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Title: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 11, 2014, 10:41:19 pm
I got banned from seeing Doug Stanhope in Australia.

 :cry:
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Prpavi on November 11, 2014, 10:56:29 pm
From several clubs in my time, they weren't permanent, mostly couple of weeks to couple months. I was a bit wild as a young'n  :mrgreen:

Also got banned from my chrism in a local church, parents had to smooth things out  :mrgreen:

Oh and a couple game ban for assaulting a referee @ a hockey game
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Leshma on November 11, 2014, 11:53:30 pm
Online: Basically everywhere I've been so far. Sooner or later my tendency to fully retarded behavior comes out on surface. Luckily for me, this community tolerates that kind of behavior.

Offline: I'm not that open in the crowd and tend to keep my opinion for myself (and unleash it later on the Interwebz), which means I'm a decent team player, don't have problems to fit in ordinary crowds (extraordinary crowds are not for the person like me).

In short, somewhat boring people don't get banned irl.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: lombardsoup on November 12, 2014, 12:50:59 am
Online: Basically everywhere I've been so far. Sooner or later my tendency to fully retarded behavior comes out on surface. Luckily for me, this community tolerates that kind of behavior.

Offline: I'm not that open in the crowd and tend to keep my opinion for myself (and unleash it later on the Interwebz), which means I'm a decent team player, don't have problems to fit in ordinary crowds (extraordinary crowds are not for the person like me).

In short, somewhat boring people don't get banned irl.

You're pretty harmless.  People who don't care who they offend are easier to trust.

...sadly I've nothing to contribute
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Christo on November 12, 2014, 01:04:12 am
Banned? Nothing IRL that I know of.

Online, well.. Probably some shitty fps game servers where if you killed an admin he ragebanned you out.

I remember that from my cod4 times on xfire, happened a few times.

But other than that? Nothing.

Not even r/pyongyang :cry:
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 12, 2014, 02:33:19 am
stormfront
~i am a psychic werewolf vampire irl~ style forums
warcraft 3 servers
countless counterstrike 1.6 servers

i was once a young teen, and the world internet was my oyster...
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Kalam on November 12, 2014, 02:53:36 am
Persistent World mod, but that's inevitable for a cRPG player.

I get closer IRL than online, to be honest. Thankfully, I can usually pass my behavior off as simple stupidity.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Xant on November 12, 2014, 08:05:56 am
Nowhere.

Must be my winning personality.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Kuujis on November 12, 2014, 08:33:48 am
I got banned from throwing parties at my house after getting some 80 ppl in and a fight broke out :| 8-) TLDR lesson: don't mix two quite separate sets of people in one party, tends to get ugly :rolleyes:

Oh, and that one time when I thought opening gates would be a good idea in order to prevent enemies from ammasing and breaking through the gates in siege in one huge blob. Ala - "a trickle is easier to dispatch than a blob" style of moronic thought... yeah... got vote-kicked twice and then vote-banned that time... was embarassing :shock:
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Moncho on November 12, 2014, 09:42:33 am
I got banned from my school football team when I was younger. I was the captain, and this dude kept tackling a bit too aggressively the guys in our team. He had already been marked as such on the away game and this was home. One of my friends was with a bit of a limp (not sure how to say it, not serious, but enough to have to sit out the rest of the game), when he tackled another one out of line. Ref wouldn't even book him, so I lost it. I got kicked out of the game and banned from playing for the rest of the season. I don't think that guy ever went intentionally overboard with his tackles though, at least not the following year when we met again.

Also in university the rugby union and league teams got banned from the official sports nights because we kept fighting each other pretty much every time that there was circling. I wasn't there on the night that the ban finally happened though since I had been injured in the game just before.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Molly on November 12, 2014, 09:54:02 am
Dozens of public server when I was actively playing CS (when you start winning 9vs1 rounds or even, when a team mate was with me, 15vs2 people tend to get the "aimbot/wallhack" card out). Nowhere else really when it comes to games.

Used to play Handball as a kid/teen and since I was pretty big for my age, the referees tended to misunderstand me using my size and weight as "advantage". I might have accidentally step on a few feet and turned on top of those feet into a jump throw... or once in a while I was unable to control my growing body and an elbow hit some rips... minor things... nothing worth mentioning 8-)
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Umbra on November 12, 2014, 10:10:56 am
This is a second hand account of the situation since i was completely hammered at the time but aparently i got told to get out of a club because i drunkenly mumbled something unintelligible to a gril that asked me a question i didnt hear when i was passing by from the toilet back to the bar where my friends were.

She was a friend of the bartender and she must have shit talked something about me. Later someone also threw up in the bathroom, which i got blamed for because i was quite obviously completely smashed.

The girl and the bartender pointed at me to the security guy and he told me to get the fuck out without explanation. My mate tried to talk to the security and he said the girl accused me of harassing her and i made a mess in the bathroom. They were suprised since they were with me the whole time and they assured me i did nothing when i asked them.

It was all strange, i guess that bitch was on her period or somethig i have no clue what happend.

Also, i got banned from this forum for posting gay pictures in the Nord clan thread. And ingame for teamkilling.

Lets see what else... hm... Ah yea got chat banned for a while from HoN because of the indian terrorist incident.

Band from a minecraft server because  i didnt know it was no pvp. Thats all i can remember
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Harpag on November 12, 2014, 12:14:39 pm
Banned... well, it happens sometimes hehe - here only once, about 4 years ago, cuz fukin 100 CD keys, but they unbanned me after few minutes, so I wasn't very pissed off hehe, IRL - here is less funny - 1 or 2 times per year i have problems with penalty points on drive licence, but still I'm much better than Erasmas ( 2 or 3 times permaban and re-examination hahaha) Nowadays you can't normally drive like a man, everywhere cameras, radars and police. BTW, I love german law on highways.
Ah, and once in yore, school director refused to smoke weed with me and bloody moron benned me from school hehe
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Casimir on November 12, 2014, 01:57:49 pm
Your dads anus after i made him bleed.

Most casinos in Swansea, thankfully they are all out of business now so i don't care.

I was almost banned from my university student union but managed to sweet talk the SU president into buying me a drink instead.


Vidya wise only once in cRPG, and that was because i stabbed TomMyyY with a dagger after the round ended and Nuffen was a psychopath power mad looser.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Tibe on November 12, 2014, 02:23:41 pm
Irl nothing really. I generally try to avoid confrontation and I shun people that do search it. Not that im some backbonesless turd, I just dont see the point of starting conflicts over worthless stuff.

Online: Some GTASA servers, ARMA servers, some native servers and ofcourse PW(atleast 4 permabans, dunno how I keep getting unbanned, must be some serv settings or smthing). Its quite funny to randomly fuck with people who have shit to lose and really care about it. If you are looking for butthurt, PW has plenty of that.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on November 12, 2014, 02:39:19 pm
Nowhere.

Must be my whining personality.
That what you meant?


Got banned from several local bars, due to friends of mine (only one time myself) puking all over the table/bar...
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Teeth on November 12, 2014, 03:54:27 pm
My mother's vagina
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Molly on November 12, 2014, 04:18:11 pm
My mother's vagina
+1 for creativity, tho it's a bit sick tbh.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 12, 2014, 04:26:59 pm
I got banned from throwing parties at my house after getting some 80 ppl in and a fight broke out :| 8-) TLDR lesson: don't mix two quite separate sets of people in one party, tends to get ugly :rolleyes:

♬ you gotta keep em separated ♬
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Prinz_Karl on November 12, 2014, 06:10:23 pm
Nowhere.

Must be my winning autistic personality.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Xant on November 12, 2014, 07:12:26 pm
#realtalk
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: lombardsoup on November 12, 2014, 07:22:46 pm
#realtalk

#comeclean

Can't believe for a second that you haven't been banned from anything
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: [ptx] on November 12, 2014, 07:42:49 pm
Countless CS servers, a couple shitty clubs, guess that's it.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Kafein on November 12, 2014, 08:39:47 pm
I'm such a nice person.

Actually, maybe one or two BF2 servers back in the days.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on November 12, 2014, 09:08:37 pm
3 states, 24 child daycares and a nursing home! :lol:
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Kafein on November 12, 2014, 09:09:34 pm
That sounds like a story worth listening to.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: pepejul on November 12, 2014, 09:16:29 pm
I got banned once in 2011 because I was on a ScreenShot and someone wrote "ban both" to make a joke... It was a terribly mistake and I have been undanned few hours later...

 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

IRL I got banned from bed many times.... but I m admin and Dev in my home, so I could come back fast...
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Christo on November 12, 2014, 11:46:09 pm
Nowhere.

Must be my winning personality.

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Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: AwesomeHail on November 13, 2014, 12:40:45 am
Got banned here like twice or three times. On native servers i tend to play on low pop servers and get banned because they think i have some kind of hacks, even though i suck in cRPG. Got permabanned on BoB_TDM, my favorite native server at the time, for no reason, i only started jumping and mid-jump slashing people in the head, 1hitting them.

IRL I got banned from 2 tobacco shops for using a fake ID ^^ never used that thing after that, I got banned for a month in my local supermarket because they thought i was stealing stuff but that wasnt me. I was suspicious because i had my school bag and everything, with lunch still in it.

Almost got expelled for a week for weed possesion but i lied myself out of it ^^

god the netherlands are good
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Xant on November 13, 2014, 02:14:03 am
#comeclean

Can't believe for a second that you haven't been banned from anything
I have a superpower known as situational awareness.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: lombardsoup on November 13, 2014, 02:48:13 am
I have a superpower known as situational awareness.

You're also human like the rest of us, and make mistakes.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Xant on November 13, 2014, 04:00:59 am
You're also human like the rest of us, and make mistakes.
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Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: lombardsoup on November 13, 2014, 04:04:33 am
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Hubris.
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: Umbra on November 13, 2014, 09:29:17 am
Get a room you two
Title: Re: Where have you been banned from?
Post by: lombardsoup on November 13, 2014, 10:45:52 am
Get a room you two

Don't need a third leg