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Title: Ruble.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 22, 2014, 10:03:30 am
suka blyat.
So... I went to Thailand for 10 days. Ruble was kinda ok when I was leaving. Now when I returned ruble is kinda fucked. Can't leave the country without fаggots screwing up its economics. What do? Buy a lot of refrigerators? It's too late to change money now. Plz smart people help me.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Tibe on December 22, 2014, 10:12:50 am
Trade it for toiletpaper. Make sure its triplelayered.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Andswaru on December 22, 2014, 10:19:13 am
Buy a house. When the ecomony goes batshit buy a house.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 22, 2014, 10:25:49 am
Buy a house. When the ecomony goes batshit buy a house.
I can't, sorry. I spent all my dollars on walking street in Pattaya.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Christo on December 22, 2014, 11:36:36 am
Thank putin for that

I am sorry for you :/
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Gnjus on December 22, 2014, 11:42:25 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwS6g6AYAPA
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 22, 2014, 11:47:25 am
I kept reading it as "rubble". Was confusing as fuck :shock:

Also, I have just read news that Putin's negotiations with a bunch of oligarchs (that's what the newspaper said, not me) dropped the Dollar parity to 56 Rubles for now. I'd say it's the best time to get rid of it. You can't know for sure when things will go nuts again.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: [ptx] on December 22, 2014, 11:49:11 am
Welp. Changing it to anything else is a no-go right now, so... yeah, pretty much fucked, i guess. You can always hope it'll get better or something.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 22, 2014, 12:01:07 pm
brb, gonna sell my body for a bag of grechka.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 22, 2014, 12:11:07 pm
HEY! Now we can buy cheap Russian mail order brides AND VODKA!!! Cheaper than before! ))))) DAVAJ DAVAJ DAVAJ XNXNXNXNXNXN
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Vibe on December 22, 2014, 12:12:26 pm
play dota buy бабушка tresure chest, get good item, sell on stem market, buy TF2 key, sell key online for euro master currency, profet
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Vovka on December 22, 2014, 12:18:11 pm
Do not worry enigmatic, we can still sell out our old Warband keys and get 100-200 $
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: pogosan on December 22, 2014, 12:23:03 pm
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Vovka on December 22, 2014, 12:26:53 pm
Go back to Thailand.
I heard leshma looking for a new boy  :P
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 22, 2014, 12:27:46 pm
Go back to Thailand.
Their food is wierd. When I eat it and go to toilet nothing happens. Just a big fart, and that's all. I want to be able to eat borsch and kasha all day and to shit like a normal human.
I heard leshma looking for a new boy  :P
Honestly speaking, I thought that large nubers of transvestites in Thailand is an exaggeration. It is not.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Beauchamp on December 22, 2014, 12:36:51 pm
if u havent traded ruble for that triple layered toilet paper keep it. it will get better over christmas, there will be no fighting in ukraine, market will calm down a bit. as soon as putler will send his minions to fight ua army in 2nd half of january trade it for something else. i'd suggest for vovka's brain, its at it cheapest ever right now :)
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Umbra on December 22, 2014, 01:35:16 pm
Enigmatic did you do a lot of Boom Boom in Pataya?  :oops:
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 22, 2014, 02:02:30 pm
Enigmatic did you do a lot of Boom Boom in Pataya?  :oops:
:oops: :oops: :oops:
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Wiltzu on December 22, 2014, 02:34:24 pm
Gold is always the best. Its value doesn't really change. House's value could very easily change. Now of course if you don't have any place to keep your gold safe, don't bother =D
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Leshma on December 22, 2014, 02:36:51 pm
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Translated to modern times: Putin should nuke the west. Benefits are plenty, you'll get to play a lot of STALKER IRL.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Tibe on December 22, 2014, 02:46:25 pm
In that case he should stack up on canned beans.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 22, 2014, 02:56:29 pm
In that case he should stack up on canned beans.
Oh I actually like canned beans!
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Molly on December 22, 2014, 03:59:08 pm
Oh I actually like canned beans!
Lucky you!
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 23, 2014, 12:38:09 am
Ruble down. Piratebay down. Wuts next guis
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 23, 2014, 01:22:55 am
Ruble down. Piratebay down. Wuts next guis

GPS pet-like chips for all citizens in pro-western countries. I know this day will come. God wills it!
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 23, 2014, 03:52:15 pm
GPS pet-like chips for all citizens in pro-western countries. I know this day will come. God wills it!

Well, we are going to get chipped identity cards here in Turkey next year I guess. It has already begun. Hooray for perpetual surveillance and intelligence data collection.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Leshma on December 23, 2014, 03:55:31 pm
I already have one of those :rolleyes:
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Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 23, 2014, 03:58:06 pm
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Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: FleetFox on December 23, 2014, 04:21:31 pm
Sounds fucking terrifying Cock, seriously.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 23, 2014, 04:24:05 pm
I really don't know about the situation in Europe. Maybe some of you guys have already started using these (don't know where Leshma is from), but it will become a serious crowd suprression tool in the hands of a police state like Turkey. Indeed it is terrifying Fleet.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: FleetFox on December 23, 2014, 04:27:36 pm
I really don't know about the situation in Europe. Maybe some of you guys have already started using these (don't know where Leshma is from), but it will become a serious crowd suprression tool in a the hands of a police state like Turkey. Indeed it is terrifying Fleet.

It's not surprising though, since 9/11 the world has completely over reacted and spend trillions on security and defence never needed before. It's happening in all countries, only a matter of time till the government keeps records of every citizen's iris and finger prints. Lot's of things to look forward to if you're into your authoritarian dystopia films/books.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Radament on December 23, 2014, 04:46:11 pm
buy loompoints and resell them in exchange of dollars or yuan.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 23, 2014, 04:46:53 pm
Perfect tool to crush nationalistic racists and extreme leftist commis.

Once again the smart, intelligent elite wins.



Luuung liv Novus Ordo Seclorum
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 23, 2014, 04:55:45 pm
Once again the smart, intelligent elite wins.

Sure you don't mean authoritarian, bigoted, fanatic, backwards, angsty, fascistic, pro-ummah bird brains? I know you want to add a little racism or nationalism related taunt in every debate about Turkey, but this seriously isn't the right place Berenger.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 23, 2014, 06:28:51 pm
Sure you don't mean authoritarian, bigoted, fanatic, backwards, angsty, fascistic, pro-ummah bird brains? I know you want to add a little racism or nationalism related taunt in every debate about Turkey, but this seriously isn't the right place Berenger.

Lol no. I'm talking about the true elite. The elite that will remove all border lines and destroy the concept of independent states and unite all the world under a New World Order.

Not some fanatic religious zealots.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 23, 2014, 07:01:23 pm
I don't know how serious you are about this New World Order business, but it is just a fucked up idea that will never work.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 23, 2014, 07:53:14 pm
true elite
Who are they?
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 23, 2014, 08:16:55 pm
Who are they?

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Obviously.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Leshma on December 23, 2014, 08:19:54 pm
True elite are the group of people who still care. Rest are just sheeple who deserve nothing.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 23, 2014, 08:25:34 pm
I don't know how serious you are about this New World Order business, but it is just a fucked up idea that will never work.

Technology constantly evolves. Mind control and/or other ways of control over people won't be as far fetched in the near future as people think.

How do you kill nationalism/far right, communism/far left, islamic, christian extremism as well as other outdated ways of thinking, and how do you control the ''cattle''? A question the world elite (New World Order) will soon have answered and be ready to introduce to the ''cattle''.

Impossible to evolve when people with outdated mindsets constantly drag humanity down. Either you accept change and the future or you will be another roadblock to be dealt with.

But with all humanity united under one set of leaders/herds, the possibilites are endless. Open your eyes and embrace it instead.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 23, 2014, 08:48:08 pm
What makes you so sure that this group of so-called elites are all about favoring and blessing mankind? The current flow of global politics tells me that the future only heralds further enslavement of deprived populations to the beneficial extent, coupled with ever harder cash milking from corporate slaves.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Yarl on December 23, 2014, 09:04:14 pm
oi vse
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: LordBerenger on December 23, 2014, 09:57:12 pm
What makes you so sure that this group of so-called elites are all about favoring and blessing mankind? The current flow of global politics tells me that the future only heralds further enslavement of deprived populations to the beneficial extent, coupled with ever harder cash milking from corporate slaves.

Because Global State run by NWO > Outdated ways of ruling. And they're intelligent.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: [ptx] on December 23, 2014, 10:04:10 pm
And there's Berenger again with his posts.

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Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 23, 2014, 10:06:05 pm
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Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Kafein on December 23, 2014, 10:49:57 pm
I don't know how serious you are about this New World Order business, but it is just a fucked up idea that will never work.

Considering the path taken by history, it will happen eventually. No need for boogeymen, regular people change too (or rather, people don't change but the way they organize does change).

About those electronic ID cards we got them here and it's bloody convenient to be able to order many official documents over the internet. It's also not RFID so there's really no way to read or even detect it without your consent.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 23, 2014, 11:38:50 pm
When I first heard about them, I also thought of the many conveniences it could offer. But then I remembered where I live. Ours will definitely have RFID. Probably even a brand new advanced technology at that.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Molly on December 24, 2014, 09:17:45 am
Considering the path taken by history, it will happen eventually. No need for boogeymen, regular people change too (or rather, people don't change but the way they organize does change).

About those electronic ID cards we got them here and it's bloody convenient to be able to order many official documents over the internet. It's also not RFID so there's really no way to read or even detect it without your consent.
You noticed the contradiction yourself but were just to lazy to edit the post, right?
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Christo on December 24, 2014, 01:02:51 pm
When I first heard about them, I also thought of the many conveniences it could offer. But then I remembered where I live. Ours will definitely have RFID. Probably even a brand new advanced technology at that.

What, in Turkey?

A snitch network of informants is probably more realistic.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on December 24, 2014, 01:16:23 pm
A snitch network of informants is probably more realistic.

We already have that. And who said the buggers will create their own technology? They are known for knowing no boundaries and playing it extravagant when it comes to importing policing and surveillance technology.
Title: Re: Ruble.
Post by: Kafein on December 24, 2014, 01:16:37 pm
You noticed the contradiction yourself but were just to lazy to edit the post, right?

Oh, that's true but I'm fine with whoever being able to tell when I order official documents online honestly. That's implicit consent, and it's not like I can't get them directly at the local administration building if I deem the online system not secure enough. It would be a real problem if an electronic device could instantly detect and identify me based on proximity, which would be possible with RFID cards.