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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Clockworkkiller on April 20, 2015, 11:22:22 pm

Title: help, big turkish men enter house
Post by: Clockworkkiller on April 20, 2015, 11:22:22 pm

Large turkish men enter house, kebab is everywhere what do i do

Title: Re: help, big turkish men enter house
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on April 21, 2015, 12:34:37 am

Get a blanket.

Wrap yourself in it nicely.

Stay still.

Pray that they think you are a harmless dürüm.

Prepare your anus with banana leaf oil just in case.

Title: Re: help, big turkish men enter house
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on April 21, 2015, 12:18:25 pm

And you are online browsing the forums whenever I visit. Get a grip. Wank a few rounds. Yell at your mother to let her know that you won't be bossed around just because you are dwelling in the remote corners of the basement.

You are just the perfect prey for large hairy Turkish men when you are sitting in the nest of your comfy PC chair like that.

Title: Re: help, big turkish men enter house
Post by: Dergol on April 21, 2015, 01:50:05 pm

eat kebab