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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dexxtaa on June 01, 2014, 07:18:11 am

Title: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 01, 2014, 07:18:11 am
Tribe War. We took the initiative to hit them where it hurts: their little teepees and totems; where they sleep n' pray.
During the raid itself, we found no one as we set out to strike out at their village based on the horrible business of warfare (whereas ours was built on military success, very different things).

Mae then sent carrier pigeon to us (we call it "The Team Language Speaking Platform") that the base was being raided, where she fell valiantly. Vaermii and the others set out to rescue the warrior princess, while the demo guys (dexxt & Omega) finished off the rest of the base.

Vaermii took the kills on the entire 3-4 man raiding party (it's hard to tell over carrier pigeon) as they got there. Omega and I meanwhile, got ambushed by two men crawling in the dirt. While I was setting up my prehistoric demolition charges (aka a hatchet), Omega calls out the two dirt-crawlers right as I get my legs tangled and binded in a set of bolas, thrown by our ambushers.

While I'm dicking around with the strings trying to get untied, Omega, springs forth as majestic in the god-rays-of-Nvidia as a unicorn in the sunset and drives the point of his spear (the metal one) into our enemies' guts, ending the brief engagement.

The Stomping Land. Train with bros, hunt with bros, ride with bros.

Raiding party; Dexxt, Rhuell, Weebs, Vaermii, Mechwarrior (Omega)
Home defense matron; Mae
Not sure where he was but saw lots of kills from his activity; Ash Tre

Images of the raiding party approach!
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Other, not so cool (okay, they're pretty sweet) images that don't really focus on the teamplay aspect (and who cares about super cool carnivore feeding frenzy when there's no teamwork, amirite):

Vaermii about to get nerded by our lizard patrol (we just lured the Carnosauruses there, he aggro'd them, not our problem).
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And my personal steed, Tamara The Carno Cutie. Not a Corgi but she's a close second!
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Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 01, 2014, 07:44:16 am
What the hell is going on...

You should play this, it's a real game, for men.

http://dinostorm.com/en/

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I should probably add this...

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/524168447/the-stomping-land
Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on June 01, 2014, 07:47:47 am
Stealth patch; chadz added dinosaurs.

Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 01, 2014, 07:50:39 am
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On another note, here are some concept videos! It's in like alphalphalpha. Alpha out the bunghole. Yours, specifically. That's right, reader. Your. Bunghole.

It positively bleeds alpha out that buttcrack. Besides, at the time of most of this video, it was literally one guy with a vision. A prehistoric vision.



That said, it's fuuuun with friends.
Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Tanken on June 01, 2014, 08:10:22 am
I looked into this.

The only reason I considered getting it was that I could finally experience my fantasy of being captured by big hairy men, dragged through mud for 20 minutes, put in a cage and get to experience the video game life of a prisoner in some tribal camp.



You can do that in this game.

Also, why is this in General Discussion?
Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 01, 2014, 09:24:32 am
Quote from: Tank Burner on June 01, 2014, 08:10:22 am
I looked into this.

The only reason I considered getting it was that I could finally experience my fantasy of being captured by big hairy men, dragged through mud for 20 minutes, put in a cage and get to experience the video game life of a prisoner in some tribal camp.



You can do that in this game.

Also, why is this in General Discussion?

You forgot about being "water boarded in the sea salts of the prehistoric ocean," which I hear is lovely for your complexion.

I oopsed the post. I figure someone is gonna mute me and move this shortly, so why do the heavy lifting?
Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Angantyr on June 01, 2014, 01:18:24 pm
Pretty excited about this game, prehistorical coop survival game with an emphasis on big game hunting.

Does it live up to its potential?
Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Mae. on June 02, 2014, 12:35:06 am
ankylosaurus.
Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Lemon_ on June 02, 2014, 03:07:48 am
So good I had to +1 on both  my accounts  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Dexxtaa on June 02, 2014, 05:26:14 am
Quote from: Angantyr on June 01, 2014, 01:18:24 pm
Pretty excited about this game, prehistorical coop survival game with an emphasis on big game hunting.

Does it live up to its potential?

The gameplay videos are further along than the content that's been released to the public for now.

This game is incredible, but right now it's pretty sparse as far as long-term gameplay is concerned. But it's good enough that Rhuell had to hold me back from spending another 10 hour session which would've had me burn out before it developed into something better.
Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Mae. on June 02, 2014, 05:30:34 pm
who's dick did you have to suck to keep this in general discussion?
Title: Re: Stomp. Those. Lands.
Post by: Joseph Porta on June 02, 2014, 05:32:51 pm
Quote from: Dexxtaa on June 01, 2014, 07:18:11 am


Raiding party; Dexxt, Rhuell, Weebs, Vaermii, Mechwarrior (Omega)
Home defense matron cooking slave; Mae
Not sure where he was but saw lots of kills from his activity; Ash Tre

There, fixed for you!