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Title: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 13, 2015, 11:02:27 am
IF YOUR HERE TO COMPLAIN GTFO
The Grand List Of autisti of this year 2015 (NOW 2017) as decided by an anonymous group of cRPG players. We will start off with 10 players and we will add 1 player every 3 days with a vote, on strawpole. each 3 days we will vote between 2 or 3 players to recieve this great honor. All voting will be done anonymously. Suggests for any award or title may be suggested by replying and telling me in a post. If you wanna nominate some cunt without typing on the fourms add me on steam at Ufoinsky. Thank you :)

|AUTISTS OF THE YEAR|
1. King Bus "the valorous" Of Godfrey
2. Lumetta "The Run a way"
3. Blackbird "The Vucturous"
4. Ufoinsky "Champioooun"
5. Dynamics "Chode Absorber"
6. Jason The Great "Teh Great"
7. Matthew_of_Acre "Sweaty nerd rage my old friend"
8. Schoi the asian boi "schoi the autist boi"
9. Voncrow "Im fucking retarded"
10. Poland of Godfrey "muted in 1st sec"
11. Run_Escape "fuck off"
12. Cup 457 "legit probably the most autistic thing on the list"
13. Havelle "Stop Complaining"
14. Hoc_Juice, Lt_Anders "These fuckers"

|HONORABLE MENTIONS|
These Autists can still make it on top but they remain here until voted on
-Anyone that shitposts on the fourms
-Anyone that ban threads for teamhitting
-Anyone that cant take a joke
-ANYONE
-ENOYNA
-Agi Shielders
-EU invaders

|AWARDS| (TO BE DETERMINED(JUST CAUSE ITS FILLED DOSENT MEAN U CANT HAS)
Tiniest Penis - HeskeyTime
Top Shit Poster -
This Guy -
Dank Memer - McDeath
No One Cares - engurrand
BlackBird - Thalion "Arms Dealer"
Biggest Biceps - Hirlock
"Best" Admin Of the Second - PoopHammer "deploy my dick on ur shield"
Tristan of Erzoth's Whiny bitch - Bauer
Best Handjob's - Cassander
Best Autistic neckbeard that asked for this rank for some fucking reason - Arys "the free flowing neckbeard ball chin"
PAPAGANDA - James of Acre
Most Based CRPG Player - Aldo
DreadCock -
Chode Absorber -Kesh
Walmart Manager - Jarl Onurb
Tag Team Retards -

|ALL THE PREBS THAT WILL NEVER EARN AN AWARD CAUSE THEY ARE GAY|
-Anyone i dont like
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 13, 2015, 11:08:05 am
Ufoinsky, truly the greatest shit poster of our time
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 13, 2015, 11:43:24 am
*EDIT*
AWARDS
-BICEP RECEIVED BIGGEST BICEPS AWARD
-McDeath RECEIVED DANK MEMER AWARD
-Added new award
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: IR_Kuoin on August 13, 2015, 12:08:33 pm
I'd say award Arni with an autism reward.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 13, 2015, 12:22:55 pm
I'd say award Arni with an autism reward.
we just need 1 or 2 more suggestions then ill get the poll up
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 13, 2015, 12:43:47 pm
Excuse me kind sirs, I would like to nominate myself for 'Tiniest Penis' award cRPG 2015
you got it man dunno why the fuck you want that award though
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 13, 2015, 12:47:43 pm
*EDIT* ADDED POLE TO TINIEST PENIS AWARD http://strawpoll.me/5199455
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Bauer on August 13, 2015, 01:01:12 pm
Why is Bauer not #1 on this list?
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 13, 2015, 01:03:10 pm
Why is Bauer not #1 on this list?
because no one knows who the fuck bauer is XD
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Bauer on August 13, 2015, 01:05:35 pm
But Bauer is the most famous NA troll...
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: IR_Kuoin on August 13, 2015, 01:57:34 pm
Tsktsk, being a famous NA troll doesn't automatically give you the smallest penis, only having the smallest penis allows you to win this award

Just how small is it?  :?:
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: BlackxBird on August 13, 2015, 02:37:13 pm
I nominate james for  the best propaganda panda 2k15
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: BlackxBird on August 13, 2015, 02:42:32 pm
So like, I just don't get awards.

I see how this shit is. "Fuck Havelle, he's old and not funny anymore and we're all too busy on our smart phones and facebooking and sexting to acknowledge all he's done for us."

it's up to u if you want to win the penis award. Get a knife and think about what is important in life. But call the ambulance before.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Kadeth on August 13, 2015, 03:22:41 pm
They couldn't make an award that would do Havelle justice.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Putin_Akbar on August 13, 2015, 04:13:03 pm
PEPE is proven to be the most dumb cRPG player of all time.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Bronto on August 13, 2015, 05:38:21 pm
So like, I just don't get awards.

I see how this shit is. "Fuck Havelle, he's old and not funny anymore and we're all too busy on our smart phones and facebooking and sexting to acknowledge all he's done for us."

I know that feel havelle. I've been shitposting longer than most people on the list have been playing the game. AND WHERE's MY BEST GIF AWARD! I PUT RELEVANT GIFS IN MOST OF MY POSTS. I also shit talk everything. Clearly it's been a mistake. Honestly though, who gives a shit AND who the fuck is UFOINSKY????

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Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: BlackxBird on August 13, 2015, 05:46:03 pm
I know that feel havelle. I've been shitposting longer than most people on the list have been playing the game. AND WHERE's MY BEST GIF AWARD! I PUT RELEVANT GIFS IN MOST OF MY POSTS. I also shit talk everything. Clearly it's been a mistake. Honestly though, who gives a shit AND who the fuck is UFOINSKY????

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ye where does that guy come from and how to we get him back there?
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Bronto on August 13, 2015, 06:50:09 pm
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LMAO!! That Spoiler!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: cup457 on August 13, 2015, 08:26:52 pm
i nominate plumbo for worst poster that speaks types spouts language onto the internet
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: dreadnok on August 13, 2015, 10:02:39 pm
There been alot of dewds in annals of crpgkindom that were the heralds of degradation and you are not one of them. But thanks for keeping it going.

Long live!!!

Smoothrich
Daruvian
Spookisland
Xxxcascadexxxx

And every troll master from the EU
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: dreadnok on August 13, 2015, 10:08:57 pm
But Bauer is the most famous NA troll...

More drama queen nerd
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: dreadnok on August 13, 2015, 10:10:20 pm
You know how sometimes when it's the World Cup, Mcdonalds do their burgers but like a larger version?

It's like the complete opposite of that.

What the fuck is the world cup
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: njames89 on August 13, 2015, 10:19:16 pm
What the fuck is the world cup

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Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: dreadnok on August 13, 2015, 10:24:23 pm
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Looks like some type of creepy asian noddle food bullshit
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Palurgee on August 13, 2015, 10:47:32 pm
i nominate cup457 for biggest autist of the year
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: PoisonedTail on August 13, 2015, 10:51:29 pm
I too nominate Cup457 for biggest autist of the year. Cup clan best clan.

Other nominations: Hoc_Juice, Angello, and Cameron of gaycre
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: dreadnok on August 14, 2015, 12:48:14 am
i nominate cup457 for biggest autist of the year

U wit m8? Hes a pillar of this community and a noble individual, and he gives great handjobs
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Palurgee on August 14, 2015, 01:52:43 am
U wit m8? Hes a pillar of this community and a noble individual, and he gives great handjobs

exactly
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: isatis on August 14, 2015, 02:19:21 am
Hirlok for best biceps!!

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/crpg-biceps-competition-(prizes-included)/
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 14, 2015, 02:21:28 am
*EDIT* ADDED STRAWPOLE FOR AUTIST #11 GET VOTING my old friendGETS!
http://strawpoll.me/5205916
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 14, 2015, 02:23:08 am
EVERYONE PLEASE GIVE A HANDJOB TO HeskeyTime FOR WINNING TINIEST PENIS OF CRPG 2K15
HIRLOCK WINS BEST BICEPS AWARD
WHINY BITCH AWARDED TO BAUER CAUSE HES A WHINY BITCH
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 14, 2015, 02:35:53 am
Dead serious about updating this every day... I wish i had a life
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on August 14, 2015, 02:48:31 am
Not even an honorable mention wow fuck me right. Not even an award for "Best Horse Erotica".
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 14, 2015, 03:08:02 am
Not even an honorable mention wow fuck me right. Not even an award for "Best Horse Erotica".
you can always nominate some my dude or yourself
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Schoi on August 14, 2015, 03:25:29 am
I nominate myself for being a huge greasy weaboo
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: zanik127 on August 14, 2015, 04:38:30 am
I nominate myself for no one cares
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: dreadnok on August 14, 2015, 04:42:01 am
Lolol bauer best handjob. Im happy someone is still doing these threads or this type of camaraderie
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: zanik127 on August 14, 2015, 04:44:57 am
I nominate chantakey for autist of the year
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 14, 2015, 04:47:35 am
Lolol bauer best handjob. Im happy someone is still doing these threads or this type of camaraderie
no problem breh
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 14, 2015, 04:51:51 am
*edit* new pole to autists of the yearspecificly autist 12
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 14, 2015, 05:03:56 am
*edit*
EVEN MORE STRAW POLES! http://strawpoll.me/5206926
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: njames89 on August 14, 2015, 05:34:14 am
Love the post.

Gotta nominate myself for some kind of autism award. I would also like to nominate Axeman for strategus organizational autist of 2015.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: dreadnok on August 14, 2015, 08:30:33 am
Love the post.

Gotta nominate myself for some kind of autism award. I would also like to nominate Axeman for strategus organizational autist of 2015.


Naaa your tooo normal james and likable
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 14, 2015, 11:36:56 am
NEED RECOMMENDATIONS FOR AWARDS
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 14, 2015, 12:25:07 pm
I nominate Dreadnok for having the biggest Dreadcock.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: mcdeath on August 14, 2015, 01:56:59 pm

Dank Memer - McDeath

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Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: cup457 on August 14, 2015, 04:15:06 pm
i nominate aldo for most based crpger andi  demand a 1v1 showdown from dread and mcdeath for best guido
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Voncrow on August 14, 2015, 05:33:45 pm
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If only Miggy was still around to compete, may his soul rest in meme.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Morris on August 14, 2015, 05:55:35 pm
nominating cup for mongoloid of the year
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: cup457 on August 14, 2015, 09:01:18 pm
mig still plays every once in a while memeing it up
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: engurrand on August 14, 2015, 09:34:03 pm

Quote
11. TBT (http://strawpoll.me/5205916)

Strawpoll is literraly aids

WHo teh fuck uses fake "paper graphics" on their internet shit any more?

bundle of stickss.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Lt_Anders on August 14, 2015, 11:42:04 pm
Man I remember when I could be counted as an Autist. I have since graduated to retard.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 15, 2015, 12:40:33 am
WINNERS OF AUTISM AND BEST HANDJOB!!!!11111!!!11!!!1!
CASSANDER BEST HANDJOBS!
RUN_ESCAPE IS AUTISTIC
Cup457 IS AUTISTIC
SOME RANDOM FUCKER THAT COMPLAINED ABOUT STRAWPOLE IS GOING TO WIN A AWARD
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 15, 2015, 12:47:18 am
*Edit*
New Straw poll http://strawpoll.me/5214285
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: zanik127 on August 15, 2015, 12:52:33 am
I nominate Crusader_Zanik_of_Acre, Ufoinsky, and blackbird for No body cares
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: blizz on August 15, 2015, 12:54:59 am
i dont get it
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 15, 2015, 12:55:34 am
I nominate Crusader_Zanik_of_Acre, Ufoinsky, and blackbird for No body cares
considered
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 15, 2015, 12:57:13 am
THIS IS WHERE THE WIGGERS GATHER!
Ufoinsky, King_Tristan_of_Erzoth, W0LF, Tornkik, mjm97, BlackFysh, Titan, zanik127, Bauer, Hess_Zulu, mcdeath, MeKillU, Voncrow, Guray, mofugga (+ 1 Hidden) and 4 Guests are viewing this topic.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: blizz on August 15, 2015, 12:57:28 am
i nominate blizz, but i dont get it
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 15, 2015, 01:34:24 am
EVEN MORE NOMINATIONS http://strawpoll.me/5214650
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: blizz on August 15, 2015, 02:17:50 am
I worked so hard to make players of NA1 feel excluded, disliked, and victimized and I don't get any recognition for it.
 

who are u
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Sharpe on August 15, 2015, 03:28:19 am
What if Ufoinsky is an Autist. That means he's a fuggin asshat.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Schoi on August 15, 2015, 05:15:42 am
YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW HOW DANK I AM

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Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: BlackPanda on August 15, 2015, 09:54:45 am
Can I get an Award if I am deemed worthy by the mighty ufoinsky.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 15, 2015, 10:00:48 am
*edit*
ADDED NEW SHIT
|ALL THE PREBS THAT WILL NEVER EARN AN AWARD CAUSE THEY ARE GAY|
-Anyone my old friendget i dont like
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 15, 2015, 10:08:45 am
HAVELL FUCKIGN WINS A AIUTISM AWARDE!!!
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 15, 2015, 09:45:40 pm
ALDO WINS A SPOT FOR AUTIST OF THE YEAR!
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: BlackxBird on August 16, 2015, 04:16:25 am
YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW HOW DANK I AM

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hate that game. I'm allways eaten by a bigger friend.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Noodlenrice on August 16, 2015, 05:14:59 am
o god i just saw this....
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: dreadnok on August 16, 2015, 06:38:44 am
that is an honor and a half arys cuntheart
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on August 16, 2015, 12:39:52 pm
EDIT MO FUCKA'S
http://strawpoll.me/5227375
http://strawpoll.me/5227415

MOR AWARDS
DreadCock -
Chode Absorber -
Walmart Manager -
Retard Tag Team -
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 16, 2015, 12:42:25 pm
Nominating Rando for Walmart Manager.

Nominating Bryggan and Kesh for chode absorbers
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: dreadnok on August 17, 2015, 10:05:08 am
Hahaha there is just a title called "dreadcock"
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 17, 2015, 12:25:50 pm
Hahaha there is just a title called "dreadcock"
Which I retract.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: PoisonedTail on August 17, 2015, 02:42:16 pm
I would nominate Jason The Great for Walmart Manager but even an entry level job like that is probably too complicated for him.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: njames89 on August 17, 2015, 09:05:03 pm
I would nominate Jason The Great for Walmart Manager but even an entry level job like that is probably too complicated for him.

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Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 23, 2015, 09:58:39 am
fuck sake, where's daruvian

his powerlevel lists were far better than this tripe

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/goodbye-everyone-63517/msg1064465/#msg1064465

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/na-power-rankings-g-o-a-t-edition-2013/msg749945/#msg749945

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Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 23, 2015, 11:42:38 am
gee thanks senpai
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 23, 2015, 12:31:44 pm
i wouldn't have posted that if i thought there was a chance you would see it, especially so quickly

fucking nerd lol
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: mcdeath on August 23, 2015, 04:00:19 pm
Fuck Daruvian, that guy didn't included me in his G.O.A.T thread.

Good reread though. I completely forgot about it.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 23, 2015, 05:54:36 pm
i wouldn't have posted that if i thought there was a chance you would see it, especially so quickly

fucking nerd lol
gee thanks senpai

Yeah Daruvian get a life stop browsing the forum 24/7 lmao


Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 23, 2015, 09:01:08 pm
only checked the forum because you texted me in relation to it at 3:00 AM you chucklefuck
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 24, 2015, 09:24:29 pm
only checked the forum because you texted me in relation to it at 3:00 AM you chucklefuck

how could you interpret our lewd conversation as c-rpg related?

you're a fucking bastard, I don't mean anything to you
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Lemon on August 25, 2015, 05:47:07 am
I've been gone far too long.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: StonedSteel on August 26, 2015, 12:08:06 am
holy fuck...the fuckin goat ratings, i wasnt bitter about not being on them, i was a new unknown champion...of nothing ( ie dtv ) but the other one

one fucking guy nominated me a rookie of the yr, 1 GUY, i was so mad cuz jelly i went on a huge rant about the game being completely skilless and everyone else on the list fucking sucked ass ( all true btw )

except for kesh of course



good times.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Schoi on August 28, 2015, 10:15:34 am
Here's a photo of my cum sock which I use to wipe instead of tissues.

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Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 04, 2017, 06:58:03 am
bump need new contestants for 2017
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 04, 2017, 12:59:55 pm
bump need new contestants for 2017

i don't suffer from the autistism

i enjoy it
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Jarl_Onurb on February 04, 2017, 06:58:17 pm
Can I be autist? make me autist pls thanks
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: njames89 on March 15, 2017, 06:01:36 pm
Forgot about this thread. Really well done.
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Ufoinsky on January 06, 2018, 01:01:59 am
MADE SMALL CHANGES TO THE LIST AND ONE NEW MINOR AUTIST
-Fixed spelling I neglected to fix earlier

Jarl Onurb now recognized as Walmart Manager
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Jarl_Onurb on January 06, 2018, 01:21:29 am
MADE SMALL CHANGES TO THE LIST AND ONE NEW MINOR AUTIST
-Fixed spelling I neglected to fix earlier

Jarl Onurb now recognized as Walmart Manager

shiiieeet man ty, first real job
Title: Re: Ufoinsky's HandPicked Austists
Post by: Rando on January 06, 2018, 11:00:53 am
a stellar blast from the past