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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Falka on June 15, 2015, 07:23:36 pm

Title: I'm gonna puke...
Post by: Falka on June 15, 2015, 07:23:36 pm
For the first time in last few years I've eaten frozen pizza. Worst meal of my life. So spicy and at the same time so tastless, uh, what a shit was that.
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Post by: POOPHAMMER on June 15, 2015, 07:38:26 pm
While I can agree frozen pizzas are absolute shit

My favorite pizza even vs local made or chain is a frozen pizza

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It is so fucking good idk why and I can not stand frozen pizza
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Post by: Utrakil on June 15, 2015, 07:41:55 pm
All right I gonna take a break from "orange is the new black" and buy some frozen pizza at my next door 24/7.
OP made me hungry.
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on June 15, 2015, 07:50:18 pm
God I hate frozen pizzas

It's the shit rubber cheese
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Post by: Siiem on June 15, 2015, 07:51:08 pm
It's the shit american cheese
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Post by: AwesomeHail on June 15, 2015, 08:21:22 pm
frozen pizza? like the shit you buy and you put it in the oven and BAM! you have a pizza?

i kinda like the Dr Utker thin or the BIG 'MURICAN TEXAS PIZZA WITH FLUFFY BOTTOM SHIT THATS GOOD I FUCKING LOVE IT
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Post by: Leshma on June 15, 2015, 08:29:42 pm
Why do people buy that shit when making pizza is the easiest thing in the whole world?
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Post by: Falka on June 15, 2015, 08:35:50 pm
i kinda like the Dr Utker thin

Long, looong time ago I ate a few of those and as far as I can recall it wasn't that bad. I'm not a fan of fast foods, but from time to time you want to eat some unhealthy shit. Sadly this time it was real shit  :cry:

Why do people buy that shit when making pizza is the easiest thing in the whole world?

Cause they're lazy I guess. And nope, it can not be the easiest thing to make, that's spaghetti :P
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on June 15, 2015, 08:55:02 pm
Food is food, i wont complain.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on June 16, 2015, 12:54:45 am
Don't care either, and if i came home one day and found that pizza steaming on a plate - i would gratefully consume it. I don't buy them, cause they are not that cheap anyway, in relation to how filling they are. I need a 3-pack to satisfy hunger, so i can just as well buy something else.
 
And to be honest guys, time it takes to warm it up ( dont have a microwave, so i have to use a stove... ), is just not worth the effort. I rather eat some canned tuna, cottage cheese, fruits and yogurt. Now when i think about it - i never eat warm food, unless it's bought freshly cooked :) Damn, I am one lazy motherfucker!
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on June 16, 2015, 01:36:47 am
A lot of frozen pizza is pretty shit. There is one brand however that I like. Making a pizza is even easier if you just buy dough that is already done. Takes like 20 minutes (with oven time).
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Post by: Christo on June 17, 2015, 06:33:30 pm
Depends on how massive they are, I ate both terrible and very, very delicious ones.

Also acceptable ones that aren't all that expensive, you just need to find a brand that works best.
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Post by: darmaster on June 18, 2015, 02:56:51 am
as a pizza connoisseur (at least i don't put ketchup on it) honestly depends on what frozen pizza you ate; here they're not so bad tbh. also most comes from how you cook them, a good oven will change taste a lot
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Post by: Torben on June 18, 2015, 11:05:56 am
germoney of havings good freezza
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Post by: Christo on June 18, 2015, 01:16:52 pm
a good oven will change taste a lot

Exactly.
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Post by: Teeth on June 18, 2015, 05:45:47 pm
What, how are these so bad, compared to what? I've eaten some that are pretty comparable to take-away's, just smaller and cheaper.

Why do people buy that shit when making pizza is the easiest thing in the whole world?
Because buying this shit is in fact easier than making a pizza, obviously.
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Post by: Bronto on June 18, 2015, 05:53:47 pm

It's the shit american cheese



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Who eats american cheese on a motherfucking pizza?!?!?!?!??!
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Post by: POOPHAMMER on June 18, 2015, 08:23:09 pm



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Who eats american cheese on a motherfucking pizza?!?!?!?!??!

Who the fuck eats American cheese? It tastes like moldy plastic. Why is it even allowed to have the word cheese in its name?
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on June 19, 2015, 06:17:53 pm
Who the fuck eats American cheese? It tastes like moldy plastic. Why is it even allowed to have the word cheese in its name?

I approve of all cheeses,
American, Swiss, various cheddars, blue, provolone, pepper jack, that one with the weird French name.
Not one cheese shall be abandoned in my house. No matter the taste.
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Post by: LordBerenger on June 19, 2015, 07:00:04 pm
I approve of all cheeses,
American, Swiss, various cheddars, blue, provolone, pepper jack, that one with the weird French name.
Not one cheese shall be abandoned in my house. No matter the taste.

Dick cheese as well