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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 19, 2014, 10:55:09 am

Title: poophammer came back
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 19, 2014, 10:55:09 am
No joke
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: Hellsing on October 19, 2014, 12:17:38 pm
Oh god, pls no :lol:
Also long time not seen (actually last time when Renegade and I were running the EU_cRPG_Inquistion_DTV server :lol:)
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: karasu on October 19, 2014, 01:58:38 pm
Incoming poopscammer marketplace action! Ready your wallets!
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Post by: Zisa on October 19, 2014, 02:52:02 pm
that shitstick?
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Post by: SMEGMAR on October 19, 2014, 05:11:40 pm
Let his amazing maps resurrect what siege used to be, Castle In the Sky we call upon you!
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 21, 2014, 08:07:09 am
im bad
At fifteen, I had the will to  learn ; at thirty, I could stand ; at forty, I had no  doubts ; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding ;  at sixty, my ears were opened ; at seventy, I could  do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the  square.
bad game
buff cav
nerf archers
nerf 2h that cant be used as cav
same for polearms
nerf shields
buff HA
bring back ladders
nerf everything i dont play buff everything i play
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: Kelugarn on October 21, 2014, 08:38:46 am
Now if only this patch could bring Huey back to us.
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: Zisa on October 21, 2014, 03:12:10 pm
I tk'd Huey just this weekend.
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on October 21, 2014, 04:11:37 pm
In the Mount & Blade role-playing game, the POOPHAMMER is a magical beast.

The POOPHAMMER is a gigantic lizard-like creature which exists only to poop, kill, and destroy. In most campaign settings, only one POOPHAMMER is said to exist on each server. The POOPHAMMER has a low intelligence and cannot speak. It is neutrally aligned, for despite its violent and savage nature, it lacks the mental capacity to choose between good and evil.

The POOPHAMMER was introduced to the M&B game in the first edition of CRPG. It is based upon the French legend of the merde-martel.

The POOPHAMMER is very large, 50 feet tall and 70 feet long, and has a Tyrannosaurus rex–like form, although it is much more broad and muscular, with a differently shaped head, and with larger and more developed front arms. It has brown skin, with scabs and warts and bits of encrusted dung all over it which are grey in color. Protecting its back and tail is a thick, glossy caramel-colored shell or carapace. It has spikes coming from its chin, the sides of the mouth, the underside of its neck, the elbows of its front arms, and its shell. The creature also has two horns projecting forwards from the top of its head. The POOPHAMMER's skin is very hard and thick, and provides excellent armor. The second edition of the game included rules for extracting treasure from the creature's carcass.

The 2nd edition strat history thread calls the creature "the most dreaded monster native to Calradia" and "a killing machine", and goes on to say:

It is hoped that the POOPHAMMER is a solitary creation, some hideous abomination unleashed by the dark arts or by elder, forgotten gods to punish all of nature. The elemental nature of the POOPHAMMER leads the few living POOPHAMMER experts to speculate that the devs and chadz himself have something to do with its existence. In any case, the location of the POOPHAMMER remains a mystery, as it rarely leaves witnesses in its wake, and nature quickly grows over all remnants of its presence. It is rumored that the POOPHAMMER is responsible for the extinction of one ancient civilization, for the records of their last days spoke of a 'great poopy punisher sent by the gods to end the world'."
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 22, 2014, 06:33:20 am
In the Mount & Blade role-playing game, the POOPHAMMER is a magical beast.

The POOPHAMMER is a gigantic lizard-like creature which exists only to poop, kill, and destroy. In most campaign settings, only one POOPHAMMER is said to exist on each server. The POOPHAMMER has a low intelligence and cannot speak. It is neutrally aligned, for despite its violent and savage nature, it lacks the mental capacity to choose between good and evil.

The POOPHAMMER was introduced to the M&B game in the first edition of CRPG. It is based upon the French legend of the merde-martel.

The POOPHAMMER is very large, 50 feet tall and 70 feet long, and has a Tyrannosaurus rex–like form, although it is much more broad and muscular, with a differently shaped head, and with larger and more developed front arms. It has brown skin, with scabs and warts and bits of encrusted dung all over it which are grey in color. Protecting its back and tail is a thick, glossy caramel-colored shell or carapace. It has spikes coming from its chin, the sides of the mouth, the underside of its neck, the elbows of its front arms, and its shell. The creature also has two horns projecting forwards from the top of its head. The tarrasque's skin is very hard and thick, and provides excellent armor. The second edition of the game included rules for extracting treasure from the creature's carcass.

The 2nd edition strat history thread calls the creature "the most dreaded monster native to Calradia" and "a killing machine", and goes on to say:

It is hoped that the POOPHAMMER is a solitary creation, some hideous abomination unleashed by the dark arts or by elder, forgotten gods to punish all of nature. The elemental nature of the POOPHAMMER leads the few living POOPHAMMER experts to speculate that the devs and chadz himself have something to do with its existence. In any case, the location of the POOPHAMMER remains a mystery, as it rarely leaves witnesses in its wake, and nature quickly grows over all remnants of its presence. It is rumored that the POOPHAMMER is responsible for the extinction of one ancient civilization, for the records of their last days spoke of a 'great poopy punisher sent by the gods to end the world'."

yeah sounds about right
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: lombardsoup on October 22, 2014, 07:33:59 am
...this can't be real but that familiar stink
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 22, 2014, 07:37:52 am
In the Mount & Blade role-playing game, the POOPHAMMER is a magical beast.

The POOPHAMMER is a gigantic lizard-like creature which exists only to poop, kill, and destroy. In most campaign settings, only one POOPHAMMER is said to exist on each server. The POOPHAMMER has a low intelligence and cannot speak. It is neutrally aligned, for despite its violent and savage nature, it lacks the mental capacity to choose between good and evil.

The POOPHAMMER was introduced to the M&B game in the first edition of CRPG. It is based upon the French legend of the merde-martel.

The POOPHAMMER is very large, 50 feet tall and 70 feet long, and has a Tyrannosaurus rex–like form, although it is much more broad and muscular, with a differently shaped head, and with larger and more developed front arms. It has brown skin, with scabs and warts and bits of encrusted dung all over it which are grey in color. Protecting its back and tail is a thick, glossy caramel-colored shell or carapace. It has spikes coming from its chin, the sides of the mouth, the underside of its neck, the elbows of its front arms, and its shell. The creature also has two horns projecting forwards from the top of its head. The tarrasque's skin is very hard and thick, and provides excellent armor. The second edition of the game included rules for extracting treasure from the creature's carcass.

The 2nd edition strat history thread calls the creature "the most dreaded monster native to Calradia" and "a killing machine", and goes on to say:

It is hoped that the POOPHAMMER is a solitary creation, some hideous abomination unleashed by the dark arts or by elder, forgotten gods to punish all of nature. The elemental nature of the POOPHAMMER leads the few living POOPHAMMER experts to speculate that the devs and chadz himself have something to do with its existence. In any case, the location of the POOPHAMMER remains a mystery, as it rarely leaves witnesses in its wake, and nature quickly grows over all remnants of its presence. It is rumored that the POOPHAMMER is responsible for the extinction of one ancient civilization, for the records of their last days spoke of a 'great poopy punisher sent by the gods to end the world'."

i herd if u cut off his hed, two will grow back in its place
Title: Re: poophammer came back
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on October 22, 2014, 09:16:45 pm
i herd if u cut off his hed poop, two will grow back in its place