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Title: Emergency!!
Post by: Bittersteel on March 27, 2015, 08:36:38 pm
My stomach always has been a weird case. Never been able to drink milk for an example cause it has given me Diarreha. Anyways, sometimes when I shit and Wipe me bum-hole, It's Blood on the paper. I Wipe pretty hard so I thought that was it but now, some sort of liquid comes out of my arse a few times a day when I fart and it smells really bad. Should I be worried?
Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: Nirvana on March 27, 2015, 09:27:40 pm
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Seriously dude. If this is for real, go see a doctor before you die  :?
Is this real  :?:
Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: Christo on March 27, 2015, 09:29:28 pm
good god these threads
Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: LordBerenger on March 27, 2015, 09:42:15 pm
My stomach always has been a weird case. Never been able to drink milk for an example cause it has given me Diarreha. Anyways, sometimes when I shit and Wipe me bum-hole, It's Blood on the paper. I Wipe pretty hard so I thought that was it but now, some sort of liquid comes out of my arse a few times a day when I fart and it smells really bad. Should I be worried?

Go see Doctor or RIP
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Post by: pogosan on March 27, 2015, 10:12:02 pm
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Post by: Torben on March 27, 2015, 10:33:05 pm
you might have an anal abscess
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Post by: Xant on March 27, 2015, 10:35:09 pm
Sounds completely normal to me. I know a few people with this and they're the nicest chaps you can meet. Don't waste a doctor's time with something like this.
Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: Swaggart on March 27, 2015, 10:36:58 pm
Welcome to hemorrhoid city, population you.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on March 27, 2015, 10:42:40 pm
That's what you get for standing up to wipe :rolleyes:
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on March 27, 2015, 10:59:26 pm
kinda funny, a week ago i decided to rub one out, and blood spurted out along with my jizz
i think i know the cause tho

didnt go to the doc, but hasnt happened since
Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: Nirvana on March 27, 2015, 11:10:49 pm
kinda funny, a week ago i decided to rub one out, and blood spurted out along with my jizz
i think i know the cause tho

didnt go to the doc, but hasnt happened since

what the deuce !?
Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on March 27, 2015, 11:56:18 pm
My stomach always has been a weird case. Never been able to drink milk for an example cause it has given me Diarreha. Anyways, sometimes when I shit and Wipe me bum-hole, It's Blood on the paper. I Wipe pretty hard so I thought that was it but now, some sort of liquid comes out of my arse a few times a day when I fart and it smells really bad. Should I be worried?

Consume nothing but chili peppers and Red Bull from now on. Your farts will become mighty potent in a matter of few weeks, to a point when they can be used as a weapon. 
You are now on a path of becoming a supervillain.
You should start small, for example: farting in an elevator on your way out, and taking all the valuables from the unconscious victims trapped inside. As your body toughens up in the course of strict chili-redbull diet, your farts will slowly progress to a lethal potency - this process will simultaneously make you immune to the most known poison types. I suggest traveling to one of the world's armed conflict zones, where you will not only be able to test and practice your dark art, but also find dedicated minions and make good money on provocations - fart-gassing civilians on a side who wants an escalation.
After a year or two, you will become a master of invisible terror, a champion of toxic fumes, a rumor that one lowers his voice to repeat. Your will gain an ability to control minds with a powerful skin odor. Nukes will melt in your impenetrable could of moisty farts. All form of life will seize to exist as far as eyes can see on your demand. Ultimately, you will become a beastly demon who can alter the composition of matter itself, by dissolving it on atomic level.

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Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: Asheram on March 28, 2015, 12:12:31 am
Does the liquid come out like this:
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Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on March 28, 2015, 01:20:47 am
Sounds like you have been letting too many ramrods in your drain pipes lately. Give it a rest maybe?
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Post by: Alvin_the_Chipmunk on March 28, 2015, 01:23:11 am
Blood in diarrhea is a sympton of E. coli.

Nice knowing you, cat person.
Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 28, 2015, 05:14:45 am
Consume nothing but chili peppers and Red Bull garlic from now on. Your farts will become mighty potent in a matter of few weeks, to a point when they can be used as a weapon. 
You are now on a path of becoming a supervillain.

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Title: Re: Emergency!!
Post by: Bittersteel on March 28, 2015, 08:49:18 am
Consume nothing but chili peppers and Red Bull from now on. Your farts will become mighty potent in a matter of few weeks, to a point when they can be used as a weapon. 
You are now on a path of becoming a supervillain.
You should start small, for example: farting in an elevator on your way out, and taking all the valuables from the unconscious victims trapped inside. As your body toughens up in the course of strict chili-redbull diet, your farts will slowly progress to a lethal potency - this process will simultaneously make you immune to the most known poison types. I suggest traveling to one of the world's armed conflict zones, where you will not only be able to test and practice your dark art, but also find dedicated minions and make good money on provocations - fart-gassing civilians on a side who wants an escalation.
After a year or two, you will become a master of invisible terror, a champion of toxic fumes, a rumor that one lowers his voice to repeat. Your will gain an ability to control minds with a powerful skin odor. Nukes will melt in your impenetrable could of moisty farts. All form of life will seize to exist as far as eyes can see on your demand. Ultimately, you will become a beastly demon who can alter the composition of matter itself, by dissolving it on atomic level.

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This is the only useful advice so far, can you others actually try to be helpful? Also, It's only a little bit. It's like you have sex, then you have sex again. Ain't a lot coming out y'know?