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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Carthan on November 05, 2014, 11:47:16 pm

Title: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Carthan on November 05, 2014, 11:47:16 pm
I noticed a lot of threads mentioning issues/bugs or just random happenstances and thought         
"Why not have it all in one clusterfuck place?"

I witnessed:
An archer bride 120+ ping and aimbot. (Dat snap gap bro)
The POWER of the random map cycle
-Two conquest maps in a row
-A rainy night map followed by the same rainy totally beautiful night map.
And I am sure more to come.

What game spasms majestic gifts have you been victim privileged to partake in?

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Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Killer on November 06, 2014, 12:02:28 am
Same map two times in a row only thing was first time it had rain second time it didn't and also a 2 minute standoff between me and an crossbowman for the round win (i won  :D)
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: San on November 06, 2014, 12:13:53 am
Watching Mr. Killer vs the Crossbowman for 2 minutes and not alt-tabbing.
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Carthan on November 06, 2014, 12:21:22 am
Quote from: San on November 06, 2014, 12:13:53 am
Watching Mr. Killer vs the Crossbowman for 2 minutes and not alt-tabbing.
I think I just witnessed San having some form of sympathy.
I may have to expand my list.....
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Jona on November 06, 2014, 02:02:55 am
Heh... I was in TS with Killer at the time, giving him the best directions for avoiding the xbow and helping him make his move with 15 seconds left. I felt like a fuckin aircraft controller. Shit was intense, bro.

Quote from: Carthan on November 05, 2014, 11:47:16 pm
I witnessed:
An archer bride 120+ ping and aimbot. (Dat snap gap bro)
The POWER of the random map cycle
-Two conquest maps in a row
-A rainy night map followed by the same rainy totally beautiful night map.
And I am sure more to come.

I'm fairly certain I was around for all of these... is this bad?  :lol:
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: cup457 on November 06, 2014, 03:49:28 am
i actually launch and played crpg
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Smoothrich on November 06, 2014, 04:13:32 am
Quote from: Jona on November 06, 2014, 02:02:55 am
Heh... I was in TS with Killer at the time, giving him the best directions for avoiding the xbow and helping him make his move with 15 seconds left. I felt like a fuckin aircraft controller. Shit was intense, bro.

I'm fairly certain I was around for all of these... is this bad?  :lol:

Great, an admin or item advisor or whatever here admitting to ghosting for clanmates in teamspeak and fucking up the game for everyone, thinking he's a real cool guy.

And people wonder why this mod's population is dead and everyone hates community admins. Fucking HoC piece of shit. Ban yourself.
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Sharpe on November 06, 2014, 04:25:13 am
Quote from: Smoothrich on November 06, 2014, 04:13:32 am
Great, an admin or item advisor or whatever here admitting to ghosting for clanmates in teamspeak and fucking up the game for everyone, thinking he's a real cool guy.

And people wonder why this mod's population is dead and everyone hates community admins. Fucking HoC piece of shit. Ban yourself.

Has Canary answered your challenge yet?
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on November 06, 2014, 04:41:53 am
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Jona on November 06, 2014, 06:43:24 am
Rofl.
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: lombardsoup on November 06, 2014, 09:13:59 am
Quote from: Smoothrich on November 06, 2014, 04:13:32 am
Great, an admin or item advisor or whatever here admitting to ghosting for clanmates in teamspeak and fucking up the game for everyone, thinking he's a real cool guy.

And people wonder why this mod's population is dead and everyone hates community admins. Fucking HoC piece of shit. Ban yourself.

Mod is alive, both NA and EU have 50-70+ people at prime hours

Sperg raging over a mod for a video game lol
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Nightmare798 on November 06, 2014, 10:39:11 am
Actually enjoying the game now...
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Kafein on November 06, 2014, 11:48:19 am
Some American dude talking about QUANTUM-me
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Phew on November 06, 2014, 06:20:13 pm
Quote from: lombardsoup on November 06, 2014, 09:13:59 am
Mod is alive, both NA and EU have 50-70+ people at prime hours

Mod is still dead to me until NA2 is populated at 8PM EST.
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Switchtense on November 06, 2014, 07:07:41 pm
Quote from: Jona on November 06, 2014, 02:02:55 am
Heh... I was in TS with Killer at the time, giving him the best directions for avoiding the xbow and helping him make his move with 15 seconds left. I felt like a fuckin aircraft controller. Shit was intense, bro.

I'm fairly certain I was around for all of these... is this bad?  :lol:

Depends. If you don't have any friends or hobbies anyway then I guess it is alright.
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on November 06, 2014, 11:59:40 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on November 06, 2014, 04:13:32 am
Great, an admin or item advisor or whatever here admitting to ghosting for clanmates in teamspeak and fucking up the game for everyone, thinking he's a real cool guy.

And people wonder why this mod's population is dead and everyone hates community admins. Fucking HoC piece of shit. Ban yourself.

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Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Rebelyell on November 07, 2014, 12:43:14 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on November 06, 2014, 11:59:40 pm
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Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: NJ_Legion_Icedtea on November 07, 2014, 01:49:20 am
I have a +3 guisarme that looks like it would fit better on Gandalf  :lol:
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Tojo on November 07, 2014, 03:03:38 pm
Quote from: Phew on November 06, 2014, 06:20:13 pm
Mod is still dead to me until NA2 is populated at 8PM EST.

RIP in piece NA2.

"You were just a candle in the wind, never knowing who to cling to when the rains come in. I would've liked to know you but I was just a kid, the candle burned out long before the legend ever did...."
- Ho Chi Minh
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Jack1 on November 07, 2014, 04:01:09 pm
definatly a +3 padded warhorse killing the last person alive on one team, then the person he was fighting.


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Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Phew on November 07, 2014, 04:11:07 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on November 07, 2014, 04:01:09 pm
definatly a +3 padded warhorse killing the last person alive on one team, then the person he was fighting.

Wow, I guarantee that has never happened before this and will never happen again. I've seen riderless horses kill people plenty of times, but never:
-to end the round AND
-kill both living players AND
-it wasn't even a heavy horse

I'm more surprised the Champion Padded Warhorse didn't get valor. "Suddenly Horse" indeed.
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Jona on November 07, 2014, 08:07:55 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on November 07, 2014, 04:01:09 pm
definatly a +3 padded warhorse killing the last person alive on one team, then the person he was fighting.
(click to show/hide)

Reminds me of this one time before the patch (which you were consequently present for as well... I think I see a correlation here).

(click to show/hide)

Finnian (RIP) was riding around couching everyone on my team, and round after round I was the one to put him down. Lo and behold, after I felled him one round and was occupied with fending off 4-5 enemies his (now riderless) horse sees fit to charge into the crowd and single me out. Apparently his horse was named Player2.
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Sharpe on November 08, 2014, 03:10:05 pm
My heavy round shield got bork borked by Swedish Chef's cleaver in 3 hits.
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: dreadnok on November 09, 2014, 03:57:50 pm
Quote from: Sharpe on November 08, 2014, 03:10:05 pm
My heavy round shield got bork borked by Swedish Chef's cleaver in 3 hits.

yathat dude is fucking terrifying. i noticed with this patch you need atleast 7 ath and wm to have any type of fun or be able to compete. and 1h swing mechnics are still trash.Bounce of dudes faces, i thought that was the fucking point of game, to smash people
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Voncrow on November 09, 2014, 04:35:05 pm
I was fighting Phoenician yesterday and I glanced about five solid hits off of him. And he's not the only one I've had that experience with...
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 09, 2014, 10:23:55 pm
I got valor at level 20 with a crossbow...  :shock:
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: karasu on November 10, 2014, 12:16:53 am
Managed to do 2 blocks in a row.  :shock:
Title: Re: What is the strangest thing to happen to you in the new patch?
Post by: Sharpe on November 11, 2014, 03:52:55 am
Quote from: dreadnok on November 09, 2014, 03:57:50 pm
yathat dude is fucking terrifying. i noticed with this patch you need atleast 7 ath and wm to have any type of fun or be able to compete. and 1h swing mechnics are still trash.Bounce of dudes faces, i thought that was the fucking point of game, to smash people

Yeah, smash people at high speeds.