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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: Batuhan_of on August 22, 2014, 01:02:54 pm

Title: Hres ready
Post by: Batuhan_of on August 22, 2014, 01:02:54 pm
come me battle im atack the ıchamur
200 bryja
200 prygan helmet
109 mail hat
50 plain round shield
82 military scene:+1
48 short faction :+2
come:
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Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Bryggan on August 22, 2014, 03:24:47 pm
You forgot to mention how many ladders and siege equipment you have.  And how 100 men can capture all the flags in a sprawling city against 2000 townsfolk, who may have peasant gear thanks to your taking advantage of another troll taking advantage of the crime 'exploit'.

And how you will defend against Jack once he gets all his gear back from aforesaid troll should the impossible happen and you take New Ichamur.

I see by the horrible time you attacked you are Europeans.  No doubt all the other Europeans in the NA map, who make a lot of effort to have battles at reasonable times, are hanging their heads in shame that they share a continent with you.
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Batuhan_of on August 22, 2014, 08:15:23 pm
city no eguipment and me tuurkey player atack na time 4:00 turky time 11:00 :D
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Erebosaither on August 22, 2014, 08:23:25 pm
he is greek!
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Batuhan_of on August 22, 2014, 08:24:25 pm
eres + veriyorum panpa :D
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Bryggan on August 22, 2014, 10:20:59 pm
You downvote me, I'll downvote you.  Ha ha! But according to Herodotus, Turkey is in Asia, so all you Euros can hold your heads up high again.  Still, it's 1:17 am my time, which means 4:17 am eastern time.  Not good.  Not good at all.

But why oh why did you come to NA map if you live so far East?  Plenty of deserted places on the Eu map you can raid.
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Batuhan_of on August 22, 2014, 11:38:27 pm
im half turkısh half german german na server okay
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: the real god emperor on August 23, 2014, 12:24:55 am
Turks so stronk not afraid of anything
Remove Murica
Erdoğan will lead us to victory

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Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Bryggan on August 23, 2014, 01:28:16 am
Ok, you up vote my post, I up vote your post.  Everyone is friends again.

Now that we are friends, I can tell you you are a scum sucking low life loser dork face dick wad dumb ass.  And as you are half german, the Europeans can no longer hold their heads high, but as you are half turk, they don't need to hang their heads low.  They will have to hold their heads in a normal position.  Except for the French, who may continue to hold their noses in the air, and the Greeks, who will need to keep staring at the ground looking for bits of copper wire or aluminum cans to help pay off their debt.

But as for Ichamur, we will have peasant gear.  We will have arrows to shoot into you, and axes to smash your ladders, and daggers to stab you in the face.  And there are far too many flags for your tiny army to capture them all.  And we have some kickass players who can kill with any weapon.  All your siege will be is a big pain in the ass for us.

And, today Jack just recaptured all the stolen gear (stupid raids!  I mean really, 2000 townsfolk just let 100 guys walk in and grab all the +3 Cherbourg plate and +3 flamberges that I spent so much on in Europe?!?).  So, if on the odd chance that nobody shows up on our side, Jack will swarm over the walls with the aforesaid plate, plus all the +3 Heraldic mail and plate and +3 great long bardiches and slaughter you all.  And then he will deal the crime rate and station a garrison, and never again will we be bothered by all you Strat trolls who just make us miserable.

Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Jack1 on August 23, 2014, 01:56:44 am
We can either have some fun duels outside the gatehouse or we can wait the time out for 30 minutes stairing at each other. Take your pick but keep in mind that you don't want to dick me over again by dropping flags or we will just shut the gatehouse. And stare at each other. Like we are spoil mates. But we're not. Because this is the internet.
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Bryggan on August 23, 2014, 05:53:13 am
Jack, you are an ass.  What some people call a Jackass.  WTF you talkin about fun? Fun is the last thing we want in strat. I still feel dirty for allowing your mercs to TK each other in the no show battle.  WE all ( by all I mean normal people like me, whereas anybody who disagrees with me is not normal) just want to win. Screw the actual fighting, the mano a mano  that makes you hero types get hard ons-= we is talking stomping the enemy and stroking our e-peen to make ourselves feel big.

My Gawd man, you are my clan mate, my faction dude and yet I d don't get you at all. 'Fun in strat'.  By chadz' bones, you missed the whole point.  No fun, just bitching and  whining. I s that so hard?
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Batuhan_of on August 23, 2014, 07:41:00 am
150 siege ladder
32 medium ladder ?
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Batuhan_of on August 23, 2014, 09:31:13 am
brygan shut up plase
small brain, brygan
Title: Re: Hres ready
Post by: Khako on August 25, 2014, 06:12:40 am
You turks got messed up by the collective power of NA. Factions at war with each other mercing on the same side.
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