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Title: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Macropus on October 02, 2014, 01:28:05 am
... through the vk.com which is an analog of facebook.
I denied politely, trying to stay as correct and tolerant as possible and not giggling too much.
So the question is - should I feel complimented or ashamed?
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Christo on October 02, 2014, 01:28:46 am
.-.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Leshma on October 02, 2014, 01:34:12 am
Report him to Putin, so he can behead your friend tomorrow morning on the Red Square.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 01:37:23 am
You should feel neither mate  :)

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Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Macropus on October 02, 2014, 01:38:34 am
Quote from: Leshma on October 02, 2014, 01:34:12 am
Report him to Putin, so he can behead your friend tomorrow morning on the Red Square.
Well obviously I've already done that, the question given in OP was about other things.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Leshma on October 02, 2014, 01:39:34 am
You'll never again get the chance. Remember, it's gay only if you're on the receiving side and when balls are touchin'
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 02:01:03 am
Oh it's a guy... fact remains


Quote from: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 01:37:23 am
You should feel neither mate  :)

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Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Macropus on October 02, 2014, 02:06:46 am
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 02, 2014, 02:01:03 am
Oh it's a guy... fact remains
Didn't realize the word "Classmate" could be applied to both genders. But yes, he's a guy, that's why it was so awkward to read.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: darmaster on October 02, 2014, 02:23:17 am
I guess the feeling you felt is what you should feel, then you should think if facts support that feeling or that is unjustified.

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Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: wayyyyyne on October 02, 2014, 10:23:38 am
haha pidor))))))))))))))
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Vibe on October 02, 2014, 10:54:24 am
ebanyi pidori
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Gnjus on October 02, 2014, 11:09:21 am
How many times have I told you in-game that you're a natural born cocksucker Macropussy, you see I was right, even other folks seem to think so......
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Boerenlater on October 02, 2014, 11:47:16 am
Just close your eyes and think of Leshma.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Molly on October 02, 2014, 11:52:42 am
Quote from: Boerenlater on October 02, 2014, 11:47:16 am
Just close your eyes and think of Leshma.
Best comment. 10/10. Not even boring to read.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Xant on October 02, 2014, 11:53:36 am
Quote from: Macropus on October 02, 2014, 01:28:05 am
... through the vk.com which is an analog of facebook.
I denied politely, trying to stay as correct and tolerant as possible and not giggling too much.
So the question is - should I feel complimented or ashamed?
Is he hot?
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Prpavi on October 02, 2014, 12:02:44 pm
A classmate from elementary school offered the same to me years ago when we met at a party, I declined, I regret it to this day.

Don't make the same mistake Macro, go for it!
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Torben on October 02, 2014, 12:27:03 pm
Quote from: Macropus on October 02, 2014, 01:28:05 am
So the question is - should I feel complimented or ashamed?

You shouldnt anything.  Whatever you felt is cool.  just like its cool to be offended or amused or annoyed or proud and whatnot by some chick asking.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: DonNicko on October 02, 2014, 12:30:15 pm
OMG, Macropus how you will watch to his eyes now, use glasses  8-)
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: BASNAK on October 02, 2014, 12:39:59 pm
Just say yes because it's a free blowjob. But don't forget to say no homo, otherwise you're gay.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Butan on October 02, 2014, 02:42:25 pm
Not everything free is good.
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You should feel complimented that you attract the other sex, except if its because you're too fugly for women.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on October 02, 2014, 07:37:37 pm
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Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: [ptx] on October 02, 2014, 09:07:56 pm
Don't think of it as a blowjob, think of it as a... brojob?


Quote from: Boerenlater on October 02, 2014, 11:47:16 am
Just close your eyes and think of Leshma.
Also, this
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Kaido on October 02, 2014, 09:13:49 pm
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Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Tomas_Miles_again on October 02, 2014, 10:53:54 pm
Must have taken some guts to reach out and offer that. Polite decline was the right thing to do (if you are sure you didn't want the blowjob... blowjobs are pretty amazing).
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Macropus on October 03, 2014, 01:36:05 am
Quote from: Gnjus on October 02, 2014, 11:09:21 am
How many times have I told you in-game that you're a natural born cocksucker Macropussy, you see I was right, even other folks seem to think so......
You are offending my English skills, I thought I phrased it clearly enough that he wanted to suck someone's cock, not the other way around.
Gnjus please, I don't like you, you don't like me as well probably, but you don't have to post silly things to provoke me (?). That's just a funny and awkward situation which I thought I'd share here.

Quote from: DonNicko on October 02, 2014, 12:30:15 pm
OMG, Macropus how you will watch to his eyes now, use glasses  8-)
We haven't met for a few years and I don't think we will ever meet again, hopefully. That would be awkward.
 


Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Varadin on October 03, 2014, 01:44:44 am
Whats so akward about him sucking ur cock ? its not like u will get  sick or smth , i got a free blowjob too , nothing akward or special about it.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 01:49:41 am
Quote from: Waradin on October 03, 2014, 01:44:44 am
Whats so akward about him sucking ur cock ? its not like u will get  sick or smth , i got a free blowjob too , nothing akward or special about it.


That's gay, you're gay
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Macropus on October 03, 2014, 02:15:37 am
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 01:49:41 am

That's gay, you're gay
But if he beats you IRL then you're gay, no?
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2014, 02:22:52 am
I'm gay already so stop the homophobic talk
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: DonNicko on October 03, 2014, 09:20:22 am
Quote from: Macropus on October 03, 2014, 01:36:05 am
We haven't met for a few years and I don't think we will ever meet again, hopefully. That would be awkward.
Seems you were his last chance to achieve a goal)
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Vovka on October 03, 2014, 09:43:30 am
Quote from: Macropus on October 03, 2014, 01:36:05 am
We haven't met for a few years and I don't think we will ever meet again, hopefully. That would be awkward.
so why you broke up with him? you were not ready for a serious relationship?
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Macropus on October 03, 2014, 10:29:45 am
Quote from: Vovka on October 03, 2014, 09:43:30 am
so why you broke up with him? you were not ready for a serious relationship?
Suka))
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Ikarus on October 03, 2014, 12:16:34 pm
see it as a compliment
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 03, 2014, 12:30:09 pm
But can I suck your cock?
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: darmaster on October 03, 2014, 02:03:35 pm
a non-mental post from clockwork finally
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Wolfsblood on October 03, 2014, 03:28:50 pm
At least you dont have to see him everyday after that!

I have a co worker who said i was cute and asked if i was willing to catch for him.

I have to see him at work everyday  :cry:

Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Xant on October 03, 2014, 06:24:49 pm
Quote from: Wolfsblood on October 03, 2014, 03:28:50 pm
At least you dont have to see him everyday after that!

I have a co worker who said i was cute and asked if i was willing to catch for him.

I have to see him at work everyday  :cry:
Sounds super-duper rough, man.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Bronto on October 08, 2014, 03:45:09 pm
Quote from: Wolfsblood on October 03, 2014, 03:28:50 pm
At least you dont have to see him everyday after that!

I have a co worker who said i was cute and asked if i was willing to catch for him.

I have to see him at work everyday  :cry:

So you declined the catcher position and offered to pitch?

 :)
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Harpag on October 08, 2014, 03:53:08 pm
hehehe  next time ask Daruvian what you should do lol

Strength, Honor, and Homosexuality!
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: lombardsoup on October 08, 2014, 04:24:05 pm
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Have fun.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: BlindGuy on October 08, 2014, 04:38:03 pm
If you aren't in a relationship already, take the blowjob. Nothing wrong with having your dick sucked.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: pepejul on October 08, 2014, 04:49:01 pm
yay i agree this !

+1

Mouth is a mouth and males are best blowjobbers in the world becauze they KNOW how to do !
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: pepejul on October 08, 2014, 04:52:49 pm
Be polite with him....

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Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: jtobiasm on October 09, 2014, 01:10:57 pm
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Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Joseph Porta on October 09, 2014, 02:18:28 pm
Ou should feel sexually assaulted
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Latvian on October 09, 2014, 05:58:33 pm
i offer you friendly BJ as well
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Macropus on October 09, 2014, 07:44:55 pm
Quote from: Latvian on October 09, 2014, 05:58:33 pm
i offer you friendly BJ as well
But that doesn't even surprise me.  :)
What I described in OP did surprise me.
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: wayyyyyne on October 09, 2014, 07:52:51 pm
What about an unfriendly blowjob?
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: Butan on October 09, 2014, 07:57:21 pm
What is that? A blowjob done frowning or a blowjob with the teeth? Or both?

People need to know!
Title: Re: My former university classmate offered me a friendly blowjob
Post by: lombardsoup on October 09, 2014, 09:28:27 pm
Quote from: Butan on October 09, 2014, 07:57:21 pm
What is that? A blowjob done frowning or a blowjob with the teeth? Or both?

People need to know!

Knife to the dick and subsequent call to the popo

Don't forget to scream RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE