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Title: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 14, 2014, 01:06:03 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=7367

Honestly, I'd prefer devs to use some other way to sink money. Flaming katana is nothing more than a lame scrub weapon as someone mentioned long ago. It was fun to see it for a while, especially as it was rarely ever used.
But just selling it on auction for everyone? Come on.

PS: doesn't mean I won't try to win it though.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Switchtense on May 14, 2014, 01:15:41 pm
Flaming katana is nothing more than a lame scrub weapon

I want and need it!
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on May 14, 2014, 01:15:59 pm
So what are you complaining about exactly? If this is an unique auction I think it's a pretty cool thing.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: HarunYahya on May 14, 2014, 01:16:57 pm
Yes... let's add flaming swords and shit to the game but ban hello kitty banner because it's unfitting to medieval concept...
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 14, 2014, 01:20:15 pm
So what are you complaining about exactly? If this is an unique auction I think it's a pretty cool thing.
Thomek and someone alse (I think Apsod?) used it for a few days and it caused a massive complaints on forum. Now imagine some active player using it regularly.
I just don't think such weapon should exist in the first place, or at least it shouldn't be used. It doesn't belong to this game.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on May 14, 2014, 01:24:19 pm
If it will be just one person using it I think it is a fun gimmick, nothing more. I mean, it is not OP or something. And it certainly fits better than hello kitty.

Overall not a big deal IMO.

Also by making this thread you made the auction a lot more popular :D (Probably would have happened anyway, but still)
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Cicero on May 14, 2014, 01:28:51 pm
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Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Dark_Blade on May 14, 2014, 01:41:45 pm
i think  such weapon is going to be sold for like 3-4m and tbh its not worth it. as I remember it even makes damage to the user lol.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on May 14, 2014, 01:45:52 pm
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I hope some NA guy snatches it so that the plague never gets splashed to EU. Still, even if that happened, that NA guy would probably pay regular visits to EU for the lolz. Infuriating high-ping hit and runs would be too damn appealing to overlook.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: elvis1325 on May 14, 2014, 02:17:22 pm
http://ih.constantcontact.com/fs045/1103630262654/img/6.jpg
Yes... let's add flaming swords and shit to the game but ban hello kitty banner because it's unfitting to medieval concept...

The hello Kitty banner broke the immersion of the game. How am I meant to roleplay as a peaceful yoshi when hello kitty is wonder Is wandering across the map in battle. It had a right to be banned. This game only has room for realistic looking banners, for example: Semenstorm uses the great reproductive system, Squids honor the venerable squid in the sky with a squid banner, and the yoshis represent where we come from with our neon green and (now) hot pink banner.


I'm afraid your banner just wasn't RP.

Edit: I would also like to add that how dare they add in European armors into crpg. This game is based in the far east, only the honorabru samurai armor should be allowed, and maybe the Chinese armors. The decision to add in "German poleaxes" into the game is a disgrace; as far as I'm concerned Germany is no where near the great Nippon, therefore it should not have been added.

I say we ban all euromy old friendian armor and weapons and only allow the great Japanese equipment to enhance immersion in the game. After all this game is Cjapanese Role Playing Game.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: HarunYahya on May 14, 2014, 02:50:52 pm
And it certainly fits better than hello kitty.
How? Based on what? Please enlight me !!
http://ih.constantcontact.com/fs045/1103630262654/img/6.jpg
The hello Kitty banner broke the immersion of the game. How am I meant to roleplay as a peaceful yoshi when hello kitty is wonder Is wandering across the map in battle. It had a right to be banned. This game only has room for realistic looking banners, for example: Semenstorm uses the great reproductive system, Squids honor the venerable squid in the sky with a squid banner, and the yoshis represent where we come from with our neon green and (now) hot pink banner.


I'm afraid your banner just wasn't RP.

Edit: I would also like to add that how dare they add in European armors into crpg. This game is based in the far east, only the honorabru samurai armor should be allowed, and maybe the Chinese armors. The decision to add in "German poleaxes" into the game is a disgrace; as far as I'm concerned Germany is no where near the great Nippon, therefore it should not have been added.

I say we ban all euromy old friendian armor and weapons and only allow the great Japanese equipment to enhance immersion in the game. After all this game is Cjapanese Role Playing Game.
Get your false arguments and move over yank.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Man of Steel on May 14, 2014, 03:00:29 pm
The mod would gain more Gold if there is a Shop price for flaming weapons for 3 Million. Maybe at least today would 4 guys buy ohne so 12 Million Gold would be gone on one day instead of in one Month.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 14, 2014, 03:06:51 pm
How? Based on what? Please enlight me !!Get your false arguments and move over yank.

I think that was irony mate.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: HarunYahya on May 14, 2014, 03:09:35 pm
I think that was irony mate.
The second one was, although his "too funny American ironic joke" didn't even put a little smile on my face... That's why I said that mate.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: BlueKnight on May 14, 2014, 03:26:32 pm
If it will be just one person using it I think it is a fun gimmick, nothing more. I mean, it is not OP or something. And it certainly fits better than hello kitty.

Overall not a big deal IMO.

Also by making this thread you made the auction a lot more popular :D (Probably would have happened anyway, but still)
You forgot about setting people on fire, it's OP.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: HarunYahya on May 14, 2014, 03:33:44 pm
Add flying carpet to auction next !
Afterwards bring fire mage class as Djavo suggested so we can counter archers (AT LAST !)
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Joseph Porta on May 14, 2014, 03:54:46 pm
Its fucking ugly

I want fire staff, dude.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Novamere on May 14, 2014, 05:48:16 pm
Great idea for a gold sink! I personally would trade 2 +3s for 1 or 2 million gold so poof with the gold!
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Weren on May 14, 2014, 06:31:53 pm
Its fucking ugly

I want fire staff, dude.

He said it.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Joseph Porta on May 14, 2014, 06:44:56 pm
He said it.

then we could breath life into the staffmasters again, but then... drumrolls.... The Fire Staffmasters.

oh, god, how cool would that be.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Algarn on May 14, 2014, 07:40:20 pm
Instead of adding flaming katana, what about adding flaming arrows ?
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: DonNicko on May 14, 2014, 07:43:45 pm
Instead of adding flaming katana, what about adding flaming arrows ?
Then all arrow should be blockable by down block
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Algarn on May 14, 2014, 07:45:47 pm
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Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: San on May 14, 2014, 07:49:01 pm
No way will this turn out well.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Torben on May 14, 2014, 07:54:52 pm
while at it flaming heavy lance with poison tip.

torben:  quoting himself since '11
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: stickher on May 15, 2014, 05:40:05 pm
I need this sword to take out the ice dragon, who will help me claim it!


FUS
     RO
         DAH!
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Teeth on May 15, 2014, 05:47:05 pm
Infuriating high-ping hit and runs would be too damn appealing to overlook.
High ping does not make any difference for anyone else.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 15, 2014, 05:54:31 pm
I've never raged in crpg, but if I get set on fire I'm going to likely rage quit every time.  I can't believe they are introducing this into the general population. 

Who's the fucking genius who green lighted this?  Just trying to kill off the remaining player base? 
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: F i n on May 15, 2014, 06:02:00 pm
best thing is it completely killed the MP :D

LP requested for 145k gold as the highest possible amount u can get?

CAMAWN
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Tibe on May 15, 2014, 06:06:34 pm
At this moment I wish I had more money.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Torost on May 15, 2014, 06:13:21 pm
Some of the big clans should bid this skyhigh.

Then it could be in use all the time. Effectivly always spawning with 2 flaming katanas. Would be dominating clan.

Only thing setting a cap on price is uncertainty if this will be the only one let out on the market.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Rhekimos on May 15, 2014, 06:27:52 pm
Whoever wins, we all lose.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 15, 2014, 06:49:03 pm
Some of the big clans should bid this skyhigh.

Then it could be in use all the time. Effectivly always spawning with 2 flaming katanas. Would be dominating clan.
Abusing the armoury and the fact that ingame menu updates really slowly, it'd be possible to spawn 10, 20 flaming katanas, with the only border being the amount of clan members online.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Teeth on May 15, 2014, 06:50:47 pm
Abusing the armoury and the fact that ingame menu updates really slowly, it'd be possible to spawn 10, 20 flaming katanas, with the only border being the amount of clan members online.
Shit, where do I pitch in for the Byzantium bid?
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 15, 2014, 06:56:10 pm
Shit, where do I pitch in for the Byzantium bid?
:D
Check our clan forum maybe.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 15, 2014, 07:13:15 pm
Hopefully they make a "water bucket" item to counter the fire.  Not exactly sure how metal is going to catch on fire though from a flaming sword hitting it. 

We've also all seen how weak flaming swords are...hopefully they break randomly when a weapon hits it and it ignores the block of the flaming katana:


http://youtu.be/uwyvjgs40Oo?t=2m48s
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Porthos on May 15, 2014, 07:31:06 pm
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Give it to me, and every archer will burn in the fire.
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Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 15, 2014, 07:34:11 pm
But what if flaming katana doesn't burn people anymore? And only has the stats listed on the site?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: BlueKnight on May 15, 2014, 07:49:29 pm
But what if flaming katana doesn't burn people anymore? And only has the stats listed on the site?  :mrgreen:
Others don't have to know, you can sell it on the marketplace later for similar sums, also 111 speed bro... pitiful damage but 111 speed...
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Porthos on May 15, 2014, 07:52:53 pm
But what if flaming katana doesn't burn people anymore? And only has the stats listed on the site?  :mrgreen:
Flaming katana doesn't burn anymore??? Okay, you just ruined my dream now. Therefore I immediately quit crpg :cry:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 15, 2014, 07:59:04 pm
Submitting dev "hearsay" into evidence:

nobody is selling a flaming katana".  Guessing the item won't set people on fire, will just "look cool".
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: stickher on May 15, 2014, 09:38:57 pm
Submitting dev "hearsay" into evidence:

nobody is selling a flaming katana".  Guessing the item won't set people on fire, will just "look cool".

yeah i hope it just looks cool and has the same stats, i think it will be better that way.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Novamere on May 15, 2014, 11:52:48 pm
Bet it wont burn people but will still be on fire and look cool and have 111 speed!

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Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on May 16, 2014, 12:15:18 am
Submitting dev "hearsay" into evidence:

nobody is selling a flaming katana".  Guessing the item won't set people on fire, will just "look cool".

I would be ok with that. After all, I have been playing with particle effects turned off all this time :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Jona on May 16, 2014, 01:17:28 am
So long as the fire doesn't actually set anyone ablaze (getting tked by a glancing blow when I had full health by this thing was the most rage-inducing thing in this entire game) it isn't too bad really. Now we just need flaming staffs* please! (Or long axes... a flaming axe would be pretty darn sweet).


*The regular staff. Quarterstaff and ironstaff are for scrubs.

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Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 16, 2014, 08:32:23 am
Should have been a torch that does the hp drain instead of a flaming katana

Also, imagine a high agi shielder with 111 speed flaming katana (that kills in one hit over time) and a nearly unbreakable shield. Probably the best way to abuse this item.

best thing is it completely killed the MP :D

LP requested for 145k gold as the highest possible amount u can get?

CAMAWN

It's a good time to buy +3 items if you have spare cash. LIQUIDATION SALE EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Ganner on May 17, 2014, 09:48:59 am
Since we have a flaming Katana I'd like to propose to the devs that us admins get a unique hammer that only admins will be given, thus providing us with a literal ban hammer. San get on the balancing of it.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Soulreaver on May 17, 2014, 10:44:19 am
i lost it  :cry:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Man of Steel on May 17, 2014, 10:50:29 am
9.970.000 I'm out too  :D
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 17, 2014, 10:54:17 am
That's how I feel right now looking at the auction page.
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Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Molly on May 17, 2014, 10:58:05 am
10 mill wtf

How can one dude even have that much gold?! I'm happy when I sometimes hit 50k :shock:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 17, 2014, 11:00:45 am
10 mill wtf

How can one dude even have that much gold?! I'm happy when I sometimes hit 50k :shock:
It's not just one dude obviously, it's a clan(s) gathering gold collectively.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: cxalc on May 17, 2014, 11:06:33 am
i found that someone continuesly add 1gold or 2 to delay the auction :shock:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Jeade on May 17, 2014, 11:09:19 am
Since we have a flaming Katana I'd like to propose to the devs that us admins get a unique hammer that only admins will be given, thus providing us with a literal ban hammer. San get on the balancing of it.

I would really enjoy some hammer-tipped arrows, but god knows how many people I'd accidentally ban in the process.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Soulreaver on May 17, 2014, 11:10:51 am
if someone wishes to help me win this :D
c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=629483
come on, i ll give you back it asap + 5% :D
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Man of Steel on May 17, 2014, 11:12:54 am
lol, if you give me 1kk i win this :D
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: cxalc on May 17, 2014, 11:31:42 am
Martians, the auction leader ,
said he has 30mil gold in stock
it's waste of time to delay it

Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 17, 2014, 11:32:04 am
i found that someone continuesly add 1gold or 2 to delay the auction :shock:
rofl  :mrgreen:

Well, actually only the highest bidder can delay the auction this way, as far as I know.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Man of Steel on May 17, 2014, 11:37:41 am
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dafuq
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Nessaj on May 17, 2014, 11:45:58 am
1%
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: cxalc on May 17, 2014, 11:47:40 am
rofl  :mrgreen:

Well, actually only the highest bidder can delay the auction this way, as far as I know.

nm
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Teeth on May 17, 2014, 11:58:43 am
It is probably either the devs using spawned money to outbid everyone and crash the loompoint market or Cooties wasting his vast wealth to outbid anyone to crash the loompoint market.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Auphilia on May 17, 2014, 12:01:27 pm
At first I was sad that such a weapon wouldn't go to an actual weaboo, and no doubt to a market jew.
But now that I see this has gone over 11m, it brings me great joy to see their struggle.

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This was a brilliant idea.

EDIT: WHOEVER IS EXTENDING THE TIME ENDLESSLY, KEEP IT UP! Pretty sure all the market jews have invested in this bid, now the rest of us can use the market without their bullshit. We might actually start seeing some fair trades come along.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 17, 2014, 12:13:32 pm
Pretty sure all the market jews have invested in this bid, now the rest of us can use the market without their bullshit. We might actually start seeing some fair trades come along.  :mrgreen:
Well, I didn't. I was buying loompoints for cheap instead.  :P
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 17, 2014, 12:19:26 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=7367

With three minutes to go it's at 11 million.

Best sink eva.

Edit it just jumped to 9min with out an actual bid occurring...
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 17, 2014, 12:23:35 pm
Edit it just jumped to 9min with out an actual bid occurring...
Does that mean now it's being delaying by the highest bidder, since his bid isn't shown?
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Utrakil on May 17, 2014, 12:24:01 pm
I would laugh my ass off if the Flaming Katana gets nerfed to  regular Katana stats a day after the auction ends. :twisted:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: cxalc on May 17, 2014, 12:25:18 pm
it has stayed at 11,000,001 gold for several bids
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Algarn on May 17, 2014, 12:26:14 pm
I'm almost sure it's ObiWan the grey that took  this auction. Almost sure, he got more than 75 looms (+3).
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: YnScN on May 17, 2014, 12:35:57 pm
Lets see who is the best market jew
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 17, 2014, 12:36:41 pm
I smell shit stirring Algran.

If you big against some ones bid and don't succeed the bid goes up. You can't bid less than the bid.

Perhaps it isn't 11mill perhaps it's far higher and it only reads 11 mill...

Edit

Fuckin racists.

Second Edit

It just went back up by 6min without a bid.

THIS SHIT IS A SCAM!!!
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 17, 2014, 12:45:51 pm
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Molly on May 17, 2014, 12:55:01 pm
I just wanted to take part, sadly didn't make the top bid :cry:

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Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Man of Steel on May 17, 2014, 12:57:26 pm
Maybe next time Molly :(
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Molly on May 17, 2014, 01:01:49 pm
I am actually the one guy that should have a Flamming Katana.

I am officially a member of the Ninjas and I suck ass in the game which would balance the weapon in a natural way.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Riddaren on May 17, 2014, 01:15:15 pm
Congratulations to the winner 8-)
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 17, 2014, 01:16:56 pm
Okay, who's that dick who won it?   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 17, 2014, 01:51:14 pm
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on May 17, 2014, 01:54:20 pm
http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/where-is-the-flamming-katana-admins/msg1007619/#msg1007619
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Tydeus on May 17, 2014, 01:54:52 pm
Okay, who's that dick who won it?   :mrgreen:
Won which? The auction, or the item?  :D
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 17, 2014, 02:01:06 pm
Blood_114 doesn't seem to exist so I call bullshit.


RETRACTED!!!

The guys name is Viking_Martians. Blood_114 is the user name he uses else where apparently.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 17, 2014, 02:10:58 pm
Won which? The auction, or the item?  :D
wat
Isn't that the same?
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Tydeus on May 17, 2014, 02:12:16 pm
Isn't that the same?
Normally. People really thought Devs would let just anyone get a hold of the flaming katana?
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 17, 2014, 02:14:38 pm
Normally. People really thought Devs would let just anyone get a hold of the flaming katana?
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The stats listen on website aren't OP at all since the "burning" effect isn't mentioned anywhere. So I think the fair way to solve this would be grant the winner Flaming Katana with its official stats (therefore, no burning).
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Taoge on May 17, 2014, 02:15:53 pm
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The stats listen on website aren't OP at all since the "burning" effect isn't mentioned anywhere. So I think the fair way to solve this would be grant the winner Flaming Katana with its official stats (therefore, no burning).
What does that mean? I thought the value of the sword is it burning and gives opponent damges
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Apsod on May 17, 2014, 02:25:05 pm
Normally. People really thought Devs would let just anyone get a hold of the flaming katana?
I guess so.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: kono yaro! on May 17, 2014, 02:44:58 pm
http://ih.constantcontact.com/fs045/1103630262654/img/6.jpg
The hello Kitty banner broke the immersion of the game. How am I meant to roleplay as a peaceful yoshi when hello kitty is wonder Is wandering across the map in battle. It had a right to be banned. This game only has room for realistic looking banners, for example: Semenstorm uses the great reproductive system, Squids honor the venerable squid in the sky with a squid banner, and the yoshis represent where we come from with our neon green and (now) hot pink banner.


I'm afraid your banner just wasn't RP.

Edit: I would also like to add that how dare they add in European armors into crpg. This game is based in the far east, only the honorabru samurai armor should be allowed, and maybe the Chinese armors. The decision to add in "German poleaxes" into the game is a disgrace; as far as I'm concerned Germany is no where near the great Nippon, therefore it should not have been added.

I say we ban all euromy old friendian armor and weapons and only allow the great Japanese equipment to enhance immersion in the game. After all this game is Cjapanese Role Playing Game.

i agree with the top half of your post. how do i vote +0.5?
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 17, 2014, 03:31:43 pm
i agree with the top half of your post. how do i vote +0.5?

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Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Kalp on May 17, 2014, 09:50:39 pm
I'm almost sure it's ObiWan the grey that took  this auction. Almost sure, he got more than 75 looms (+3).
Nah, where would be the profit ?  :lol:
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 18, 2014, 06:17:30 pm
Normally. People really thought Devs would let just anyone get a hold of the flaming katana?
I'm gonna go poetic about this one.


Yes, people really thought that fucking
Flaming katana is on auction for fucking
Sale, because the autor of the auction was fucking
Heirloom_Trader which totally sounds like a fucking
Dev name, and also because people assume that fucking
Flaming Katana could only be in hands of some fucking
Dev, because there was no reason to think fucking
otherwise.

Now why the fuck would fucking
People think it's not meant to be fucking
Sold if Devs are making a fucking
Auction out of it. Shouldn't we trust a fucking
Patchnotes made by devs as well? Shouldn't the fucking
Fact that Devs made the auction convince fucking
People that they can in fact fucking
Win it?

You gotta realize that fucking
Game rules are made by devs and if they fucking
Let us know we can fucking
Play with a magic fire sword from now, and fucking
Oneshot everything, people are going to fucking
Believe it. In no way should that be a fucking
Reason to make fun of people and basically fucking
Forcing them to sell their stuff because if they fucking
Didn't, they would suffer from someone else fucking
them up with
the
Flaming Katana.


PS: Huh, I've put a lot of effort in it
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: BlueKnight on May 18, 2014, 07:25:55 pm
Masterpiece!
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Tydeus on May 18, 2014, 07:27:58 pm
I'm gonna go poetic about this one.


Yes, people really thought that fucking
Flaming katana is on auction for fucking
Sale, because the autor of the auction was fucking
Heirloom_Trader which totally sounds like a fucking
Dev name, and also because people assume that fucking
Flaming Katana could only be in hands of some fucking
Dev, because there was no reason to think fucking
otherwise.

Now why the fuck would fucking
People think it's not meant to be fucking
Sold if Devs are making a fucking
Auction out of it. Shouldn't we trust a fucking
Patchnotes made by devs as well? Shouldn't the fucking
Fact that Devs made the auction convince fucking
People that they can in fact fucking
Win it?

You gotta realize that fucking
Game rules are made by devs and if they fucking
Let us know we can fucking
Play with a magic fire sword from now, and fucking
Oneshot everything, people are going to fucking
Believe it. In no way should that be a fucking
Reason to make fun of people and basically fucking
Forcing them to sell their stuff because if they fucking
Didn't, they would suffer from someone else fucking
them up with
the
Flaming Katana.


PS: Huh, I've put a lot of effort in it
Not bad. Might have been better had I read more than just the last word of each line though.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Macropus on May 18, 2014, 07:38:24 pm
Not bad. Might have been better had I read more than just the last word of each line though.
So all you've read is: "Otherwise it with the katana"?..
Actually makes more sense than the full version.
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Switchtense on May 18, 2014, 07:45:15 pm
So all you've read is: "Otherwise it with the katana"?..
Actually makes more sense than the full version.

I think he means he only read "fucking"
Title: Re: Flaming Katana for sale
Post by: Tydeus on May 18, 2014, 07:57:22 pm
So all you've read is: "Otherwise it with the katana"?..
Actually makes more sense than the full version.
I think he means he only read "fucking"
Both, together, and in order, actually.