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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Captain_Skinboat on September 05, 2014, 05:47:42 am

Title: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on September 05, 2014, 05:47:42 am: An old wise squid once told me, "Wars arent only fought on the battlefield, young squidling, but in the shadows as well" Clearly Aldo and the rest of the Mb never heard that common squidian proverb. I have successfully injected a sleeper agent into the MB ranks, and he ascended to a mighty rank 9. He gained the trust and love of all of you. Even coming in teamspeak and listening to your greasy neckbeards rubbing against your shitty headset plastics. He met with me in secret day after day, night after night, feeding me intel. He would come in weeping occasionally because you were so unbearable to talk to he would cut himself. I told him that squids arent pussies and if he was going to kill himself, he might as well just do it and stop being a bitch, or stfu and complete the mission. After years of violating Mb's trust, among other things (fgts), Aldo finally let out the sleeper agent trigger phrase that no one thought he would ever say. The sleeper agent's brain clicked and he told me everything was in slow motion when Aldo said through his shitty mic, "I shaved my pubes". He jumped right into action and stole all the gold in the Mb armory. Which was only 100k (what abunch of poor fgts)

If you ever want to see this crpg gold again you will succeed to the squids and become our client state. You will pay us 85 % of all silver, armor, and weapons. Also we get to tk all mbs in na1 whenever we want for a month

You have 24 hours to comply fgts

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Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: traxits on September 05, 2014, 06:09:22 am: skinbut pls that's just 2 far man.
2far
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: ArmStrike on September 05, 2014, 06:28:31 am: where is game cop when you need one
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Pappy on September 05, 2014, 06:32:41 am: You may take our gold, and you can take our fiefs, but you will never take our freedom! Also that was uncool, it took us years of hard work to amass such a vast fortune
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Aldogalus on September 05, 2014, 06:36:05 am: MB bank used to be loaded, until one time a guy stole 190k literally 4 seconds before i could kick him. A small price we occasionally have to pay, to let all of our members and buddies stack on the ladder and utilize the armoury(which is pretty massive).
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on September 05, 2014, 06:39:34 am: y u make rank 9 if just stack? Foolish mistake
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: CALAMARI on September 05, 2014, 06:56:52 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 05, 2014, 07:09:05 am: "Bank stealing is so yesterday"
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on September 05, 2014, 08:20:26 am: BREAKING NEWS !!
We go live to the sassy, seductive, Skinboat for a press conference,

"Apparently my spy cannot give back the gold he took from the MB bank because he is not level 15. Im not sure what kind of shit dev would allow a level 1 to take money from the bank but not be able to put it back. I have implored the spy to level his character to at least level 15 and give bacjk the gold to its rightful owner. The silly spy has refused my demands and is attempting to leave the country via the Canadian border. If Mb wishes to track him down they better hurry because he is a very slippery squid with much stealth skills and high agi. Unfortunalty due to doctor patient confidentiality I cannot release his name tho, so have fun fgts"

Aldo's eyes widen. He slowly wipes the top layer (of many) of sweat off his immaculate neckbeard. He spins in his computer chair, staring intently at the piles of dirty dishes around him and the pristine bieber posters behind them, as he smashes his headset on the ground. The pieces of shitty plastic scatter around him like a sand storm as he stands and cries out to chadz, "HOW WILL I EVER AFFORD THAT RESPEC NOW!"

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Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 05, 2014, 08:42:22 am: this is retarded
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Oreo on September 05, 2014, 10:31:49 am: someone stole 100k from MB armory?
wat
kinda low, but w/e i guess..

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Bet he was shaking and sweating while he did this l0l :oops:

Wow, I can upvote and downvote now, someone teach me the ways
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 05, 2014, 01:19:26 pm: Web hosting is so yesterday!
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 05, 2014, 05:08:53 pm: I hope you give it back, we wouldn't want a spy stealing our 1mil :lol:
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Sir_Wonka on September 05, 2014, 05:15:15 pm: Quote from: Oreo on September 05, 2014, 10:31:49 am
someone stole 100k from MB armory?
wat
kinda low, but w/e i guess..

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Bet he was shaking and sweating while he did this l0l :oops:

Wow, I can upvote and downvote now, someone teach me the ways
maybe I shudnt of showed him how to down vote first.
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: CALAMARI on September 05, 2014, 05:30:37 pm: Return it via 8461 Wooden Sticks
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: StonedSteel on September 05, 2014, 08:47:53 pm: Jesus, between this event and Godly Herb, the 100k i left in MB's bank was NOT put to good use. Seriously MB , STAP GETTIN ROBBED!!!

Kinda funny though...this reminds me of when AoW first made their all-seeing-eye banner, i sniped it, and when Wes or whoever wrote saying they made it them self and worked hard on it, and asked if i would return it or stop using it.

I said sure...just pay me ONE MILLION GOLD!

They never payed, and a few days later the infamous banner-fuck-up ( where everyone had someone else banner ) happened, making my effort and cash i spent to get it...worthless.

Still, all is fair in love and war...from spying to stealing to blackmailing...its alll gud
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Aldogalus on September 06, 2014, 04:15:32 pm: Quote from: Captain_Skinboat on September 05, 2014, 06:39:34 am
y u make rank 9 if just stack? Foolish mistake
Quote from: Aldogalus on September 05, 2014, 06:36:05 am
MB bank used to be loaded, until one time a guy stole 190k literally 4 seconds before i could kick him. A small price we occasionally have to pay, to let all of our members and buddies stack on the ladder and utilize the armoury(which is pretty massive).
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on September 06, 2014, 08:19:51 pm: You dont need to be rank 9 to utilize the armory. The only thing rank 9 changes is bank payouts and "managing" the armory.
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: imisshotmail on September 06, 2014, 08:28:21 pm: you need to be rank 9 to remove items from other people using them tho
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on September 06, 2014, 08:40:29 pm: But who gives all randos that power?
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: imisshotmail on September 06, 2014, 08:51:23 pm: almost every clan does to be fair.
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 06, 2014, 09:40:25 pm: any clan that doesn't make everyone rank 9+ is retarded
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 07, 2014, 01:07:54 am: A well organized clan doesn't make everyone rank 9.
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: mcdeath on September 07, 2014, 05:43:49 pm: Coming from the clan that has 25 people at rank 10.
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 07, 2014, 06:44:59 pm: Did we ever lose our bank gold by ranking the wrong person? It's called a Republic for a reason.
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Oreo on September 07, 2014, 07:09:37 pm: Who cares, it was 100,000.

I find it funny that he worked so hard to do this though.
To be honest, I don't even know if he worked hard to do it, I'm just saying it.
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Wesleysnipes on September 07, 2014, 07:13:11 pm: Lol who says Skinboat worked hard to make this?
He's a journalist at Connecticut times.
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Oreo on September 07, 2014, 08:51:48 pm: Read the fine print.. :|
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: mcdeath on September 07, 2014, 11:56:25 pm: Ew Connecticut is one of the worst states. They wish they were like us over here in Massachusetts
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Jona on September 09, 2014, 12:11:14 am: Quote from: mcdeath on September 07, 2014, 11:56:25 pm
Ew Connecticut is one of the worst states. They wish they were like us over here in Massachusetts

Nah, to be honest most people from CT wish they were more like NYC. But really, I'd rather be a boring CT resident than have a Bahstuhn or New Yahk accent.
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: Killer on September 09, 2014, 02:55:39 am: Quote from: imisshotmail on September 06, 2014, 08:28:21 pm
you need to be rank 9 to remove items from other people using them tho
Not ur own items that u put in tho
Title: Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB
Post by: mcdeath on September 09, 2014, 04:52:11 am: Quote from: Killer on September 09, 2014, 02:55:39 am
Not ur own items that u put in tho

The point of the armory is to not use your items or have to buy other items.