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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 09:43:10 pm

Title: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 09:43:10 pm
Hello friends! (Not yet)


Today I present to you, the official friendship edition.
Ever gone into a server on any given point at the day and have lacked a friend?
None more of that! Ever gotten killed and felt down, maybe in a need for a hug?
I got exactly what you're looking for! Let's take a look!

As a regular member of the friendship club you get access to:


This ONLY costs 9,999g

________________________________________________________________________

Now introducing "Best friend edition":



This ONLY costs 25000g

________________________________________________________________________

Also introducing "Holy shit this is expensive edition":


This ONLY costs 100.000g

________________________________________________________________________


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Buy today!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacebooth&merchant=tybalt_von_Krems



All rights reserved*

No refunds
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: SIrCampALot on October 02, 2014, 09:44:47 pm
Come on be a friend and let me in just for 1 gold :( I NEED HUGS!!!
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 09:47:41 pm
We're not friends yet. Buy it and then I'll let you in because we are so good friends. But you're in by then already soooo.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: SIrCampALot on October 02, 2014, 09:49:34 pm
Ohhh man that's so unfriendly I'm gonna cry in the corner now!!!!
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 09:50:46 pm
Dude get out of here you're giving me a bad reputation
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: jtobiasm on October 02, 2014, 09:56:03 pm
You were very mean to me in game ;(
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 09:59:41 pm
Oh my god, get out you're ruining my business.

Don't worry guys, I'm a really nice guy don't listen to him. You will have no regrets of buying my products!
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Apsod on October 02, 2014, 10:03:53 pm
How long do you have to wait before you get your bracelet?
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 10:05:21 pm
I don't know, depends on where you live. I reckon shipping could take from a week to three weeks. But I'll put my best effort into making it!
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Apsod on October 02, 2014, 10:09:28 pm
Shipping included right?
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 10:15:08 pm
Yes.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: pepejul on October 02, 2014, 10:28:30 pm
Where do I put gold for being everybody's friend ?

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Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 10:30:32 pm
You already are! But you can be my special friend?  8-)


Gonna quickly edit that out, that sounds to dirty.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: pepejul on October 02, 2014, 11:19:18 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: pepejul on October 02, 2014, 11:20:00 pm
you looked at him more than 5 sec in eyes ?

YOU GAY !

I love you gay !
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 11:37:52 pm
Quote from: Apsod on October 02, 2014, 10:09:28 pm
Shipping included right?


So, are you gonna become my friend?  :(
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: zottlmarsch on October 03, 2014, 12:08:31 am
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 09:43:10 pm
Hello friends! (Not yet)


Today I present to you, the official friendship edition.
Ever gone into a server on any given point at the day and have lacked a friend?
None more of that! Ever gotten killed and felt down, maybe in a need for a hug?
I got exactly what you're looking for! Let's take a look!

As a regular member of the friendship club you get access to:

  • Free hugs!
  • No more backstabbing by your new friend
  • A warm welcome everytime you enter the server

This ONLY costs 9,999g

________________________________________________________________________

Now introducing "Best friend edition":

  • All of the previously mentioned!
  • You get to choose a title for yourself to be called by!
  • Free backup in meleefight
  • You get to use any loomed or unloomed weapon in my armory which me or my friend(s) are not using.


This ONLY costs 25000g

________________________________________________________________________

Also introducing "Holy shit this is expensive edition":

  • Everything above!
  • A drawing and friendship bracelet sent anywhere in EU

This ONLY costs 100.000g

________________________________________________________________________


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Buy today!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceoffer



All rights reserved*

No refunds

pffff, you can already get all that shit free just by joining krems!  :P

also your link doesn't work, use this one:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacebooth&merchant=tybalt_von_Krems (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacebooth&merchant=tybalt_von_Krems)

qgh
qgy
qgs
qgt
qgn
qqq

also qfy

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Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 12:55:11 am
But I need money! I'm poor  :cry: I bought in a ton of pearls for potential bracelets! I even started a drawing with Apsod  :cry:


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Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Apsod on October 03, 2014, 01:40:51 am
What is that, a dog and a kick wheel we are standing on.. :?

Anyways, make the bracelet and then I'll decide.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 01:48:28 am
Do you know how time consuming that is? I tried doing one and it took me over fourty minutes. I wanna see some bling bling first
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 03, 2014, 05:52:25 am
crpg: hatred edition

I would fund the shit out of this
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Battlepriest on October 03, 2014, 07:10:43 am
ahem hem hem

i can be your friend for 0 gold and free hugs
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 03, 2014, 07:19:35 am
Quote from: Battlepriest on October 03, 2014, 07:10:43 am
ahem hem hem

i can be your friend for 0 gold and free hugs

Would rather self immolate
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 01:00:48 pm
Let me present to you, my new friends!

Cirilla,
Zeltino,
Apsod!

We shall be friends forever! I love you guys!


An anonymous Staffmaster has paid for the "Holy shit this is expensive edition" and shall therefore recieve a personal drawing and a friendships bracelet shipped anywhere in EU along with all other perks. Tybalt <3 Staffmaster

I made another paint drawing aswell for you. I can feel that I'm starting to improve.

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Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: pepejul on October 03, 2014, 02:36:32 pm
Join PEPE clan and the Bank will give you 10 k  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: SIrCampALot on October 03, 2014, 02:43:00 pm
Quote from: pepejul on October 03, 2014, 02:36:32 pm
Join PEPE clan and the Bank will give you 10 k  :mrgreen:
That's a friendly offer! :D
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 03, 2014, 03:00:50 pm
Why won't you ship to Australia you quare. That's just rude.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Sparvico on October 03, 2014, 03:05:14 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 03, 2014, 03:00:50 pm
Why won't you ship to Australia you quare. That's just rude.

He's racist. Not very friendly of him at all if you ask me.

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Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 03:35:02 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 03, 2014, 03:00:50 pm
Why won't you ship to Australia you quare. That's just rude.

Because It's expensive you block

Nevermind, I noticed that you are my best friend now! Please fill out a nickname to have yourself called by

[__________]

I love you Franky!

Quote from: Sparvico on October 03, 2014, 03:05:14 pm
He's racist. Not very friendly of him at all if you ask me.

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I'll give you something racist to talk about when I find your ass
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: SMEGMAR on October 03, 2014, 05:07:28 pm
Quote from: Sparvico on October 03, 2014, 03:05:14 pm
He's racist. Not very friendly of him at all if you ask me.

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Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 05:10:57 pm
It would be nice if you wouldn't

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this thread any further.


Thank you.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: traxits on October 04, 2014, 04:27:36 pm
I hope we can be best friends even though I'm NA scrub
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 08:59:17 pm
Yes! Again, I'm so sorry that it took so long  :cry: But friends forgive eachother, right? <3

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Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 09:02:17 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 08:59:17 pm
Yes! Again, I'm so sorry that it took so long  :cry: But friends forgive eachother, right? <3

No.

American lands will run red with kafir blood TALIL NECKBEARD
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 09:04:05 pm
That's some sikh shit bro
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Uther Pendragon on October 11, 2014, 09:43:37 pm
"Friendship"!?

Quote from: Tybalt after my attempts at friend-making
You spinny turd shit

 :cry:
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 09:45:40 pm
The best friends insult each other until a fight breaks out and they're no longer friends.  Then while drinking the realization hits that you were never friends to begin with.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:19:22 pm
Quote from: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 09:45:40 pm
The best friends insult each other until a fight breaks out and they're no longer friends.  Then while drinking the realization hits that you were never friends to begin with.


Alright, alright, you're killing the mood. Get out of here.

Quote from: Uther Pendragon on October 11, 2014, 09:43:37 pm
"Friendship"!?

 :cry:


Uther after headshotting him in a friendly matter four times in a row:

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This is just one of the MANY terrible insults and jokes I have saved on my computer!
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 10:23:55 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:19:22 pm

Alright, alright, you're killing the mood. Get out of here.

lol internet friends are you fucking serious
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:27:19 pm
Can you stop making this all seem ridiculous? Or I'm gonna call a moderator on here for cyber-bullying me.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 10:30:20 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:27:19 pm
Can you stop making this all seem ridiculous? Or I'm gonna call a moderator on here for cyber-bullying me.

What, am I supposed to play along and take this seriously?
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:34:52 pm
or
Or
OR
OR


you can get out of here and stop being a dickhead. We're all friends here, but you're that dark guy that had a bad childhood and being mean.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 10:35:24 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:34:52 pm
We're all friends here

lol no you're not
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:37:48 pm
Awww hell nah, you did not just say that
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 10:38:58 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on October 11, 2014, 10:38:28 pm
Erpaderpaderp i'm important and like shitposting

like im the only one that does it ololololololo

Insults are getting better, at least yours is better than WITCHCRAFT's shit
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 10:40:21 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on October 11, 2014, 10:39:29 pm
Erpaderpaderp i'm still here

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about, keep it up
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:43:36 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 05:10:57 pm
It would be nice if you wouldn't

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this thread any further.


Thank you.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 10:45:07 pm
You're asking me to stop derailing a thread that's been derailed
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:50:48 pm
I'm pretty sure there's a "further" in there but whatever.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 10:53:03 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:50:48 pm
I'm pretty sure there's a "further" in there but whatever.

Why even bother?  This community will eventually dissolve like others of its ilk have.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:56:15 pm
Yes, so why spend your time in this thread shitposting like a complete moron when you could use your time better? I'm making dough and friends. Unlike you.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 10:57:17 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 10:56:15 pm
Yes, so why spend your time in this thread shitposting like a complete moron when you could use your time better?

To hasten the inevitable

The mod is doing a fine job of that but still

You'll all be on Bannerlord anyway, I'm just doing cleanup
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 11:02:45 pm
Here, I know you haven't paid yet, but I made a paint drawing for you anyways, friend!

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http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=697866
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 11:04:05 pm
LOL this is beautiful

May I send you ten real bux?  (NOTICE HOW FUCKING FRIENDLY THAT IS)
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 11:05:18 pm
Thanks, all of my drawings has led up to this moment, I can feel it.

Sorry, I only accept ingame money or blowjobs.
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 11, 2014, 11:06:11 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 11:05:18 pm
Thanks, all of my drawings has led up to this moment, I can feel it.

Sorry, I only accept ingame money or blowjobs.

What the fuck do you mean you don't accept real currency

That's real anti social you know
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Pawiu on October 12, 2014, 12:41:11 pm
friend with KREMS?
NEVAHHHH :evil:
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 12, 2014, 02:00:17 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 03:35:02 pm
Because It's expensive you block

Nevermind, I noticed that you are my best friend now! Please fill out a nickname to have yourself called by

[Lord of high wasted pants and the dance]

I love you Franky!

I'll give you something racist to talk about when I find your ass
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 12, 2014, 02:08:28 pm
Quote from: Pawiu on October 12, 2014, 12:41:11 pm
friend with KREMS?
NEVAHHHH :evil:


WELL I DONT FIND YOU SO ATTRACTIVE EITHER

Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 12, 2014, 02:00:17 pm


I'll try to play on NA today as much as I can so I can play with my buddies there!   8-)
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: traxits on October 12, 2014, 07:24:47 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 11, 2014, 08:59:17 pm
Yes! Again, I'm so sorry that it took so long  :cry: But friends forgive eachother, right? <3

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ily even tho i'm canadian ur still perf <3
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 12, 2014, 07:26:13 pm
What the fuck is this

You people are too kind for the internet
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: traxits on October 12, 2014, 07:26:53 pm
Quote from: lombardsoup on October 12, 2014, 07:26:13 pm
What the fuck is this

You people are too kind for the internet

you're too much of a cunt to be alive
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 12, 2014, 07:28:42 pm
Quote from: traxits on October 12, 2014, 07:26:53 pm
you're too much of a cunt to be alive

Son I know all about cunt

I got stuck in it during birth, so I have the proper certification
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Bittersteel on October 12, 2014, 07:30:21 pm
Quote from: traxits on October 12, 2014, 07:24:47 pm
ily even tho i'm canadian ur still perf <3

Omg, no, really? I'm so sorry! I will immediately re-do it :8 Ily!
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Pawiu on October 12, 2014, 07:42:49 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 12, 2014, 02:08:28 pm

WELL I DONT FIND YOU SO ATTRACTIVE EITHER

oh okay  :cry:
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: lombardsoup on October 12, 2014, 07:49:23 pm
traxits is doing it right.  the rest of you, get off the internet
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Richyy on October 13, 2014, 10:06:32 am
can i pay with my friendship?
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: jergu on October 13, 2014, 10:36:11 am
Quote from: Pawiu on October 12, 2014, 12:41:11 pm
friend with KREMS?
NEVAHHHH :evil:

NEVAAAH!!
Title: Re: cRPG: Friendship Edition;
Post by: Umbra on October 13, 2014, 02:14:36 pm
I know you love us!