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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: RD_Professor on June 10, 2015, 09:40:17 pm

Title: DTV Waves
Post by: RD_Professor on June 10, 2015, 09:40:17 pm

Not sure whether this is the best place to post it but I figured I'd compile a list of all the DTV waves. Someone's probably dying to know.

Wave 1: Pathetic Peasants
Wave 2: Boorish Bandits
Wave 3: Naughty Nomads
Wave 4: Negligible Ninjas
Wave 5: Timid Tihr
Wave 6: Feeble Female Frenchies
Wave 7: Numbskull Nords
Wave 8: Villainous Virgins
Wave 9: Meek Mongols
Wave 10: Rubbish Rohirrim
Wave 11: Easy English
Wave 12: Ragged Romans
Wave 13: Obtuse Outcasts
Wave 14: Vile Vitez
Wave 15: Spineless Saracen
Wave 16: Screaming She-Nords
Wave 17: Effortless Engies
Wave 18: Scrawny Spanish
Wave 19: Screeching Sexies
Wave 20: Turdlord Tinnies

Remember bots aren't people. We must dehumanize them.

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: Clockworkkiller on June 10, 2015, 10:18:18 pm

i remember back when we had only like, 10 waves

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: Bronto on June 10, 2015, 10:22:50 pm

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Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: Switchtense on June 10, 2015, 11:33:01 pm

Quote from: Clockworkkiller on June 10, 2015, 10:18:18 pm

i remember back when we had only like, 10 waves

And better bots.

Only downblocking but spammy as hell. So fun!

Long live HRE DTV (Even though it has new waves)

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 11, 2015, 12:50:05 am

Please change name of wave 20 to Turdlord Tincans

TIA

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: Jona on June 11, 2015, 06:14:16 am

It bothers me that every line is good ole alliteration, save for the female nords (since tincans are more often than not referred to as one word in-game, just cuz). Plz fix.

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: RD_Professor on June 11, 2015, 08:11:59 pm

There isn't much I can do with that wave, but is it better now?

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: //saxon on June 12, 2015, 02:53:55 am

Defend the village was way better, not because it was easier but the fact that if they broke your shield wall then you got screwed big time, i just remember being in a little room with some stairs and 1 door. Making a 2 man shield wall and hoping to last out the wave, like 20 people all hiding in a cozy room while fighting off hordes of enemies. It was like a medieval call of duty world at war: zombies

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: POOPHAMMER on June 12, 2015, 03:00:00 am

Thanks for the laugh.

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 12, 2015, 09:31:34 am

Screaming She-Nords

because god damn are female waves loud when they yell

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: RD_Professor on June 12, 2015, 10:20:49 am

Yep changed both of those female waves to something about screaming.

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: Casul on June 13, 2015, 01:50:57 am

added the bosses

Quote from: Dr_Professor on June 10, 2015, 09:40:17 pm

Wave 1: Pathetic Peasants            - Weren the Staffmaster
Wave 2: Boorish Bandits               - Varric the Jaridthrower
Wave 3: Naughty Nomads             - Shik the Horsearcher
Wave 4: Negligible Ninjas              - Mylet the degenerate
Wave 5: Timid Tihr                       - Jacko the xbower
Wave 6: Feeble Female Frenchies  - Jehanne the Tincan
Wave 7: Numbskull Nords             - Leiknir the huscarl and Serfonz the Flame
Wave 8: Villainous Virgins             - innocent virgin the daggerstab
Wave 9: Meek Mongols                 - Ghengis Khan the KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Wave 10: Rubbish Rohirrim           - Espu the danish
Wave 11: Easy English                  - Fips the tryhard
Wave 12: Ragged Romans            - Caesar the chopper
Wave 13: Obtuse Outcasts            - Everkistus the mace
Wave 14: Vile Vitez                      - Fasader the sperglord
Wave 15: Spineless Saracen         - Saladin the Cataphract
Wave 16: Screaming She-Nords    - Tydeus the womanizer
Wave 17: Effortless Engies            - Urist the Engineer
Wave 18: Scrawny Spanish           - George von somethingstein the unkown   

Quote

quote Uthyr: ALSO THEY'RE HABSBURGS NOT JUST SPANIARDS, OMFG

Wave 19: Screeching Sexies          - cmp the womanizer part II
Wave 20: Turdlord Tinnies             - chadz the Inst4kill3r

Title: Re: DTV Waves
Post by: Moncho on June 13, 2015, 01:25:40 pm

Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on June 12, 2015, 09:31:34 am

Screaming She-Nords

because god damn are female waves loud when they yell

Screeching or Shrieking would be better imo, those voice commands are worse than screams
Or Vociferous Vikingettes, since they are often called Vikingettes rather than she-nords