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Title: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on June 14, 2015, 11:32:29 pm
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A messenger raven was recently felled by inebriated huntsmen near the wood of Nova Rebache bearing undeniable proof of the matriarch's infidelity.  The contents of the raven's letter evidence that the empress of the Holy Chadizian Empire, unbeknownst to her husband tried to seduce Finnian Tiercel, lord of Mithrim, to elope with her to EU!  Is the emperor cuckold?  Will lord Tiercel reciprocate the wanton virgin's feelings?  Many have their doubts given the jocular response he gave her in the message but could this be an attempt to hide the truth?  See a leaked copy of the original document below and tell us what you think on twitter or on facebook!  We'll find the answer and inform you in the next issue of PEOPLE of STRATEGUS.
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Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: poonerplox2 on June 15, 2015, 02:53:02 am
Well obviously she said no to giving you Curaw. SHE IS AN HONEST WOMAN IN MY BOOKS FOR THAT.
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: Bryggan on June 15, 2015, 03:29:37 am
Oh, she's always trying to run away from me.  And I keep telling her bathing is for weaklings.
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: njames89 on June 15, 2015, 05:03:13 am
+1 For the issue most gripping calradia

Here it is actually hidden on the first page.
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Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 15, 2015, 11:33:26 pm
Finally some acknowledgment of my good looks.

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Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: Talanarsis on June 23, 2015, 10:12:02 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on June 15, 2015, 11:33:26 pm
Finally some acknowledgment of my good looks.

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Arys, are you single???
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: StonedSteel on June 24, 2015, 02:05:23 am
dude, brygg bro, get ur women in line man, shes all over the place, asking for nudes from ERRRYONE

shieeeet, i could't even sell my castle till she saw the D :O
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: Sharpe on June 24, 2015, 03:41:56 am
When she was in Veluca for a diplomatic mission, she called me into the guest chambers.... she didn't want to talk about diplomacy. I believe her exact words were "I'm the only person who wants to be stabbed by your Ashwood"

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Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: Talanarsis on June 24, 2015, 06:59:44 am
Hey, I have needs and Bryggan has problems "erecting his pillar."
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: njames89 on June 24, 2015, 04:52:18 pm
Quote from: Talanarsis on June 24, 2015, 06:59:44 am
Hey, I have needs and Bryggan has problems "erecting his pillar."

Are you trying to tell me this painting he commissioned of your majesties is not accurate?

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Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: StonedSteel on June 24, 2015, 08:16:27 pm
Quote from: njames89 on June 24, 2015, 04:52:18 pm
Are you trying to tell me this painting he commissioned of your majesties is not accurate?

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ROFLMFAO

Frisian Cavalry?
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: Bryggan on June 25, 2015, 02:35:58 am
Quote from: Talanarsis on June 24, 2015, 06:59:44 am
Hey, I have needs and Bryggan has problems "erecting his pillar."
Odd, how a woman (even though in RP land she looks exactly like her avatar) can kill a man's passions with yelling, screaming and accusations.  While I like a bit of energy in a girl, pillow talk should not consist of, "YOU FUCKING MORON!  WHY DID YOU ALLOW THE ATTACK ON THE HOUNDS!", and dirty talk does not include, "KILL ALL OF LL!  KILL THEM! KILL THEM aLL*!"

*see what I did there?

But, like all state sanctioned relationships, there are challenges is in our relationships.  Fortunately I love campaigning, so I am away from my beloved most of the time.  We have an heir and a spare, so... anyone brave enough to take her quest is welcome to it.  And chadz be with you.

Also, I may have adopted another son.  Should I die, there may be a very interesting succession. 
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: Talanarsis on June 25, 2015, 03:34:07 am
Quote from: Bryggan on June 25, 2015, 02:35:58 am
Odd, how a woman (even though in RP land she looks exactly like her avatar) can kill a man's passions with yelling, screaming and accusations.  While I like a bit of energy in a girl, pillow talk should not consist of, "YOU FUCKING MORON!  WHY DID YOU ALLOW THE ATTACK ON THE HOUNDS!", and dirty talk does not include, "KILL ALL OF LL!  KILL THEM! KILL THEM aLL*!"

*see what I did there?

But, like all state sanctioned relationships, there are challenges is in our relationships.  Fortunately I love campaigning, so I am away from my beloved most of the time.  We have an heir and a spare, so... anyone brave enough to take her quest is welcome to it.  And chadz be with you.

Also, I may have adopted another son.  Should I die, there may be a very interesting succession.

YOU ADOPTED ANOTHER SON!? I'LL CASTRATE THE BASTARD! ALBUS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE HEIR!
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: Doom_Carrot on June 25, 2015, 03:39:29 am
Quote from: StonedSteel on June 24, 2015, 08:16:27 pm

ROFLMFAO

Frisian Cavalry?

The thirteenth phallic brigade.
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: Talanarsis on June 25, 2015, 03:57:08 am
Quote from: Doom_Carrot on June 25, 2015, 03:39:29 am
The thirteenth phallic brigade.

*sigh*

Its a shame, you're too young to know about the Frisians... Maybe James will teach you, he knew them very well.
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 25, 2015, 07:11:04 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on June 15, 2015, 11:33:26 pm
Finally some acknowledgment of my good looks.

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would
Title: Re: EMPRESS SEEKING OTHER MEN!
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 25, 2015, 10:20:34 pm
Quote from: Talanarsis on June 23, 2015, 10:12:02 am
Arys, are you single???

Betsy