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Title: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 11:17:38 am
Come get it boys.

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Dutchydave on August 11, 2015, 11:23:16 am
Lost Legion has no choice but to fight for FPP in this as our history of fighting side by side with Ary's and his merry men for decades is a bond that will never be broken.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 11:31:32 am
This war will decide whether Lord of the Rings is better than Game of Thrones, or not.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 11, 2015, 11:34:43 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 11:31:32 am
This war will decide whether Lord of the Rings is better than Game of Thrones, or not.
Game of Thrones clearly.


Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Bryggan on August 11, 2015, 11:35:44 am
This is not our war, but I have always been a fan of the Filthy Peasants of Fisdnar.  Yet if Dutchy supports them... Hmmm.  Plus I do like those scoundrelly bastards the Wardens.  Good people with bad intentions (like resisting HCE overlordship).

Ok, so without a vote, I think HCE will stay neutral, but will support the lower rosters to ensure good battles.  So please don't ninja roster.

And gentlemen, thanks for bringing it on!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Talanarsis on August 11, 2015, 11:39:31 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 11:31:32 am
This war will decide whether Lord of the Rings is better than Game of Thrones, or not.

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on August 11, 2015, 11:49:20 am
Arys is drunk.  Which could be summarized by saying "Arys is."  Or in fact by just saying "Arys."

Also if there is a war then Mithrim will probably support the Free Peasants against themselves.  I haven't consulted the council about this yet though.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 12:06:56 pm
Quote from: Lethwin Far Seeker on August 11, 2015, 11:49:20 am
Arys is drunk.  Which could be summarized by saying "Arys is."  Or in fact by just saying "Arys."

Also if there is a war then Mithrim will probably support the Free Peasants against themselves.  I haven't consulted the council about this yet though.

Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 12:10:42 pm
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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 11, 2015, 12:19:59 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 12:06:56 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omecZT3n5n4

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ARN_ on August 11, 2015, 01:22:49 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on August 11, 2015, 11:35:44 am
So please don't ninja roster.
Come from the faction that has done that in every village battle so far...

Also GoT/ASoIaF>LotR.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 11, 2015, 01:39:04 pm
Quote from: ARN_ on August 11, 2015, 01:22:49 pm
Come from the faction that has done that in every village battle so far...

Also GoT/ASoIaF>LotR.
You guys did it to Arowaine and tried to do it to BlackPanda lol. And AFAIK HCE has never ninja rostered.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ARN_ on August 11, 2015, 01:42:51 pm
Quote from: King_Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 11, 2015, 01:39:04 pm
You guys did it to Arowaine and tried to do it to BlackPanda lol. And AFAIK HCE has never ninja rostered.
They have done it so much it's not even ninja anymore, cause we all know it is coming :P
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Zeus_ on August 11, 2015, 05:33:11 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 11:31:32 am
This war will decide whether Lord of the Rings is better than Game of Thrones, or not.

The two really can't be compared, they're both 10/10 in my book.  :D
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: BlackxBird on August 11, 2015, 07:31:16 pm
nothing beats

Game of the Caldrian Lords

If somebody would write a book about what's going on here, I would definately buy it!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Bronto on August 11, 2015, 07:52:54 pm
Currently Lord of the Rings is better because the books end. Game of Thrones has no conclusion because George RR Martin got too fat to think of anything but another cheeseburger and who he can see naked on the next HBO episode.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 08:35:12 pm
Quote from: Bronto on August 11, 2015, 07:52:54 pm
Currently Lord of the Rings is better because the books end. Game of Thrones has no conclusion because George RR Martin got too fat to think of anything but another cheeseburger and who he can see naked on the next HBO episode.

Sweet Robin wargs into one of Dany's dragons and kills everyone.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Voncrow on August 11, 2015, 09:12:47 pm
The Wheel of Time is better than both.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: njames89 on August 11, 2015, 09:19:35 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on August 11, 2015, 11:17:38 am
Come get it boys.

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on August 12, 2015, 05:25:28 pm
Well, this whole thing comes as bit of a surprise.

At the moment, Mithrim has no intention of warring against the free peasants of Fisdnar or encroaching on their territorial sovereignty. In the past, we have only ever regarded them with friendship in addition to any protection that Mithrim could provide.  Currently, diplomats are trying to get to the bottom of the dispute, which seems to revolve around a 4am teamspeak dispute between a drunk peasant and a 17 year old Haradrim lad with a penchant for all-or-nothing debates.  Another, less substantiated rumor is that Donald Trump is behind this dispute, and plans to destabilize the region in order to search for oil fields under the Tundra.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: BoneSaw on August 13, 2015, 12:04:39 am
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Arys is the liquor Bobandy.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 13, 2015, 12:22:40 am
Quote from: Thalion_Menelvagor on August 12, 2015, 05:25:28 pm
Well, this whole thing comes as bit of a surprise.

At the moment, Mithrim has no intention of warring against the free peasants of Fisdnar or encroaching on their territorial sovereignty. In the past, we have only ever regarded them with friendship in addition to any protection that Mithrim could provide.  Currently, diplomats are trying to get to the bottom of the dispute, which seems to revolve around a 4am teamspeak dispute between a drunk peasant and a 17 year old Haradrim lad with a penchant for all-or-nothing debates.  Another, less substantiated rumor is that Donald Trump is behind this dispute, and plans to destabilize the region in order to search for oil fields under the Tundra.

The first piece of propaganda from the Tundra overlords. The truth of the matter is that Betsy was found missing from her barn that morning, and a bit of evidence was left behind...A very worn copy of the Silmarillion
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: BoneSaw on August 13, 2015, 12:44:51 am
Found Betsy by the way, you're on her.
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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Bryggan on August 13, 2015, 04:37:19 am
You will regret fighting Ares and his peasants.  Even if you win, it takes weeks to wash the smell out of your armour.  That was the reason KotN never even tried to take Fisdnar, even though it was in the Tundra.  That, and the one time I went to invade me Arys got shitfaced during the pre-battle negotiations.  Well, I did, Arys already was shitfaced.

And the Lord of the Rings was epic, Game of Thrones is awesome, but I think we can now throw 'Vikings' into the mix

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Turkhammer on August 13, 2015, 06:41:54 am
Quote from: Thalion_Menelvagor on August 12, 2015, 05:25:28 pm
Well, this whole thing comes as bit of a surprise.

At the moment, Mithrim has no intention of warring against the free peasants of Fisdnar or encroaching on their territorial sovereignty. In the past, we have only ever regarded them with friendship in addition to any protection that Mithrim could provide.  Currently, diplomats are trying to get to the bottom of the dispute, which seems to revolve around a 4am teamspeak dispute between a drunk peasant and a 17 year old Haradrim lad with a penchant for all-or-nothing debates.  Another, less substantiated rumor is that Donald Trump is behind this dispute, and plans to destabilize the region in order to search for oil fields under the Tundra.

May cooler heads prevail.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Bronto on August 13, 2015, 03:12:54 pm
Quote from: Turkhammer on August 13, 2015, 06:41:54 am
May cooler heads prevail.

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Zeus_ on August 13, 2015, 04:15:18 pm
Quote from: Bronto on August 13, 2015, 03:12:54 pm
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wish i could give +5
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: njames89 on August 13, 2015, 07:02:26 pm
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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Balikar on August 13, 2015, 08:56:59 pm
Quote from: King_Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 11, 2015, 01:39:04 pm
You guys did it to Arowaine and tried to do it to BlackPanda lol. And AFAIK HCE has never ninja rostered.

Bullshit.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Voncrow on August 13, 2015, 09:10:20 pm
Honestly every faction that has battles like that ninja rosters, HCE, Liberes, everyone, who even cares.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Zeus_ on August 13, 2015, 09:13:56 pm
Quote from: Voncrow on August 13, 2015, 09:10:20 pm
Honestly every faction that has battles like that ninja rosters, HCE, Liberes, everyone, who even cares.

NOT HoC
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: njames89 on August 13, 2015, 09:18:32 pm
I have ninja rostered against the invading EU armies. That decision was my own and no one else.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 13, 2015, 09:47:39 pm
Quote from: TheZeus on August 13, 2015, 09:13:56 pm
NOT HoC
HoC has to have battles first  :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Zeus_ on August 13, 2015, 10:00:47 pm
Quote from: King_Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 13, 2015, 09:47:39 pm
HoC has to have battles first  :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

peasant village battles dont count?

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Sir_Rugin on August 13, 2015, 10:06:03 pm
LOTR or GoT?!? How is that even a debate?

It is like my dweeb little brother telling me that Power Rangers is the end-all-be-all of mecha-morphs, when clearly he is just a young n00bL1t, not old enough to remember Voltron.

May the Prophet J.R. Tolkien live forever in our hearts and minds!!!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Jona on August 13, 2015, 10:41:39 pm
Quote from: King_Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 13, 2015, 09:47:39 pm
HoC has to have battles first  :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

And you've had how many battles that aren't fief transfers? That's what I thought.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Bronto on August 13, 2015, 10:46:14 pm
Quote from: Jona on August 13, 2015, 10:41:39 pm
And you've had how many battles that aren't fief transfers? That's what I thought.

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: njames89 on August 13, 2015, 10:49:00 pm
Quote from: Jona on August 13, 2015, 10:41:39 pm
And you've had how many battles that aren't fief transfers? That's what I thought.

Jona, Tristan as a member of HCE has been fighting full blown wars against larger numbers of enemies for an extended period. Though he has left us now there is no doubt he has pulled his weight in strat. Please stop with your baseless hatred. Just let it go.

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Jona on August 13, 2015, 10:57:39 pm
Quote from: njames89 on August 13, 2015, 10:49:00 pm
Jona, Tristan as a member of HCE has been fighting full blown wars against larger numbers of enemies for an extended period. Though he has left us now there is no doubt he has pulled his weight in strat. Please stop with your baseless hatred. Just let it go.

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Right, so his former faction's actions have meritt, but not ours? Makes sense. Completely ignore the fact that when HoC was part of the WotN we did plenty, and after the split we have done more than the average faction in that short period of time. No doubt Tristan will get around to doing something with his new faction eventually, but given that he hasn't as of yet, he can't go trash talking other factions which are in a similar position (that have done more than his).

Also what "hatred?" If all propaganda posts = hate, then you my friend are the most vitriolic person here.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: njames89 on August 13, 2015, 10:59:05 pm
I'm merely saying that Tristan has pulled his weight. As far as hatred I just feel it coming from you. Perhaps I am wrong but I doubt it. I don't think we have ever spoken and you seem to have at least a very strong dislike.

So you know I have nothing against you Jona. I merely wish you approached our conflicts with a little more respect.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Jona on August 13, 2015, 11:06:51 pm
Hmmmmmmmm, convenient how you see all your strat enemies as hateful spergs, but not your allies. Tristan posted some typical propaganda against HoC, I responded in kind.

"Yeah go Tristan you sure showed him, high five!" Vs. "Wow look at this lil nerd Jona raging n shit, he just called out mah boi he must be so mad lel gottem."
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 13, 2015, 11:07:03 pm
Woah woah woah lets keep the shittalk directed at me.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 13, 2015, 11:11:31 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on August 13, 2015, 11:10:42 pm
Record a video of you singing Living on a Prayer you fucking piece of shit.

How about A Whole New World from Alladdin and i'll sing both parts.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: njames89 on August 13, 2015, 11:15:29 pm
You are right Arys, forgive me. Uneralted to the current discussion I had a painting commissioned for your great hall of Fisdnar.

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Such vivid reds, whites, and blues. Truly the dye work is masterful.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: njames89 on August 13, 2015, 11:38:43 pm
Aerial shot of Fisdnar

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Any attacker is going to have a hell of a time bypassing the Beer Keg defensive installments.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Zeus_ on August 13, 2015, 11:44:06 pm
Arys, you're too drunk to know what's going on.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 13, 2015, 11:52:59 pm
Quote from: Jona on August 13, 2015, 11:06:51 pm
Hmmmmmmmm, convenient how you see all your strat enemies as hateful spergs, but not your allies. Tristan posted some typical propaganda against HoC, I responded in kind.

"Yeah go Tristan you sure showed him, high five!" Vs. "Wow look at this lil nerd Jona raging n shit, he just called out mah boi he must be so mad lel gottem."

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all attacks by me in HCE. Sad that no one ever fucking hired rosters.


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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Lt_Anders on August 14, 2015, 01:09:02 am
Quote from: Voncrow on August 13, 2015, 09:10:20 pm
Honestly every faction that has battles like that ninja rosters, HCE, Liberes, everyone, who even cares.

Ninja rosters?
Best one right here:
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=660

Peasant gear v Medium gear(way more troops too) and we won. I still HAVE all the gear from that battle.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Rando on August 14, 2015, 11:08:30 pm
The Prince paced up and down the room as Sorcerer Tholamin droned on and on about different courses of action. The room itself was a small and dark study, with a candle flickering on the table illuminating the surrondings. A small desk with stacks of papers and a table in the middle with a map of Calradia spread across it. Striding over to look at it the Prince studied it for a few moments. "Here." he pointed "We will join this horde of drunken peasants in their Chaos, and attack. For too long the cowards of Mithrim have enjoyed the security of their frozen wasteland." Finished with his short-lived rant, the Prince strode out of the room as Tholamin immediately set about making preparations. Within a day an elite army had set off for the north.

The Blackguard declares war on the Wardens of Mithrim.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 14, 2015, 11:25:33 pm
Quote from: RandoHg on August 14, 2015, 11:08:30 pm
The Prince paced up and down the room as Sorcerer Tholamin droned on and on about different courses of action. The room itself was a small and dark study, with a candle flickering on the table illuminating the surrondings. A small desk with stacks of papers and a table in the middle with a map of Calradia spread across it. Striding over to look at it the Prince studied it for a few moments. "Here." he pointed "We will join this horde of drunken peasants in their Chaos, and attack. For too long the cowards of Mithrim have enjoyed the security of their frozen wasteland." Finished with his short-lived rant, the Prince strode out of the room as Tholamin immediately set about making preparations. Within a day an elite army had set off for the north.

The Blackguard declares war on the Wardens of Mithrim.

For the Prince!

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4752 battle link! Great prizes for the attacking side, I don't know what the defense is offering just yet. The castle is a fun one to siege and I have great gear for everyone.

Edit: "
Wardens of the North
New name; same tricksy, disreputable ways..."

wtf is tricksy about declaring war on someone and attacking them.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 15, 2015, 06:20:24 am
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I think he was calling him a hobbit.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: njames89 on August 16, 2015, 12:27:09 am
Was a good fight today! Nice to fight in those beautiful tundra fiefs again  :)
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 16, 2015, 06:51:24 am
First battle of this war didn't go in our favor...

BUT! We got the Great Wall of Donkey from it, so please enjoy the pictures taken below

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Talanarsis on August 16, 2015, 07:48:19 am
Quote from: BlackxBird on August 11, 2015, 07:31:16 pm
nothing beats

Game of the Caldrian Lords

If somebody would write a book about what's going on here, I would definately buy it!

Well Bryggan, start typing!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Taser on August 16, 2015, 10:09:03 am
Quote from: King_Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 16, 2015, 06:51:24 am
First battle of this war didn't go in our favor...

BUT! We got the Great Wall of Donkey from it, so please enjoy the pictures taken below

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Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: bruttus on August 16, 2015, 10:40:52 am
OW yeah, The Battle for Donkey Castle
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Post by: BlackxBird on August 16, 2015, 02:12:44 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on August 16, 2015, 01:35:40 pm
These screens are what Strat is supposed to look like, really disappointed in the first months of this round when we had nothing like this

... ordinary ppl build forward spawns, but if you build 4 catapults and fuck up 4 forward spawns (I know the amount cuz I killed most of it  :mrgreen: ) and than u are out of materials/sites in the last 30 minutes u gotta use donkeys probably.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 17, 2015, 02:22:27 am
Quote from: BlackxBird on August 16, 2015, 02:12:44 pm
... ordinary ppl build forward spawns, but if you build 4 catapults and fuck up 4 forward spawns (I know the amount cuz I killed most of it  :mrgreen: ) and than u are out of materials/sites in the last 30 minutes u gotta use donkeys probably.
Yeah unfortunately that was my second "real" siege so I'm still figuring out everything. Don't worry, I learned a lot this time and my next army will be even better :).
Title: Re: Free Peasants Declare war on Mithrim.
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 17, 2015, 03:35:30 am
Quote from: King_Tristan_of_Erzoth on August 17, 2015, 02:22:27 am
Yeah unfortunately that was my second "real" siege so I'm still figuring out everything. Don't worry, I learned a lot this time and my next army will be even better :).

I think I was a large contribution to the problem for not realizing the con mat issue and shooting the catapult way too much. Hadn't used a catapult in over a year, so I was real excited, got 4 kills!