cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Putin_Akbar on June 23, 2015, 08:55:52 pm
Title: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Putin_Akbar on June 23, 2015, 08:55:52 pm
Hello fellow cRPGers. Today I'm here to reveal the ugly truth to all of you. My name is Putin Akbar, some of you might not know me, some of you might know me with one of my various past names, wich include: Herra_Hakkarainen Saatana Nysapussi Aku_Ankka Hessu_Hopo Minni_Hiiri Cumface Loukkaavanimi Kaartin_Neekeri Obama_BinLaden
I'm sure I forgot some but you get the idea.
Now let me tell something about myself, I'm actually really nice and friendly young man from Finland at the age of 24, turning 25 this summer in couple of months. I'm working as a "work leader" (not sure wich the real english word is), in a one of the biggest construction companies in europe (or at least northern europe). I had long break from cRPG cuz had so much to deal in real life with my new job and army, but it's starting to settle down so here I am back.
Right now as we speak, I'm banned but shouldn't be long anymore when I'm back on the field and I have this plan to start to play normally and skip the bullshit some of you have seen from me.
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Finse on June 23, 2015, 08:57:38 pm
You're not Hessuhoppo on dayz btw? killed one named that so i Wonder?
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Molly on June 23, 2015, 09:01:34 pm
Pretty sure we all read that announcement in shock and... well... *zZz*
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Putin_Akbar on June 23, 2015, 09:01:59 pm
I used to be "Hessu_Hopo", if it was just "Hessuhopo" wouldn't be me.
I'm back on the field and I have this plan to start to play normally and skip the bullshit some of you have seen from me.
Please don't, you're like cRPG manifesto embodied in one man. You're the truth, ugly truth and a witness of what this mod has turned into. You're the beacon for drunken sailors that warns them to stay away from Calradia. You're the testament of our effort, our wasted youth. You are what you are, a beautiful person. Never let anyone change that.
If admins have problem with your behavior, you can always buy a new key. Please be yourself.
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Gravoth_iii on June 23, 2015, 09:36:03 pm
I believe the finnish part, but not the rest.
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Mae. on June 23, 2015, 10:05:10 pm
Please don't, you're like cRPG manifesto embodied in one man. You're the truth, ugly truth and a witness of what this mod has turned into. You're the beacon for drunken sailors that warns them to stay away from Calradia. You're the testament of our effort, our wasted youth. You are what you are, a beautiful person. Never let anyone change that.
If admins have problem with your behavior, you can always buy a new key. Please be yourself.
Lol, I bought good amount of keys from steam sales though, just in case. :twisted:
Honestly, I don't really understand why wouldn't you believe it. All the lies I've fed u guys up within the years you bought pretty well... And now when I'm here all naked infront the truth, you won't believe me. I find it kinda funny and irony, but not like I lose anything if you don't believe. :D
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Grumbs on June 23, 2015, 10:17:42 pm
So you are le master troller and roleplay a shady character in cRPG, and buy separate accounts to maintain the image? Cool
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Putin_Akbar on June 23, 2015, 10:21:52 pm
So you are le master troller and roleplay a shady character in cRPG, and buy separate accounts to maintain the image? Cool
Well yeah, I suppouse you could say that... Honestly games are for fun, and I've had some fun in the journey, but to be honest I believe I can have much more fun if I'd just learn to play the game correctly. I always sucked with melee pretty much, cuz I never put any effor into it. I've been playing native and some other mods past weeks, mainly on duel servers getting owned but I'm learning more and I still have hopes of myself growing into fierce and deadly warrior in the virtual battlefield.
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Grumbs on June 23, 2015, 10:30:36 pm
Probably more likely that you can't help yourself and default to your real character and that gets you banned :( . I don't think anyone gets much enjoyment out of it besides yourself, so I guess that makes you a bit of a shader character by itself. Plus you waste a lot of admin time
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Leshma on June 23, 2015, 10:38:19 pm
but to be honest I believe I can have much more fun if I'd just learn to play the game correctly.
If you can explain what you mean by correctly then you might be onto something. Huge majority of current active community are trolls (me included). Wouldn't call Kremlite playstyle as playing the game correctly, but I'm probably wrong because they are in majority.
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Putin_Akbar on June 23, 2015, 10:49:09 pm
If you can explain what you mean by correctly then you might be onto something. Huge majority of current active community are trolls (me included). Wouldn't call Kremlite playstyle as playing the game correctly, but I'm probably wrong because they are in majority.
I found out this blog, wich explains that the only real way to play the game is apparently 2hander, with no armor.
Quote from: blog
you may ask “what to do if i want to be a honourable player”: - learn to use 2 handed swords - stop using armor - don’t cheat - play duels - playing cav is probably the worst thing in this game, it feels laggy and basically only you can do is killing people from back - using 1h, especially scimmitar because it gives too much advantage, the best balanced weapon is a swadian great sword - playing battle : in my opinion worst mode, servers full of players trying to compensate their bad melee skills by killing others from back and using ranged weapons. you can’t get better playing battle because it’s all about luck. useless mode
Quote from: blog
Typical Troll:
Age: 15-xx years old who think he’s enough mature to abuse younger players
skills: he suck at duels, try to compensate it by playing only battle and using cheats
Nationality: stupid, uneducated guy from eastern europe : Russia, Poland, Czech Republic … (other shitholes)
Personality: just a moron
Quote from: blog
Be a decent guy: you’ll get more friends, say “hello” when joining a server and try to be kind.
It’s probably all I can tell you, good luck in duel cups, enjoy the game!
These are just some of my favourite parts in his blog, I'm starting to think this guy as my mentor sort of.
Probably more likely that you can't help yourself and default to your real character and that gets you banned :( . I don't think anyone gets much enjoyment out of it besides yourself, so I guess that makes you a bit of a shader character by itself. Plus you waste a lot of admin time
Well yeah, I know not a lot of people get enjoyment from the behaviour I've had, but honestly I think people shouldn't just give that much of a fuck about it... Few times I've seen someone get into my behaviour, and actually create more fun from it to himself and myself, wich I really found epic and super cool. Though sometimes I've felt bad when It seems obivous that I've cause someone to get pissed over very bad and real from my actions.
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Vibe on June 23, 2015, 10:50:06 pm
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Leshma on June 23, 2015, 10:54:36 pm
That blog has been written by Odin. Become naked great sword wielding dueler. Obey his orders.
One day you too will complete cRPG without being no-lifer, having won 5vs5 tournament, becoming a champion now with soon to be a legendary forum and in-game title to prove it.
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Putin_Akbar on June 23, 2015, 11:06:55 pm
That blog has been written by Odin. Become naked great sword wielding dueler. Obey his orders.
One day you too will complete cRPG without being no-lifer, having won 5vs5 tournament, becoming a champion now with soon to be a legendary forum and in-game title to prove it.
Lmao, didn't know he wrote it. Anyways I honestly don't think I'd go that far but yeah... :D
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Richyy on June 23, 2015, 11:11:02 pm
Different from all the other comments, im starting to like you :wink:
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Micah on June 23, 2015, 11:19:03 pm
Hm ... dunno why im here and reading this. Dunno why you wrote this. Still there are worse threads. Here have your plus one and have fun - that kinda rhymes btw :D
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: karasu on June 23, 2015, 11:25:34 pm
That blog has been written by Odin. Become naked great sword wielding dueler. Obey his orders.
One day you too will complete cRPG without being no-lifer, having won 5vs5 tournament, becoming a champion now with soon to be a legendary forum and in-game title to prove it.
while also getting a degree and booking a 3 week holiday for next year with a girl you fuck every week
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Putin_Akbar on June 23, 2015, 11:49:47 pm
Hm ... dunno why im here and reading this. Dunno why you wrote this. Still there are worse threads. Here have your plus one and have fun - that kinda rhymes btw :D
Honestly, I mostly wrote this just for myself. Kind of, clearing the table or someshit... Though there's still one pile of shit on the table, wich I'm hoping to get rid of soon. :)
Please someone ban his IP, so he'd have wasted all his money on unusable keys.
Honestly, that's just cute. You get around it pretty easy, if you have dynamic IP you can literally just change your IP. If you don't, you can still change your IP, but you might need to call your ISP to do so. Also you can use portable devices with 4G for your internet, and use that devices IP (wich can also be changed). Of course there's IP range bans, but that might affect other users also, and they are also avoidable with the help of your ISP. Though my goal is that I'd never had to change my IP address... Not because of cRPG anyways lol.
Now let me tell something about myself, I'm actually really nice and friendly young man from Finland at the age of 24, turning 25 this summer in couple of months. I'm working as a "dirty communist" (not sure wich the real english word is), in a one of the biggest construction companies in europe (or at least northern europe). I had long break from cRPG cuz had so much to deal in real life with my new job and army, but it's starting to settle down so here I am back.
Those two words are incompatible I'm afraid. This story must be false.
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Halk on June 24, 2015, 01:45:14 am
Those two words are incompatible I'm afraid. This story must be false.
Russian butthurtboy spotted
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Bronto on June 24, 2015, 04:47:41 am
Am I missing something? Not to be rude to the OP but why should any of us care. I guess, congratulations on your imminent return but other than that....you let us all down with the title of your thread. What was the point of it? I expected something like I'm all these forum accounts or I'm actually one of Grey orders or Keshes multiaccounts. But I read your original post and am left wanting more. I'm more disappointed than your parents are.
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Kadeth on June 24, 2015, 05:36:20 am
a little bit ugly, but probably not true
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Putin_Akbar on June 24, 2015, 10:56:28 am
Am I missing something? Not to be rude to the OP but why should any of us care. I guess, congratulations on your imminent return but other than that....you let us all down with the title of your thread. What was the point of it? I expected something like I'm all these forum accounts or I'm actually one of Grey orders or Keshes multiaccounts. But I read your original post and am left wanting more. I'm more disappointed than your parents are.
Well yeah, sorry to let you down... But It's not like I'm somekind of clown who's job is to entertain you guys lol. My parents in the other hand are not dissapointed at all.
Right now as we speak, I'm banned but shouldn't be long anymore when I'm back on the field and I have this plan to start to play normally and skip the bullshit some of you have seen from me.
Calls the thread 'ugly truth', blatant lies that arent particularly ugly since none of us remember or care about any of your previous accounts.
1/10 thread, gave me a few seconds of entertainment
Honestly, you shouldn't assume how others feel / what they remember. Because that's a lie that nobody remembers my previous accounts. Some do, and it's proven. Anyways I respect your opinion, even though I care about it as much as you care about this thread. :D
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Clockworkkiller on June 25, 2015, 09:47:37 am
Honestly, you shouldn't assume how others feel / what they remember. Because that's a lie that nobody remembers my previous accounts. Some do, and it's proven. Anyways I respect your opinion, even though I care about it as much as you care about this thread. :D
Well, their nobodies also
gotem
Title: Re: The Ugly Truth
Post by: Doom_Carrot on June 26, 2015, 03:45:04 am
If you can explain what you mean by correctly then you might be onto something. Huge majority of current active community are trolls (me included). Wouldn't call Kremlite playstyle as playing the game correctly, but I'm probably wrong because they are in majority.
The troll-retard sliding scale does not allow this.