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Title: Xesta the troll
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 25, 2015, 03:17:10 am
Hello,

Xesta, the troll, I call you out for a duel on eu3. The terms of the duel are as follows.

The duel will be best of 5.

I will fight naked with my skip the fun character and you may fight with any level, armour or equipment you see fit to use.

At Xesta's request we will both wear armour. ^

You may choose which melee class I play, 1 hander, 2 hander or polearm.

The stake for the duel is 200k which is all the gold I have. If you do not have 200k, then suggest a smaller sum which is more affordable for your price range.

Accept, dont accept, but always that know you are terrible.

Let the shit storm commence.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: McKli_PL on June 25, 2015, 03:38:17 am
My bet is 300k that this topic will produce 12/15 pages of pure crpg drama  :mrgreen: some counter bets? :lol: and here we go......
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Xesta on June 25, 2015, 04:31:41 am
Holy fuck, are you mad cus I rekt your ass with my low lvl 31 agi troll build in 1v1...?


Also this is the 3rd thread by now someone wants to duel me (the fuck).

Hello,

I will fight naked with my skip the fun character and you may fight with any level, armour or equipment you see fit to use.

You really are not taking me serious are you? I don't even know if I should accept free 200k. Would be pretty shameless :^^)
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Sharpe on June 25, 2015, 04:51:30 am

Also this is the 3rd thread by now someone wants to duel me (the fuck).


I beat you when you had 200 ping. Clearly I am bestest.

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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Palurgee on June 25, 2015, 05:11:12 am
i'm putting another 50k on xesta
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Novamere on June 25, 2015, 05:34:27 am
Holy fuck, are you mad cus I rekt your ass with my low lvl 31 agi troll build in 1v1...?

I don't even know if I should accept free 200k. Would be pretty shameless :^^)

This has pussy written all over it.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Perverz on June 25, 2015, 09:11:19 am
500k on muffin.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Schoi on June 25, 2015, 09:15:53 am
1 LP on Asheram
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Arthur_ on June 25, 2015, 09:18:15 am
xesta made an agi troll build ? wow. someone is mad.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Grumbs on June 25, 2015, 09:58:17 am
Why not do a proper duel, both geared? Then theres no excuses and the winner is the better player. I think if Muffin is naked Xesta will win, but Blueberry is probably the better all-round player with gear. If xesta wins Muffin has a good excuse (no gear), if xesta loses he can claim he didn't take it seriously cos you were naked and gave you a chance
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Strudog on June 25, 2015, 10:19:52 am
For people putting money on Xesta are truly fools....
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Arthur_ on June 25, 2015, 10:22:19 am
For people putting money on Xesta are truly fools....

yolo
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Micah on June 25, 2015, 10:30:24 am
You really are not taking me serious are you? I don't even know if I should accept free 200k. Would be pretty shameless :^^)

Just fyi, muff was once one of the most hated and feared polespammers, on par with some of who you might call dueling legends and he kept up top notch performance for a long time until he quit. Admitedly he quit quite a while ago ... actually those where times when i was still leader and trainer for my old clan.
I dont want to scare you and nor do i love him alot, as far as i can tell he doesnt care for me either and he is almost as selfabsorbed as you are. He just doesnt talk as much as you do, but rarely uses friendly vocabulary.

Just saying that it just might happen that he owns you naked if he prepares a bit (like the tryhard he also is similarly to you) if you dont consult the right people with particular knowledge and sustainable experiance as personal trainer, which are sadly pretty rare to find nowadays ...  :rolleyes:

BTW: I am free for hire atm, incase you need some reliable consultance with excellent success rate as clan trainer.  8-)
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Torben on June 25, 2015, 10:34:50 am
I'll put 200k on Xesta.

200k on muff,  you in?
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Gurnisson on June 25, 2015, 10:50:37 am
Why not do a proper duel, both geared? Then theres no excuses and the winner is the better player. I think if Muffin is naked Xesta will win, but Blueberry is probably the better all-round player with gear. If xesta wins Muffin has a good excuse (no gear), if xesta loses he can claim he didn't take it seriously cos you were naked and gave you a chance

Probably? :lol:

However, naked Muffin vs. Xesta in heavy gear might end up with Muff hitting Xesta 6-7 times and then getting one-shot by random spam.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: karasu on June 25, 2015, 12:41:55 pm
Still cringe worthy.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: pogosan on June 25, 2015, 01:12:19 pm
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Leshma on June 25, 2015, 01:33:32 pm
Over 9 million gold on Lars Anderson

This duel is really interesting, it shows how low we fell. Muffin dueling Xesta... I was never big fan of Muffin or any Merc for that matter, but I have to admit that Muffin is one of the best duelers cRPG ever had.

However, Muffin has serious ping issues and that could play role in this duel. Also playing naked with 120 ping is not good idea. If Muffin had proper connection without issues and loomed gear just like Xesta outcome would be known. These factors make it somewhat interesting.

Xesta isn't too bad at picking his swings, and has decent footwork. His only problem is blocking, can't block any advanced attack even if his life depended on it.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Pawiu on June 25, 2015, 01:48:30 pm
much reksta much dueling much fame much skill much Bet 100k on reksta
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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: WarLord on June 25, 2015, 02:09:12 pm
Why not do a proper duel, both geared? Then theres no excuses and the winner is the better player. I think if Muffin is naked Xesta will win, but Blueberry is probably the better all-round player with gear. If xesta wins Muffin has a good excuse (no gear), if xesta loses he can claim he didn't take it seriously cos you were naked and gave you a chance

This 100%. With equal gear/build/level it would be 5 victories for muffin, no doubt about that  :D
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Kirman on June 25, 2015, 02:33:38 pm
Old days... We use to have  a populated duel server  :(

Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Teeth on June 25, 2015, 02:42:33 pm
Anybody care to elaborate on the wind-up to this? I thought Muffin was a pretty level-headed lad, mostly lacking the "I derive my self-worth from duels in cRPG" syndrome, so it must've been some legit drama.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Micah on June 25, 2015, 03:08:40 pm
Anybody care to elaborate on the wind-up to this? I thought Muffin was a pretty level-headed lad, mostly lacking the "I derive my self-worth from duels in cRPG" syndrome, so it must've been some legit drama.
pff ... legit drama? How boring.
Fighing drama queens are way more entertainment ... lets hope for the latter case  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: BlackxBird on June 25, 2015, 03:17:06 pm
I bet my -2 pickaxe on Muffin.

I'm no fan of both of u but still I like muffin more <3
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Switchtense on June 25, 2015, 03:18:46 pm
All my gold on Muffin.

So about 100k. Any takers? :D
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Akronus97 on June 25, 2015, 03:38:52 pm
Why not do a proper duel, both geared? Then theres no excuses and the winner is the better player. I think if Muffin is naked Xesta will win, but Blueberry is probably the better all-round player with gear. If xesta wins Muffin has a good excuse (no gear), if xesta loses he can claim he didn't take it seriously cos you were naked and gave you a chance

Xesta would do that anyway....
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Gravoth_iii on June 25, 2015, 03:58:48 pm
Drama hype!
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Akronus97 on June 25, 2015, 04:03:00 pm
Drama hype!

Do you have some popcorn for watching? :)
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Leshma on June 25, 2015, 04:04:05 pm
Anybody care to elaborate on the wind-up to this? I thought Muffin was a pretty level-headed lad, mostly lacking the "I derive my self-worth from duels in cRPG" syndrome, so it must've been some legit drama.

Xesta isn't even being his old self these days, I'm equally confused what led to this duel.

Edit: Would rather see some serious duel going on. TM was online the other night and it took him just 10 mins warm-up to kick our asses. TM vs Lezzard would be interesting duel to watch.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: jtobiasm on June 25, 2015, 04:29:49 pm
Anybody care to elaborate on the wind-up to this? I thought Muffin was a pretty level-headed lad, mostly lacking the "I derive my self-worth from duels in cRPG" syndrome, so it must've been some legit drama.
Nar, hes always been a cunt just doesn't talk much.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Siiem on June 25, 2015, 04:38:56 pm
What's the point of these things anymore...
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Xesta on June 25, 2015, 04:49:15 pm
Just came home, drama is real.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Doom_Carrot on June 25, 2015, 05:02:08 pm
Xesta is a nerd  :lol:
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Rebelyell on June 25, 2015, 05:33:06 pm
When we talk about skill xsesta gets way to much atention
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: //saxon on June 25, 2015, 05:43:27 pm
instead of creating a totally unfair duel, why not both use the exact same build and exact same gear, like native, only then will you see who is best of 5 duels.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Doom_Carrot on June 25, 2015, 06:03:24 pm
instead of creating a totally unfair duel, why not both use the exact same build and exact same gear, like native, only then will you see who is best of 5 duels.

They should just duel on the ludus lol  :lol:
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 25, 2015, 06:15:54 pm
OK, if you prefer to be on even footing we will do it that way.

Edit the rules level 35 skip the fun chars, whatever gear we both choose. Best of 5.

When would you like to schedule it?
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: pogosan on June 25, 2015, 06:21:46 pm
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 25, 2015, 06:37:34 pm
Duel is scheduled on Saturday the 27th at 9:30pm British time. Please bring popcorn.  :)
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Halk on June 25, 2015, 06:42:39 pm
These duel things are getting too old...
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Lars on June 25, 2015, 06:43:52 pm
I put 5 Friedrich d'or on Muffin

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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Tuetensuppe on June 25, 2015, 06:52:05 pm
I'll put 200k on Xesta.

im taking that!

for evryone who is intrested - im up to higher my bet up to 1kk on Muffin  :lol: :lol: 
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Bronto on June 25, 2015, 07:37:51 pm
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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: DaveUKR on June 25, 2015, 08:04:31 pm
im taking that!

for evryone who is intrested - im up to higher my bet up to 1kk on Muffin!


Take some items that I gave to Merc Armoury and bet them on Muffin! Easy looms :D

Back in the days we ate trolls like Xesta on breakfast (or 2nd lunch).

Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: StonedSteel on June 25, 2015, 08:23:34 pm
instead of creating a totally unfair duel, why not both use the exact same build and exact same gear, like native, only then will you see who is best of 5 duels.

y not just have the duel in native? y not just play native? lol at all these people still have \ asking for duels...as if its skill based, as if one guy is really better then the other....y even bother...this is crpg, no matter who wins, there will be people saying "ya well, he only won cuz this, or ya well, he only lost cuz that"

crpg players...lol, if there is a more hypocritical bullshit community full of nerds with delusions of grandeur...ive yet to see it.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: karasu on June 25, 2015, 08:30:14 pm

crpg players...lol, if there is a more hypocritical bullshit community full of nerds with delusions of grandeur...ive yet to see it.

Seems you're in the right place then.

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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: StonedSteel on June 25, 2015, 08:34:26 pm
...u are...correct sir, i dont belong here, never have, never will.

though, apparently, honest obvious criticisms arnt allowed here either.



nice gif...fuck u want...a kiss?
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Algarn on June 25, 2015, 08:59:53 pm
nice gif

Please.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Lizard_man on June 25, 2015, 09:32:32 pm
Xesta's a prick, and will get his arse handed to him by Muffin. How's this gonna work though? Ain't Muffin suffering from the high ping issue, due to Virgin?
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: karasu on June 25, 2015, 09:32:51 pm
...u are...correct sir, i dont belong here, never have, never will.

though, apparently, honest obvious criticisms arnt allowed here either.



nice gif...fuck u want...a kiss?

Yet, in all your "wisdom", you're still here. I know, it's hard to stay away from all the compelling schizophrenic personalities around these parts (forum). 

I understand.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: jtobiasm on June 25, 2015, 09:43:02 pm
y not just have the duel in native? y not just play native? lol at all these people still have \ asking for duels...as if its skill based, as if one guy is really better then the other....y even bother...this is crpg, no matter who wins, there will be people saying "ya well, he only won cuz this, or ya well, he only lost cuz that"

crpg players...lol, if there is a more hypocritical bullshit community full of nerds with delusions of grandeur...ive yet to see it.
native is easy
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Leshma on June 25, 2015, 10:12:45 pm
Skills ceiling isn't higher, just less people playing and most of them are hardened veterans. Hard to excel among players who have similar ability.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Torben on June 25, 2015, 11:29:45 pm
It's a bet, Torben.

The skill ceiling these days is much much higher than December 2013. Unless he's been keeping up his game on Native,  I'm pretty confident on Xesta.

sweet : )
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Arrowblood on June 26, 2015, 12:00:45 am
https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE


Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Rebelyell on June 26, 2015, 12:29:36 am
I am more than sure that skill lvl on servers drop a lot on crpg server during last year.
Lots of really good players left the game, heroes of old days are gone too, server pop is way lower ect ect.
Now all we have is some newmy old friends that think they are MLG because they can topscore on 20 man server.
Xesta is best example of that.
I have no idea how mufin play nowadays but in his prime he was really fearsome player.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Algarn on June 26, 2015, 12:33:27 am
I am more than sure that skill lvl on servers drop a lot on crpg server during last year.

16/2 with rags, a club, and 6 throwing lances. Nothing more to say, tho there was only one archer in front.

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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: //saxon on June 26, 2015, 12:54:09 am
I have no idea how mufin player nowadays but in his prime he was really fearsome player.
Muffin was a top player man and probably still is,

Falling to Xesta's tricks though is quite low, i mean even if muffin wins 5-0, Xesta will still continue to act like a champ while sitting near the bottom of the scoreboard (that's how i remember his standard whereabouts on the scoreboard most of the time atleast) he might have got better i honestly don't know but it's still best to just go along with the joke and laugh at him everytime he starts shit talking.

Come on Muffin you're better than this, don't fall for trolls, this isn't how i remember the Muffinman.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: StonedSteel on June 26, 2015, 01:27:52 am
hahaha,

thank you for understanding, because, yes, native is easy, yes its bland.

its also 100% more skill based, its also what my friends, used to play. :cry:

couple do, most dont, some play crpg, so here i am. :oops:

if native had more customization and something like strat...i wouldnt be here.

that doesnt make native bad, and it certainly doesnt make crpg good.

something native doesnt have...a constant community anymore, there used to be the same faces all the time...now its very hit and miss.

thats kind of a gamebreaker foe me,,,as warband is all i play

but people dont play and practice religiously anymore in native...they still do in crpg...so here i am.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Radament on June 26, 2015, 03:41:12 am
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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Finse on June 26, 2015, 08:41:18 am
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Rebelyell on June 26, 2015, 11:12:34 am
Yesterday's heroes are today's scrubs, and vice versa.
maybe some
but I would not relay on that as a rule
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: darmaster on June 26, 2015, 12:46:38 pm
I am more than sure that skill lvl on servers drop a lot on crpg server during last year.
Lots of really good players left the game, heroes of old days are gone too, server pop is way lower ect ect.
Now all we have is some newmy old friends that think they are MLG because they can topscore on 20 man server.
Xesta is best example of that.
I have no idea how mufin play nowadays but in his prime he was really fearsome player.

Actually skill cap is still hogh, especially these days; now everyone is able to block fint and shit, back in the days you were able to hold 3/4 enemies at a time with ease (often it was easier than facing one skilled player), now it's a bit harder, maybe flattened
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Radament on June 26, 2015, 01:12:04 pm
Actually skill cap is still hogh, especially these days; now everyone is able to block fint and shit, back in the days you were able to hold 3/4 enemies at a time with ease (often it was easier than facing one skilled player), now it's a bit harder, maybe flattened
your cock is flattened roflmasters!
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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Rebelyell on June 26, 2015, 01:50:38 pm
Actually skill cap is still hogh, especially these days; now everyone is able to block fint and shit, back in the days you were able to hold 3/4 enemies at a time with ease (often it was easier than facing one skilled player), now it's a bit harder, maybe flattened
I can agree that there is way less noobs around nowdays.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: jtobiasm on June 26, 2015, 03:56:07 pm
You know the great thing about native being easy, when they duel they would both be playing native, not one playing native and the other playing cRPG somehow. So the above point has zero relevance.
native is easy
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: //saxon on June 26, 2015, 07:18:13 pm
native is easy
Do you realize what you've done  :lol:

Everyone off the train, it's derailing.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: jtobiasm on June 26, 2015, 08:15:52 pm
Do you realize what you've done  :lol:

Everyone off the train, it's derailing.

Hahaha av it! Am serious though, look at people like intermezzo and shema both in the best team in native, wouldn't even call them above average in c-rpg.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Macropus on June 26, 2015, 09:57:21 pm
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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Volk. on June 27, 2015, 12:35:23 am
Yo, Muff1n why wou1d you care to fight Xesta? Let's go 1v1 with Volky for 30k 1ike old times, ah?
Volky is God
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Rebelyell on June 27, 2015, 01:38:27 am
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I am sooo drunk that it meakes sens
fin as fuck
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: karasu on June 27, 2015, 02:48:09 pm
So, it's happening?
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 27, 2015, 07:48:46 pm
At 9 30.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: WarLord on June 27, 2015, 08:11:40 pm
ewww I have to leave in 10 minutes .... would love to see the rektening ...  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: karasu on June 27, 2015, 09:00:54 pm
GMT or?
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 27, 2015, 10:20:38 pm
Brit time, so in 10 mins, but I dont see xesta on servers so I dont know if he will show.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 27, 2015, 11:00:52 pm
Looks look a no show from Xesta. Sorry guys.

Probably shouldn't have started this in the first place anyway. The perils of drinking after work then trying to argue with a troll whilst drunk...
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: jtobiasm on June 27, 2015, 11:38:22 pm
omg u get drunk ur cool
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: karasu on June 27, 2015, 11:40:32 pm
Nah, what did you expect?  You had almost nothing to lose. Him on the other hand...  :lol:




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Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 27, 2015, 11:51:01 pm
Jtobiasm dont be so bitter, it cant be good for your health. :s
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Halk on June 28, 2015, 02:07:41 am
Xesta, you did the right thing. This dueling nonsense has to stop, it was fun for the first time..
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Gravoth_iii on June 28, 2015, 11:11:05 am
Did he ever accept the duel/time?

Jtobiasm dont be so bitter, it cant be good for your health. :s

He's worse than xant, its pretty impressive.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Switchtense on June 28, 2015, 11:41:23 am
Duel would have taken about 10-15 seconds anyway.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Razzer on June 28, 2015, 12:06:06 pm
Muffin would've rekt him ez.... :shock:
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: jtobiasm on June 28, 2015, 12:36:06 pm
Did he ever accept the duel/time?

He's worse than xant, its pretty impressive.
And you're worse than Xesta, its pretty impressive
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: AwesomeHail on June 28, 2015, 12:50:02 pm
native is easy

there we have my signature, once again
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Gravoth_iii on June 28, 2015, 01:59:00 pm
And you're worse than Xesta, its pretty impressive

Thanks, i try. In what ways exactly? So i can improve on those im lacking.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: Switchtense on June 28, 2015, 02:10:59 pm
Thanks, i try. In what ways exactly? So i can improve on those im lacking.

Shittalking.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: jtobiasm on June 28, 2015, 02:19:16 pm
there we have my signature, once again
Thanks for joining the cause.
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: jtobiasm on June 28, 2015, 02:19:48 pm
Thanks, i try. In what ways exactly? So i can improve on those im lacking.
everyway ;)
Title: Re: Xesta the troll
Post by: karasu on June 28, 2015, 02:41:31 pm
No duel, shittalk takes over. Locked.