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Title: Thank you...
Post by: Porkthegreat on May 19, 2014, 06:17:02 am
   To all the naysayers, haters, doubtful ones from my last ban thread.  I just want to say thank you.   Thank you for making yourselves look as stupid and inbred as you actually are.

To San:  Thank you for still being biased against Hospberglars.  I didn't realize how much hate was in your heart.  I know a good therapist.

To Horns:  Thank you for riding so many a dick for the team....Someone has to do it, but you take it like a champ, with so much vigor and enthusiasm. "Considering gomer just got permabanned for a bull shit ban thread makes me believe this isn't going to end nicely for you."  I made it past the age of thirteen, and It only took me one try to get through the 5th grade.  Looks like you and Gomer have much in common.  Maybe some day you can join him in the new mod CRPG 1.5 - Age of The Permabanned.  I hear its a great game.

Torchy:  Rekt, looks like you got a mute and a ban also for having a racist name and not being able to shut your cum flled gills.  Well played.

Dwarvesta: Thank you for being there to witness these atrocities, even if it was your first day playing a bundle of sticks horse archer.  I still love you.

Mae:  Didn't realize you were a lady, dont really have much to say about you other than I love your Satan Kitty icon  <3

Holiday:  Great job on the copy and paste of what I had previously typed in the same thread.  I know it took you all day to figure out how to do that, but you did it...Your one liner "Is this a ban thread or a I'm really shitty at the game and cry about everything thread?" says it all.  You're an old woman who just cant resist staying out of peoples business, and on top of that your clever one liner has never been heard in a gaming community up until this point.  You are original, you are a superstar.

Cain:  Thank you for your support my friend...Maybe one day if I manage to get as drunk as you that night, I'll take you up on the offer...I will wash your back...then I will hug your back.  Whatever that means.

SugarHoe:  Your 2 cents that you added to the ban thread pulled it all together.  "Date Registered: June 23, 2013, 02:27:53 am" fuckin noob.  I could swear you are in Holidays old lady bridge club with your need to chime in on things that have nothing to do with you.

Artyem:  Thank you for your wisdom, Intelligence, and final judgement.  I would have liked to see the other perpetrator Illuminati_ banned, but I respect your decision.


To anyone else who wants to TW and TK me:  I dont go around looking to be a dildo, but I'm tired of this shit.  Just place nice, and I will do the same. 


Once Again  I cant thank you all enough.
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Post by: Holiday203 on May 19, 2014, 07:16:30 am
So is this a general discussion thread or a I like to cry about everything thread? I guess these two just go together.
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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 20, 2014, 03:11:57 am
Its a thank you thread.   Thank you.
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Post by: Dooz on May 20, 2014, 03:14:15 am
thank you
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Post by: Apollo on May 20, 2014, 03:18:11 am
Go back to the shithole you crawled out from, the last thing we need in crpg is more of you.
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Post by: Artyem on May 20, 2014, 03:24:25 am
what
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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 20, 2014, 03:27:20 am
Twat?  If you take me half way serious....you have real life problems.
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Post by: San on May 20, 2014, 03:27:25 am
All I did was ask a question for more info, never knew of you until the other day.
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Post by: MURDERTRON on May 20, 2014, 03:29:02 am
Thanks for being shit.

Am I doing this right?
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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 20, 2014, 03:35:46 am
Good job murder, but you need to be a little bit more insulting.

I've known you San for years  *watches from shadows*
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Post by: Tojo on May 20, 2014, 03:36:55 am
Who is this guy?
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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 20, 2014, 03:42:26 am
Been around awhile....went on a crusade.  I am back to reclaim what is rightfully mine....My throne....The toilet of thinkery

 I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 20, 2014, 03:49:24 am
blow me, you cant just go around being rude to everyone, you fucking spunk butler

i intentionally tk'ed you the other day and it was the best thing ive done in crpg in at least a week

you want a fight, pick on someone who wants one you shit blowing colon cleaner
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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 20, 2014, 03:52:39 am
*gets down on knees* Im ready big boy....haaaaapppppy biiiirrrrrthday Mr......Goblin King.......Im actually very nice and enjoyable to be around.

Satanic statement #4 - Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
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Post by: Tojo on May 20, 2014, 04:00:20 am
blow me, you cant just go around being rude to everyone, you fucking spunk butler

i intentionally tk'ed you the other day and it was the best thing ive done in crpg in at least a week

you want a fight, pick on someone who wants one you shit blowing colon cleaner


Unleash the GOBLINS!!!!
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Post by: Johammeth on May 20, 2014, 04:02:17 am
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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 20, 2014, 04:04:34 am
The difference between you and me....I don't need hordes of goons backing me to feel good.  Bring it on 13 year olds.  I have all your justin beaver and Selana Gomez albums....I will burn them if i must.  I am better than you.  Not in game, but in real life. 

A wolf does not lose sleep over the opinions of sheep.
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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 20, 2014, 04:10:57 am
you think these people back me? what kind of an ignorlameass are you
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Post by: Lord_Derpington on May 20, 2014, 04:14:07 am
Is it just me, or is this guy but hurt?
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Post by: Dooz on May 20, 2014, 04:15:57 am
thank you
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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 20, 2014, 04:22:46 am
http://forum.melee.org/na-%28official%29/ban-shb_big_nat_mouth-illuminati/

I don't have anything else to say.  You make yourselves look stupid on your own accord.
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Post by: Ramza on May 20, 2014, 04:35:53 am
I... I can't

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Post by: Cain on May 20, 2014, 04:45:50 am
Thanks for the heads up to me!
Also go easy guys.
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Post by: SMEGMAR on May 20, 2014, 09:08:44 am
And I thought I was an angsty my old friendlord.
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Post by: Joseph Porta on May 20, 2014, 09:59:29 am
Yesterday I went to school, it was OK. Just a regular day, nothing special happened, until I went bto the grocery's - oh my.  As I turned the corner into a shopping lane I was face to face with this.. this women, if you'd like to call it that. Her face looked like it got an overdose of botox, and I mean the kind that starts an infection. HOLY SHIT - I literally jumped off my feet because our faces were about 25 centimeters from eachother. I felt bad for her and was ashamed of my reaction as it must've hurt her feelings. But MY GOD that face, holy shit. I then went home to just chill-a-bit and play some Dark Souls 2 and c-rpg.

All in all an OK day.

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Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on May 20, 2014, 03:58:36 pm
NA drama never fails to impress  :lol:
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Post by: Thryn on May 20, 2014, 05:42:06 pm
I just want to say to San:  Thank you riding so many racist cum flled bundle of sticks horse Satan ban thread superstar drunk old lady Illuminati_ dildos.

wat

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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 20, 2014, 06:09:28 pm
So you stopped playing for more than a year but still hold grudges this strong?

Uninstall crpg and call a therapist, dude. That's not normal.  :cry:
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 20, 2014, 06:21:59 pm
Pork I don't really understand how you come back after 2 years and immediately start having problems with people.  I have to think your attitude is somehow related to the actions happening.  You seem to have a very "us vs them" mentality, where everyone is out to get you or Hospitallers in general.  I can assure you that is not the case. 

But there are a lot of trolls in this game (just like any other online community) and when they see a weakness, people will jump on it.  Having thin skin or thinking everyone is out to get you, will certainly open the flood gates for people to exploit those feelings. 

Also I don't think San is biased against us spergs, he's a good admin and seems very level headed to me. 
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Post by: Goretooth on May 20, 2014, 06:23:11 pm
 
To San:  is the good admin and isn't biased. He likes math too

To Horns:  dunno you but hey

Torchy:  some moron on the forums

Dwarvesta: hobbit

Mae:  Anders admin special

Holiday:  Great person to fight on the server

Cain:  Drunk hillbilly Cain

SugarHoe:  Hey look at me I play crpg give me attention plz

Artyem:  Dracul?


There you go.
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Post by: Nightmare798 on May 20, 2014, 06:33:14 pm
What is this shit? I dont even...
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Post by: Dooz on May 20, 2014, 06:44:18 pm
hey thanks a bunch!
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Post by: Thryn on May 20, 2014, 06:52:25 pm
So these are the new players that everyone's trying to get to play?
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 20, 2014, 07:20:24 pm
So these are the new players that everyone's trying to get to play?

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Post by: Novamere on May 20, 2014, 07:45:28 pm
Who is this guy in game?
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Post by: Tibe on May 20, 2014, 08:01:35 pm
Good attitude man. My favorite was where u tried to prove some guys post irrelevant based on his registration date, not to mention u seem to hate small clans and u have some seriuslly wierd loveobsession over hospitallers. Dude? U okay?
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 20, 2014, 08:16:27 pm
Oh, cool! Do we have one of them NA Jerry Springer threads goin'?

Let's put some music on, we need just the right background tune for this!

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Post by: Thryn on May 20, 2014, 08:55:05 pm
Who is this guy in game?

Porkfork, I believe.

inb4 tk thread
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Post by: Moncho on May 20, 2014, 09:07:28 pm
Since Panos is muted, I feel like someone should post this image
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Post by: Novamere on May 20, 2014, 10:03:07 pm
Seems like just another nobody trying so hard to become a somebody.
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Post by: Screaming Idiot on May 20, 2014, 10:30:51 pm
So you stopped playing for more than a year but still hold grudges this strong?

Uninstall crpg and call a therapist, dude. That's not normal.  :cry:

What she said. Damn m8, don't fret so much over minor things that people you barely did to you which happened nearly three years ago.  :|


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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 21, 2014, 02:10:10 am
Nah it just goes to show some things never change in the NA "community"....I had actually been playing longer than 2011, but it is when I got fed up and had to make my very first ban thread.

If you noticed the number of my posts....It was 10 until I had come back and decided these peasants need defending and deserve justice.  Just felt like calling out a few fucktards then watching them scramble to reply.  Most had very original retorts such as "butthurt",  "nerd", and some form of the overused "crying gamer nerd".  Message me only if your I.Q. is larger than your shoe size. 

Like: The amount of new players I see every game.
         The combat
         Character customization
       
Dislike: The fact these new players are 'trolled' when they ask for help.
             Being bumped then slashed, shot or bumped again.
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Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 21, 2014, 02:23:01 am
Nah it just goes to show some things never change in the NA "community"....I had actually been playing longer than 2011, but it is when I got fed up and had to make my very first ban thread.

If you noticed the number of my posts....It was 10 until I had come back and decided these peasants need defending and deserve justice.  Just felt like calling out a few fucktards then watching them scramble to reply.  Most had very original retorts such as "butthurt",  "nerd", and some form of the overused "crying gamer nerd".  Message me only if your I.Q. is larger than your shoe size. 



People aren't really defending the accused in your ban-thread. They're just commenting on you coming across as an un-funny person trying to be overly facetious and funny. It's not working at all for you. You can do one of a few things:

You could attempt to change your behavior and continue posting. You do the same thing on NA1 from what I've seen, and it's sort of stupid.

You could refuse to try and change your behavior and continue posting. It'd be sort of funny, and it has a small chance of making a very few nerds mad, but probably will not. Don't make the mistake of assuming that just because someone has called you a nasty name or defamed you that they are angry. You can easily call someone a jizz-jester in a calm manner.

You could just stop posting. That'd probably be the option I'd suggest.

There are very few people that give two shits if you're a Hospitaller or not. Don't create an us V them dichotomy. There are also very few people that legitimately care if you've been playing this game for a long duration. People just don't like it when you insult people in a very crass manner, but one that still fails to be humorous. You need to have "earned" that right by being funny, friendly, endearing, or really gay in the past. I've taken the last option.
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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 21, 2014, 02:32:41 am
Ok Mom....I should have been born an EU.   Most NA couldnt find their way out of a wet paper bag. 

I would suggest something for you, it would make crpg a better place....but it would lead to a ban on my part and I'm smarter than that.  : ) 

If you special kids have missed the whole point...Its that you need to follow the rules that have been put in place to make this game fair and fun.  Quit being such trolls and tking and twing others for your enjoyment.  I'm sure most of these new players have little to no clue about the forums and how to punish you scrubs because people like you and you're friends make the game much less enjoyable to play. 

Like: The amount of new players I see every game.
         The combat
         Character customization
       
Dislike: The fact these new players are 'trolled' when they ask for help.
             Being bumped then slashed, shot or bumped again.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 21, 2014, 03:08:00 am
If you special kids have missed the whole point...Its that you need to follow the rules that have been put in place to make this game fair and fun.  Quit being such trolls and tking and twing others for your enjoyment.  I'm sure most of these new players have little to no clue about the forums and how to punish you scrubs because people like you and you're friends make the game much less enjoyable to play. 

The ban request forum has rules too, and you didn't follow them. Putting your opinions and attitude on show, going off-topic, and insulting others won't make your ban thread successful.

It will lead to the thread getting closed before a decision is reached. You may get warned or muted. People will take you less seriously because you are acting a fool.

Please stop acting a fool, yo.
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Post by: San on May 21, 2014, 03:13:52 am
I don't think anyone's out to get you or anything. I was trying to help, but I had to be absolutely sure what occurred since bans aren't to be treated lightly. I had to have some things clarified since I was confused about some events, such as the lack of an hp decrease from the first to second screenshots, damage dealt, and the time. The first screenshot and Big Nat's response were good enough, but it was difficult to tell what happened with illuminati and needed more details, especially since when I imagine him teamhitting me, it would probably deal 80%+ (which is why I mentioned the damage). I'm a bit overly cautious for bans after midnight since we all make poor decisions that late and stupid mess happens.

Overall, Artyem made the right decision based on the info presented, and there's not much more that can be said.
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Post by: Porkthegreat on May 21, 2014, 03:17:38 am
I just want people to think before they decide to go on a TWing TKing spree.  Believe it or not there are still people out there that ENJOY this game.  Just be aware.  I dont put up with anyone's shit.  I think you should tell this to the people who decide they need to chime in on a ban post that does not relate to them whatsoever.

I was up in arms about you San because I've seen people banned for much less, and I feel It shouldn't take an act of congress to get things done.  I understand your reasoning and decision.

I am glad I could get the community talking and so much attention paid to an Issue that i feel so deeply about.  I want to keep this mod alive...I love this game. : D
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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 21, 2014, 04:58:23 am
there are still people out there that ENJOY this game.

lol

no
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Post by: Thryn on May 21, 2014, 05:48:49 am
I only play so I have an excuse to look at forums so I can see the insults that Daruvian comes up with.

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Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 21, 2014, 08:22:17 am
I just want people to think before they decide to go on a TWing TKing spree.  Believe it or not there are still people out there that ENJOY this game.  Just be aware.  I dont put up with anyone's shit.  I think you should tell this to the people who decide they need to chime in on a ban post that does not relate to them whatsoever.

I was up in arms about you San because I've seen people banned for much less, and I feel It shouldn't take an act of congress to get things done.  I understand your reasoning and decision.

I am glad I could get the community talking and so much attention paid to an Issue that i feel so deeply about.  I want to keep this mod alive...I love this game. : D

I made a post here but fuck that shit.

Just please take the quote code out of your sig, it makes it difficult to shitpost you.

Edit: Alright sweet you took the quote out of your sig. Thanks. I seem to have forgotten what inane bullshit I posted towards you. Dayum shame.

I guess all that is left to be done is to post a hyperbolic le epic meme image

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Post by: Nightmare798 on May 21, 2014, 12:54:40 pm
I only play so I have an excuse to look at forums so I can see the insults that Daruvian comes up with.

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For some rason I have read ¨spunk butter¨ and was immediatelly disgusted...
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Post by: Dooz on May 21, 2014, 02:56:24 pm
thank yeeeeee
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Post by: Thryn on May 21, 2014, 04:22:23 pm
Pork's posts
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Post by: Rhalzo on May 22, 2014, 07:38:14 am
You're all doing a great job. I'm so proud of each and every one of you. Keep up the great work!
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Post by: Bronto on May 22, 2014, 07:31:03 pm
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 23, 2014, 12:11:20 am
I was up in arms about you San because I've seen people banned for much less, and I feel It shouldn't take an act of congress to get things done.  I understand your reasoning and decision.

In-game, admins who witness the event can punish immediately since they know what happened. On the forums, ban threads can take a while to be processed. People can (and do) post misleading screenshots to try and get a personal enemy banned or just to troll some random player they don't even know. The server logs don't update immediately, you may have to wait a day or two for an admin to look into it because until then they have no more insight than anyone else browsing the forums. As long as you are patient and post sincerely in the ban section, your requests will carry more weight. If you develop a track record that shows you are reporting only people that deserve to be banned, then your word does count more than than the average player.

I can understand your frustration, but being patient and persistent will get you much farther than complaining and flaming other posters in the ban thread. Just report them and move on. People who abuse the ban section get warned and muted. The boy who cries wolf will get his god damn tongue ripped out for being a little bitch.

Hope this helps.  :wink:
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Post by: Tojo on May 27, 2014, 04:02:11 pm
Congrats guys... we did it. PORK now has a red light saber and has joined the dark side of the force. *golf clap*
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Post by: Thryn on May 27, 2014, 06:26:05 pm
Congrats guys... we did it. PORK now has a red light saber and has joined the dark side of the force. *golf clap*

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Post by: Rebelyell on May 27, 2014, 07:25:06 pm
   To all the naysayers, haters, doubtful ones from my last ban thread.  I just want to say thank you.   Thank you for making yourselves look as stupid and inbred as you actually are.

To San:  Thank you for still being biased against Hospberglars.  I didn't realize how much hate was in your heart.  I know a good therapist.

To Horns:  Thank you for riding so many a dick for the team....Someone has to do it, but you take it like a champ, with so much vigor and enthusiasm. "Considering gomer just got permabanned for a bull shit ban thread makes me believe this isn't going to end nicely for you."  I made it past the age of thirteen, and It only took me one try to get through the 5th grade.  Looks like you and Gomer have much in common.  Maybe some day you can join him in the new mod CRPG 1.5 - Age of The Permabanned.  I hear its a great game.

Torchy:  Rekt, looks like you got a mute and a ban also for having a racist name and not being able to shut your cum flled gills.  Well played.

Dwarvesta: Thank you for being there to witness these atrocities, even if it was your first day playing a bundle of sticks horse archer.  I still love you.

Mae:  Didn't realize you were a lady, dont really have much to say about you other than I love your Satan Kitty icon  <3

Holiday:  Great job on the copy and paste of what I had previously typed in the same thread.  I know it took you all day to figure out how to do that, but you did it...Your one liner "Is this a ban thread or a I'm really shitty at the game and cry about everything thread?" says it all.  You're an old woman who just cant resist staying out of peoples business, and on top of that your clever one liner has never been heard in a gaming community up until this point.  You are original, you are a superstar.

Cain:  Thank you for your support my friend...Maybe one day if I manage to get as drunk as you that night, I'll take you up on the offer...I will wash your back...then I will hug your back.  Whatever that means.

SugarHoe:  Your 2 cents that you added to the ban thread pulled it all together.  "Date Registered: June 23, 2013, 02:27:53 am" fuckin noob.  I could swear you are in Holidays old lady bridge club with your need to chime in on things that have nothing to do with you.

Artyem:  Thank you for your wisdom, Intelligence, and final judgement.  I would have liked to see the other perpetrator Illuminati_ banned, but I respect your decision.


To anyone else who wants to TW and TK me:  I dont go around looking to be a dildo, but I'm tired of this shit.  Just place nice, and I will do the same. 


Once Again  I cant thank you all enough.
dude give them run
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Post by: Dooz on May 28, 2014, 11:01:47 pm
psssst, psst, hey. hey thanks.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 29, 2014, 12:22:09 am
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Post by: Ikarus on May 29, 2014, 04:18:48 am
An honorable and great way to end the thread, lord armpit

also I´ve lost most of my braincells due to this abomination