I think I haven't read anything as sad as this in a veeery long time.
As he hugs his cuddly Kuyak and Longsword soft-toy and cries himself to sleep.
IS WOW DEAD ? IS COUNTERSTRIKE DEAD ? IS MARIOBROSS DEAD ? IS ARKANOID DEAD ?
CRPG WILL NEVER DIE !!!
My expectation is that once we reach a certain point in the natural declining population a super-sperg will find the only possible solution. They will create their own mod whereby it's a local singleplayer version of battlemode, import their own stats from Crpg and spawn in bots with names/characteristics of the players who have long-gone. It will be the saddest and most hilarious way for those people to continue to play.
Picture if you will the endless 's'-key with pure overheads as you butcher a whole line of Kesh's, Anders, Arrowaines, an HoC bannerstack etc DTV style as they all walk slowly towards you without blocking on an open field battle map. The noble sperg will get his K/D of 60/1 by walking backwards, swinging and killing the players he once knew, spend forever on x5 and never have to lose a duel. Then the humble sperge will fall backwards on his bed whispering;
''I did it, i'm the greatest! ...The greatest...''
As he hugs his cuddly Kuyak soft-toy and cries himself to sleep.
THIS IS cRPG THIS IS LIVE
No, This isftfySpartaa closeup of Leonidas' asscrack because 300 is gay porn.