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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Dutchydave on July 24, 2015, 01:58:57 pm

Title: King Blackxbird of Libere Equites insults Queen Shelly of Lost Legion
Post by: Dutchydave on July 24, 2015, 01:58:57 pm
After the battle of New Amashke King Blackxbird personally insulted the Lost Legion's Queen Shelly.  :rolleyes:

Due to this, Lost Legion revokes all support to Libere Equites and make themselves mercs for hire indefinitely.

King Blackxbird is granted three days to publically apologise  to Queen Shelly before the leaders of Lost Legion meet to discuss if their will be an official declaration made.
Title: Re: King Blackxbird of Libere Equites insults Queen Shelly of Lost Legion
Post by: BoneSaw on July 24, 2015, 02:17:33 pm
In the old days we would settle this in the street with trial by combat. I once seen Warborn kill a man with a wagon wheel for itching his eye in formation. I can only imagine the iron price that would be paid for flinging mule dung at a liege Lord's woman?
Title: Re: King Blackxbird of Libere Equites insults Queen Shelly of Lost Legion
Post by: Novamere on July 24, 2015, 04:46:26 pm
Who is Queen Shelly?
Title: Re: King Blackxbird of Libere Equites insults Queen Shelly of Lost Legion
Post by: BlackxBird on July 24, 2015, 04:59:18 pm
dutchies queen :D
Title: Re: King Blackxbird of Libere Equites insults Queen Shelly of Lost Legion
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on July 24, 2015, 08:48:47 pm
Clearly any who would insult the lovely Shelly and her supreme crossbow skill is a fool.
Title: Re: King Blackxbird of Libere Equites insults Queen Shelly of Lost Legion
Post by: cup457 on July 25, 2015, 01:15:40 am
who tha fuk is shelly
Title: Re: King Blackxbird of Libere Equites insults Queen Shelly of Lost Legion
Post by: Bryggan on July 25, 2015, 05:22:32 am
Shelly is a queen amongst queens.  If I were to say she had a fault, it would be her choice in men.  But, as we all know, a truly chivalrous gent never insults a lady, so I will not say that her choice in men is sad, pathetic and ill chosen.  So what I will say is that her Highness, Queen Shelly is the bright star that lights up the darkness that is LL.

As for Dutchy, I will continue insulting him.  He seems to find it amusing.  Which I find annoying  :(
Title: Re: King Blackxbird of Libere Equites insults Queen Shelly of Lost Legion
Post by: BlackxBird on July 25, 2015, 04:47:09 pm
that was just a little missconception. We cleared it :)