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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Clockworkkiller on May 16, 2015, 10:55:47 pm

Title: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on May 16, 2015, 10:55:47 pm
It ruins my great, 4 hour long fap session!

And it's loud!
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 16, 2015, 11:10:32 pm
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Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on May 16, 2015, 11:32:27 pm
Good, can you look around for something to stick my dick into!?
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 16, 2015, 11:42:36 pm
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on May 16, 2015, 11:32:27 pm
Good, can you look around for something to stick my dick into!?

Best i could do was this jar:

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Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: pepejul on May 16, 2015, 11:45:12 pm
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on May 16, 2015, 11:32:27 pm
Good, can you look around for something to stick my dick into!?

choose the one you want !

(click to show/hide)
OMG I CAN'T DO THAT !!!
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 17, 2015, 12:33:33 am
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on May 16, 2015, 10:55:47 pm
It ruins my great, 4 hour long fap session!

And it's loud!
Then stop jerking off and go watch lightning outside you neckbeard bundle of sticks.
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on May 18, 2015, 12:39:16 am
shit dude these porn flash games are wicked! busted 2 mad nuts a few minutes ago, jizz everywhere brah. im playing a fucking SEX RPG right now, damn!
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Ikarus on May 18, 2015, 01:43:03 am
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on May 18, 2015, 12:39:16 am
shit dude these porn flash games are wicked! busted 2 mad nuts a few minutes ago, jizz everywhere brah. im playing a fucking SEX RPG right now, damn!

I wonder when he´s gonna discover the hidden market for the special Oculus Rift games...
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on May 18, 2015, 02:01:26 am
Make that 4more nuts busted, my right arm hurts, need to start using left!

Quote from: Ikarus on May 18, 2015, 01:43:03 am
I wonder when he´s gonna discover the hidden market for the special Oculus Rift games...

If only the rift was cheaper
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on May 18, 2015, 02:08:06 am
My dick broke
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on May 21, 2015, 12:47:36 pm
Ow, jeez, it's all sore, didn't pay attention to technique, now I'm paying for it.

The orgasm was worth it however


Little guy has been rubbed raw, and he needs a chance to heal
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Sharpe on May 21, 2015, 12:54:52 pm
Apply salve of healing

+50 health points
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: LordBerenger on May 21, 2015, 01:32:24 pm
Thunder scares me and i cry and scream 4 mommie
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 21, 2015, 03:57:06 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on May 21, 2015, 01:32:24 pm
Thunder scares me and i cry and scream 4 mommie

(X) Doubt
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on May 23, 2015, 11:19:02 pm
I drank tobasco straight from bottle fuck it hurts peowowkwkwllwososlsosllwowowowoeowowowowowowowowowoow
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Sharpe on May 24, 2015, 05:24:59 am
Put it on your diek for extra tingle sensation
Title: Re: Fuck thunder!
Post by: Clockworkkiller on May 25, 2015, 08:44:17 am
Uh ooooooh


I think I got da hemorroids





Atleast I can still fap doe