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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: elvis1325 on October 14, 2014, 07:07:26 pm

Title: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: elvis1325 on October 14, 2014, 07:07:26 pm
What is EU's problem? Can't they just stay awake untill 3-4am and fight NA at decent times? I mean, USA is still the better country for a year or two so why can't they conform to us? Just tell Putin to remove the curfew and all of EU will rejoice and fight NA at good times.
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA prumetime nightime settings
Post by: sF_Guardian on October 14, 2014, 07:17:35 pm
Bring on the hate everyone!
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA prumetime nightime settings
Post by: Kalitorian on October 14, 2014, 07:27:04 pm
Wasn`t sure if you were trolling or just being dumb in your Merc thread...
Turns out it`s just the average shitty shittalk that you `mericans are so fond of.
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA prumetime nightime settings
Post by: elvis1325 on October 14, 2014, 08:09:53 pm
If you think it was shittalk, then you were offended simple as that. I made this thread as a joke/parody of all the other ones just like this. You have to note how I even copied the title of other threads, But that one flew straight over your head.

I truly am sorry for offending you, I didnt realise that Poles, Germans and Swiss were so brittle. I honestly thought they were still as strong as they were hundreds of years ago, I am sorry for making this assumption. I guess western culture and modernization has ruined the previously strong European countries. In fact I will make sure that I try to recognize the difference between Russia and everything not Russia just for you. You see in america, this is very hard due to the cold war anti-communist propaganda shown to our elders have led it to be rubbed off on the younger generations. So some of us can be a little uncultured and see everything east of america as "communists". Your dying culture is very important to me and I hope it will succumb to resist the mass westernization of today's society.

Regards
Yoshi

Edit: Keep it civilized, this doesn't need to turn into a -1 war.
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: Yoshi on October 14, 2014, 08:19:01 pm
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As this K/D chart clearly shows, Americans are tactically superior to Europeans in every way possible, just as George Washington showed when he defeated H itler and the League of Evil with the help of Jesus in 1776. Furthermore, EU can only win by hacking and/or bringing overwhelming numbers of scum to bolster their rosters. Look forward to our retribution, Euromy old friends.

Praise MURICA, Glory to Yoshi, Amen.
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: Kalitorian on October 14, 2014, 08:33:50 pm
Sorry for overreacting. I know it was meant in an ironic way but it still annoyed me.

Also don`t worry about my cultures. I`m Bavarian, our culture hasn`t changed at all the last 50 years. Still a bunch of hillbillies getting drunk at 50 different beer festivals during the summer (and vine festivals during the winter).

On topic of our little war:
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Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 14, 2014, 08:38:08 pm
Quote from: Kalitorian on October 14, 2014, 08:33:50 pm
Sorry for overreacting. I know it was meant in an ironic way but it still annoyed me.

Also don`t worry about my cultures. I`m Bavarian, our culture hasn`t changed at all the last 50 years. Still a bunch of hillbillies getting drunk at 50 different beer festivals during the summer (and vine festivals during the winter).

On topic of our little war:
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You Bavarians seem like an analogue to American Southerners in Germany and I think I might love you for it. We're a bunch of hillbillies getting drunk constantly as well, but we typically don't have any tremendous occasions (unless billy joe gets a new F-150 that he put on a now-maxed credit card) but make up for it by being constantly fueled by beer at all times anyway.
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: Torben on October 14, 2014, 08:52:25 pm
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on October 14, 2014, 08:38:08 pm
You Bavarians seem like an analogue to American Southerners in Germany and I think I might love you for it. We're a bunch of hillbillies getting drunk constantly as well, but we typically don't have any tremendous occasions (unless billy joe gets a new F-150 that he put on a now-maxed credit card) but make up for it by being constantly fueled by beer at all times anyway.

Playing Beercanwars in the whirlpool,  smoking curlies.  oh laaawd!
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: elvis1325 on October 14, 2014, 09:44:47 pm
You mentioned some of your guys are swiss? Which part do they live in? I lived in Switzerland for 2.5 years in a little place called Gland inbetween Geneva and Lausanne. I remember the number system was slightly different. Swiss would say septante (can't remember how to spell it, haven't needed French for a while) while the french said sois(x?)ante-dix I believe. That always made me wonder how there were such little differences. I guess you guys are more on the German side rather than the french side though.
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: Algarn on October 14, 2014, 11:12:04 pm
Quote from: elvis1325 on October 14, 2014, 09:44:47 pm
You mentioned some of your guys are swiss? Which part do they live in? I lived in Switzerland for 2.5 years in a little place called Gland inbetween Geneva and Lausanne. I remember the number system was slightly different. Swiss would say septante (can't remember how to spell it, haven't needed French for a while) while the french said sois(x?)ante-dix I believe. That always made me wonder how there were such little differences. I guess you guys are more on the German side rather than the french side though.

The swiss french speaking population is around 25%, all located to the west of Switzerland. They learn it as a second language, and even if they brought their own variants, it's still close to the french we speak in France. These differences between "original" french language, spoken in the metropole, and the other french speaking countries came from the fact they are more or less distant countries, and a language can evolute in different ways, especially with examples like Quebec, where the languages are almost the same, but you can actually see words like "Tabernak" which aren't french at all. We even got some different words/expressions inside of France, like saying "Chocolatine" in the south instead of "Pain au Chocolat". This example was the first one that came to my mind because I was hungry, sorry ;) .
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: Horns_Archive on October 15, 2014, 05:03:53 pm
This band wagon has now become a circle jerk! Everyone grab a cock to the left and right!
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Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on October 15, 2014, 06:34:15 pm
Quote from: Kalitorian on October 14, 2014, 08:33:50 pm
Also don`t worry about my cultures. I`m Bavarian, our culture hasn`t changed at all the last 50 years. Still a bunch of hillbillies getting drunk at 50 different beer festivals during the summer (and vine festivals during the winter).

I wana live there now god damn.

We do that here, minus the beer festivals. So that just means drunk hillbillies I guess. My one friend brews mead in his closet, for example.
Title: Re: Cheap EU Tactics just like expected - all of NA primetime nightime settings
Post by: Kalitorian on October 15, 2014, 06:45:14 pm
I used to brew mead in my basement. 50 litres at a time  :lol:
My grandmother and my grandaunts are making all kind of different vines from fruit. Also my uncle is a master brewer at a local brewery (they have two beer festivals each year, one for strong beer and one for regular).
I guess the alcoholism runs in my family visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Also I think my estimate of 50 is too low...
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