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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Jack1 on October 11, 2014, 01:47:32 am

Title: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 11, 2014, 01:47:32 am


SOME PEOPLE REFUSE TO TAKE ME SEROUSLY, SUCH AS HARAMIR THE FRECH CREAMPUFF VASSAL SCUM AND ARROWAINE THE CREAMPUFF SUM FALSE FRENCHIE.

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THEN THESE CREAMPUFF NOOBCAKES HAVE THE ATROCITY TO TEAMHIT ME.... AGAIN!

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YOU SHITTARD CANADIAN CREAMPUFF CHARAZARDS HAVE TRIED TO CALL MY BLUFF, BUT INFACT I WAS NOT BLUFFING. AND SO I SAY


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Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Umbra on October 11, 2014, 02:26:42 am
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Post by: Real_Dece_Guy on October 11, 2014, 07:10:20 am
I had an idea yesterday.

I think it would be funny to temporarily add a report system for enemy hits, say even for a day.  It wouldn't do kick the players or do anything else, it would just show who got the most mad.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Taser on October 11, 2014, 09:45:58 am
You have my taser.

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Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on October 11, 2014, 06:29:44 pm
Give em hell Jack...give em hell.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on October 11, 2014, 06:55:29 pm
FRECHE
fixed
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Post by: njames89 on October 11, 2014, 11:28:39 pm
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Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 11, 2014, 11:37:25 pm
fixed

Lately I've had worse spelling than when I was 11. It's like I have a lisp when I type.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Bronto on October 12, 2014, 01:59:21 am
Oh Jack. No one hath a lithp when they type. Don't be ridiculouth. Thatth completely abthurd.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Chosen1 on October 12, 2014, 03:41:21 am
i think its pretty racist that you did not enjoy los lobos i am quite offend
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Post by: StonedSteel on October 12, 2014, 03:55:57 am
hahaha, honestly, i thought u put that on at the perfect time, shame u got kicked, i always enjoy killing people to a good energetic song.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 12, 2014, 04:31:50 am
I would like to say thank you to Hospitaller for putting up a good fight and being a good sport even though there were quite a few people being my old friends on my side.

also I would like to ask for peace since I made a statement, have you shitting your pants, and don't want to get murdered by these armies outside.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Bryggan on October 12, 2014, 04:54:25 am
i think its pretty racist that you did not enjoy los lobos i am quite offend

I thought it was awesome.  I was even thinking whoever is running this TS is pretty cool.  Then I remembered it was my TS.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: vespasian on October 12, 2014, 05:14:19 am
I would like to say thank you to Hospitaller for putting up a good fight and being a good sport even though there were quite a few people being my old friends on my side.

also I would like to ask for peace since I made a statement, have you shitting your pants, and don't want to get murdered by these armies outside.

Good show Jack ;) that plate was brutal. Now we shall fling ourselves like lemmings against you until you are deeeeed!
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: njames89 on October 12, 2014, 05:21:49 am
Definitely a good battle! 2 mil + xp in one battle! Not to be scoffed at.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 12, 2014, 05:28:46 am
Good show Jack ;) that plate was brutal. Now we shall fling ourselves like lemmings against you until you are deeeeed!

just FYI that army was worth 12 million silver.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: vespasian on October 12, 2014, 05:29:43 am
just FYI that army was worth 12 million silver.

It sure felt like it :p
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Goretooth on October 12, 2014, 06:13:02 am
I would like to say thank you to Hospitaller for putting up a good fight and being a good sport even though there were quite a few people being my old friends on my side.

also I would like to ask for peace since I made a statement, have you shitting your pants, and don't want to get murdered by these armies outside.
Come outside so we can shake on the peace agreement.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 12, 2014, 06:14:53 am
Come outside so we can shake on the peace agreement.

sorry but all my bloodied plate is inside the castle at the moment, I wouldent want to come out without my fancy shit. it's a dangerous world you know. people been getten raped all up in hurr.

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Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Goretooth on October 12, 2014, 06:48:29 am
sorry but all my bloodied plate is inside the castle at the moment, I wouldent want to come out without my fancy shit. it's a dangerous world you know. people been getten raped all up in hurr.

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rofl
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: vespasian on October 12, 2014, 02:56:22 pm
 :shock: :mrgreen: Yea! We got yo Tshirt!

Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 12, 2014, 05:24:57 pm
the best part about the music video for it is that it has 2x more views than the actual video.

oh yeah and dutchy really wanted me to say that goretooth is now dusttooth because he got left in my dust. he was quick marching after me and barely catching up when I hit quick march with my 4k +3 donkeys. It was like watching a scooter drag race with a corvette.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 12, 2014, 05:26:43 pm

edit: whoops double post
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Goretooth on October 12, 2014, 10:12:20 pm
the best part about the music video for it is that it has 2x more views than the actual video.

oh yeah and dutchy really wanted me to say that goretooth is now dusttooth because he got left in my dust. he was quick marching after me and barely catching up when I hit quick march with my 4k +3 donkeys. It was like watching a scooter drag race with a corvette.
Didn't know you were that scared of me.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 12, 2014, 10:29:25 pm
Didn't know you were that scared of me.
Everybody is.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Balikar on October 13, 2014, 01:55:30 am
Didn't know you were that scared of me.

He saw what you did to Keskimsit...  (All I can come up with, despite it being a completely false claim.  It was a great battle)
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 13, 2014, 07:03:02 am
Someone say something.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Goretooth on October 13, 2014, 08:16:44 am
Someone say something.
9AM BATTLE  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: xxkaliboyx on October 13, 2014, 03:51:35 pm
All I see is 12 years as a slave killing arms and trolling  :twisted:
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 13, 2014, 05:10:36 pm
9AM BATTLE  :rolleyes:

Yeah. Badoon was afk for the longest time and has bee. Afk for all but the 20 minutes when he set that route two days ago. Sadly he had to try and make a jump at the border at a horrible time and got picked up by border patrol officer gore tooth.

You guys don't need to worry about doing anything at this horrible hour. It's our fault. Just make sure one person shows up and you'll win. I'll sign myself up and not show.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 13, 2014, 07:24:48 pm
Yeah. Badoon was afk for the longest time and has bee. Afk for all but the 20 minutes when he set that route two days ago. Sadly he had to try and make a jump at the border at a horrible time and got picked up by border patrol officer gore tooth.

You guys don't need to worry about doing anything at this horrible hour. It's our fault. Just make sure one person shows up and you'll win. I'll sign myself up and not show.

HONORABLE!
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Bryggan on October 13, 2014, 07:34:41 pm
HONORABLE!
Yeah.  Jack just doesn't get how this game is supposed to work.  Unless he backstabs and shows up with a full roster 2 minutes before battle, I suggest perma-ban.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Chosen1 on October 13, 2014, 10:58:13 pm
hi please unban me from your teamspeak
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 13, 2014, 11:16:32 pm
hi please unban me from your teamspeak

300 word essay on why you down vote people may get you unbanned.

may answer questions:
why is it enjoyable?
why do I do it?
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Bryggan on October 13, 2014, 11:42:21 pm
I will admit, your DJ services are awesome, and I'd unban you in a second.  But I'm kinda curious about this downvoting phenomenon.  I'll take 100 words though.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 13, 2014, 11:54:31 pm
I will admit, your DJ services are awesome, and I'd unban you in a second.  But I'm kinda curious about this downvoting phenomenon.  I'll take 100 words though.

Downvotes are a sign of ones penis size. Being as large of girth as he is, he must maintain a certain "ratio" or that girth won't remain.

Gotta remember, you do what the ladies like. And if Downvotes make the ladies like you, you do it.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 14, 2014, 05:13:48 pm
I know you guys don't want me to respec this castle but if you don't have the initiative to take it back I'm going to. There is no benefit for me to keep it as it is.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: njames89 on October 14, 2014, 05:27:27 pm
I know you guys don't want me to respec this castle but if you don't have the initiative to take it back I'm going to. There is no benefit for me to keep it as it is.

People who respec castles need to be Hanged, drawn and quartered. You'd have us all live in the dark ages if you could eh?

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Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 14, 2014, 05:31:31 pm
well it has things loomed in it that I am never going to need to buy and it has no traid value what so ever. why would I have worthless PP used on what i'm not going to need? instead i'll loom something that I find useful.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: njames89 on October 14, 2014, 05:48:11 pm
Ah yes. Well I guess that makes sense. You knave.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 14, 2014, 06:19:18 pm
If setting a respec is the only way to encourage you to attempt to take a castle back, then I'll do it 10/10 times.  I want battles.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Goretooth on October 14, 2014, 09:23:25 pm
HOW Dare you hold our PP hostage
i say rot and reset


holy shit at nolifer reply time.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 14, 2014, 09:24:24 pm
ok

it's just kind of upsetting to see that you gave up after one attack, even when there is only a few troops in this castle. also the rotting part most likely will not happen. I still have over 1 million gold on me. that's plenty to last the rest of strat.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Peppovitch on October 14, 2014, 09:39:48 pm
ok

it's just kind of upsetting to see that you gave up after one attack, even when there is only a few troops in this castle.

You are obviously well informed!
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 14, 2014, 09:44:53 pm
I go by what people(gore tooth) say.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Goretooth on October 14, 2014, 09:47:07 pm
I go by what people(gore tooth) say.
i gave you a battle this morning. I believe it's your turn to attack.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 14, 2014, 09:48:47 pm
i gave you a battle this morning. I believe it's your turn to attack.

I'm done moving unless I know I can get back in. Last thing I want is for gear bugging to happen.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: King_Itchy on October 14, 2014, 10:10:59 pm
ok

it's just kind of upsetting to see that you gave up after one attack, even when there is only a few troops in this castle. also the rotting part most likely will not happen. I still have over 1 million gold on me. that's plenty to last the rest of strat.


Ohhh don't get your panties in a wad!!!! Just because we didn't attack it one night doesn't mean we gave up. 
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 14, 2014, 10:12:08 pm

Ohhh don't get your panties in a wad!!!! Just because we didn't attack it one night doesn't mean we gave up.

Like I said. Gore tooth was making it sound different.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Taser on October 14, 2014, 10:13:22 pm
Ohhh we didn't attack. we gave up.

Secret message in itchy's post detected.

Understood itchy.

No shame.. no shame.



Seriously tho.. plz attack jack soon. That glorious plate will go to waste otherwise.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Chosen1 on October 14, 2014, 11:45:03 pm
Last thing I want is for gear bugging to happen.

FCC is the only faction that does that jack  :D

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Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 23, 2014, 02:45:36 am
I couldent even find a good vidja for this but I found this remake fucking halarous.

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basically i'm going to yell "ARROWAINE" a bunch of times and hope that you guys are willing to do a 2500 v 2500 field battle outside of dhirim on sunday(initiated Saturday).
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Inglorious on October 23, 2014, 03:02:33 am
Field Battles?!!!!

Thank you !

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Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 23, 2014, 03:10:20 am
ARROWAINE

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Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Voncrow on October 23, 2014, 04:55:51 am
Last thing I want is for gear bugging to happen.
FCC is the only faction that does that jack  :D

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heh

EDIT: Holy shit, I went to get that jack quote and came back a second later to a chosen1 downvote. I'm more impressed than anything else.
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Keshian on October 23, 2014, 05:21:35 am
FCC is the only faction that does that jack  :D

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heh

EDIT: Holy shit, I went to get that jack quote and came back a second later to a chosen1 downvote. I'm more impressed than anything else.

As a neutral party (lol) let me state these points before I go to sleep and carry on with my life (which none of you greasy fucks have (rekt)):

Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 23, 2014, 04:12:34 pm
ARROWAINE
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Jack1 on October 24, 2014, 07:07:44 pm
ARROWAINE MEET ME IN THE FIELD YOU COWARD!
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: Taser on October 24, 2014, 11:18:05 pm
ARROWAINE MEET ME IN THE FIELD YOU SACK OF WINE!
Title: Re: HOW DARE YOU TEAMHIT
Post by: arowaine on November 04, 2014, 05:03:45 am
ARROWAINE MEET ME IN THE FIELD YOU COWARD!

no time for playing :( rip crpg