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Title: how do i get a bf
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2014, 01:31:29 pm
16 years old
5'4"
A cup
big crooked nose
enchanting personality and a great smile
fun to have around
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: chadz on December 21, 2014, 01:44:47 pm
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2014, 01:55:16 pm
Ain't I too old for all the 12 year olds?
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 21, 2014, 05:06:10 pm
Pics or gtfo
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on December 21, 2014, 06:43:49 pm
Come to austria, visit a basement for 20 years.

Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2014, 07:03:12 pm
I'll rather not come to Austria.
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: jtobiasm on December 21, 2014, 07:03:18 pm
http://uk.pof.com/
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2014, 07:07:46 pm
I see your
Quote from: jtobiasm on December 21, 2014, 07:03:18 pm
http://uk.pof.com/
and raise
http://calderbateman.com/_work/_interactive/_plenty-syph/_site/
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: pogosan on December 21, 2014, 11:43:25 pm
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: Ikarus on December 22, 2014, 12:44:56 pm
Quote from: Leshma on December 21, 2014, 07:03:12 pm
I'll rather not come to Austria.
:cry:
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: JennaHaze on December 23, 2014, 06:07:19 pm
okay okay okay i will tell you what to do

1)Get a nice body
2)Use makeup
3)Go to parties get socialized
4)Flirt with males but don't flirt with them at the same time (complicated shit all women can do)
5)Bam! You have earned x1 bf
Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: Sharpe on December 27, 2014, 02:59:45 pm
1) Know how to cook
2) Be Submissive
3) Don't go looking for a man let the man find you
4) Don't bother him with your problems, he's had a long day and needs to unwind

If you follow these simple steps you can be just as happy as Stacy here
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Title: Re: how do i get a bf
Post by: Kafein on December 27, 2014, 03:16:51 pm
Quote from: Sharpe on December 27, 2014, 02:59:45 pm
1) Know how to cook
2) Be Submissive
3) Don't go looking for a man let the man find you
4) Don't bother him with your problems, he's had a long day and needs to unwind

If you follow these simple steps you can be just as happy as Stacy here
(click to show/hide)

And don't fucking forget the martini