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Title: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on September 18, 2014, 12:51:20 am
I have achieved a new level of c-RPG sperglord-ness.  For only $22.00 (t-shirt) and/or $25.00 (phone case) plus S&H, you can join me.

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Quote from: lombardsoup on September 18, 2014, 01:33:45 am
Looks fake

It's not fake, TitsJester made the t-shirts through RedBubble and I ordered off of the website.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/argschnarbler/works/12615844-kutt-clan-logo?p=t-shirt
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: tisjester on September 18, 2014, 12:54:52 am
Dammn that is one SEXY motherfucker right there!
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Jeade on September 18, 2014, 01:04:51 am
Holy shit I just turned gay.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: lombardsoup on September 18, 2014, 01:33:45 am
Looks fake

...and if it isn't, hopefully that cotton/polyester shirt has a high thread count, not buying cheapshit walmart clothes
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Dalfador on September 18, 2014, 01:39:03 am
How'd you do it? I'd love to field the white stallion banner...
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 18, 2014, 01:39:09 am
Should be available as an iron-on patch for jeans or denim jackets.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Dooz on September 18, 2014, 01:44:18 am
It's a good thing crpg banners never change!
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Screaming Idiot on September 18, 2014, 01:58:41 am
i want your peepee in me

Also purple is the best color.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Digglez on September 18, 2014, 02:04:58 am
pretty awesome man, can you tell us how you did it or where?

Been wanting an Planetside 2 shirt for my outfit for awhile and was about to look into it
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Legs on September 18, 2014, 02:16:15 am
I thought that this was a neat idea, so I went and made some mockups to see how other banners would look...

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Pretty nice!
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on September 18, 2014, 02:20:46 am
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The Squid and Occitan shirts look really nice!
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Macropus on September 18, 2014, 02:22:49 am
Quote from: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on September 18, 2014, 02:20:46 am
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The Squid and Occitan shirts look really nice!
I feel anti-EU bias!
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: tisjester on September 18, 2014, 02:39:30 am
Quote from: Digglez on September 18, 2014, 02:04:58 am
pretty awesome man, can you tell us how you did it or where?

Been wanting an Planetside 2 shirt for my outfit for awhile and was about to look into it

I got Tanken to fork over his beautiful artwork and I put it on a site called Red Bubble.
They print anything on high quality american apparel clothing.
They also offer other fun shit like phone cases and pillows.

My KUTT shirt will be arriving shortly  :D
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on September 18, 2014, 03:38:43 am
That swagger.

I always thought the KUTT banner was one of the best. Lulzy, symbolic/abstract, but also quite specific with its bear and halberd. Bonus points for animal being there.

10/10 would burn Jerusalem on crusade with it plastered across my chest. Or. Or. Would wear on a date and then spend 45 minutes telling my

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all about my medieval internet fantasies.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Jeade on September 18, 2014, 03:45:35 am
Quote from: Legs on September 18, 2014, 02:16:15 am
I thought that this was a neat idea, so I went and made some mockups to see how other banners would look...

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Pretty nice!

Squids and Druzhina are both pretty fucking awesome.

I actually was just speaking with my agent about the NARMY apparel line, believe it or not.
Looking pretty good atm.
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Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Kalam on September 18, 2014, 03:47:26 am
Quote from: Jeade on September 18, 2014, 03:45:35 am
Squids and Druzhina are both pretty fucking awesome.

I actually just speaking with my agent about the NARMY apparel line, believe it or not.
Looking pretty good atm.
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This is the worst. Especially the FUCKING VELCRO.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Tanken on September 18, 2014, 04:40:45 am
The funny thing is, we have about 8 other members with these T-Shirts.

I just...have..to order..them...
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: lombardsoup on September 18, 2014, 04:53:23 am
Quote from: Tanken on September 18, 2014, 04:40:45 am
The funny thing is, we have about 8 other members with these T-Shirts.

I just...have..to order..them...

Why would you do this, that's like throwing money into a fire
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on September 18, 2014, 05:05:17 am
Quote from: Tanken on September 18, 2014, 04:40:45 am
The funny thing is, we have about 8 other members with these T-Shirts.

I just...have..to order..them...
I'm going to order one tomorrow, BTW.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on September 18, 2014, 05:05:45 am
Quote from: lombardsoup on September 18, 2014, 04:53:23 am
Why would you do this, that's like throwing money into a fire
Cumbreather.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Jack1 on September 18, 2014, 05:16:09 am
you can tell the picture is legit or really well made with a spice of fake. he has a WHITE STAIN on the shirt already.

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Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: lombardsoup on September 18, 2014, 05:20:20 am
Quote from: Jack1 on September 18, 2014, 05:16:09 am
you can tell the picture is legit or really well made with a spice of fake. he has a WHITE STAIN on the shirt already.

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UV light shall reveal the stains
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Johammeth on September 18, 2014, 06:14:20 am
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on September 18, 2014, 01:39:09 am
Should be available as an iron-on patch for jeans or denim jackets.

You have to press the patches on (and make them stick) by hand.

How else would we know if someone is enough of a STR crutcher to wear the purple bear?!
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Tanken on September 18, 2014, 06:21:54 am
Quote from: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on September 18, 2014, 05:05:17 am
I'm going to order one tomorrow, BTW.

I just ordered all of ours, because you were supposed to do this 3 weeks ago.

So, order one via Jester's link, jackass.

Quote from: lombardsoup on September 18, 2014, 04:53:23 am
Why would you do this, that's like throwing money into a fire

I'd rather spend $12 on a t-shirt with something that means something to me on it, than spend far more than that on shitty "Pre-Release Alpha" games on Steam that never make it past alpha or beta, and quietly escape from memory.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Tanken on September 18, 2014, 06:24:52 am
Quote from: Digglez on September 18, 2014, 02:04:58 am
pretty awesome man, can you tell us how you did it or where?

Been wanting an Planetside 2 shirt for my outfit for awhile and was about to look into it

This is one of the cheaper routes to go if you bulk-order. This is what we did.

http://www.ooshirts.com/designapp/sharing/1220435058

Sorry for double posting!
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: lombardsoup on September 18, 2014, 06:39:11 am
Quote from: Tanken on September 18, 2014, 06:21:54 am
I'd rather spend $12 on a t-shirt with something that means something to me on it, than spend far more than that on shitty "Pre-Release Alpha" games on Steam that never make it past alpha or beta, and quietly escape from memory.

STOP MAKING SENSE

...come to think of it its been almost a year since I bought anything on Steam, and its precisely due to what you mentioned.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Algarn on September 18, 2014, 11:51:59 am
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That's gold.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: gallonigher on September 18, 2014, 06:06:59 pm
Quote from: Tanken on September 18, 2014, 06:21:54 am
I just ordered all of ours, because you were supposed to do this 3 weeks ago.

So, order one via Jester's link, jackass.

I'd rather spend $12 on a t-shirt with something that means something to me on it, than spend far more than that on shitty "Pre-Release Alpha" games on Steam that never make it past alpha or beta, and quietly escape from memory.

omg do want
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Tanken on September 18, 2014, 06:08:54 pm
Quote from: gallonigher on September 18, 2014, 06:06:59 pm
omg do want

You can get one here.. http://www.ooshirts.com/designapp/sharing/1220435058

Or Jester's link; http://www.redbubble.com/people/argschnarbler/works/12615844-kutt-clan-logo?p=t-shirt
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: gallonigher on September 18, 2014, 06:20:57 pm
heheh I just ordered mine
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Teeth on September 18, 2014, 06:23:50 pm
Put this on like a grey shirt background and I'd wear it in public without even a hint of shame. Druzhina banner has always been awesome.

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Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Mallets on September 18, 2014, 07:01:34 pm
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Heraldic Shirt
weight: 0.2
body armor: 5
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Kafein on September 18, 2014, 07:13:30 pm
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swag
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Andswaru on September 18, 2014, 07:44:43 pm
Ive always dreamed of telling the world im playing DF using the MayDay Graphics pack. I need that t-shirt Kafein.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Tanken on September 19, 2014, 03:35:11 pm
I would be more than happy to help design t-shirts or other things for various clans, if that is something your clan would like. I ask no commission or anything like that.

with ooShirts if you have about 7-8 people, the price of shirts drops to $12.50 USD, and with Flat-Rate shipping envelopes, they're about another $5. You receive free shipping with 6+ shirts, but they are only sent to 1 address.

The way we did it was $18 for the Shirt + Shipping, they all get sent to me, I wear each one and rub my balls all over the collar, and then ship it in the envelope to anyone who ordered it.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Johnnyfirs on September 19, 2014, 08:06:29 pm
The logo looks like something off a real brand. Sleek purple color, proud standing bear and golden stars.

Sexy!
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: lombardsoup on September 19, 2014, 08:21:26 pm
Quote from: Tanken on September 19, 2014, 03:35:11 pm
I would be more than happy to help design t-shirts or other things for various clans, if that is something your clan would like. I ask no commission or anything like that.

with ooShirts if you have about 7-8 people, the price of shirts drops to $12.50 USD, and with Flat-Rate shipping envelopes, they're about another $5. You receive free shipping with 6+ shirts, but they are only sent to 1 address.

The way we did it was $18 for the Shirt + Shipping, they all get sent to me, I wear each one and rub my balls all over the collar, and then ship it in the envelope to anyone who ordered it.

If they wash the shirts the testicle insult is rendered useless.  There are cleaning solutions designed specifically to remove Essence de Tanken

...don't tell me you fucks just put shit on after it gets delivered
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: BlackWhite on September 19, 2014, 08:36:30 pm
Just get it tattooed next time... fuckin pussy.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: lombardsoup on September 19, 2014, 08:38:31 pm
Quote from: BlackWhite on September 19, 2014, 08:36:30 pm
Just get it tattooed next time... fuckin pussy.

Laser tattoo removal followed by skin cancer
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 19, 2014, 09:12:22 pm
I think that if you get the tattoo removed, that cancels out your exclusion from the "fuckin pussy" classification.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: lombardsoup on September 19, 2014, 09:35:32 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on September 19, 2014, 09:12:22 pm
I think that if you get the tattoo removed, that cancels out your exclusion from the "fuckin pussy" classification.

Tats are a waste of money.  If he wants to be a real douche he can buy new servers for the mod and fund the development of Melee: Battletrolls
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 19, 2014, 11:51:58 pm
Quote from: lombardsoup on September 19, 2014, 09:35:32 pm
Tats are a waste of money.  If he wants to be a real douche he can buy new servers for the mod and fund the development of Melee: Battletrolls

despite responding to each other i kinda feel like we arent having the same conversation
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: lombardsoup on September 20, 2014, 12:47:41 am
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on September 19, 2014, 11:51:58 pm
despite responding to each other i kinda feel like we arent having the same conversation

Why would one spend more than $0.00 USD on this
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Yoshi on September 20, 2014, 02:18:59 am
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Bitch magnet with this shirt on...
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Jack1 on September 20, 2014, 02:28:31 am
I got mine

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Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: Tanken on September 20, 2014, 02:32:23 am
Quote from: BlackWhite on September 19, 2014, 08:36:30 pm
Just get it tattooed next time... fuckin pussy.

I already have KUTT tattooed on my outter left forearm in purple, and a gold outline.



I am so fucking kidding, but I almost did that when I was 19. I would have regretted it, like I do with most of my other tattoos.
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: pine on September 20, 2014, 04:11:15 am
I dislike this shirt due to it being a poor representation of our true banner. The REAL banner has a dick and a ballgag!
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: lombardsoup on September 20, 2014, 04:43:57 am
Quote from: pine on September 20, 2014, 04:11:15 am
I dislike this shirt due to it being a poor representation of our true banner. The REAL banner has a dick and a ballgag!

More like some poor mook screaming in pain with a catheter shoved in his D

Get to work on that
Title: Re: A New Level of c-RPG Sperglord
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 20, 2014, 07:55:39 am
Quote from: Yoshi on September 20, 2014, 02:18:59 am
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Plumber magnet with this shirt on...