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Title: Change one word
Post by: [ptx] on May 07, 2014, 05:05:49 pm
Inspired by this (http://i.imgur.com/jrMrebq.jpg), here is another forum game - change one word in the sentence in the post above you!

I'll start:

I love Archer but

 a very difficult game, arrow and hit hard!
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Post by: Sparvico on May 07, 2014, 05:09:07 pm
I love Mod but

a very difficult game, arrow and hit hard!
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Post by: Cicero on May 07, 2014, 05:10:08 pm
I love Mod but

a very difficult game, spear and hit hard!
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Post by: Sparvico on May 07, 2014, 05:17:11 pm
I love Mod butt

a very difficult game, spear and hit hard!

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Post by: Tiger on May 07, 2014, 05:22:26 pm
I love Mod butt

a very difficult game, spear impact hit hard!
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Post by: [ptx] on May 07, 2014, 05:54:15 pm
I love Mod butt

for very difficult game, spear impact hit hard!
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Post by: BattalGazi on May 07, 2014, 06:03:44 pm
I love Mod butt,

for very difficult penetration, spear impact hit hard!
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Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on May 07, 2014, 06:04:27 pm
I love Mod butt,

for orgasmic difficult penetration, spear impact hit hard!
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 07, 2014, 06:07:31 pm
I love Mod butt,

for orgasmic difficult penetration, spear impact prostate hard!

...are we done with this one? I feel like we're done with this one.
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Post by: [ptx] on May 07, 2014, 06:12:45 pm
I love dick butt

for orgasmic difficult penetration, spear impact prostate hard!

No, no, not done yet.
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Post by: Vibe on May 07, 2014, 06:16:24 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on May 07, 2014, 06:12:45 pm
I love dick butt

for orgasmic difficult penetration, spear impact prostate hard!

No, no, not done yet.

I lick dick butt

for orgasmic difficult penetration, spear impact prostate hard!
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Post by: Porthos on May 07, 2014, 06:44:23 pm
Panos lick dick butt

for orgasmic difficult penetration, spear impact prostate hard!
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Post by: Cicero on May 07, 2014, 09:25:58 pm
Panos lick dick butt

for orgasmic double penetration , spear impact prostate hard!
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Post by: Dezilagel on May 07, 2014, 09:28:19 pm
Panos lick dick butt

for orgasmic double penetration , Greeks impact prostate hard!
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Post by: Zhyang on May 07, 2014, 09:33:21 pm
Panos lick his butt
for orgasmic double penetration greeks impact prostate hard
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Post by: 722_ on May 07, 2014, 09:41:28 pm
Panos lick his arse
for orgasmic double penetration greeks impact prostate hard
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Post by: Moncho on May 07, 2014, 09:46:40 pm
Panos lick his arse
for orgasmic double penetration greeks need prostate hard
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Post by: Zhyang on May 07, 2014, 10:02:17 pm
GTX licks his arse
for orgasmic double penetration greeks need prostate hard
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Post by: Radament on May 07, 2014, 10:07:34 pm
GTX licks his arse
for orgasmic double xp greeks need prostate hard
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Post by: BattalGazi on May 07, 2014, 11:26:02 pm
GTX licks his arse
for orgasmic double xp greeks need money hard
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Post by: Tiger on May 07, 2014, 11:32:00 pm
GTX licks God's arse
for orgasmic double xp greeks need money hard
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Post by: Kafein on May 07, 2014, 11:35:17 pm
GTX licks God's arse
for december double xp greeks need money hard
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Post by: Christo on May 07, 2014, 11:38:03 pm
GTX licks God's arse
for december 2010 xp greeks need money hard

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Post by: Havoco on May 07, 2014, 11:41:15 pm
GTX licks Gods arse
For December 2010 xp Greeks need money hax
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Post by: Moncho on May 07, 2014, 11:59:02 pm
GTX licks Gods arse
For December 2010 xp patch need money hax
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Post by: Bulzur on May 08, 2014, 12:40:57 am
GTX licks Gods arse
For December 2010 new patch need money hax
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Post by: Radament on May 08, 2014, 12:57:51 am
GTX licks Gods arse
For December 2010 new patch need speed hax
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Post by: Teeth on May 08, 2014, 01:16:48 am
GTX licks Gods arse for December 2010 new patch need speed increase

I made it a single sentence, please don't be mad.

Quote from: Christo on May 07, 2014, 11:38:03 pm
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Probably the latter, don't see why the trap would be 2010. If anything the trap is probably to see who uses the word 'friend' first, judging from the example.
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Post by: Havoco on May 08, 2014, 02:06:48 am
GTX licks cmps arse for December 2010 new patch need speed increase
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Post by: Life on May 08, 2014, 02:32:09 am
GTX licks cmps arse for December terrorists new patch need speed increase
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Post by: HarunYahya on May 08, 2014, 04:25:23 am
GTX licks cmps arse for killing terrorists new patch need speed increase
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Post by: Sparvico on May 08, 2014, 04:55:24 am
Tydeus licks cmps arse for killing terrorists new patch need speed increase
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Post by: Sir_Hans on May 08, 2014, 04:58:35 am
Tydeus licks cmps vagina for killing terrorists new patch need speed increase
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Post by: Sparvico on May 08, 2014, 06:29:28 am
Tydeus licks cmps vagina for killing mod new patch need speed increase
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Post by: HarunYahya on May 08, 2014, 07:41:54 am
Tydeus licks cmps dick for killing mod new patch need speed increase
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Post by: Jona on May 08, 2014, 08:12:12 am
Tydeus licks cmps dick while killing mod new patch need speed increase
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Post by: Kafein on May 08, 2014, 08:29:04 am
Tydeus licks cmps dick while killing mod new patch need damage increase
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Post by: Moncho on May 08, 2014, 08:30:59 am
Tydeus licks cmps dick while killing mod new patch need damage decrease
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Post by: HarunYahya on May 08, 2014, 08:33:34 am
Tydeus licks huge dick while killing mod new patch need damage decrease
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Post by: Cicero on May 08, 2014, 09:45:26 am
Tydeus loves huge dick while killing mod new patch need damage decrease
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 08, 2014, 10:38:06 am
Tydeus loves huge dick while dick mod new patch need damage decrease
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Post by: F i n on May 08, 2014, 11:33:13 am
Tydeus loves huge dick while lingering mod new patch need damage decrease
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 08, 2014, 11:45:44 am
Tydeus loves huge dick while lingering mod new dick need damage decrease

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Post by: [ptx] on May 08, 2014, 11:48:36 am
Tydeus loves huge dick while lingering mod new dick need dick decrease
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Post by: Christo on May 08, 2014, 11:49:43 am
Tydeus loves huge dick while lingering mod new dick need foreskin decrease

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Post by: F i n on May 08, 2014, 11:50:39 am
Tydeus loves huge dick while lingering mod new dick need foreskin dickgrease
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Post by: Cicero on May 08, 2014, 12:11:22 pm
Tydeus loves huge dick while lingering damage new dick need foreskin dickgrease
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Post by: Apsod on May 08, 2014, 12:16:12 pm
Dick loves huge dick while lingering damage new dick need foreskin dickgrease
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 08, 2014, 12:16:35 pm
Tydeus loves huge dick while dick damage new dick need foreskin dickgrease
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Post by: F i n on May 08, 2014, 12:22:44 pm
Dick loves huge dick while dick damage new dick need foreskin dickgrease
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Post by: Cicero on May 08, 2014, 12:28:59 pm
Dick loves huge pussy while dick damage new dick need foreskin dickgrease

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Post by: [ptx] on May 08, 2014, 12:40:44 pm
Dick loves huge pussy while dick damage new dick need dick dickgrease
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 08, 2014, 12:47:32 pm
Dick loves huge pussy while dick dick new dick need dick dickgrease

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Post by: Apsod on May 08, 2014, 12:47:57 pm
Dick is huge pussy while dick dick new dick need dick dickgrease
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Post by: Porthos on May 08, 2014, 12:52:49 pm
where is huge pussy while dick dick new dick need dick dickgrease?
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Post by: Umbra on May 08, 2014, 12:54:38 pm
where friend huge pussy while dick dick new dick need dick dickgrease?
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Post by: Apsod on May 08, 2014, 12:56:19 pm
where friend huge pussy while dick dick dick dick need dick dickgrease?
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Post by: Umbra on May 08, 2014, 01:01:17 pm
where friend huge pussy while dick dick penis dick need dick dickgrease?
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Post by: Apsod on May 08, 2014, 01:02:53 pm
where friend is pussy while dick dick penis dick need dick dickgrease?
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Post by: Radament on May 08, 2014, 01:36:03 pm
chocolate chip cookie friend is pussy while dick dick penis dick need dick dickgrease!?
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Post by: [ptx] on May 08, 2014, 01:45:45 pm
nazi friend is pussy while dick dick penis dick can't dick dickgrease!?
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Post by: F i n on May 08, 2014, 02:02:32 pm
I wonder if we should change the Title to "Replace all words with "dick"".
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Post by: Apsod on May 08, 2014, 02:07:40 pm
nazi dick is pussy while dick dick penis dick can't dick dickgrease!?
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Post by: Kafein on May 08, 2014, 05:12:22 pm
nazi dick is pussy while painting dick penis dick can't dick dickgrease!?
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Post by: Umbra on May 08, 2014, 05:19:06 pm
nazi dick is pussy while painting with penis dick can't dick dickgrease!?
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Post by: Apsod on May 08, 2014, 05:22:22 pm
nazi dick is pussy while painting with penis dick, because dick dickgrease!?
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Post by: Kafein on May 08, 2014, 06:18:37 pm
nazi dick is pussy while painting with penis paint, because dick dickgrease!?
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Post by: BattalGazi on May 08, 2014, 06:27:54 pm
nazi dick is pussy while painting with penis paint; specifically: dick dickgrease.

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Post by: Tiger on May 08, 2014, 06:39:46 pm
chocolate chip cookie dick is pussy while painting with penis paint; specifically: dick tart.




Overnight and there's dicks everywhere.

WHY DOES IT CHANGE MY "N@Z!" TO CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE, is some admin trolling me? D:
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 08, 2014, 06:49:39 pm
nazi dick is pussy while painting with penis rainbow; specifically: dick tart.

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Post by: Kafein on May 08, 2014, 09:41:16 pm
nazi dick is overjoyed while painting with penis rainbow; specifically: dick tart.
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Post by: Moncho on May 08, 2014, 09:57:19 pm
nazi dick is overjoyed while painting her penis rainbow; specifically: dick tart.
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Post by: Tore on May 08, 2014, 11:56:53 pm
nazi dick is overjoyed while painting her penis rainbow; specifically: ragequit tart.
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Post by: Kafein on May 09, 2014, 12:01:23 am
nazi mod is overjoyed while painting her penis rainbow; specifically: ragequit tart.

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Post by: Sparvico on May 09, 2014, 03:26:09 am

nazi Panos is overjoyed while painting her penis rainbow; specifically: ragequit tart.

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Post by: HarunYahya on May 09, 2014, 04:20:11 am
Nazi Panos is overjoyed while painting her penis rainbow; specifically: ragequit faggot.


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Post by: Radament on May 09, 2014, 04:39:56 am
Nazi Panos is overjoyed while painting her penis raincrossbow; specifically: ragequit faggot.
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Post by: HarunYahya on May 09, 2014, 07:08:29 am
Nazi Panos is overjoyed while reloading her penis raincrossbow; specifically: ragequit faggot.
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Post by: Apsod on May 09, 2014, 08:28:05 am
Nazi Panos is overjoyed while reloading her penis raincrossbow; specifically: ragequit bolts.
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Post by: Lannistark on May 09, 2014, 09:01:30 am
Funny in what this thread derived so quickly.

On-topic:

Na-zi Panos is overjoyed when reloading her penis raincrossbow; specifically: GTX bolts.
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Post by: Kafein on May 09, 2014, 09:11:12 am
Nazi Panos is overjoyed when reloading her penis raincrossbow using GTX bolts.

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Post by: Apsod on May 09, 2014, 09:40:15 am
Nazi Panos is my old friend when reloading her penis raincrossbow using GTX bolts.

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Post by: Moncho on May 09, 2014, 09:41:04 am
Comrade Panos is my old friend when reloading her penis raincrossbow using GTX bolts.

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Post by: Kafein on May 09, 2014, 09:53:39 am
Comrade Panos is my old friend when reloading her penis raincrossbow using GTX nonconsensually.
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Post by: Cicero on May 09, 2014, 09:59:28 am
Comrade Panos is my old friend when kapukuling her penis raincrossbow using GTX nonconsensually.

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Post by: Apsod on May 09, 2014, 11:06:25 am
Comrade Panos is my old friend when kapukuling her penis-bardiche using GTX nonconsensually.
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Post by: Kafein on May 09, 2014, 11:49:09 am
Comrade Panos is fast when kapukuling her penis-bardiche using GTX nonconsensually.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 09, 2014, 12:05:05 pm
Comrade Panos is Spiderman, when kapukuling her penis-bardiche using GTX nonconsensually.

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Post by: Apsod on May 09, 2014, 12:21:43 pm
Comrade Panos is Spiderman, when kapukuling with penis-bardiche using GTX nonconsensually.

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Post by: Radament on May 09, 2014, 01:27:23 pm
Comrade Panos is Spiderman, when an offduty brazilian cop with penis-bardiche using GTX nonconsensually.

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Post by: Lannistark on May 09, 2014, 06:08:50 pm
Comrade Panos is Masturbinho, when an offduty brazilian cop with penis-bardiche using GTX nonconsensually.

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Post by: Radament on May 09, 2014, 06:30:11 pm
Comrade Panos is Masturbinho, when an offduty brazilian cop with penis-bardiche headshot GTX nonconsensually.
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Post by: HarunYahya on May 10, 2014, 06:34:10 am
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
This sentence is going full retard, sorry someone had to do it.
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Post by: Sparvico on May 10, 2014, 01:04:39 pm
This GTX is going full retard, sorry someone had to do it.
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Post by: [ptx] on May 10, 2014, 01:31:14 pm
This GTX is going full homo, sorry someone had to do it.
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 10, 2014, 01:33:34 pm
This GTX is going full homo, sorry Panos had to do it.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 10, 2014, 01:53:21 pm
Raging GTX is going full homo, sorry Panos had to do it.
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Post by: Radament on May 10, 2014, 02:37:49 pm
Raging GTX is going full HD , sorry Panos had to do it.
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Post by: Lannistark on May 10, 2014, 03:24:28 pm
Nvidia GTX is going full HD, sorry Panos had to do it.
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Post by: HarunYahya on May 10, 2014, 05:30:19 pm
Nvidia GTX is going full HD, poor Panos had to do it.
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Post by: Porthos on May 10, 2014, 05:54:46 pm
Nvidia GTX is going full HD, poor Panos had to sell it.
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Post by: HarunYahya on May 11, 2014, 07:05:59 am
Nvidia GTX is going full expensive, poor Panos had to sell it.

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Post by: Apsod on May 11, 2014, 11:50:24 am
Changing one word is bullshit, we need to be able to change dick words instead!
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 11, 2014, 06:46:26 pm
Changing one dick is bullshit, we need to be able to change dick words instead!
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Post by: Apsod on May 11, 2014, 07:12:27 pm
Changing one dick is bullshit, we need to be able to consume dick words instead!
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Post by: Umbra on May 11, 2014, 07:43:46 pm
Changing one dick is bullshit, we dick to be able to consume dick words instead!
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 12:18:21 am
Changing one dick is dick, we dick to be able to consume dick words instead!
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Post by: Kafein on May 12, 2014, 12:30:01 am
Go fuck yourself with a machette Apsod.
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 12:42:20 am
Go fuck yourself with a dick Apsod.
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Post by: Kafein on May 12, 2014, 01:10:45 am
Go fuck yourself with a no Apsod.
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 01:12:51 am
Go fuck yourself with a no Kafein.
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Post by: Kafein on May 12, 2014, 01:28:32 am

Go fuck bitches with a no Kafein.
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 01:29:32 am
Go fuck bitches with a dick Kafein.
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Post by: Sparvico on May 12, 2014, 02:02:22 am
Go fuck homosexual males with a dick kafein.

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Post by: Life on May 12, 2014, 03:43:51 am
Go genocide homosexual males with a dick kafein.
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Post by: Sparvico on May 12, 2014, 04:17:21 am
Go genocide heterosexual males with a dick kafein.
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Post by: Life on May 12, 2014, 06:26:51 am
Go genocide heterosexual females with a dick kafein.
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Post by: Porthos on May 12, 2014, 06:47:22 am
Go genocide heterosexual females like a dick kafein.
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 08:02:00 am
Go reconstruct heterosexual females like a dick kafein.
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Post by: Kafein on May 12, 2014, 12:02:41 pm
Go reconstruct heterosexual females like an eugenicist kafein.

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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 12:31:50 pm
Go reconstruct heterosexual females like an eugenicist dick.
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Post by: Umbra on May 12, 2014, 12:35:05 pm
Go reconstruct heterosexual dicks like an eugenicist dick.
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 12:36:48 pm
Go reconstruct Kafein's dicks like an eugenicist dick.
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Post by: Christo on May 12, 2014, 12:39:41 pm
Go reconstruct dick dicks like an eugenicist dick.
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Post by: Kafein on May 12, 2014, 12:44:29 pm
Go fuck dick dicks like an eugenicist dick.
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Post by: [ptx] on May 12, 2014, 12:55:12 pm
Go dick dick dicks like an dick dick.
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 12:57:34 pm
Go dick dick dicks like good dick dick.
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Post by: Moncho on May 12, 2014, 01:06:21 pm
Go dick duck dicks like good dick dick.
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 01:41:00 pm
Go lick duck dicks like good dick dick.
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Post by: Umbra on May 12, 2014, 02:04:27 pm
Dick lick duck dicks like good dick dick.
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 02:09:30 pm
Dick lick duck dicks like good dick does.
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Post by: Christo on May 12, 2014, 02:26:23 pm
Dick dick duck dicks like good dick does
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Post by: Moncho on May 12, 2014, 02:31:15 pm
Dick dick duck dicks like dick dick does

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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 02:35:19 pm
At least if we reach the full dick house, we may get onto a new dick.
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Post by: Kafein on May 12, 2014, 02:52:41 pm
At least if we reach the full parliament, we may get onto a new.
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Post by: Apsod on May 12, 2014, 02:58:34 pm
At least if we confuse the full dick parliament, we may get onto a new dick.
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Post by: Lannistark on May 12, 2014, 04:14:59 pm
Penis. Now add words to that.
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Post by: Sparvico on May 12, 2014, 04:39:41 pm
Penis. Now add vagina to that.
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Post by: Berserkadin on May 12, 2014, 05:32:14 pm
Sausage. Now add vagina to that.
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Post by: Porthos on May 12, 2014, 05:37:54 pm
Sausage. Never add vagina to that.
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Post by: Falka on May 12, 2014, 05:43:34 pm
Vagina penis vagina penis vagina vagina vagina.

Muahahaha (http://www.pown.it/1681)  :twisted:
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Post by: HarunYahya on May 12, 2014, 05:59:55 pm
I, hereby officially announce that this thread is dead.
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Post by: Utrakil on May 12, 2014, 06:06:05 pm
I, hereby officially announce that this thread is alive.
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Post by: Moncho on May 12, 2014, 06:07:41 pm
I, hereby officially announce that this movisitors can't see pics , please register or login
d is dead.
Darnit ultrakil
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Post by: Christo on May 12, 2014, 07:50:13 pm
Fuck the police
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Post by: Sparvico on May 12, 2014, 07:51:24 pm
Obey the police.
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Post by: Kafein on May 12, 2014, 08:01:13 pm
Advancement through technology the police.

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Post by: enigmatic_stranger on May 12, 2014, 08:58:06 pm
Advancement through technology in police.
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Post by: Sparvico on May 12, 2014, 09:01:22 pm
Advancement through technology in geese.
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Post by: Lannistark on May 13, 2014, 03:13:27 pm
Sparvico determined to keep this thread going.
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Post by: Kafein on May 13, 2014, 04:26:31 pm
Lannistark determined to keep this thread going.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 13, 2014, 05:23:15 pm
Vehicle determined to keep this thread going.

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Post by: Kafein on May 13, 2014, 05:24:28 pm
I can't stop vehicle, sorry. A divine power is forcing me to vehicle.
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Post by: Moncho on May 13, 2014, 05:24:50 pm
I can't stop it, sorry. An equine power is forcing me to vehicle.
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Post by: Kafein on May 13, 2014, 05:25:31 pm
You dun fuck it up, moncho
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Post by: Moncho on May 13, 2014, 05:36:21 pm
You dun fuck it up, fips
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Post by: enigmatic_stranger on May 13, 2014, 06:22:10 pm
You dun fuck siege up, fips.
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Post by: Kafein on May 13, 2014, 06:48:58 pm
Urist dun fuck siege up, fips.
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Post by: Lannistark on May 13, 2014, 06:49:58 pm
Urist dun fuck that up fips
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Post by: Umbra on May 13, 2014, 07:28:07 pm
Urist dun fuck that dick fips
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Post by: Rage_Guy on May 13, 2014, 11:51:32 pm
Urist will fuck that dick fips
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Title: Re: Change one word
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Title: Re: Change one word
Post by: HarunYahya on May 14, 2014, 11:08:44 am
Âmin! Ya Erhamerrâhımîn! Sübhane Rabbiye’l Aliyyi’l a’lel vehhâb.

Euzübillahimineşşeytanirracîm- Bismillâhirrahmânirrahıym.

Elhamdülillahi Rabbil alemîn. Vessaletü vesselâmü alê rasûlinê Muhammedin ve alê êlihî ve sahbihî ecmeıyn.


Ey bütün mükevvenâtı yaradan, mevcudâdı yoktan vareden, canlılara hayat veren, tüm mahlûkâtı rızıklandıran, âlemleri terbiye edip, kemâle erdiren, darda kalana yetişen, dua edene icâbet eden, günahlarına pişman olup tevbe edenleri bağışlayan ,kulunun dua ve niyazından hoşnut olan Rabbimiz!
AMİN

Bu duygularla affını diliyor, rahmetini umuyor, bereketlerini bekliyoruz ihsan eyle Ya Rabbi. İlahi Allâm’ül- Guyûb, Settârul- uyûp ve Gaffâr’üz-zünûpsun, bütün hallerimizi, gizli ve âşikârımızı bilensin, ayıplarımızı lütf-u kereminle örtensin, “Gaffâr” ism-i şerîfin hürmetine günahlarımızı bağışlayansın, bize şah damarımızdan daha yakınsın, feryadımızı duyansın, ümidimiz var affedersin. Çünkü affetmeyi çok seversin. Bu imanla ellerimizi açtık, boynumuzu büktük. Sana açılan eller,seni zikreden diller, senin aşkınla yanan gönüller hürmetine bizleri kendine kul, habibine ümmet eyle Ya Rabbi. İnayetine sığındık kapına geldik, hidayetine sığındık lütfuna geldik, kulluk edemedik affına geldik. Şaşırtma bizi doğruyu söylet,sapıtma bizi hakka yönelt. Sen duyurmazsan bizler duyamayız, sen söyletmezsen bizler söyleyemeyiz,sen sevdirmezsen bizler sevemeyiz.Sevdir bize hep sevdiklerini, yerdir bize hep yerdiklerini, yaret bize hep erdirdiklerini Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

İlahi; Şeytanın iğvâsından, nefsimizin kötü arzularından, insan şeytanlarının şerrinden,kâfirin küfründen, fâsıkın fıskından, zâlimin zulmünden, hasetçilerin hasedinden, yüze gülen ikiyüzlülerin şerrinden ve bütün âfât-ı dehriyye ve âfât-ı kevniyyeden, yerden ve gökten gelecek bela ve musibetlerden cümlemizi muhafaza eyle Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

Ya Erhamerrâhımîn; büyüğe itaat ve hürmet, küçüğe şefkat ve merhamet kalmadı, haram-helal ayrılmaz, ana-baba sayılmaz, hısım-akraba aranmaz oldu. Bundan dolayı her yerde fesat zuhur eder oldu. Bizleri beterinden koru ve bizlere bugünlerimizi aratma Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

Ya Rabbenâ! ; İbrahim’e Nemrud’un ateşini gülzâr ederken, azgın Nemrud’u bir sivrisinekle helak ettin, mağrur Firavunu suda garkedip ateşe gönderirken, Musa ve inananlara kurtuluş yolları açtın. Azıp şaşıran, hak yoldan uzaklaşanların nasıl helak olduklarını ibret alsınlar diye Kur’an dili ile bize haber veren, zaman zaman kısmen de olsa zelzelelerle, yanardağların alev püskürmesiyle, yel, sel, fırtınalarıyla, daha nice bizi ikaz eden hadiselerle uyaran, kimisine memât, kimisine hayat veren, kimisini ağlatıp, kimisini güldüren, Musa’yı Tur’a çağırıken, Yusuf’u zindana gönderen, dertli Eyyub’e büyük bir imtihandan sonra âfiyet veren, mülkünde diledeiğini yapan, hikmetinden sual olunmayan, her şeye kâdir olan ulu Allah’ım! Bizleri geçmişten ibret alan, ömrünü boşa harcamayan, nimetlerine şükreden, niçin yaratıldığını fikreden, güzel isimlerini zikreden, ibadetlerini güzelce ifâ eden, son demde de Allah Allah diyerek, huzuruna Müslüman olarak gelen kullarından eyle Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

İlahî ; Zât-ı Pâkin ve Celal-i Kibriyan hurmetine, yapılan hayırlı duaları “Fetekabbelehâ Rabbühâ bi kabûlin hasenin” sırrına mazhar eyle Ya Rabbi. Hâsıl olan sevabı, evvelan bizzat hâce-i kâinât, hulâsa-i mevcûdât, Fahr-i âlem, Nebiyy-i zîşan, meş’ale-i iman, Habib-i edîbin Rasûl-i Ekrem’in Hz. Muhammed Mustafa (s.a.v.) efendimizin temiz-pak ruhuna hediye eyledik vâsıl eyle Ya Rabbi. İlk insan ve ilk peygamber Hz. Adem’ den bizim peygamberimiz Hz. Muhammed Mustafa (s.a.v.) ya kadar gelip geçmiş bütün peygamberlerin ruhlarına hediye eyledik vasıl eyle Ya Rabbi. Âl-i ezvâc-ı tâhîrât, ashâb-ı Güzin, ensar-u muhâcirîn, tâbiîn, tebe-i tâbiîn, eimme-i müctehidîn, müfessirîn, muhaddisîn, ulemâ-i âmilîn, sulehâ-i sâlihîn,agniyâ-i şâkirîn, fukarâ-i sâbirîn, bâhusûs ashab-ı hayratta olup ta ölenlerin ruhlarına da hediye eyledik vâsıl eyle Ya Rabbi.
AMİN
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(Eğer mevlit ise mevlit sahibi için de burada dua edilir.)


Ya Rabbel alemîn! Şu anda dualarımıza cân-ı gönülden amin diyen cemaat-ı müslimîni de iki cihanda aziz eyle, dünyevi ve uhrevi muratlarını, hayırlı isteklerini hâsıl eyle. Ahirete göç eden, ana-baba, nene-dede, hala-teyze, amca-dayı, evlad ve kardeşlerimizden, akrabâ-i taallûkâtımızdan, hocalarımızdan, üzerimizde hakkı olanlardan ve bil cümle ehl-i imanın ruhlarını şadeyle. Kabirlerini Kur’an-ı Azimüşşân’ın nuruyla pürnûr eyle, hasbel beşer içlerinde kabir azabına dûçar olanlar varsa azaplarını def-ü ref eyle Ya Rabbi. Mağrib ile maşrık arasında isimleri unutulmuş, nesilleri kesilmiş bütün ehl-i iman ruhlarını da dualarımızdan hissedar eyle Ya Rabbi. Makamlarını cennet eyle, seyyiâtlarını hasenâta tebdîl eyle kabirlerini” ravdatün min rıyâd-ıl cinân” eyle Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

Hükümât-i Cumhuriyyeyi ve İslamiyyeyi adl-ü ihsan üzere dâim eyle. İslam ordularını karada, denizde, havada her zaman her yerde hayırlı işlerinde mensûr-u muzaffer eyle! Güvenlik güçlerimizi, hakka adalete saygılı, mukaddesatımızın muhafızı eyle, şer güçlere karşı galip eyle Ya Rabbi. Müslüman milletimizi, dinsiz, imansız, vatansız, bayraksız, istiklal ve hürriyetsiz, ezansız ve Kur’ansız bırakma Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

Evlatlarımızı hakkı bilen, Kur’ana uyan, Rasûlünü rehber ve önder tanıyıan, sırat-ı müstakîm üzere yaşıyan, ibadetlerini ihlasla ifâ eden, ahlak-ı hâmideyle muttasıf, mukaddesata sahip çıkan, biz bu fani dünyadan bekâ âlemine göç ettikten sonra bizi hayır dua ile anan ve bizleri Fatihasız ve duasuz bırakmıyan evlatlar olmalarını nasip eyle Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

Yâ Erhamerrâhımîn! Hasta kullarına şifalar, dertli kullarına devalar, borçlu kullarına edâlar nasip eyle. Yüzyıllardır yüzü gülmeyen şu ümmet-i Muhammed’e sen yardım eyle, kafirlere, münafıklara karşı bize direnme gücü ver, İslam düşmanlarını kahr-u perişan eyle Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

Ey Kâdir-i Mutlak olan, istediğini istediğine veren ve istediği zaman alan Ulu Allah! Kiminin başına taç giydirir, kiminin başına taş indirirsin, mülk senin saltanat senin, istediğini alçaltır zelil eder, istediğini yüceltir, vezir edersin. Sen ki Mukallibel Kulûb’sun! Kalpleri halden hale çevirirsin. Bizi hayra yönelt, İslama çevir, tevhide bağla, Müslümanları kardeş edindir. Bizleri müslümanca yaşat, Müslüman olarak canımızı al Ya Rabbi. Yevm-i mahşerde Peygamberimizin livâ-ül hamd sancağı altında cem ve haşr eyle Ya Rabbi. Âlem-i dünyada ziyaretiyle, âlem-i menamda gül cemalini müşahede eylemekle, Ahirette de şefaat-ı uzmâsına nâil olmakla cümlemizi şereflendir Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

Sorduğum var mı ölenleri, yer altında olanları, şark ile garb arasında hâk ile yeksân kalanları,çekine çekine can verenleri,sararıp solmuş gül gibi yüzleri, söylemez olmuş bülbül gibi dilleri, “ah ömrümüz boşa geçmiş” deyip ağlayanları, ananın-babanın chocolate chip cookiek fidanları, Azrail eline giren canları, yeşil çimen olmuş mezarları, iki taş kalmış nişanları, kabir azabından ağlayan bînamazları (namazsızları) lütf-u kereminle azaplarını def-ü ref eyle Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

Sıra bize geldikte, baş yastığa kondukta, dünya benim derken yalnız kalırsın karanlık kabirde, neye uğradığını bilirsin o günde, az yaşa çok yaşa “küllü nefsin zâikatül- mevt” yazıldı başa, münkereyne cevap vereyim derken kul hakkı dile dolaşa; işte o günde cümlemizin suallerini kolay eyle Ya Rabbi. Cümlemizi cennet ve cemalinle şereflendir Ya Rabbi.
AMİN

Ömrümüz sona erip, sayılı nefeslerimiz tükendiğinde, sevdiklerimizden, sevildiklerimizden ayrılırken, bütün azalarımız birbirleriyle vedalaşırken, buyurun hulûs-u kalb ile “Eşhedü en lâ ilâhe illallah. Ve eşhedü enne Muhammeden abdühû ve Rasûlüh.” diyerek çene kapamak cümlemize nasip eyle Ya Rabbi. Dualarımızı dergâh-ı izzetinde kabul eyle Ya Rabbi. AMİN

Sübhâne Rabbike Rabbi-l izzeti ammê yasıfûn. Ve selâmün alel mürselîn. Velhamdülillâhi Rabbil âlemîn. El- fâtihate meassalavât.

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Title: Re: Change one word
Post by: [ptx] on May 14, 2014, 11:21:34 am
tfw thread doesn't go the way you wanted :lol:

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