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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: pepejul on May 15, 2014, 12:55:49 pm

Title: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: pepejul on May 15, 2014, 12:55:49 pm: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27407932

Enjoy that Meow !
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Prpavi on May 15, 2014, 12:58:26 pm
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: IR_Kuoin on May 15, 2014, 01:54:46 pm: Looks like we found the identity of Super-Cat
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Angantyr on May 15, 2014, 02:52:36 pm: Interesting. Lends credibility to the story I once heard from my old biology teacher, that of two full grown male robbers getting chased away by two Norwegian forest cats while robbing an old woman in her home, in either Denmark or Norway.
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Vibe on May 15, 2014, 02:54:04 pm: Quote from: Angantyr on May 15, 2014, 02:52:36 pm
Interesting. Lends credibility to the story I once heard from my old biology teacher, that of two full grown male robbers getting chased away by two Norwegian forest cats while robbing an old woman in her home, in either Denmark or Norway.

well, norwegian forest cats are pretty big :D
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Angantyr on May 15, 2014, 03:02:51 pm: Yeah, not too fun to tackle with I'm sure, and these two were purportedly two big male veterans aswell. I have had my entire underarm ripped by a cat once, wasn't too pleasant.

Great argument for surveillance cameras on every street corner, btw..

You know what the entire domestic NSA spy campaign has yielded in evvul terrorists? One African who sent 8500 dollars to some organization in the Middle-East, which happens to be on this month's terrorlist (constructed entirely outside the judicial system), though the NSA director initially claimed 44 cases.. Totally justified.
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: IR_Kuoin on May 15, 2014, 03:17:57 pm: My aunt had a forest cat once, it only came home for around 1 or 2 hours then went out into the forest. One day he never returned. Guess the call from the forest was too much. Also he was pretty big indeed.
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Vibe on May 15, 2014, 03:18:57 pm: Quote from: IR_Kuoin on May 15, 2014, 03:17:57 pm
My aunt had a forest cat once, it only came home for around 1 or 2 hours then went out into the forest. One day he never returned. Guess the call from the forest was too much. Also he was pretty big indeed.

probably killed a bear and thought "eh why should I return, I have enough food for a few years"
Title: Cat saves dog from kid
Post by: Xant on May 16, 2014, 02:42:38 pm
Title: Re: Cat saves dog from kid
Post by: Prpavi on May 16, 2014, 02:44:16 pm: http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/cat-vs-dog-cat-wins/
Title: Re: Cat saves dog from kid
Post by: [ptx] on May 16, 2014, 02:49:27 pm: Good going, Xant, this has only been all over FB, 9gag, imgur, reddit and everywhere else, even TV, for the past couple of days.
Title: Re: Cat saves dog from kid
Post by: Xant on May 16, 2014, 03:10:37 pm: Idon't click pepe threads... besides, his had a misleading title
Title: Re: Cat saves dog from kid
Post by: Moncho on May 16, 2014, 03:20:12 pm: Could you please explain the facts as you see them in this thread then, oh mighty Xant, for those of us unable to comprehend your level of mental processes?
Title: Re: Cat saves dog from kid
Post by: Christo on May 16, 2014, 03:21:58 pm: lol
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Falka on May 16, 2014, 04:30:46 pm: Quote from: Angantyr on May 15, 2014, 02:52:36 pm
I once heard from my old biology teacher, that of two full grown male robbers getting chased away by two Norwegian forest cats while robbing an old woman in her home,
Quote from: Vibe on May 15, 2014, 02:54:04 pm
well, norwegian forest cats are pretty big :D

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Heh, pretty big, you're right, no wonder those robbers ran away :P
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Cicero on May 16, 2014, 04:35:02 pm: i really wonder why dog did that.
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Molly on May 16, 2014, 04:39:39 pm: Quote from: Falka on May 16, 2014, 04:30:46 pm
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Heh, pretty big, you're right, no wonder those robbers ran away :P
That one is not a Norwegian Forest cat but a Maine Coon cat. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon)
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: pepejul on May 16, 2014, 04:53:51 pm: Quote from: Cicero on May 16, 2014, 04:35:02 pm
i really wonder why dog did that.

child meat is tasty.... and dogs are cunt !
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Falka on May 16, 2014, 05:13:56 pm: Quote from: Molly on May 16, 2014, 04:39:39 pm
That one is not a Norwegian Forest cat but a Maine Coon cat. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon)

Oh, I just typed "norwegian forest cat" into google and it was one of the first results :P
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Senni__Ti on May 16, 2014, 05:21:18 pm: Maine coon were bred from Norwegian forest cats iirc.
Title: Re: Cat saves dog from kid
Post by: Xant on May 16, 2014, 05:28:07 pm: Not at this time
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: [ptx] on May 16, 2014, 05:36:49 pm: No, no one knows where Maine Coon come from.
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Prpavi on May 16, 2014, 07:30:01 pm: Maine
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Torben on May 16, 2014, 07:40:09 pm: lets make this thread about our freshly googled knowledge of the main coon cat.
Title: Re: Cat saves dog from kid
Post by: Kuujis on May 16, 2014, 07:56:16 pm: Brains are not responding... end task? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Molly on May 16, 2014, 08:06:06 pm: Quote from: Senni__Ti on May 16, 2014, 05:21:18 pm
Maine coon were bred from Norwegian forest cats iirc.
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Maine Coon, also known as American Longhair, is a breed of cat with a distinctive physical appearance and valuable hunting skills. It is one of the oldest natural breeds in North America, specifically native to the state of Maine,[2] where it is the official state cat.

Dunno if true.
Title: Re: Cat saves dog from kid
Post by: _schizo321437 on May 16, 2014, 08:24:40 pm: Quote from: Xant on May 16, 2014, 05:28:07 pm
Not at this time

i SEE.
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Xant on May 16, 2014, 08:46:46 pm: You shut your schizo face
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: _schizo321437 on May 16, 2014, 08:58:02 pm: Quote from: _schizo321437 on May 15, 2014, 04:58:47 pm

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Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Xant on May 16, 2014, 09:16:09 pm: TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies     5
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?     10
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp     15
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?     20

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: _schizo321437 on May 16, 2014, 09:34:09 pm: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Christo on May 16, 2014, 10:56:22 pm: One does not simply understand the schizo.
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: Moncho on May 17, 2014, 12:12:12 pm: Amateurs. It is obvious, how can you not get it?
I could explain the thought process behind schizo, but I prefer to go full Xant on it.
Title: Re: CAT vs DOG. Cat wins
Post by: _schizo321437 on May 17, 2014, 01:39:55 pm: http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2790

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