11:57:07 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on August 13, 2015, 10:58:51 pm
Without being 100% sure about it, i believe I only fucked a non-grey/blue eyed girl just once... Everyone in my family and every friend I had, have grey eyes - so that is probably an unconscious habit of sorts.

incest tendencies detected! 
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: pepejul on August 21, 2015, 02:33:21 pm
Consanguinity you mean ?
Title: Re: SEX WITH CARA DELEVINGNE OR EMMA WATSON !!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 21, 2015, 05:09:57 pm
Quote from: Torben on August 20, 2015, 11:57:07 pm
incest tendencies detected!

Guilty as charged! Feel no shame about it.

And here are few sentences written entirely by autocorrec:

I'm so happy to have a good idea! The only thing that would be great for me and my mom. I love it when you are so cute.