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Title: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 16, 2014, 06:15:58 am
that about sums it up folks, durrin castle is mine, any man who tries to take it will get the dick (or do u want 2 sell it 2 me badplayer-kun?)

p.s. this only applies for daruvian, not all of frisia

but hey don't worry economy is bad enough that i will never actually be able to attack them, please fucking reset strat with the old values you fucking jizz herding devs
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Lemon_ on June 16, 2014, 06:35:01 am
give them run
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Sparvico on June 16, 2014, 06:55:46 am
The south gobblin king will rise again!
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: njames89 on June 16, 2014, 07:31:49 am
As he looked out over the walls at Yruma James swore he heard the wind whisper "Come on and slam and welcome to the jam...."
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: chesterotab on June 16, 2014, 07:33:58 am
Everybody get up, it's time...

Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: StonedSteel on June 16, 2014, 03:13:47 pm
Reset Strat
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Aye_Chingao on June 16, 2014, 05:03:16 pm
I thought that we were pretty much already at war, but none of our men wanted to touch you.  We're more afraid of your AIDS than your blades.
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: CALAMARI on June 16, 2014, 05:06:15 pm
Economy is fine... but if you want to make it better; Ask for more NA fiefs to be added. 180EU to 109NA is crap. Especially when you consider ~15% of the EU populous is now on NA.

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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Bronto on June 16, 2014, 05:21:16 pm
Quote from: SQUIDNAUGHT on June 16, 2014, 05:06:15 pm
Also report Daruvian for team wounds whenever possible.   

^ THIS LOL!

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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Mae. on June 16, 2014, 06:11:25 pm
Your DJ is waiting
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Bryggan on June 16, 2014, 07:16:53 pm
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2 man factions are deadly
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: chesterotab on June 16, 2014, 10:42:22 pm
Quote from: Mae. on June 16, 2014, 06:11:25 pm
Your DJ is waiting

Shout out to DJ Barbecue
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Thryn on June 16, 2014, 11:44:46 pm
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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Keshian on June 17, 2014, 12:41:55 am
Quote from: anotherGhost on June 16, 2014, 11:44:46 pm
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That girl on the right looks fiercely angry for some reason?  Also, cyclopean.
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Taser on June 17, 2014, 04:59:50 am
Quote from: Bronto on June 16, 2014, 05:21:16 pm
Even Rhalzo and I (2 man faction that we are) took a castle and are readying for a village. Nerd harder Daruvian and don't be a pussyboi and buy something with looms and gold.

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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 17, 2014, 06:57:05 am
durrin castle is mine, back off now gforce, or face my wrath

let your loss with 3k troops be an omen to you
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Bronto on June 17, 2014, 02:33:24 pm
Quote from: Taser on June 17, 2014, 04:59:50 am
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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 17, 2014, 09:50:05 pm
it touches my GOBBLIN heart to see such support for the REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

most of all from my beloved and reliable DJ, like a loyal hound

none of this would have happened without you <3
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: CALAMARI on June 17, 2014, 09:53:11 pm
Put some damn gold in your village
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 17, 2014, 09:59:12 pm
oh ok ty
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Bryggan on June 17, 2014, 10:14:06 pm
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on June 17, 2014, 09:50:05 pm
it touches my GOBBLIN heart to see such support for the REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

most of all from my beloved and reliable DJ, like a loyal hound

none of this would have happened without you <3
I guess this means that the collective trollness of G-Force outstrips Daruvian's individual trollness.  Well done G-Force.
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 17, 2014, 10:15:36 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on June 17, 2014, 10:14:06 pm
I guess this means that the collective trollness of G-Force outstrips Daruvian's individual trollness.  Well done G-Force.

what the fuck are you even saying
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Horns_Archive on June 18, 2014, 12:40:12 am
I'm gone for three fucking days and I missed prime nerd drama! God Damn It!
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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Bryggan on June 18, 2014, 01:12:15 am
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on June 17, 2014, 10:15:36 pm
what the fuck are you even saying
Oh sorry, I might have given the impression that I thought that people joined the defense of the AI castle because they found G-Force more annoying than you.  But of course what I really meant was people went to the defense because they love and admire you, and truly wish for you to succeed.
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Sauce on June 18, 2014, 11:55:06 pm
Duke BBQ Checkin in me'lord...

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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Thryn on June 19, 2014, 03:54:19 am
Quote from: Sauce on June 18, 2014, 11:55:06 pm
Duke BBQ Checkin in me'lord...

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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on June 19, 2014, 10:01:10 am
Quote from: Keshian on June 17, 2014, 12:41:55 am
That girl on the right looks fiercely angry for some reason?  Also, cyclopean.

She's super serious about her craft
Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Thryn on June 20, 2014, 04:52:01 am
I'm determined to get this shit going on Daruvian's thread

daruvian declares war twerks on gforce mafia

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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 29, 2014, 09:18:48 pm
NEWSFLASH UPDATE


DARUVIAN DECLARES WAR ON LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMEN

 FOR DESECRATING THE GOBBLIN HOLY LAND OF DURRIN CASTLE
LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMEN PICTURED BELOW

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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: CALAMARI on June 29, 2014, 09:26:56 pm
KRAKEN GUARD FORM; DEFEND OUR INTRESTS

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Title: Re: daruvian declares war on gforce mafia
Post by: Switchtense on June 29, 2014, 09:29:57 pm
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on June 29, 2014, 09:18:48 pm
LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMEN PICTURED BELOW

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Damn Jews!