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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Keshian on August 08, 2014, 12:58:55 am
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Thanks to some healing man-juice from Kamikaze_Joe, +3 Courser (temporarily swaybacked courser, but we expect a full recovery, Joe's man-juice is powerful tonic) has been feeling up to learning the alphabet through Joe's gentle tutelage. Writing with hooves in the sand we have picked up a few letters explaining how she became swaybacked. Obviously more are to blame than The Cooperation who were just holding her at Rindyar castle.
%A*^D^@#*O#$()S!@&*#&A$&*(A ()&)L
D R O S H A R W A Castle
Following her lead we are seeking out the weapons of mass destruction hidden in the desert that swaybacked beautiful +3 courser. She is joining our army in order to properly identify her terrorist assailants.
Furthermore it appears 15000 barbarians have been penned up inside sharwa castle - they desperately need our help to be freed to follow their true calling - going on wild crazy rampages.
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While I agree that we need to find the veterinarian within the castle, I still protest the idea of putting Joe's poor courser in the front lines.
She needs help, which can only come from us. Her poor sway back could never repel fire of that magnitude. I have full confidence, but...Joe might never recover were something to happen.
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just get ahold of yourself for fucksake kesh.
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just get ahold of yourself for fucksake kesh.
Get a hold of this dick you fucking dildo canoe
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I was thinking about building a canoe IRL. Would dildos be a buoyant and strong enough construction material?
dildo canoe
Also, if it helps my +3 Courser is an accomplished equestrian psychotherapist
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Get a hold of this dick you fucking dildo canoe
Ya whatever
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We continue to send peacekeepers into mb lands in search of clues. At times they meet resistance from the local population. We will not be deterred.