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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Donkey_Thrower on July 23, 2014, 07:41:03 pm

Title: Donkey Facts
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on July 23, 2014, 07:41:03 pm
Fact: Riding a donkey makes your team much more likely to win and thus gain multi!
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Son Of Odin on July 23, 2014, 07:44:22 pm
putting a swag cap on a donkey is not the bestest of ideas :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: sF_Guardian on July 23, 2014, 07:45:16 pm
Poor Donkey, that cap burns his head.
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on July 23, 2014, 07:46:30 pm
Fact: Donkeys are known for their swag and also yolo.  That's what scientists think attracts all of the mexican women (especially those in the tijuana area)
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on July 23, 2014, 10:10:08 pm
Fact: Donkeys are the most tactical mount known to man

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Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Battlepriest on July 23, 2014, 10:14:10 pm
Fact: The biggest donkey fan on cRPG has not yet +1'd my plated donkey suggestion

http://forum.melee.org/suggestions-corner/plated-donkey/ (http://forum.melee.org/suggestions-corner/plated-donkey/)

Y U NO
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 23, 2014, 10:16:13 pm
Quote from: Battlepriest on July 23, 2014, 10:14:10 pm
Fact: The biggest donkey fan on cRPG has not yet +1'd my plated donkey suggestion

http://forum.melee.org/suggestions-corner/plated-donkey/ (http://forum.melee.org/suggestions-corner/plated-donkey/)

Y U NO

I think the plated Donkey Charger makes a lot of sense.......
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on July 23, 2014, 10:28:45 pm
I just +1'd it and added a suggestion for heraldic donkeys!
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Mallets on July 23, 2014, 10:33:30 pm
Heraldic Donkey Chargers... oh god, oh god... jiiizzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, your Donk has epic swaggle!  Keep Donk'ing On all the haters!
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on July 23, 2014, 10:40:37 pm
Quote from: Mallets on July 23, 2014, 10:33:30 pm
Heraldic Donkey Chargers... oh god, oh god... jiiizzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, your Donk has epic swaggle!  Keep Donk'ing On all the haters!

You know how we do
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Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Mallets on July 23, 2014, 10:50:01 pm
Check this shit out!  Pretty amazing!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onolatry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onolatry)
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on July 23, 2014, 10:58:28 pm
Quote from: Mallets on July 23, 2014, 10:50:01 pm
Check this shit out!  Pretty amazing!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onolatry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onolatry)

now that's an interesting donkey fact!
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 24, 2014, 12:35:48 am
Quote from: Donkey_Thrower on July 23, 2014, 10:58:28 pm
now that's an interesting donkey fact!

Oh my god the related article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexamenos_graffito (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexamenos_graffito)

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It is alleged to be among the earliest known pictorial representations of the Crucifixion of Jesus. The image depicts a human-like figure attached to a cross and possessing the head of a donkey. To the left of the image is a young man, apparently intended to represent Alexamenos, a Roman soldier/guard, raising one hand in a gesture possibly suggesting worship. Beneath the cross is a caption written in crude Greek: Αλεξαμενος ϲεβετε θεον. ϲεβετε can be understood as a variant spelling (possibly a phonetic misspelling)[6] of Standard Greek ϲεβεται, which means "worships". The full inscription would then be translated as "Alexamenos worships [his] God". Several other sources suggest "Alexamenos worshipping God", or similar variants, as the intended translation.

The inscription is accepted by authoritative sources, such as the Catholic Encyclopedia, to be a mocking depiction of a Christian in the act of worship. The donkey's head and crucifixion would both have been considered insulting depictions by contemporary Roman society. Crucifixion continued to be used as an execution method for the worst criminals until its abolition by the emperor Constantine in the 4th century, and the impact of seeing a figure on a cross is comparable to the impact today of portraying a man with a hangman's noose around his neck or seated in an electric chair.

Hahaha holy shit. The Roman dude who made that graffito must be the ancient ancestor of chadz or chadz is Jesus or something I dunno/
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Johammeth on July 24, 2014, 12:42:51 am
Personally, I find the donkey's unnatural proportions to be a little bit.

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Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Mallets on July 24, 2014, 02:56:18 am
Quote from: Johammeth on July 24, 2014, 12:42:51 am
Personally, I find the donkey's unnatural proportions to be a little bit.

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You mean their dicks right?  Cause they are unnaturally proportioned... and it's awesome!
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Radament on July 24, 2014, 04:30:11 am
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Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on July 25, 2014, 09:41:29 pm
I'd like to paraphrase this whole site since the info is so great but I'll just let yall read it.
http://www.mikesdonkeys.co.uk/facts.html

here's a little snippet
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A donkey is stronger than a horse of the same size.
I think its time for a donkey buff!
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Mallets on July 27, 2014, 11:23:24 pm
Hahaha!  That's awesome!

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Donkeys don't like being kept on their own although a single donkey will live quite happily with goats.

Which is why everyone should spawn in on donks, rather than horses.  Either that... or add goats to cRPG!
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Tojo on July 28, 2014, 07:05:45 am
Goats would be great for Crpg! They would be able to charge and deal blunt damage
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: Battlepriest on July 28, 2014, 07:30:34 am
Quote from: Tojo on July 28, 2014, 07:05:45 am
Goats would be great for Crpg! They would be able to charge and deal blunt damage

We actually used to have goats...
Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: bensai on July 28, 2014, 11:28:59 am
Another fun donkey fact:

During WWI, John Simpson Kirkpatrick and his mate Dick Henderson used donkeys to bring wounded back to the medical specialists!
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During the War in Afghanistan, many brave donkeys answered the call to Jihad and carried self-detonated explosive devises behind Infidel lines to gain access to eternal paradise through salak'ah mackmed!

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Title: Re: Donkey Facts
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 29, 2014, 07:49:51 am
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+3 Champion Donkey if I ever saw one.