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Title: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 08, 2015, 07:44:40 am
ate a can of tuna, then looked at the can and saw the expiration date was 8/11/14

if i die, delete my browser history and cookies before anyone finds it, donate my looms to charity and tell jimmy i'm sorry i stole his animal crackers back in the 2nd grade
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Talanarsis on February 08, 2015, 08:07:01 am
Delete your browser history? Ever heard of going incognito, nubmunch? 
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: darmaster on February 08, 2015, 08:56:15 am
No worries, usually there is a big margin from expiration day to real expiration day (depends ofc on what product we're talking about)

Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Teeth on February 08, 2015, 10:57:48 am
If it looked good, smelled good and tasted good, it probably was fine. Expiration dates are for chumps.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: [ptx] on February 08, 2015, 02:55:44 pm
No.

he ded.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 08, 2015, 03:12:16 pm
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on February 08, 2015, 07:44:40 am
ate a can of tuna, then looked at the can and saw the expiration date was 8/11/14

if i die, delete my browser history and cookies before anyone finds it, donate my looms to charity and tell jimmy i'm sorry i stole his animal crackers back in the 2nd grade

thats only half a year past

ive eaten food that "expired" 2-3 years ago

canned food lasts a really long time

just use eyes and nose

like scavenger animal

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Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Xant on February 08, 2015, 04:09:04 pm
Do you think a scavenger animal would eat a 3 year old carcass? No, it wouldn't. So what you said makes no sense, Clockwork is gay.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Vibe on February 08, 2015, 04:46:08 pm
Dude it's a can. I've eaten cans that were over 5 years over expiry.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 08, 2015, 05:17:13 pm
Quote from: Xant on February 08, 2015, 04:09:04 pm
Do you think a scavenger animal would eat a 3 year old carcass? No, it wouldn't. So what you said makes no sense, Clockwork is gay.

hyena_staring_at_campbell_soup_can.jpg
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Kafein on February 08, 2015, 06:51:39 pm
Quote from: Teeth on February 08, 2015, 10:57:48 am
If it looked good, smelled good and tasted good, it probably was fine. Expiration dates are for chumps.

It's a sad state of affairs that expiration dates have to be so safe that they lose practically all meaning.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Christo on February 08, 2015, 11:00:44 pm
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on February 08, 2015, 07:44:40 am
ate a can of tuna, then looked at the can and saw the expiration date was 8/11/14

if i die, delete my browser history and cookies before anyone finds it, donate my looms to charity and tell jimmy i'm sorry i stole his animal crackers back in the 2nd grade

Shit happens dude

Was it properly stored, not exposed to the sun for an example?

If it was hiding in a fridge or freezer all this time (crazy I know), it won't have any problems.

Hell even if it was thrown around in room temperature it will be fine. Cans are supposed to last long.

Chocolate is like the best example. It becomes a bit weird looking on the surface, but is perfectly edible even if it's old.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: LordBerenger on February 08, 2015, 11:13:09 pm
People eat outdated cans of food in Dayz all the time. Don't worry
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Ikarus on February 08, 2015, 11:49:18 pm
Expiration dates depend a LOT on the kind of food, canned food can often be eaten way past the expiration, but Witchcrafts scavenger method mostly does it

also, +1 because witchcrafts commet had hyena
I fucking love hyena
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Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 10, 2015, 04:29:04 pm
Gotta love how the bastard has stopped posting and is faking he is dead already :lol:
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Nightmare798 on February 10, 2015, 05:22:35 pm
Quote from: Xant on February 08, 2015, 04:09:04 pm
Do you think a scavenger animal would eat a 3 year old carcass? No, it wouldn't. So what you said makes no sense, Clockwork is gay.

That is completely besides the point mate...

But I agree on the last part of your post.

EDIT: einstein as account pic..

Inbred had it coming...
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Xant on February 10, 2015, 05:38:15 pm
Quote from: Nightmare798 on February 10, 2015, 05:22:35 pm
That is completely besides the point mate...

But I agree on the last part of your post.

EDIT: einstein as account pic..

Inbred had it coming...
How are you even able to function
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Gravoth_iii on February 10, 2015, 06:16:56 pm
If its expired dont eat it, the date is there for a reason. How do you think ebola started? Yeah, people not giving a shit about expiration dates. I accidentally drank an expired ketchup once, now im a shitposter.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Nightmare798 on February 10, 2015, 06:37:36 pm
Quote from: Xant on February 10, 2015, 05:38:15 pm
How are you even able to function

I should be asking you the same question
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 10, 2015, 07:29:29 pm
what if he was lying and it wasnt tuna

what if it was dog food

Quote from: Gravoth_iii on February 10, 2015, 06:16:56 pm
If its expired dont eat it, the date is there for a reason. How do you think ebola started? Yeah, people not giving a shit about expiration dates. I accidentally drank an expired ketchup once, now im a shitposter.

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Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Gravoth_iii on February 10, 2015, 08:15:26 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on February 10, 2015, 07:29:29 pm

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Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 11, 2015, 12:55:58 am
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just lost my job thx
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: darmaster on February 11, 2015, 01:11:52 am
Quote from: Gravoth_iii on February 10, 2015, 08:15:26 pm
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Took a lot to erase the original picture from my head, thx for quoting that again

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Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Rico on February 12, 2015, 03:52:36 am
plot twist:
fukushima tuna
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 12, 2015, 11:40:39 am
One time I drank milk that was one day past expiration. I know, I know, I'm a badass.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 14, 2015, 09:47:24 am
I tried to do yoga on my pet Hyena but he bite off 4 my fingers how can i get him to stay still and not bite?
i found him in the forrest he was by himself and i have been taking care of him for 9 years, he urinate in my house, and my bedsheets, it doesn't bother me cause i don't shower anyway, but what should i do to fix this problem
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Nightmare798 on February 14, 2015, 05:12:29 pm
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on February 14, 2015, 09:47:24 am
I tried to do yoga on my pet Hyena but he bite off 4 my fingers how can i get him to stay still and not bite?
i found him in the forrest he was by himself and i have been taking care of him for 9 years, he urinate in my house, and my bedsheets, it doesn't bother me cause i don't shower anyway, but what should i do to fix this problem

Fuck him.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Asheram on February 14, 2015, 06:58:12 pm
Quote from: Vibe on February 08, 2015, 04:46:08 pm
Dude it's a can. I've eaten cans that were over 5 years over expiry.
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Quote from: Gravoth_iii on February 10, 2015, 06:16:56 pm
If its expired dont eat it, the date is there for a reason. How do you think ebola started? Yeah, people not giving a shit about expiration dates. I accidentally drank an expired ketchup once, now im a shitposter.
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Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 14, 2015, 07:05:56 pm
Two days ago i swallowed an ice-cube whole. It has not come out in my poop. I am very scared.?
Is It Stuck?
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Ikarus on February 14, 2015, 08:29:24 pm
Quote from: Asheram on February 14, 2015, 06:58:12 pm
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shit I just realized how hard I´d ship these two sick fucks
sadly the only two interesting characters of the whole series
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 14, 2015, 08:59:46 pm
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on February 14, 2015, 07:05:56 pm
Two days ago i swallowed an ice-cube whole. It has not come out in my poop. I am very scared.?
Is It Stuck?

it got stuck to the piece of gum that you swallowed when you were 6 years old
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Christo on February 14, 2015, 09:54:47 pm
You are not living up to the thread's title, Clockwork.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Kafein on February 15, 2015, 04:24:55 pm
Quote from: Christo on February 14, 2015, 09:54:47 pm
You are not living up to the thread's title, Clockwork.

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Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 09, 2016, 05:34:05 am
Dear Clockwork, i leave this exquisite image here, as one would lay flowers on a final resting place of a martyr:

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Never forget
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Christo on January 09, 2016, 06:02:45 am
Quote from: Christo on February 14, 2015, 09:54:47 pm
You are not living up to the thread's title, Clockwork.

welp.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 09, 2016, 04:27:14 pm
When I saw the thread title I thought he got unbanned and posted a fake suicide thread for a second.
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Xant on January 09, 2016, 04:44:13 pm
Would Clockwork do something like that?
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Tibe on January 09, 2016, 04:54:06 pm
I gotta be honest, posting Star Wars spoilers is not at all how I imagined that wierdo to go.  :lol:
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: ecorcheur_brokar on January 25, 2016, 12:53:03 pm
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RIP Clockworck
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Golem on January 25, 2016, 01:33:30 pm
Oh fuck, that was the best story
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Asheram on January 25, 2016, 05:46:53 pm
Every squeak was a star wars spoiler   :P
Title: Re: Clockwork is dead
Post by: Asheram on February 07, 2016, 11:37:03 pm

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