Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Murmillus_Prime on August 19, 2014, 02:40:44 am
Title: What the fuck?
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on August 19, 2014, 02:40:44 am
POTATO POTATO POTATO BANANA
Title: Re: What the fuck?
Post by: Apsod on August 19, 2014, 12:04:25 pm
Murmi you can't just call Latvian a Potato.
Do you even...?
Title: Re: What the fuck?
Post by: Leshma on August 19, 2014, 10:45:51 pm
Necrophilia-Obsessed Morgue Assistant, Kenneth Douglas, Admitted To Sexually Abusing Up To 100 Corpses Over 16-Year Career (http://www.medicaldaily.com/necrophilia-obsessed-morgue-assistant-kenneth-douglas-admitted-sexually-abusing-100-298486)
Title: Re: What the fuck?
Post by: Gravoth_iii on August 20, 2014, 03:54:20 am
>I was in Mexican Prison >I loved Jesus so much, I had all his shivs and his flannel shirts >I shout out to Jesus every night, thanking him for being my homie >"Jesus is love," I say, "Jesus is life." >My white cell mate hears me and calls me a cholo >I know he was just jealous of my wifebeater from Jesus >I called him a diablo blanco >He slaps me and I turn the other cheek >I ain't crying homie, some shit just got in my eye >I lay in my bunk and it's really dark >A shadow is moving towards me >I feel something touch me >It's Jesus >I am full of joy >He whispers in my ear "Look at the hydraulics on my low rider, ese" >He grabs me with his salsa covered hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >Jesus pulls apart my ass cheeks like two tortillas >He penetrates my butt hole with his bean burrito >It hurts so much but I do it for Jesus >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Jesus >He cries out to his homies as he fills my butt with hot sauce >My white cell mate enters the cell >Jesus looks him straight in the eye and says "Que chingau bro?" >Jesus leaves, jumping over the electric fence >Jesus is love, Jesus is life
Title: Re: What the fuck?
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 22, 2014, 03:44:06 am
No 1s pays attenti0n to me I wil commit sudoku!!1!!1!11!1!1!
stream it on 4chun plz
Title: Re: What the fuck?
Post by: Ikarus on August 27, 2014, 03:20:00 am
the worst star wars game ever made
I expected a lot, but this one killed me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWDq567ULmU&t=9m4s
(click to show/hide)
I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine I'm loving Cloud City, my head's in the sky
I'm solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo. I'm Han Solo. Solo.
Yeah, I'm feeling good tonight, Finally feeling free and it feels so right, oh. Time to do the things I like, Gonna see a Princess, everything's all right, oh.
No Jabba to answer to, Ain't a fixture in the palace zoo, no. And since that carbonite's off me I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah.
Told me to get myself together Now I got myself together, yeah. Now I made it through the weather, Better days are gonna get better.
I'm so happy the carbonite is gone. I'm movin' on. I'm so happy that it's over now. The pain is gone.
I'm putting on my shades to cover up my eyes I'm jumpin' in my ride, I'm heading out tonight
I'm solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo. I'm Han Solo. Solo.
I'm picking up my blaster, put it on my side. I'm jumpin' in my Falcon Wookie at my side.
I'm solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo. I'm Han Solo. Solo.
EDIT: STORMTROOPERS DANCIN TO YMCA OH GOD
okay this is cool ahahaha darth vader vs imperator to DEADMAU5