There have been many speculations and theories about who is ACTUALLY funding Kesh and the barbarians. Well, the answer is pretty obvious. Speculations of the UIF funding Kesh, blasphemous. Squids, wrong again. Kesh himself? That must be the logical answer right? Wrong again.
We have all had the sheets pulled over our eyes, oblivious to the truth. Tonight, I draw the line, and reveal the TRUE source of the barbarian armies. It is none other than The Valorous Crusaders of Acre.
Now now, before people start sperging shenanigans and other spergy things, I will connect the dots. Tonight, the barbarians attacked Shulus and their army was geared with transitional armor, sugarloafs, and other plate armor.
Now here is the reasoning. It all started long ago, second in command James hatched a devious plot, to kill king Reinhardt, and usurp the throne. It worked without problem, and the people obeyed the throne. Then the events of strat 4 paired an unlikely combo together, James and Kesh, in the making of a friendship stronger than anyone thought. The FCC ruled and strat 4 came to an end, with James and Kesh hating each other, or so we thought. Now strat 5 is in effect. With flocks of EU's coming to NA because the remaining factions in EU are pussies and grouped up together rather than fight each other, to sit out the remainder of strat jerking each other, but that's a different story. The NA strat is very 'interesting' with factions jumping in to fight the squids in this glorious lemming train called the ASA. But deep in the halls of Sungetche Castle, Kesh and James plotted together. James had a feigned interest in the Kalmar Union out of necessity rather than want, while Kesh was not content sitting in the Steppes. So they concluded that the Kalmar Union must be eliminated, and they would supply the gear. Soon, carts of armor and weapons began pouring into Ichamur, it was one stop shopping. Armies walk in unarmed, and walk out shiney. So now the barbarians are plundering and raping the Kalmar villages and armies. With no end in sight, the NA shitlord factions watch on in horror as James and Kesh, friends once again, will rule strat 5 and dominate the map once again.
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This has been Strat Education 101, class dismissed.