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Title: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 05, 2014, 03:15:44 am
SQUIDS INITIATE WAR AGAINST ACRE
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Crusader Sivart has been attacked while on a peaceful trade route by one of the Squids. This is an act of War by the Squids against the Kingdom of Acre.

I ask that you consider a few things when deciding who you will support and who you shall fight alongside throughout this conflict.

One, the Kingdom of Acre endeavours to operate several free trade fiefs on the map. All factions (not those at war with us) can send people to purchase gear in our territory and never fear about getting jumped. The Squids are trying to stop/minimize free trade. Two, we do not ask for your papers when crossing our lands, we ask only that you let us know in advance if you come with more than 375 troops. Three, Through our history in Strat we have never doublecrossed anyone, the Squids(AoW) have on multiple occasions for personal benefit. Four, I am personally invested in helping as many people as I can in the community to improve their skill and even with Gold from my own coffers. I plan to put up large bounties on the devious Squid leadership as well as pay out rewards to both skilled and loyal fighters throughout the war.

So I ask you to please fight with us against the Squid menace, Let us fish and feast on delicious calamari.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 05, 2014, 03:25:12 am
It would have been nice if they declared war by declaring war rather than attacking a caravan who assumed he was in safe territory.  Oh well, war is hell.  But the good thing is that there will be blood shed.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Legs on May 05, 2014, 03:40:50 am
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PREPARE YOUR BODY
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 05, 2014, 04:03:05 am
God damnit I wanted to make a thread. Well I guess you beat me to it. May the xp games begin.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 05, 2014, 04:21:08 am
KEEP THIS HORROR
FROM OUR HOME

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INVEST IN WAR BONDS
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 05, 2014, 04:23:52 am
One: SQUID SLIMEBALLS, very mature Jamie. Two: If you are going to make a proper diplomacy thread write our name correctly. Three: Its the Republic of Squids. Four: Have better night time settings.

Yours truely,
-Wes
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 05, 2014, 04:34:00 am
One: SQUID SLIMEBALLS, very mature Jamie. Two: If you are going to make a proper diplomacy thread write our name correctly. Three: Its the Republic of Squids. Four: Have better night time settings.

Yours truely,
-Wes

Night time setting was a mistake I never tell my guys to set their night time settings this one was set prior to joining us. I do apologize though for that.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HappyPhantom on May 05, 2014, 04:54:06 am
Y U complain? Battle time is at a great time  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 05, 2014, 04:55:09 am
Y U complain? Battle time is at a great time  :mrgreen:

Haha yeah for some people.... I have a feeling many an energetic beverage shall be consumed
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 05, 2014, 05:02:58 am
Big Surprise.  Squids are jumping in on yet another GeForce war.  As I said, the alliance is obvious... now if only the diplomatic map would get updated to reflect it.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HardRice on May 05, 2014, 05:03:33 am
Haha yeah for some people.... I have a feeling many an energetic beverage shall be consumed
Sponsored by Mountain Dew and Crystal Meth

Big Surprise.  Squids are jumping in on yet another GeForce war.  As I said, the alliance is obvious... now if only the diplomatic map would get updated to reflect it.
Lol
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 05, 2014, 05:11:28 am
James, how could you put a picture of uncle Bucky dead on the concrete? You animal! ANIMAL! You'll pay for your sins! How unholy of you, no proper burial. ;(
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 05, 2014, 05:16:56 am
Big Surprise.  Squids are jumping in on yet another GeForce war.  As I said, the alliance is obvious... now if only the diplomatic map would get updated to reflect it.
Just be quiet about your shit talk about us hoping on everyone's dick. Just because you don't matter on the strat map don't mean you got to be butthurt about not mattering.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GandalfJr on May 05, 2014, 05:20:40 am
Give them hell squids, the fall of acre in the beginning is going well as expected.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 05, 2014, 05:21:18 am
Just be quiet about your shit talk about us hoping on everyone's dick. Just because you don't matter on the strat map don't mean you got to be butthurt about not mattering.

Aww, what's the matter Little Noodle, don't like being called out on it?  Afraid others might catch on and stop you?  I mean, if the marauders were capable of standing on their own two feet, you probably wouldn't be so 'butthurt' about me pointing it out...
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: PsychoTwins on May 05, 2014, 05:33:05 am
Aww, what's the matter Little Noodle, don't like being called out on it?  Afraid others might catch on and stop you?  I mean, if the marauders were capable of standing on their own two feet, you probably wouldn't be so 'butthurt' about me pointing it out...
Its more that you are a bystander talking shit and acting tough. You are basically the guy who says he can beat the shit out of some one and then never show to the fight. You aren't playing strat so please don't act like you are a better person/player/strategist.

Marauders joined Squids because both Tammo and I got bored, the people who started Marauders. Pistachio was left in charge and he decided joining squids would benefit him since Tammo and I stopped caring.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 05, 2014, 05:34:08 am
James, how could you put a picture of uncle Bucky dead on the concrete? You animal! ANIMAL! You'll pay for your sins! How unholy of you, no proper burial. ;(

Never mind Uncle Bucky, look what happened to your Aunt Sarah
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 05, 2014, 05:37:23 am
Never mind Uncle Bucky, look what happened to your Aunt Sarah
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My god... :shock:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 05, 2014, 05:38:40 am
This was more of a boarder conflict but if its war you want then war it shall be. Also everyone should be happy to nice size factions going to war. I'd be happy to declare war on balllicker since he won't tell us who he is in-game, hiding behind your forum name is low. Just remember he who laughs last, is slowest.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: ForGO_of_Acre on May 05, 2014, 05:41:58 am
GOD WILLS IT!!!!


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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 05, 2014, 05:42:29 am
GOD WILLS IT!!!!


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Well done forgo.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 05, 2014, 05:45:59 am
My god... :shock:

I'm guessing if I'm captured by you guys there won't be a chance of a prisoner exchange for me.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: ForGO_of_Acre on May 05, 2014, 05:48:47 am
I still wub you holigay
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 05, 2014, 05:52:55 am
Little noodle is afraid of being called out. This is like elementary school where I get called out  for hiding in corner in tag cause I am a pussy. Ohh by the way. I know someone who knows someone who can't stand on two feet. I'm sincerely hurt. Please ban this unforgivable man chadz. I must ask: Do you not want us to go to war with Acre and carebear till end of strat? I mean that is your message at the moment.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 05, 2014, 06:13:19 am
:)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Dionysus on May 05, 2014, 09:09:22 am
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 05, 2014, 09:14:39 am
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Snufalufagus on May 05, 2014, 10:08:11 am
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=republic of squids? Thats incredibly harsh Dionysis. 0o
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Yoshi on May 05, 2014, 02:25:45 pm
The Yoshi nation will help Squid Men in Great War against Gaycre because of the crimes done to our people. The Yoshi ride to war.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: elvis1325 on May 05, 2014, 03:17:54 pm
The acre clan tells lies, their treasury is not large enough to support their outrageous claims to pay bounties. Instead they will use the little gold they have to fund the Bowser/Illuminati coalition. We must not let this happen. Fight for the Squids and Yoshis, and together we will stop the creation of the new world order.
The people of the world from NA to CN must unite against this foe, only as a moderately sized group may we stop them.

(You're a lazy bastard if you need the TL;DR)

TL;DR NA: Fight for squids, for freedom and oil.

TL;DR EU: Fight for squids, for communism and the people.

TL;DR CN: Fight for squids, for your venerable leader, Kim Jong Un.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 05, 2014, 05:39:19 pm
Shiiiiiiiiiit, can we start having some clan scrims? I want to see nupes get shrekt all over the place, in and out of strat; More QQing, more epeen, more shitposting. Squids v Acre, may the inking be grand
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 05, 2014, 06:10:40 pm
Its more that you are a bystander talking shit and acting tough. You are basically the guy who says he can beat the shit out of some one and then never show to the fight. You aren't playing strat so please don't act like you are a better person/player/strategist.
Hmm...Actually, I'd say he is based on how well he knows strat mechanics.

I might hop in this war and waste what's left of my useless self doing something stupid for no reason.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 05, 2014, 06:13:18 pm
Hmm...Actually, I'd say he is based on how well he knows strat mechanics.

I might hop in this war and waste what's left of my useless self doing something stupid for no reason.

Typical Andy man!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 05, 2014, 06:26:15 pm
Aww, what's the matter Little Noodle, don't like being called out on it?  Afraid others might catch on and stop you?  I mean, if the marauders were capable of standing on their own two feet, you probably wouldn't be so 'butthurt' about me pointing it out...

And here I thought the only autist we had was Sugar... Apparently, I'm wrong once again.

RIP good shitposts
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Mae. on May 05, 2014, 06:30:37 pm
One, the Kingdom of Acre endeavours to operate several free trade fiefs on the map. All factions (not those at war with us) can send people to purchase gear in our territory and never fear about getting jumped. The Squids are trying to stop/minimize free trade. - "sign up for us cause cute carebears"
Two, we do not ask for your papers when crossing our lands, we ask only that you let us know in advance if you come with more than 375 troops. - pretty sure the needing papers thing is just a RP on needing notification before passing through, so in my opinion youre both the same, which wouldnt make a difference to me either way.
Three, Through our history in Strat we have never doublecrossed anyone, the Squids(AoW) have on multiple occasions for personal benefit. - I'll be completely honest, I don't remember 'Acre' from any previous strat and that probably speaks just as loud as an old reputation.
Four, I am personally invested in helping as many people as I can in the community to improve their skill and even with Gold from my own coffers. I plan to put up large bounties on the devious Squid leadership as well as pay out rewards to both skilled and loyal fighters throughout the war. - squids offer gold and shit for most of their battles i've noticed, so i guess you could say they're doing the same thing.

How about we hope both sides have a fairly even merc pool so the xp and shit is worth it instead of this slandering mentality to take mercs away from either side.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 05, 2014, 06:33:14 pm
>>Do you not want us to go to war with Acre and carebear till end of strat? I mean that is your message at the moment.<<

>>Its more that you are a bystander talking shit and acting tough. You are basically the guy who says he can beat the shit out of some one and then never show to the fight. You aren't playing strat so please don't act like you are a better person/player/strategist.<<

Far from it.  My message is:  Pick on someone who doesn't have their back turned to you.

Right now, as far as numbers go... Acre has 15 fiefs, 68 people.  They're already at war with GeForce.  GeForce has 12 fiefs, 40 people.  The problem with looking at the faction size is that you don't have a clue how many are active vs afk at a fief, in the woods, stuck on a river bank or a mountainside. That's why I look at fief size as the real indicator of a clan's strength on the map.  We're talking resources, trade abilities, and gear.  When you add the Squids into the mix, now Acre is outnumbered by 15 fiefs, and for the people projection, by 18 guys.  Prior to the jump in, I was really looking forward to the war of two evenly matched opponents.

Right now there is no real element of strategy in anything you guys are doing.  All you've been doing is jumping in on someone who is already in a fight.  That's my beef.  Where ever GeForce goes, the Squids rush to pick up any table scraps.  If you don't want me to come out of the woodwork and talk smack... why not pick a target like Occitan, or KBW?   Or are you afraid of being exposed as the weak little playground kids I think you are? 

Mae -

>>How about we hope both sides have a fairly even merc pool so the xp and shit is worth it instead of this slandering mentality to take mercs away from either side.<<

or we can get even more battles against evenly matched opponents, open the doors for smaller clans to actually do something and drive up interest in strat? The increased battles will mean more experience, and fun on a much larger scale.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Novamere on May 05, 2014, 06:34:47 pm
I remember when AoW/Teutonic betrayed KUTT and wiped them off strat when all KUTT did was help them and give them a home.

Strat is merciless and ruins clans and alliances and how you look at people nuff said! :rolleyes:

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Mae. on May 05, 2014, 06:44:35 pm
So for example, when squids were only 12 guys with 13 fiefs and Acre was 5 fiefs with 60... you're telling me that makes acre an underdog? No, it just means squids have their shit together and acre didnt.. Fiefs don't help your merc numbers and thats been the biggest issue for strat lately... where the hell have you been? I think I understand why a few think you have no idea what you're talking about, no offense honestly.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 05, 2014, 06:56:04 pm
>>Fiefs don't help your merc numbers and thats been the biggest issue for strat lately... where the hell have you been? <<

Fiefs help when it comes to having gear.  People don't like running around in peasant gear against well oiled machines.  The primary reason AI defenses aren't up in numbers is because of how the AI adds people.  Usually it's a last minute scramble to fill a roster, or to fill a void.  The AI can't/doesn't do that.  There's a bit more variables to consider when it comes to the numbers. 

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Mae. on May 05, 2014, 07:07:42 pm
I've witnessed numerous battles lost where they had better gear but it was due to the soul fact of not having enough mercs (and I'm talking no AI involved because thats truly an issue all of its own), it's a huge issue. They boosted XP in strat just because of it. So I'm still saying, I hope everyone stops going with effecting merc pools as a tactic, with the state strat is in its a bigger killer than carebearing could even be.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 05, 2014, 07:25:14 pm
>>I've witnessed numerous battles lost where they had better gear but it was due to the soul fact of not having enough mercs (and I'm talking no AI involved because thats truly an issue all of its own), it's a huge issue. They boosted XP in strat just because of it. So I'm still saying, I hope everyone stops going with effecting merc pools as a tactic, with the state strat is in its a bigger killer than carebearing could even be.<<

I've been in quite a few of those myself Mae.  Merc's can be an issue, regardless of faction size... I've seen large factions field a small number to their battles.  Why?  Because of activity.  Their 'large numbers' are simply inflated by people who don't play, don't play much, don't care, or a variety of other adjectives. 

Right now we're still seeing a large amount of AI battles.  They'll dwindle soon (thankfully) and when they do, gear/army size will definitely become more paramount, and surely you can concede that gear is easier to come by when one has fiefs to pull it from?  And how about this... the more fiefs you have, the faster it is to pump up one item per fief as opposed to spreading it out?  If Fief A has a +3 horse, Fief B has a +3 helm, etc vs a bunch of +0's. 

Last point... again, I'm not looking for carebearing.  I'd like to see the wars expand to involve multiple factions rather than the current, let's gang up on one faction mentality.  That's far from carebearing.  ;-)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 05, 2014, 07:43:22 pm
Ballicker. Who is your Crpg character?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: mrrdhardy on May 05, 2014, 07:52:55 pm
I remember when AoW/Teutonic betrayed KUTT and wiped them off strat when all KUTT did was help them and give them a home.

Strat is merciless and ruins clans and alliances and how you look at people nuff said! :rolleyes:

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that was a different strat so cant really use that against them anyway good luck to both sides  :wink:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Mae. on May 05, 2014, 08:09:09 pm
it seems like youre saying acre is being ganged up on. let me give you a bit of inside info.. When Krosis attacked a random Acre guy, James went to the forums and made a post it was an act of war.. when you scroll through that very post you'll see DSEP and Krosis himself claims he acted on his own and was just bored(lol). what you didn't see is James contacting me on steam and asking me if we're going to war, I said the same thing everyone else did, something on the lines of 'well no ones declaring war on you, i think krosis was bored(lol) so its up to you, but dont worry if we go to war we'll be sure to make sure everyone has the right night time settings' basically saying i'll be sure no shitty tactics are used because hey we like you guys outside of strat. if i remember correctly James took a bit to reply, i think it was the next day i opened a msg from him saying something like well nevermind we arent going to war with you guys. about a week later i notice acre attacked an undefended fief that was a bit outside of our main territory and wrote a really cute RP about it.

   SO first - James declared war on DSEP all on his own, second - I'd like to point out that Squids are neighbors of ours, we have no real alliance but I feel its in our best nature to be GOOD neighbors plus I just like 'em, they're fun to fight with! I'm excited to have the same foe but you'll have to know the advantages to having friendly neighbors vs a REAL alliance is much different, they'll be receiving merc support but never has either side aided in materials. No gear, no troops, nothing.. so this isn't a matter of being ganged up on in my eyes at all.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 05, 2014, 08:17:49 pm
I learned a long time ago, what is said in private doesn't matter.  What people post publicly on the diplomacy site is what their official stance is. 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 05, 2014, 08:42:35 pm
   SO first - James declared war on DSEP all on his own, second - I'd like to point out that Squids are neighbors of ours, we have no real alliance but I feel its in our best nature to be GOOD neighbors plus I just like 'em, they're fun to fight with! I'm excited to have the same foe but you'll have to know the advantages to having friendly neighbors vs a REAL alliance is much different, they'll be receiving merc support but never has either side aided in materials. No gear, no troops, nothing.. so this isn't a matter of being ganged up on in my eyes at all.

Wait, your faction member was bored > He attacks acre > it's not an act of war cause he did it on his own(yet was in your faction) > said faction declares war on you cause of it.

Also, ignoring the fact that you DoWed them with your desert traders banned thread(DoWed FPoF and Acre in that thread).

So: Short > You started war, regardless.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: phnxhdsn on May 05, 2014, 10:13:45 pm
Well it seems the Squids have Lady Gaga on their side:
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 05, 2014, 10:23:00 pm
We came to this land as vultures, hoping to get fat off the spoils of war.  We came in not really knowing anyone or anything.  We assumed everyone was bloodthirsty killers, looking for a chance to stomp on independents (which all the forums seemed to suggest).  We offered our services to our neighbours which coincidently was Acre.

We gave away New Shulus as a sign of good faith, and offered to merc for Acre.  We offered our military service in exchange for friends and enemies (of which we had none).  So when DSE attacked Acre, accidently or not, we jumped to action.  Which is kind of why we're here.  Perhaps I should have been more in communication with his majesty King James, but we wanted to surprise everyone.  Last minute I thought twice and told him our plans.

While we fight to put King James on the throne of all Calradia (which he doesn't seem to want, but whatever), we are very autonomous.  We raise our own funds and provide our own men.  If we have caused an unwanted war to continue, we apologize.  But honestly, we did really want a war.

Oh, and that was uber-cool that SDE let me and Dirk sign up for a battle on their side.  We did it as a joke, but I thought it was quite awesome you guys put us in.  If we were actually available at that time we would have fought our best on your roster.  Though I suspect you might not have paid us the 1000 silver we were asking each.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Mae. on May 05, 2014, 10:44:37 pm
Wait, your faction member was bored > He attacks acre > it's not an act of war cause he did it on his own(yet was in your faction) > said faction declares war on you cause of it.

Also, ignoring the fact that you DoWed them with your desert traders banned thread(DoWed FPoF and Acre in that thread).

So: Short > You started war, regardless.

i think we have books for you sweet anders lol, im saying i dont give a shit who started it, the point is i dont feel bad for anyone, we told them they can do whatever they want, we wouldnt be bothering them but if they want war thats fine, hell it might help strat out.. still think most of acre are cool dudes, but also still going to crush their asses if need be. this was more of a response to the 'dont gang up on someone even if theyre one of the biggest factions in the game' ..cause fuck that mentality
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 05, 2014, 10:49:44 pm
How does Acre have all this cRPG gold to give out if they all go into game with plate 24/7? Legit question. Must be hacks
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 06, 2014, 12:45:11 am
How does Acre have all this cRPG gold to give out if they all go into game with plate 24/7? Legit question. Must be hacks

Divine financing from the Gods more like it. chadz fills my coffers to help our cause.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Quiksilver on May 06, 2014, 02:11:39 am
I personally have no beef with anyone, i am just looking forward to this war. Finally something is happening, we have mostly run out of AI feifs... No more excuses ladies and gents, get at it
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 06, 2014, 02:37:02 am
Divine financing from the Gods more like it. chadz fills my coffers to help our cause.
Hacks
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 06, 2014, 03:04:01 am
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Turkhammer on May 06, 2014, 04:10:58 am
Divine financing from the Gods more like it. chadz fills my coffers to help our cause.

GOD WILLS IT!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 06, 2014, 07:23:52 am
 
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Winter is coming, and it's got a very nice jumper.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 06, 2014, 08:31:14 pm
Just and update on the situation here. The Squids have attacked us several times now twice against traders, and once at the home of the Scottish Rebels. The battles are all being pushed back and at weird times other than dirigh aban. We would love your merc support in these coming battles. They also jumped on a random trader inside our territory (Kalonice, nice to meet you even under poor circumstance) who we are going to do our best to support.

These guys think they have the right to close off borders to people, they want to steal Calradia from you all, don't allow that. Don't let these fools stop you from trading with us. You are all welcome to our fiefs SD (Not you squids) just let us know if you plan on visiting one of the reserved/closed trade fiefs so we can work it into our operations.

Battle 1 (squids jump a trader with no declaration of war and without trying to contact us.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1219

Battle 2 (squids jump another trader)
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1230

Battle 3 (squids attack Dirigh Aban home of the Scottish Rebels, fief reinforced great gear great battle!!)
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1232

Battle 4 (squids attack random trader in our territory, trader seeking refuge from bandits)
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1235

All these fights are gonna happen i believe once the servers are working again probably just pushed back by a multiple of days. Could definitely use your support on our roster and we will have lots of crpg gold prizes!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 06, 2014, 08:36:57 pm
We have the same Crpg prizes. And many many more battles to come (Prob from the Squids). Oh dont worry about your S&D james, we will use it if we need. ;)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Delson on May 06, 2014, 08:46:52 pm
Being a trader on anywhere near a squid
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 06, 2014, 11:09:49 pm
Being a trader on anywhere near a squid
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 07, 2014, 05:57:06 am
Being a trader on anywhere near a squid
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Good one, only difference though is that we actually catch them lol.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Alaire on May 07, 2014, 06:03:07 am
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 07, 2014, 07:54:31 am
about a week later i notice acre attacked an undefended fief that was a bit outside of our main territory and wrote a really cute RP about it.
I'm so glad you thought it was cute.  I was actually quite tired when I wrote it but I was aspiring to cuteness.

But quite frankly I'm delighted the way things are going.  Successful campaign in the desert, then I got cocky and kept heading west.  And then I was surprised by the might of the G-force armies... I mean really, 3 armies, 2 heavily armed and 1 shiny- yeah shiny! Who the hell makes Shiny equipment here in NA?  And who can afford it?  And all armies over 1200 men.  They surrounded me, but I made a run for it.  And I made it.  But then I got impatient, and, thinking I was safely out of range, marched exhausted men.  Stupid, I know, but I seem to have problems with patience.

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For those who didn't read that, I'm saying "Me good, them bad".
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 07, 2014, 08:13:32 am
Great post.  "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." Love the Conan quote. Could've sworn I've used that quote when I first started playing strat. Awesome :)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 07, 2014, 08:39:31 am
Oddly enough, I just started playing Strat.  Well, last strat I tried building a few armies but kept getting killed by the bowlers.  After weeks of safe travel, I lost interest.  Then I'd get a message saying 'so and so from FIDLGB defeated you.  I tried getting angry, but their return messages were so funny and great I just couldn't.

If you see me in NA1, I try to attack Acre boys, or better yet my compatriot Dirk (often I get killed trying to get to them), because really, if you're going to get killed, its better when done by friends.

But I'm new enough to be excited by Strat.  Not quite as cold and jaded as you have become.  Do you look  back on your early Strat days with a certain wistfulness?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 07, 2014, 08:47:31 am
Well strat definitely ruins relationships with crpg friends. When I look back and think about who I fucked over, I feel bad. It really is horrible. But I don't keep that from stopping a decision to be made. I guess you can say I've turned cold and jaded. Do I like it, no. Do I regret it, yes. Will I keep fighting, yes.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 07, 2014, 08:49:35 am
So what you are saying is, 'War is hell?'  Fortunately being a cold, jaded ancient warrior with too much blood on his hands is pretty awesome too.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 07, 2014, 08:57:51 am
More or less yea lol.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 07, 2014, 09:50:22 am
Well strat definitely ruins relationships with crpg friends. When I look back and think about who I fucked over, I feel bad. It really is horrible. But I don't keep that from stopping a decision to be made. I guess you can say I've turned cold and jaded. Do I like it, no. Do I regret it, yes. Will I keep fighting, yes.

I mean you've attacked us solely at Ismirala without provocation 4 times within 4 strat rounds. That doesn't mean a relationship has been ruined at all. It just means that if we aren't expecting similar intrusions from you in the future, we'd be pretty gat-dang retarded. Yeah, a lot of us will focus on in NA1 on the rare occasion that you're playing, but that's because if we don't the rest of our team will get pooper-pounded into submission.

It takes a really big fucking-over to cement hostile relations between parties.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Westgate on May 07, 2014, 10:10:32 am
Well strat definitely ruins relationships with crpg friends.

Do you all care THAT much about strat you all get pissy with each other over what one faction does in a global environment? Why not kick back in NA1 and chillax in a teamspeak having the good laughs with some friends while we 'gf' each other. I am not saying 'don't do strat,' just saying don't let an e-war ruin friendships.

Disclaimer: This is one of my few serious posts, not my usual trolly posts. But honestly, don't let a game ruin friendships.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bronto on May 07, 2014, 10:16:42 am
Exactly what westgate said. It is just a game. Hate people because they're fuckwits not because they play war in an imaginary land on the internet.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 07, 2014, 10:30:07 am
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Chilled_SWF on May 07, 2014, 02:19:11 pm
"Squids eat a varied diet depending on the species. From the smallest to the largest(traders to... small whales), they eat mainly marine life that can go up in size to a whale depending on the size of the squid.(Just how big are we?) Each species will be different in what they consume as food. The giant squid is notorious for tackling baby whales, as many people can attest to. They can basically eat anything that they can grab onto. While some would say a squid eating a whale may be ludicrous, baby whales are taken by squid at times(prepare yourselves!)." (http://diet.yukozimo.com/what-do-squids-eat/)

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 07, 2014, 02:40:44 pm
Without the animosity I wish to continue these Xp fests.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 07, 2014, 05:40:00 pm
I'm not saying I hate people people because of strat. Everyone hates me lol.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Keshian on May 07, 2014, 08:54:55 pm

It takes a really big fucking-over to cement hostile relations between parties.

Yeah I remember that time I took Sandy into the back alley behind "Chip N' Dales."  I definitely cemented those hostile relations.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 07, 2014, 09:37:01 pm
I love chip n' dale!

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Post by: Keshian on May 08, 2014, 12:13:31 am
I love chip n' dale!

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You should definitely go to Chip N' Dales then.  Dancing squirrels everywhere.  Take your wife and the kids with you - make it a family event.  Your wife will love you for it!  :wink:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 08, 2014, 03:23:52 am
Hey folks,...People lose. None of us are unique butterflies who will get everything we want or even everything that we deserve. People lose in war hence people lose in this game. Relationships are determined for the most part by the reactions of said losers. The level of gloating on the winning parties side plays a role, but it is not the driving force. If you wanna play this game and maintain good relationships with the rest of the community, don't be a sore loser. Easy as that. Look at Hospi for example. We have lost repeatedly in several strat rounds but none of us get on this forum and complain about fairness or whatever other arbitrary factor one might claim was responsible for the loss. If whoever loses this war proceeds to come here and bitch/moan incessantly they will not only lose their war, they will lose healthy relationships.


Fatherly advice finished.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 08, 2014, 03:31:36 am
Oh yeah right...obligatory attempt at forum humor... other fatherly advice...drugs are bad mmmk.

Almost forgot that this forum was meant to encourage fun and enjoyment out of this game rather than the addictive grind we all love so much.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SugarHoe on May 08, 2014, 03:59:22 am
omg don't mess with acre u noobs! if acre so bad y u think they win f*** squids
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 08, 2014, 03:59:41 am
Hey folks,...People lose. None of us are unique butterflies who will get everything we want or even everything that we deserve. People lose in war hence people lose in this game. Relationships are determined for the most part by the reactions of said losers. The level of gloating on the winning parties side plays a role, but it is not the driving force. If you wanna play this game and maintain good relationships with the rest of the community, don't be a sore loser. Easy as that. Look at Hospi for example. We have lost repeatedly in several strat rounds but none of us get on this forum and complain about fairness or whatever other arbitrary factor one might claim was responsible for the loss. If whoever loses this war proceeds to come here and bitch/moan incessantly they will not only lose their war, they will lose healthy relationships.


Fatherly advice finished.
Thx dad
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 08, 2014, 04:47:28 am
do what I can buddy.

one other thing:

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Drunken_sailor on May 08, 2014, 07:27:54 am
moar like Git aff mah gairden ye pumpin' squids
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Canary on May 08, 2014, 12:10:19 pm
You should definitely go to Chip N' Dales then.  Dancing squirrels everywhere.  Take your wife and the kids with you - make it a family event.  Your wife will love you for it!  :wink:

THOSE ARE CHIPMUNKS! DON'T YOU EVER TIRE OF SPREADING YOUR WRETCHED LIES?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 08, 2014, 03:23:12 pm
#chippendales

kesh worst male entertainer

1/10 miley twerks better
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Keshian on May 08, 2014, 04:16:10 pm
THOSE ARE CHIPMUNKS! DON'T YOU EVER TIRE OF SPREADING YOUR WRETCHED LIES?

Squirrels?  Chipmunks?  What's the difference?  They are all just rats in disguise
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 08, 2014, 05:25:58 pm
Squirrels?  Chipmunks?  What's the difference?  They are all just rats in disguise
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 02:22:58 am
Can't call anyone a random trader when they are under YOUR strat faction, just an fyi.

Squids attacking a random trader at god awful time. Allers has asked us for help with the roster. All welcome and a prize of 35k crpg gold will go to the mvp as chosen by allers and 15k crpg gold to top kills and top kd. Don't trust these guys. They will turn on you as soon as it benefits them. They are trying to jump someone with a 9am battle. We can't have many people on at this time to help Allers but he doesn't deserve being ganked by the squids. Please help Allers and get a shot at some crpg gold!

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1251
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 02:40:30 am
Stole 1100 goods from Ulburban. James paid Allers 600k,(to merc)  clearly James went to Allers. Clearly working together. Non the less he stole our goods. We are paying the same prizes. We have gear. They are unarmed. Fight for a Republic! Not for a Dictatorship! James had just as bad battle times. Karma! James does anything in his benefit. To arms! Grab your tentacle, grab your blade, grab an eye on an acre and shove that blade so far up their a**
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 09, 2014, 02:50:25 am
James is a benign king, worth bending the knee to.  He will respect our rights as nobles, and quite frankly he's never told me what to do.  Open trade fiefs and free passage aren't too dictatorial (unlike some certain factions I won't mention).  If he's a dictator he doesn't dictate much.

6:30 am for me.  I guess its a pre-work battle for me.  I try to not get angry at individuals, but when they make me have to wake up an hour earlier....
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 09, 2014, 02:50:36 am
Never thought I'd see a post that read "Please help Allers".

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

A time to help Aller's because of inky squid's and the Kraken.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 02:51:20 am
Stole 1100 goods from Ulburban. James paid Allers 600k,(to merc)  clearly James went to Allers. Clearly working together. Non the less he stole our goods. We are paying the same prizes. We have gear. They are unarmed. Fight for a Republic! Not for a Dictatorship! James had just as bad battle times. Karma! James does anything in his benefit. To arms! Grab your tentacle, grab your blade, grab an eye on an acre and shove that blade so far up their a**

I haven't paid allers a cent.

He is independent

Our battle at a bad time didn't actually occur at that time due to a glitch and also was caused by accidental night time setting

You are losing your mind buddy. You are going to start pissing people off just jumping on independents and calling them acre lol. Fight with these people if you want guys but they are just doing whatever they want and claiming I am Big Bad James. I can't help if you squids are afraid of me. You should be because I wouldn't ever help a faction that behaves like you.

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 02:56:45 am
Deny the truth to make yourself look good. See you at the battle. And many many moons to come ;)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 02:58:04 am
Deny the truth to make yourself look good. See you at the battle. And many many moons to come ;)

Not denying anything lol don't go crazy over this though
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 03:02:36 am
Down vote as it's the only thing you can do :)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 09, 2014, 03:06:19 am
Man, you guys don't even talk shit properly. Look at the old threads between Kesh and...well, pretty much whoever was against Kesh at the time. Take notes.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 03:06:53 am
Down vote as it's the only thing you can do :)

I downvote posts that i disagree with or that are flat-out lies. So you get a lot lol
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 03:15:51 am
Sandy what?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 09, 2014, 03:35:03 am
It's true; Allers is an ACRE sleeper agent being used to sabotage The Honorable Republic of Squids S&D. Caught in the cookie jar James.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 09, 2014, 03:44:07 am
Sandy what?

You paid more than a couple of the mercs that were previously on my side in the ismirala fight that you flag capped on us with 12 more mercs. I mean, I could be wrong, but as far as I understand you paid noodles, knightmare, bob, ballsack, and the others I can't really identify because of their pseudonyms in the battle 50k each to fight. Previously, they were on our roster. There isn't anything wrong with that really, I could have offered each of them 100k after selling some looms or something, but I didn't. It just sucked dick going into the battle thinking "damn, this is a fucking sick ass roster, we got this" then seeing the very best players on your team switch to the other side an hour before.

I'm not bitter about it, and it isn't really even under-handed. If I'm wrong and those players switched on their own accord because you asked them to, tell me.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HardRice on May 09, 2014, 03:45:18 am
Man, you guys don't even talk shit properly. Look at the old threads between Kesh and...well, pretty much whoever was against Kesh at the time. Take notes.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 09, 2014, 03:46:29 am
Man, you guys don't even talk shit properly. Look at the old threads between Kesh and...well, pretty much whoever was against Kesh at the time. Take notes.

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sandy, you seem to have grown a little heart; no 2/10s ever again

1/10 see me after class
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Allers on May 09, 2014, 03:57:40 am
To be honest I'm a neutral I just got back from selling my items from desert in acre territory so I saw a green village with a lot of cheap goods so I went there to buy them then take them to the desert. I literally have 24k on strat with 100 troops. Im not working with Acre at all in strat im playing by myself im not in a faction so stop making up stuff. I wasnt aware that those goods werent fair trade for anyone because I dont play strat and instead of attacking me you couldve pmed me on steam because I have you added on steam
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 09, 2014, 04:02:50 am
SEE HE WAS GOING TO SABOTAGE SPEC ED NEXT...
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 04:09:50 am
Only paid Noodles 50k under the agreement of him signing for two battles. So Sandy, I think the other guys just switched.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 04:57:19 am
I haven't paid allers a cent.

He is independent

Our battle at a bad time didn't actually occur at that time due to a glitch and also was caused by accidental night time setting

You are losing your mind buddy. You are going to start pissing people off just jumping on independents and calling them acre lol. Fight with these people if you want guys but they are just doing whatever they want and claiming I am Big Bad James. I can't help if you squids are afraid of me. You should be because I wouldn't ever help a faction that behaves like you.


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N_James: I removed all the other squids as I found them unbearable to talk to lol
N_James: wesleys losing his marbles
N_James: If he makes any more personal attacks against my person I will lodge a complaint
N_James: i dont give a fuck what he does
N_James: but if hes any more of a piece of shit i will report him
N_James: i dont care about wesley
N_James: he is dead to me after his behaviour
N_James: hes a scumbag piece of shit slimeball
N_James: hed have to check himself around me in person
N_James: never compare them to the group of shitheads in the Squids
N_James: Wesley Dionysus and Holiday went full dickhead
N_James: i wont ever speak with them again
N_James: I won't ever talk about diplomacy with the squids again
N_James: i know that they are douchebags though
N_James: id fuck wesley up if he ever did that shit to my face
N_James: and he lives in my province
N_James: so he should watch himself

The picture above is about Allers payment for mercing with James. James is clearly a liar.
A conversation Alec and James had. James is the one losing his "Marbles".  Threatening me in RL lmao. GG


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Post by: CALAMARI on May 09, 2014, 05:01:54 am
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: KaleLord on May 09, 2014, 05:02:19 am
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just talked to allers, he didnt get paid
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 09, 2014, 05:05:50 am
just talked to allers, he didnt get paid
blind or nahhh
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Post by: KaleLord on May 09, 2014, 05:10:12 am
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Jack1 on May 09, 2014, 05:12:49 am
Man, you guys don't even talk shit properly. Look at the old threads between Kesh and...well, pretty much whoever was against Kesh at the time. Take notes.



I have to agree. the current level of shitposting is well below what it used to be. It used to sound like a bunch of people actually having educated agruements. The current argument sounds like a bunch of 12 year olds.

"I'm not letting you play kick ball with us"

"oh yeah, well i'm going to just not be friends with you"

"oh yeah, well you're ugly"

Next line of posts may include:

"you're a booger face"

"you're ugly"

"you're a dummy"
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 09, 2014, 05:18:55 am
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he is saying MAYB bc he is joking around with you. He did/is getting paid by Acre. Maybe not 600k but nonetheless that is still a quite big amount of gold to be paid to merc.

I may not be thinking to straight but I do still believe he is getting paid. Wesley's conversation is much more definite than yours
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: KaleLord on May 09, 2014, 05:22:11 am
he is saying MAYB bc he is joking around with you. He did/is getting paid by Acre. Maybe not 600k but nonetheless that is still a quite big amount of gold to be paid to merc.

He MIGHT have been promised money to merc but i really doubt anyone would have paid 600k. If allers says he hasn't been paid then he hasn't been paid.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 09, 2014, 05:25:48 am
He MIGHT have been promised money to merc but i really doubt anyone would have paid 600k. If allers says he hasn't been paid then he hasn't been paid.
Then Acre is lying about paying people??
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 09, 2014, 05:25:58 am
He MIGHT have been promised money to merc but i really doubt anyone would have paid 600k. If allers says he hasn't been paid then he hasn't been paid.

lol this is all too funny. In other words don't expect payment if you were promised money from James? James stop being a freak.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: PsychoTwins on May 09, 2014, 05:26:08 am
You paid more than a couple of the mercs that were previously on my side in the ismirala fight that you flag capped on us with 12 more mercs. I mean, I could be wrong, but as far as I understand you paid noodles, knightmare, bob, ballsack, and the others I can't really identify because of their pseudonyms in the battle 50k each to fight.

Which bob? I have never been paid for a battle  :cry:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: StonedSteel on May 09, 2014, 05:31:47 am
pfff this strat sucks

wake me when something interesting happens
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 05:44:55 am

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N_James: id fuck wesley up if he ever did that shit to my face
N_James: and he lives in my province
N_James: so he should watch himself

yeah i will stand by this. if you behaved like you did to me in this game and in teamspeak in real life you would get fucked up. You live in my province, that is a fact. Don't behave this way in public or perhaps we will meet to your misfortune.

I offered allers 600k to fight with us yeah but hes now going to do it for a different figure because of your display. Thank you for that. As for paying him that comes at a later date and I haven't paid him a single silver.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 09, 2014, 05:52:34 am
Ban please, making real life threats is not acceptable. If you would stop coming into our TS and screaming at us every time that would be nice too.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 05:53:49 am
Ban please, making real life threats is not acceptable. If you would stop coming into our TS and screaming at us every time that would be nice too.

havent come back since wesley and the two others requested my prescence and then went on to act like children and make personal attacks at me.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 09, 2014, 05:54:07 am
Get perspective. Look in the mirror and ask yourself "How can I trust Acre after these recent events?" or even better "Is there an Acre sleeper cell in my faction right now?"
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 09, 2014, 05:55:27 am
Nah that makes sense nevermind lol
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 05:58:04 am
*responded to a post that was removed*
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 05:59:49 am
Get perspective. Look in the mirror and ask yourself "How can I trust Acre after these recent events?" or even better "Is there an Acre sleeper cell in my faction right now?"

Hilarious, my faction doesnt spy on people like yours. People instead tell us what you are doing because they think you are assholes.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 09, 2014, 06:02:21 am
I don't see the relevance.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GandalfJr on May 09, 2014, 06:16:11 am
acre more liek gaycre
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 09, 2014, 06:18:04 am
Without the animosity I wish to continue these Xp fests.
^
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Dionysus on May 09, 2014, 06:24:13 am
havent come back since wesley and the two others requested my prescence and then went on to act like children and make personal attacks at me.

For context, we belittled James when I asked him to stop raising his voice, reminded him this is a video game, and told him to stop swearing at us.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 06:30:07 am
Ban please, making real life threats is not acceptable. If you would stop coming into our TS and screaming at us every time that would be nice too.

I don't see the relevance.

If trying to get me banned, for telling you that the scumbag type of behaviour you displayed to me and my guys in ts would get you fucked up, is all you can do to save yourselves, good try. If i get banned for trying to help you to understand that behaving that way is unacceptable I don't care. I can't show everyone how ridiculous you shitheads are in ts(THE SQUID LEADERSHIP) but I was there and so were several of my guys.

As far as how can you trust me in this community realm I haven't fucked over anyone. We have worked with our allies and never backstabbed anyone. I would have worked with you too(THE SQUIDS)but you started jumping our traders and anyone with any association to us. I don't know if you planned this from the start or are trying to be opportunistic. Either way go fuck yourself Wesley. You can come at us all you want I couldn't ask for a shittier person in the realm to fight against.

I endeavor personally to make the community realm as enjoyable as possible because I love the game realm. This land is entertaining holy and the squids seek to desecrate Noble Customs. Help my Kingdom help the Realm.

The Squids recruited me ages ago and as I felt many of them were odd and not enjoyable to be in ts with, mostly I remained quiet and looked for another group. They kicked me from their faction. I don't agree with the way they play Strategus and they know it, they are waging an opportunistic war against us with no provocation trying to attack an easy target. Some of their members have a personal vendetta against me for what reason I can't say. They may be telling you things I have said, things i plan to do, or a variety of other lies. I recommend you join us in feast (thecrusadersofacre.cwvoice.com << Our teamspeak ). Feel free to ask us anything, communication is key. Also you can always send word to me( add N_James to steam) incase you think something has been told to you about us that could be false.

Don't let them tell you our fiefs are closed all are open only curaw and karindi are reserved for traders requesting permissions. All the rest of our fiefs are free trade! They may jump you in our territory, but they may also jump you outside! Their armies are weak and focused on attacking small parties. We are patrolling with armies and will reinforce anyone they jump in our territory as much as possible.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 06:31:25 am
For context, we belittled James when I asked him to stop raising his voice, reminded him this is a video game, and told him to stop swearing at us.

wow you guys are going hard here. You were literally raising your voices and talking over me as I tried to talk to you after you invited me and requested my coming to your ts. Im sorry if you aren't used to swearwords though you fucking slimey pieces of shit
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GandalfJr on May 09, 2014, 06:34:40 am
wow you guys are going hard here. You were literally raising your voices and talking over me as I tried to talk to you after you invited me and requested my coming to your ts. Im sorry if you aren't used to swearwords though you fucking slimey pieces of shit
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* I smell rage in this thread
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 09, 2014, 06:47:46 am
If trying to get me banned, for telling you that the scumbag type of behaviour you displayed to me and my guys in ts would get you fucked up, is all you can do to save yourselves, good try. If i get banned for trying to help you to understand that behaving that way is unacceptable I don't care. I can't show everyone how ridiculous you shitheads are in ts(THE SQUID LEADERSHIP) but I was there and so were several of my guys.

As far as how can you trust me in this community realm I haven't fucked over anyone. We have worked with our allies and never backstabbed anyone. I would have worked with you too(THE SQUIDS)but you started jumping our traders and anyone with any association to us. I don't know if you planned this from the start or are trying to be opportunistic. Either way go fuck yourself Wesley. You can come at us all you want I couldn't ask for a shittier person in the realm to fight against.

I endeavor personally to make the community realm as enjoyable as possible because I love the game realm. This land is entertaining holy and the squids seek to desecrate Noble Customs. Help my Kingdom help the Realm.

The Squids recruited me ages and as I felt many of them were odd and not enjoyable to be in ts with, mostly I remained quiet and looked for another group. They kicked me from their faction. I don't agree with the way they play Strategus and they know it, they are waging an opportunistic war against us with no provocation trying to attack an easy target. Some of their members have a personal vendetta against me for what reason I can't say. They may be telling you things I have said, things i plan to do, or a variety of other lies. I recommend you join us in feast (thecrusadersofacre.cwvoice.com << Our teamspeak ). Feel free to ask us anything, communication is key. Also you can always send word to me( add N_James to steam) incase you think something has been told to you about us that could be false.

Don't let them tell you our fiefs are closed all are open only curaw and karindi are reserved for traders requesting permissions. All the rest of our fiefs are free trade! They may jump you in our territory, but they may also jump you outside! Their armies are weak and focused on attacking small parties. We are patrolling with armies and will reinforce anyone they jump in our territory as much as possible.

There is something seriously wrong with you.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HappyPhantom on May 09, 2014, 06:48:51 am
James, just ignore the trolling (you take it too seriously) and use the power you have in the size of Acre to squash the Squids (sorry Squids) for the glory of chadz.

Squids, keep trolling James because it is funny. Take your accumulated size and squash Acre (sorry James) for XP and the lolz.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 06:52:11 am
There is something seriously wrong with you.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Alaire on May 09, 2014, 06:52:32 am
We all have our differences. Some of us are squids, and some are honorable knights of the realm. Although we disagree with each others opinions and ideologies, lets try to keep it somewhat civil. Sure, from different points of view squids are jerks on occasion; yet such can be viewed as the same with acre.

I believe that if you want to, you all can work together to create something so beautiful without these completely derogatory posts(from both sides).  :lol:

Obviously, if anyone is at war with the other, there will be heated moments of glory and ones of shame as well. Instead of hating the people, hate their pixels in stead. Slay thy foe in battle for honorable victory in thy war! A good long RP about how one hates their enemy helps assuage these feelings of hatred towards the people.

On a side note:
Gandalf... Every time I see your picture, it freaks me out. Truly cringe-worthy! :shock:

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on May 09, 2014, 06:58:42 am
James take a second and read this if your sober enough..

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I haven't paid allers a cent.

He is independent



Blatant lie.

 
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N_James: id fuck wesley up if he ever did that shit to my face
N_James: and he lives in my province
N_James: so he should watch himself

...

You either have multiple personality disorder or your a fucking retard.

Seriously, your now the new Jason the Great, just shut the fuck up

#youhaveawokenthekraken
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 09, 2014, 06:59:15 am
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Oh yeah? Quote and post it?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 07:00:42 am
James take a second and read this if your sober enough..

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Blatant lie.

 
N_James: id fuck wesley up if he ever did that shit to my face
N_James: and he lives in my province
N_James: so he should watch himself

...

You either have multiple personality disorder or your a fucking retard.

Seriously, your now the new Jason the Great, just shut the fuck up

#youhaveawokenthekraken

I can't help it if you can't figure out what happened. Let it rot your brain. I haven't paid allers a single silver lol.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GandalfJr on May 09, 2014, 07:03:33 am

On a side note:
Gandalf... Every time I see your picture, it freaks me out. Truly cringe-worthy! :shock:


So you can see it again

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 07:09:38 am
There is something seriously wrong with you.

You either have multiple personality disorder or your a fucking retard.

in response to
Oh yeah? Quote and post it?

as well as to all the personal attacks i was subjected to when you asked personally for me to come in to your ts and listen.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 07:11:28 am
How can you disagree with that?  :wink: :P
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Westgate on May 09, 2014, 07:12:38 am
You all should get some tampons, this is just stupid/hilarious seeing both sides argue like this. Why cant we just all sit around a bonfire, drink some beer, and play cRPG on our laptops while singing kumbaya? I think there has been more rage here than there was when I played CoD on Xbox with all the 12 year olds.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on May 09, 2014, 07:14:21 am
Dude drink some water for once, you have two obvious and clear lies. Stop spewing out fake shit you trashmaster.

We never threatened you irl like an internet tough guy and lied about it

Dont let this alcoholic spread his propoganda
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Allers on May 09, 2014, 07:19:53 am
I can confirm James hasnt paid me a cent because I told him not to
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 09, 2014, 07:20:48 am
I can confirm James hasnt paid me a cent because I told him not to

Well that aside allers, you shouldn't be touching the villages S&D, reason for the attack
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 07:22:23 am
Then Acre is lying about paying people??

Lol. I never lie about paying people. You and your friends are just confused. I don't feel the need to enlighten you.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Allers on May 09, 2014, 07:24:14 am
Well that aside allers, you shouldn't be touching the villages S&D, reason for the attack
Yeah i know that now , but as i said i dont play strat much usually i just go to any village because i dont even know what clan owns them
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Dionysus on May 09, 2014, 07:34:07 am
I can't show everyone how ridiculous you shitheads are in ts(THE SQUID LEADERSHIP) but I was there and so were several of my guys.

Oh, the irony! Your clanmates who were so embarrassed by your behavior that we had to talk to them after your tantrum?

I endeavor personally to make the community realm as enjoyable as possible because I love the game realm.

In all honesty, you do take in a lot of new members, and that is very helpful to the community. It's just unfortunate that they have to play with such a rude person.

The Squids recruited me ages [ago] and as I felt many of them were odd and not enjoyable to be in ts with, mostly I remained quiet and looked for another group. They kicked me from their faction.

You didn't talk because no one knew who you were. I didn't think you were a bad guy, and whenever someone told me about the little spats they were having with you, I told them to stop talking to me about it because I thought you were a normal person. Boy, was I wrong. I quickly realized all the rumors were true when you began chewing me out for continuing a conversation about polestun in your TeamSpeak, the first half of which you weren't even there for.

Also, we never kicked you from our faction. You left to join Acre along with Reinhardt, Delson, and Chumley.

in response to
as well as to all the personal attacks i was subjected to when you asked personally for me to come in to your ts and listen.

Would you stop making this up? You came into our TS asking about our political relationship with GForce, probably nervous because Holiday cancelled our mercenary agreement which held such little value to you that you forgot it (here comes the belittling again, but I guess it's somehow not belittling to forget the overabundant support we gave you in every fight AND the fact that Lamarr_AoW lifted the flags to your siege battle and saved your asses from an embarrassing defeat). We told you we are just as neutral with them as you are we are with you, and that we'll look to fight the fair fight. You told us they don't deserve help after all the Game of Thrones spoilers (as a fan of the show myself, I thought it was a dick move too, but what would MURDERTRON care if I ruined a video game he plays every now and then). You continued to inform me MURDERTRON "verbally abused" a kid in TeamSpeak, and your choice of vocabulary was so overblown and ridiculous it was admittedly laughworthy. You came into our channel a second time after we fought for GForce in your incredibly unfair battle that you needed good players to ensure your already certain victory. No James, we were not fucking with you, as you so elegantly put it, we were fighting for the side that didn't have gear or merc support.

By the way, the fact that you're internalizing these internet flame wars does not make it a personal attack.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 09, 2014, 07:34:47 am
Well as a fresh set of eyes, with yours and James reputations; I wouldn't doubt that you just deleted the message.
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Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 07:38:38 am
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sure  :lol:. Just remember guys anything the squids tell you feel free to clear with me on steam on the crpg website or in ts.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Allers on May 09, 2014, 07:39:19 am
Well as a fresh set of eyes, with yours and James reputations; I wouldn't doubt that you just deleted the message.
And who are you? And also a game admin could probably check the logs and confirm for you :)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 09, 2014, 07:43:11 am
I am Calamari; generation 18. An upstanding member of the CRPG community. Ask any admin.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 09, 2014, 07:58:42 am
James is pretty gay, get confirmation via Njames on steam.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Allers on May 09, 2014, 08:02:56 am
Never heard of you
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 09, 2014, 08:05:12 am
James is pretty gay, get confirmation via Njames on steam.

/facepalm
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GandalfJr on May 09, 2014, 08:21:22 am
Oh, the irony! Your clanmates who were so embarrassed by your behavior that we had to talk to them after your tantrum?

In all honesty, you do take in a lot of new members, and that is very helpful to the community. It's just unfortunate that they have to play with such a rude person.

You didn't talk because no one knew who you were. I didn't think you were a bad guy, and whenever someone told me about the little spats they were having with you, I told them to stop talking to me about it because I thought you were a normal person. Boy, was I wrong. I quickly realized all the rumors were true when you began chewing me out for continuing a conversation about polestun in your TeamSpeak, the first half of which you weren't even there for.

Also, we never kicked you from our faction. You left to join Acre along with Reinhardt, Delson, and Chumley.

Would you stop making this up? You came into our TS asking about our political relationship with GForce, probably nervous because Holiday cancelled our mercenary agreement which held such little value to you that you forgot it (here comes the belittling again, but I guess it's somehow not belittling to forget the overabundant support we gave you in every fight AND the fact that Lamarr_AoW lifted the flags to your siege battle and saved your asses from an embarrassing defeat). We told you we are just as neutral with them as you are we are with you, and that we'll look to fight the fair fight. You told us they don't deserve help after all the Game of Thrones spoilers (as a fan of the show myself, I thought it was a dick move too, but what would MURDERTRON care if I ruined a video game he plays every now and then). You continued to inform me MURDERTRON "verbally abused" a kid in TeamSpeak, and your choice of vocabulary was so overblown and ridiculous it was admittedly laughworthy. You came into our channel a second time after we fought for GForce in your incredibly unfair battle that you needed good players to ensure your already certain victory. No James, we were not fucking with you, as you so elegantly put it, we were fighting for the side that didn't have gear or merc support.

By the way, the fact that you're internalizing these internet flame wars does not make it a personal attack.
Two words: Put Down
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 09, 2014, 01:25:31 pm
Get perspective. Look in the mirror and ask yourself "How can I trust Acre after these recent events?" or even better "Is there an Acre sleeper cell in my faction right now?"

Yes, because you guys are oh so trustworthy, and you don't have ANY sleeper cells in YOUR faction....
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 09, 2014, 02:25:33 pm
Yes, because you guys are oh so trustworthy, and you don't have ANY sleeper cells in YOUR faction....
i admit, I'm a spy for my lord chadz
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 09, 2014, 02:35:44 pm
I should probably get rid of my "asking mercs to switch sides in a battle is a scumbag move" mentality if you got almost all of our all-stars to switch sides by saying "hey switch sides pls ;)))))

also what the FUCK happened in this thread?? like really what? i looked at the thread last at like 3am and now I have woken up at 8am and there are three pages of awful, awful NOT EVEN SHITPOSTS. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

also calamari you are one of like 3 people in NA that actually makes me mad in the battle server, how can you even do that many generations without taking any sort of effort to do anything other than holding up a shield and throwing? like holy shit nigga, you've won because you make me upset, but goddamn I can't comprehend how you can take it.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 09, 2014, 02:41:46 pm
I should probably get rid of my "asking mercs to switch sides in a battle is a scumbag move" mentality if you got almost all of our all-stars to switch sides by saying "hey switch sides pls ;)))))

also what the FUCK happened in this thread?? like really what? i looked at the thread last at like 3am and now I have woken up at 8am and there are three pages of awful, awful NOT EVEN SHITPOSTS. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

also calamari you are one of like 3 people in NA that actually makes me mad in the battle server, how can you even do that many generations without taking any sort of effort to do anything other than holding up a shield and throwing? like holy shit nigga, you've won because you make me upset, but goddamn I can't comprehend how you can take it.
Ty for the best shitpost this far. Go on brave sandy and bring honor to the forums with your shitposts
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 09, 2014, 03:08:29 pm
I can confirm James hasnt paid me a cent because I told him not to
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If Allers is so gold hungry, why did he refuse Dirk's First place reward?  I think people fight for us because we are so awesome and manly and cool and awesome again and smell so good.

And yeah, lot of shit posts.  If you insult people, do RPily at least.  Hate the character, not the gamer.

PS.  I don't think its worthwhile to send Allers a message.  80 letters in his inbox?  Obviously he doesn't have time to read them.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 09, 2014, 03:14:41 pm
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 09, 2014, 03:21:47 pm
I've seen some spergs in my day, but my god this war takes the cake.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 09, 2014, 03:26:28 pm
Ok, this is too early for a battle, and I'm very Cranky, so I'm going to shit post:

SuperDink Wesley is a super dink, and a poopy pants, and a dumb dumb head.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 09, 2014, 03:40:37 pm
Ok, this is too early for a battle, and I'm very Cranky, so I'm going to shit post:

SuperDink Wesley is a super dink, and a poopy pants, and a dumb dumb head.

rmb
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 09, 2014, 03:45:42 pm
I've seen some spergs in my day, but my god this war takes the cake.

You sure? Those recordings I heard from geforce during your war was pretty funny.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 03:47:41 pm
Look. We have all of the evidence how James is mad IRL. So enjoy OUR battles.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 09, 2014, 04:10:58 pm
I must admit I'm a little disappointed in my team. 

Being outnumbered 7 to 1, I decided not to split my forces, but instead sent everyone in a surprise counter attack.  Unfortunately, the enemy seemed ready for this.  Was there a Squid spy hidden amongst the ranks?  We'll never know.  After a fierce battle lasting at least two seconds, we were crushed.  Superior tactics and maneuvering were defeated by sheer numbers.

Realizing that this mindless horde of cephalods  would stop at nothing, I ordered all the troops to pull back and set up a defensive perimeter.  With very little time I just managed to form up into the dot formation when they were upon us.  The defenders put up a valiant fight.  Such heroism on the field has never been seen in Strat before, and will probably never be seen again.  But these inhuman beasts seemed to feel no pain, to realize no fear.  Lord Bryggan of the renowned 13 Knights showed especial courage, slashing one, hacking another, ignoring the pain and exhaustion in this fierce battle.  But even he could not stem the tide.

Finally the Tuethidan swarm overwhelmed the defensive position, swords swinging wildly in their tentacled grasp.  The great Lord Bryggan, last of the defenders, finally succumbed to his many wounds from the madly flailing weapons.  And silence settled on the field.

The squids, even with their tiny pea sized brains, felt their first emotion ever.  Respect.  Rather than celebrating their stupid 6:35 AM (PST) battle, they left the field sombre.

Was there a reward for top player for defender?  I got no kills, but managed two points.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 09, 2014, 04:11:23 pm
Idk he seems pretty chill when I commune with him through the intertubes. I've been present for some grade melt downs because of Strat and I don't see one coming anytime soon imo fyi btw TGI Fridays...
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 09, 2014, 04:13:52 pm
I must admit I'm a little disappointed in my team. 

Being outnumbered 7 to 1, I decided not to split my forces, but instead sent everyone in a surprise counter attack.  Unfortunately, the enemy seemed ready for this.  Was there a Squid spy hidden amongst the ranks?  We'll never know.  After a fierce battle lasting at least two seconds, we were crushed.  Superior tactics and maneuvering were defeated by sheer numbers.

Realizing that this mindless horde of cephalods  would stop at nothing, I ordered all the troops to pull back and set up a defensive perimeter.  With very little time I just managed to form up into the dot formation when they were upon us.  The defenders put up a valiant fight.  Such heroism on the field has never been seen in Strat before, and will probably never be seen again.  But these inhuman beasts seemed to feel no pain, to realize no fear.  Lord Bryggan of the renowned 13 Knights showed especial courage, slashing one, hacking another, ignoring the pain and exhaustion in this fierce battle.  But even he could not stem the tide.

Finally the Tuethidan swarm overwhelmed the defensive position, swords swinging wildly in their tentacled grasp.  The great Lord Bryggan, last of the defenders, finally succumbed to his many wounds from the madly flailing weapons.  And silence settled on the field.

The squids, even with their tiny pea sized brains, felt their first emotion ever.  Respect.  Rather than celebrating their stupid 6:35 AM (PST) battle, they left the field sombre.

Was there a reward for top player for defender?  I got no kills, but managed two points.

I've seen more heroism in strat before.

I once convinced every Australian playing to pointlessly help defend me after I robbed Chaos. We scared them for half a second because we had a roster double their size, but with 8x their ping so it was doomed, but valiant.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 09, 2014, 04:16:54 pm
I've seen more heroism in strat before.

I once convinced every Australian playing to pointlessly help defend me after I robbed Chaos. We scared them for half a second because we had a roster double their size, but with 8x their ping so it was doomed, but valiant.

No.  No you haven't.  This was the most valiant defense ever, and all those Squids are still smarting from the 2 points of damage I inflicted on them.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 05:40:42 pm
Stories die on. Kingdoms live on.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 09, 2014, 07:14:41 pm
Well the Spartan Kingdom is long gone, but the stories of Thermopylae live on.  The Holy Roman Empire expired but the stories of Roland persist.  Mongolian Empire fell apart, but Genghis Khan lives on.  The Zulu Empire is no more, but everyone knows Shaka Zulu.

I'm sure the story of the 9:30 am Eastern time battle will persist too.  The tale of the dishonourable Squids who obviously have no jobs or school to go to, but apparently live in their parents basement collecting welfare and gaming.  I don't care if you have your own entrance, its still pathetic.

That being said, it is kinda shitty when you get the jump on someone, but have to wait 8 hours to be a gentleman, and you have to hope they will be gentlemanly enough not to run away during that time.  Of course Allers wouldn't have run away, seeing that the last thing he expected was to be attacked.  If you did not trust him, you could have at least forewarned him by putting a bounty on his head.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 07:33:51 pm
"Science rules" "Welfare rules"
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Relit on May 09, 2014, 08:08:31 pm
I wish both sides would stop with the somewhat high amounts of personal attacks. This entire war is a microcosm of the strat playing CRPG community. People going out of their way to bribe players off enemies rosters, ridiculous mercenary paying agreements and in general shitty attitudes. This is why I did not want to bring people back for this strat. To compete with everybody's poor sportsmanship, you have to stoop down to their level.

I implore both sides to pull back from the way this has been acted out and try to find ways to bring other players into strat who may be turned away by the current horrible state of relations within strat.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 09, 2014, 08:21:11 pm
I wish both sides would stop with the somewhat high amounts of personal attacks. This entire war is a microcosm of the strat playing CRPG community. People going out of their way to bribe players off enemies rosters, ridiculous mercenary paying agreements and in general shitty attitudes. This is why I did not want to bring people back for this strat. To compete with everybody's poor sportsmanship, you have to stoop down to their level.

I implore both sides to pull back from the way this has been acted out and try to find ways to bring other players into strat who may be turned away by the current horrible state of relations within strat.

tl;dr

fuck you spergs, we want fun strat not this hobgobbling shit

p.s. you suck at shitposting
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Westgate on May 09, 2014, 08:26:25 pm
"Science rules" "Welfare rules"
O'doyle Rules!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 09, 2014, 09:03:06 pm
I know I'm supposed to be nice to cRPG players now, but you guys are making a mockery of a passion of mine.

I am cRPG'S Senior VP of Shitposting, and with all the authority that position gives me I have to say this thread sucks and is making me slowly hate all of you because you're all rambling on about personal bullshit. Just call each other gay and get over it, jesus fuck sake. Let me try and guide you with two quotes that always keep my course true at times like this.

"A new command I give you: shitpost one another. As I have shitposted you, so you must shitpost one another."

"...For God so loved the world that that he gave his only son, so that whomever believeth in Him shall not perish but instead shitpost on the internet."
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 09:27:58 pm
Daruvian just leave.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HardRice on May 09, 2014, 09:33:43 pm
I know I'm supposed to be nice to cRPG players now, but you guys are making a mockery of a passion of mine.

I am cRPG'S Senior VP of Shitposting, and with all the authority that position gives me I have to say this thread sucks and is making me slowly hate all of you because you're all rambling on about personal bullshit. Just call each other gay and get over it, jesus fuck sake. Let me try and guide you with two quotes that always keep my course true at times like this.

"A new command I give you: shitpost one another. As I have shitposted you, so you must shitpost one another."

"...For God so loved the world that that he gave his only son, so that whomever believeth in Him shall not perish but instead shitpost on the internet."

The only noticeable thing about your shit posts were the large caps and irregular swears, not much else.

2/10 shittyposter
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Artyem on May 09, 2014, 10:14:58 pm
This thread gave me cancer.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 09, 2014, 10:20:16 pm
Perhaps my last post was a shit post.  As was the one where I called SuperDink_Wesley_AOW a super dink and a poopy pants.  I apologize for that.  But I suppose it sounded like I said people who live in their parents' basement were pathetic.  I do not believe that.  While I myself wouldn't live like that (mom said no way), I respect their lifestyle choice.  But I meant it was pathetic to take advantage of that to win quick battles.

WesleySnipes has put up some pretty entertaining posts that I plussed, but it gets annoying watching him keep trying (and often succeeding) pushing James' buttons.  But I hate his avatar.  The guy looks so damn smug.  I just hope it isn't actually a picture of Wesley.  I also have a hard time believing he's Canadian.  We are usually so damn polite.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 09, 2014, 10:41:42 pm
I know I'm supposed to be nice to cRPG players now, but you guys are making a mockery of a passion of mine.

I am cRPG'S Senior VP of Shitposting, and with all the authority that position gives me I have to say this thread sucks and is making me slowly hate all of you because you're all rambling on about personal bullshit. Just call each other gay and get over it, jesus fuck sake. Let me try and guide you with two quotes that always keep my course true at times like this.

"A new command I give you: shitpost one another. As I have shitposted you, so you must shitpost one another."

"...For God so loved the world that that he gave his only son, so that whomever believeth in Him shall not perish but instead shitpost on the internet."

Why in God's name, WHY did this get downvotes and my absolute piece of fucking shit not-even-a-shitpost get upvotes? I don't get it. I just woke up still a quarter-drunken to go to work and rambled about some shit. I don't understand things. Is shitposting so ingrained in my being that every post besides the PUBLIC SPERG ANNOUNCEMENTS are shitposts?

We live in an odd world. And be assured, I don't just defend his posts because I think he's cute. That's not even three-quarters of it!

Wait, nevermind, it's clearly entirely the work of my signature. Mystery solved.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 09, 2014, 10:58:55 pm
Bryggan, havnt you ever heard of the movie "Aliens"? Yea it's private Drake who dies pretty much when the marines land and search the mining colony. I am polite to the people who deserve it. Generally speaking, most Americans are assholes, which is why they think Canadians are super polite.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SugarHoe on May 09, 2014, 11:07:39 pm
squids you need to stop or else...
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HarryCrumb on May 09, 2014, 11:16:32 pm
I wish both sides would stop with the somewhat high amounts of personal attacks. This entire war is a microcosm of the strat playing CRPG community. People going out of their way to bribe players off enemies rosters, ridiculous mercenary paying agreements and in general shitty attitudes. This is why I did not want to bring people back for this strat. To compete with everybody's poor sportsmanship, you have to stoop down to their level.

I implore both sides to pull back from the way this has been acted out and try to find ways to bring other players into strat who may be turned away by the current horrible state of relations within strat.

"say h'wat?!"

~the realist realit
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 09, 2014, 11:49:13 pm
"Science rules" "Welfare rules"

"Eugenics and racial science rules"
-Adolf Nye, the science national socialist
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Yoshi on May 10, 2014, 12:11:19 am
King James? More like King Lames!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: PsychoTwins on May 10, 2014, 12:13:20 am
King James? More like King Lames!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yoshi?!? More like SUSHI  :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 10, 2014, 12:43:46 am
Disclaimer: This post does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of Hospitaller or any Hospitaller member. Permission was not granted to me by the Great Leper King Peppovitch to make the following statements.

A brief history lesson for ya'll as far as I can remember (too much pot). Both Acre and Squid were founded through varying degrees of treachery/dishonorable actions. Way back in the day of Strat 1 as we Templars were fighting the then relatively unknown Druzhina there was a strength in the Templar order from a collection of NA players. This strength of the Templars with North American Ping was led by myself and Marshall Reinhardt. Upon extensive game mechanic abuse, the Russian horde began overwhelming us pious Templars and when we were at our greatest moment of need, the Marshall left the Templars to go on to form Acre. Our forces were quickly overwhelmed and after the wipe, I took a hiatus from the council. Though I was bitter about this abandonment for quit some time, bygones are bygones and quite honestly, I am rooting for Acre in this war as well as in their future endeavors.

The squids, as far as I know and I may be horribly mistaken here so please forgive me if so and correct me so I may have an accurate working knowledge of the applicable histories, were also founded on dishonorable actions. Back in strat 4 when KUTT was a new, prosperous clan with much potential (an ally and friend of hosp btw, so personal bias will apply to following statement), the teutonic knights were formed as an offshoot of KUTT. I believe this was Wesley. Well, ambitions have a tendency to invalidate loyalties in many men and women and soon the teutonic knights split from KUTT and in a highly dramatic fashion betrayed and essentially assisted in the massive gangrape of KUTT. They were wiped off the map in about a week's time. Teutonics (a very short lived clan name and their actions invalidated any claim they may have had to an honorable knightly RP name) died out and eventually became AOW and now Squids.

The basic point here is that both of these clans have skeletons in their closets, so please stop this petty fighting over the moral high ground because honestly, neither of you have a legitimate claim to any moral argument. When you have to pay mercs to fight for you, you're doing something seriously wrong. Not only are you both paying mercs to fight, but you have devolved to pathetic squabbling over the ensuing drama from said paying of mercs. Both of your shits stink, acre's in my slightly biased opinion slightly less so.

That being said...Go Acre!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Artyem on May 10, 2014, 12:58:31 am
The Teutonics were originally going to join Fimbulvetr, but Occitan attacked us and they backed out.

and then they attacked Ismirala, gf.

also, Frisia got a bunch of duped shit from attacking Mawiti last strat.  I think Sandy put all of it on a guy that was mostly inactive and was sending him to go AFK in a castle somewhere.  Boy, weren't we surprised when AoW attacked him.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 10, 2014, 01:03:47 am
The Teutonics were originally going to join Fimbulvetr, but Occitan attacked us and they backed out.

and then they attacked Ismirala, gf.

I think they were going to join fimbulvetr but this was the time of digglez and I think he did some diggling and turned wesley off of it?

Or maybe turboflex did some flexing and turned him off of it, he could be known to do that from time to time.

But yeah, if I remember right they attacked us at ismirala but we had a fucking sick-ass merc pool and had our shit together at the time so we repelled them and were about to try a counter-attack when CHAOS and friends decided to gangfuck them. People were all like "muh mega super-secret alliance" and I was all like "damnit i just wanted to kick their asses for being dicks but instead all i got to do was kill all their traders and watch them get gang-banged by 3 clans at once"
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Artyem on May 10, 2014, 01:13:38 am
I think they were going to join fimbulvetr but this was the time of digglez and I think he did some diggling and turned wesley off of it?

Or maybe turboflex did some flexing and turned him off of it, he could be known to do that from time to time.

That's entirely possible, Digglez was pretty good at ruining strat relations.

Not Turboflex though, he's like the dad of the internet, a true nice guy.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 10, 2014, 01:28:42 am
That's entirely possible, Digglez was pretty good at ruining strat relations.

Not Turboflex though, he's like the dad of the internet, a true nice guy.

Turboflex was a really good guy it seemed, but I maintain that he could do some flexing every now and again. If he thought someone was being an idiot he'd just be like "dude, you're being a fucking retard" and folks don't tend to enjoy that.

also lol strat :^)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 10, 2014, 01:31:30 am
lol
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Dirkdi on May 10, 2014, 01:55:42 am
I must admit I'm a little disappointed in my team. 

Being outnumbered 7 to 1, I decided not to split my forces, but instead sent everyone in a surprise counter attack.  Unfortunately, the enemy seemed ready for this.  Was there a Squid spy hidden amongst the ranks?  We'll never know.  After a fierce battle lasting at least two seconds, we were crushed.  Superior tactics and maneuvering were defeated by sheer numbers.

Realizing that this mindless horde of cephalods  would stop at nothing, I ordered all the troops to pull back and set up a defensive perimeter.  With very little time I just managed to form up into the dot formation when they were upon us.  The defenders put up a valiant fight.  Such heroism on the field has never been seen in Strat before, and will probably never be seen again.  But these inhuman beasts seemed to feel no pain, to realize no fear.  Lord Bryggan of the renowned 13 Knights showed especial courage, slashing one, hacking another, ignoring the pain and exhaustion in this fierce battle.  But even he could not stem the tide.

Finally the Tuethidan swarm overwhelmed the defensive position, swords swinging wildly in their tentacled grasp.  The great Lord Bryggan, last of the defenders, finally succumbed to his many wounds from the madly flailing weapons.  And silence settled on the field.

The squids, even with their tiny pea sized brains, felt their first emotion ever.  Respect.  Rather than celebrating their stupid 6:35 AM (PST) battle, they left the field sombre.

Was there a reward for top player for defender?  I got no kills, but managed two points.

Imagine if the Thirteen Knights weren't at half strength? We could have possibly inflicted at least 5 points damage.  Then they would be forced to crawl back to their dwellings to lick their wounds, and i doubt we would see the likes of that army for a good while.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: BaleOhay on May 10, 2014, 02:06:03 am
wussley and crew jumped to us from KUTT ally when it was pretty clear we were about to roll over them. Tough call but many of the players here would have done the same given the circumstances. Afterwards they were always great group and perfectly reliable with us. Add to that some of the better mercs to have on your team as a whole clan.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 10, 2014, 02:07:40 am
wussley and crew jumped to us from KUTT ally when it was pretty clear we were about to roll over them. Tough call but many of the players here would have done the same given the circumstances. Afterwards they were always great group and perfectly reliable with us. Add to that some of the better mercs to have on your team as a whole clan.

Astralis are the captain of a sinking ship. No Cowards here.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 10, 2014, 02:24:34 am
Astralis are the captain of a sinking ship. No Cowards here.

Astralis has TOO much pride.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 10, 2014, 02:28:02 am
Astralis are the captain of a sinking ship. No Cowards here.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 10, 2014, 02:28:14 am
Well said Bro Bale. Yeah I wasn't aloud in fimbutthole thing which pretty much originated from TAMDA, only NH joined in. Later on Teutonics left it TAMDA, and I wanted in fimbutthole but Turbo's dick was too hard and he insisted I was unreliable... If you know what I mean ;). Blah blah blah. So far this strat is going planned. Muahahahaha.


Edit: TAMDA was my idea. I came to Artyrm and brought up the idea.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Artyem on May 10, 2014, 02:52:12 am
I thought Sauce and Elindor came up with TAMDA, because it was Elindor who came to me with the idea.  Really though, the whole thing was doomed from the start.  Since the backbone of it was HG and they gave their fiefs to Remnant, who in turn joined FCC, who basically ended up controlling most of the tundra anyway.

man, strat 4 sucked dick
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Jack1 on May 10, 2014, 03:15:49 am
I must admit I'm a little disappointed in my team. 

Being outnumbered 7 to 1, I decided not to split my forces, but instead sent everyone in a surprise counter attack.  Unfortunately, the enemy seemed ready for this.  Was there a Squid spy hidden amongst the ranks?  We'll never know.  After a fierce battle lasting at least two seconds, we were crushed.  Superior tactics and maneuvering were defeated by sheer numbers.

Realizing that this mindless horde of cephalods  would stop at nothing, I ordered all the troops to pull back and set up a defensive perimeter.  With very little time I just managed to form up into the dot formation when they were upon us.  The defenders put up a valiant fight.  Such heroism on the field has never been seen in Strat before, and will probably never be seen again.  But these inhuman beasts seemed to feel no pain, to realize no fear.  Lord Bryggan of the renowned 13 Knights showed especial courage, slashing one, hacking another, ignoring the pain and exhaustion in this fierce battle.  But even he could not stem the tide.

Finally the Tuethidan swarm overwhelmed the defensive position, swords swinging wildly in their tentacled grasp.  The great Lord Bryggan, last of the defenders, finally succumbed to his many wounds from the madly flailing weapons.  And silence settled on the field.

The squids, even with their tiny pea sized brains, felt their first emotion ever.  Respect.  Rather than celebrating their stupid 6:35 AM (PST) battle, they left the field sombre.

Was there a reward for top player for defender?  I got no kills, but managed two points.

if you didn't +1 that post you either didn't read it or are just not humorous. I mean really. the dot formation. what more can be said.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 10, 2014, 04:11:34 am
Well said Bro Bale. Yeah I wasn't aloud in fimbutthole thing which pretty much originated from TAMDA, only NH joined in. Later on Teutonics left it TAMDA, and I wanted in fimbutthole but Turbo's dick was too hard and he insisted I was unreliable... If you know what I mean ;). Blah blah blah. So far this strat is going planned. Muahahahaha.


Edit: TAMDA was my idea. I came to Artyrm and brought up the idea.

hello, your opinion is wrong and mine is right you colossal shitbaby

fimbul = "hey, ravens/dracul/frisia, we all get along with each other, lets attack people together and stuff"

tamda = "wow, that sounds gay, lets none of us join it."

but i think we can both agree thats pretty irrelevant, and I want to get back on track with inspiring better shitposting out of you guys

i think this quote from the legendgayry transcendentalist, henry david thoreau will help get you guys in the right state of mind

"What shitposts behind us and what shitposts ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what shitposts within us."
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Real_Dece_Guy on May 10, 2014, 04:34:00 am
I just read 10 pages of this in a row, and I may well have gotten brain cancer.

I'm no closer to understanding this war, except that apparently Squids are determined to take the low road this strat, dick whoever they want, and justify it by saying it makes somebody mad.  There are about 5 straight pages of "lol, he mad" in this thread. 

Ask yourselves - is this the faction you want to support? 

Half the shit being talked about in this thread isn't stuff anyone else was present for, but was steam/teamspeak diplomacy being gratuitously leaked.  So, distasteful as I find it, I'll add one more bit of information from TS for the record.  I was at the meeting where Wesley and a couple others were talking about the merc agreement we had honestly forgotten about, because it was apparently discussed only once weeks/months back, not posted on Diplomacy, and hadn't come up since.  I asked them if we had done anything to hurt their faction as a result of this lapse of memory, and they admitted, straight up, that we had not, it just hurt their feelings.  Then they went back to badgering James, and negotiations, predictably, came to an end.  About one day later, they started this war.

Other than that, I'd just like to thank Daruvian (and Sandy) for providing the only entertainment in this thread, and trying to elevate the discourse to a more tolerable type of shitpost.  I really never thought I'd say this but
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At last I truly see.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 10, 2014, 04:40:29 am
I just read 10 pages of this in a row, and I may well have gotten brain cancer.

I'm no closer to understanding this war, except that apparently Squids are determined to take the low road this strat, dick whoever they want, and justify it by saying it makes somebody mad.  There are about 5 straight pages of "lol, he mad" in this thread. 

Ask yourselves - is this the faction you want to support? 

Half the shit being talked about in this thread isn't stuff anyone else was present for, but was steam/teamspeak diplomacy being gratuitously leaked.  So, distasteful as I find it, I'll add one more bit of information from TS for the record.  I was at the meeting where Wesley and a couple others were talking about the merc agreement we had honestly forgotten about, because it was apparently discussed only once weeks/months back, not posted on Diplomacy, and hadn't come up since.  I asked them if we had done anything to hurt their faction as a result of this lapse of memory, and they admitted, straight up, that we had not, it just hurt their feelings.  Then they went back to badgering James, and negotiations, predictably, came to an end.  About one day later, they started this war.

Other than that, I'd just like to thank Daruvian (and Sandy) for providing the only entertainment in this thread, and trying to elevate the discourse to a more tolerable type of shitpost.  I really never thought I'd say this but
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At last I truly see.

I am so disappointed I myself did not entertain you.  I suppose my dry history does not excite.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Real_Dece_Guy on May 10, 2014, 04:42:45 am
I am so disappointed I myself did not entertain you.  I suppose my dry history does not excite.

I'm sorry Bryggan - I blame the brain damage from this thread.  You done good, and I always appreciate RP.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HappyPhantom on May 10, 2014, 04:59:40 am
What would Star Wars have been without Darth Vader?

What would Thelma and Louise have been without the rapist all men?

Who would James T. Kirk have become if it wasn't for Khan? ... yadda yadda...

I for one applaud the Squids. It's great to have a bad guy.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 10, 2014, 05:05:54 am
I just read 10 pages of this in a row, and I may well have gotten brain cancer.

I'm no closer to understanding this war, except that apparently Squids are determined to take the low road this strat, dick whoever they want, and justify it by saying it makes somebody mad.  There are about 5 straight pages of "lol, he mad" in this thread. 

Ask yourselves - is this the faction you want to support? 

Half the shit being talked about in this thread isn't stuff anyone else was present for, but was steam/teamspeak diplomacy being gratuitously leaked.  So, distasteful as I find it, I'll add one more bit of information from TS for the record.  I was at the meeting where Wesley and a couple others were talking about the merc agreement we had honestly forgotten about, because it was apparently discussed only once weeks/months back, not posted on Diplomacy, and hadn't come up since.  I asked them if we had done anything to hurt their faction as a result of this lapse of memory, and they admitted, straight up, that we had not, it just hurt their feelings.  Then they went back to badgering James, and negotiations, predictably, came to an end.  About one day later, they started this war.

Other than that, I'd just like to thank Daruvian (and Sandy) for providing the only entertainment in this thread, and trying to elevate the discourse to a more tolerable type of shitpost.  I really never thought I'd say this but
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At last I truly see.

Stopped reading just another delusional post by James_2_of_Acre,.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 10, 2014, 05:09:31 am
hello, personal consultant here

this man is attempting to make you mad while adding no meat to the conversation

i advise that you call him something rude and tell him hes wrong

if he replies, it does not matter what he says, what you must do is call him mad

at that point he is provably mad and you have won the conversation
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 10, 2014, 05:45:36 am
hello, personal consultant here

this man is attempting to make you mad while adding no meat to the conversation

i advise that you call him something rude and tell him hes wrong

if he replies, it does not matter what he says, what you must do is call him mad

at that point he is provably mad and you have won the conversation

HARD MODE: call him mad without using the words "mad, nerd, autism" or mentioning likely real-life characteristics.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 10, 2014, 07:04:54 am
I don't understand all the downvotes. This is the kind of diplomacy thread that has been missing since last strat ended. This is real. Real people. Real emotions. Real backstabbing and internet detectives.

It's the crpg version of Maury or Jerry Springer. And I love it.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 10, 2014, 12:32:38 pm
Nothing but down votes and shit posts.  The only shining beacon of glory is the 13 Knights.  These brave, brave fellows, while merciless, show up to all the battles and joke around pre-battle with the insidious cephalods before unleashing their fury against them.

Our last battle had the full complement of the 13 Knights, once again against innumerable foes (innumerable if you can't count past 5 (there were six of them) which most of 13K can't), BUT as it was, with the full complement of the 13 Knights, damage was done.  While I distracted the enemy by getting killed by them ( a sound tactic, as Sun Tzu or Von Clauswitz would agree), Dirk was able to kill 2 of those scoundrelly scoundrelous scoundrels.

But once again the 13 Knights suffered defeat.  Or did they?  Every battle they fight gains them strength.  The casual observer sees their heroism, and wants to be a part of that.  To win with honour is one thing (like we did with New Shulus, New Slekhz Castle and New Anus Audi and that silly caravan that did not run after we took it), but to lose with honour is something new to this strat thing.

We showed up when everything looked hopeless.  We showed up expecting and embracing defeat.   In peasant gear Dirk slew 2 of the armed squids, while Bryggan did the cool things that make Bryggan so cool.  Was there shame in that defeat.  Oh no!  The legend of the 13 knights is just beginning.  Every defeat we take in the name of random travelers who thought they were safe from the Kraken's tentacles is one more nail in the Squids' coffin.

Heroes are rare and few these days, but past events have shown us all that the 13 Knights are all (both of them) true heroes.  We are, good people, the beacon of light in this dreary, dimlit world of strat 5.

Let the adulation begin!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Mae. on May 10, 2014, 04:03:12 pm
HARD MODE: call him mad without using the words "mad, nerd, autism" or mentioning likely real-life characteristics.

ASSi9  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: dreadnok on May 10, 2014, 06:42:13 pm
may god bless you james
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 10, 2014, 07:11:29 pm
May the Kraken suck you dry Dread ;)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Westgate on May 10, 2014, 07:59:23 pm
May the Kraken suck you dry Dread ;)
If the Kraken can't, I will.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: dreadnok on May 10, 2014, 08:34:46 pm
sigh, i was just a stupid templar thing!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 10, 2014, 09:23:07 pm
sigh, i was just a stupid templar thing!

Sure it was. 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 10, 2014, 09:41:03 pm
Sure it was.
Don't Disrespect Dread

Triple D like my man tits
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 10, 2014, 10:28:27 pm
"If you can dream it, you can shitpost it."
 - Walt Disney
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SittingBull on May 10, 2014, 10:50:44 pm
Astralis has TOO much pride.

I take a certain amount of pride in that.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 10, 2014, 10:58:45 pm
I take a certain amount of pride in that.

Well I mean its true.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 11, 2014, 12:25:06 am
Well I mean its true.

but i thought gay pride was okay
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 11, 2014, 12:49:43 am
but i thought gay pride was okay

Sure its fine, both don't matter to me though.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Alaire on May 11, 2014, 01:04:02 am
Only in America!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sir_Alec on May 11, 2014, 02:46:10 am
Astralis
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 11, 2014, 02:51:54 am
Which one is sitting bull?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 11, 2014, 03:01:05 am
Astralis
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what I thought when I saw this...

"Astralis... A guilty burden upon the winners."

Don't worry fella's we'll throw money at your slot machines while you serve us booze.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SittingBull on May 11, 2014, 04:45:52 am
Astralis
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Second to the left is the real SittingBull.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 11, 2014, 05:15:50 am
Sittingbull is correct, second to the left is sitting bull.

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: dreadnok on May 11, 2014, 07:27:48 am
Sure it was.


im really not too into strat. i get kicked out of all the meetings in the first 5 minutes because im asking for draft advice in madden
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Real_Dece_Guy on May 11, 2014, 07:32:25 am
Squids take things to a new low in tonight's battle with abusive ban polls.  Considering that you have to scroll through a list of players and ban, I highly doubt the first was a misclick, and the second two definitely weren't.

Way to keep it classy, guys.
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 11, 2014, 07:37:53 am
skyladders and equipment over flags.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Dionysus on May 11, 2014, 07:43:39 am
Gomer and some rando from GoW posted those. We were telling people to hit 2 in TeamSpeak. Nothing to see here.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 11, 2014, 08:55:48 am
Lol, Gomer is permabanned from like half of the teamspeaks in this community and has been perma-banned multiple times.

I'm sure he's too stupid to use a VPN, just IP ban him and get it over with.

SUPER DRANK EDIT: god knows why you would even accept gomer to your banner, he's not very good and he yells very loudly in every teamspeak he isn't banned in. he is one of less than a dozen players that I know that is actually mad at this game more than 75 percent of the time he plays
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 11, 2014, 05:23:56 pm
That's why I like him. ;)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 11, 2014, 06:47:29 pm
Squids take things to a new low in tonight's battle with abusive ban polls.  Considering that you have to scroll through a list of players and ban, I highly doubt the first was a misclick, and the second two definitely weren't.

Way to keep it classy, guys.
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Not surprised. 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: The_PermaBanned_Hero on May 11, 2014, 07:53:35 pm
Which one is sitting bull?
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 11, 2014, 09:43:22 pm
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Holy...I...Actually laughed :lol:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on May 11, 2014, 10:46:01 pm
Holy...I...Actually laughed :lol:

I'll bet that was the homeless guy who told Jimmy Haslam to draft Johnny Manziel lol. 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 12, 2014, 04:12:48 am
ya know, for as much drama has been thrown around this forum for this war...Its really been a shitty war. No fief sieges whatsoever thus far and the war has been going on for over a week. Get it together people ffs.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SittingBull on May 12, 2014, 04:24:31 am
So many fiefs owned by so few that do anything with them. Mores the pity.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 12, 2014, 04:26:40 am
seriously, no offense sitting bull but squids are at war with an actually powerful enemy (acre) and they are attacking your only fief (tilbaut castle)? What is the point of this entire war guys? Seems like a lot of people talking and very few walking.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 12, 2014, 04:29:41 am
ya know, for as much drama has been thrown around this forum for this war...Its really been a shitty war. No fief sieges whatsoever thus far and the war has been going on for over a week. Get it together people ffs.

Astralis Never Disappoints. First war in strat. Best war in Strat.

Oh and Squids attacked Acre first. Can't rue the attacker for picking off more than he can chew.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 12, 2014, 04:38:46 am
First Village NA. First city NA. -Squids.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 12, 2014, 04:40:32 am
and you still haven't accomplished anything lol
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HardRice on May 12, 2014, 04:43:31 am
Astralis Never Disappoints. First war in strat. Best war in Strat.


Hey we had something to do with that!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 12, 2014, 04:46:56 am
Hey we had something to do with that!

'Tis true. You were a fun tango partner, but you stepped on my toes a bit to much for me. I'm not one for chubby women either.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SittingBull on May 12, 2014, 04:49:27 am
seriously, no offense sitting bull but squids are at war with an actually powerful enemy (acre) and they are attacking your only fief (tilbaut castle)? What is the point of this entire war guys? Seems like a lot of people talking and very few walking.

I'm confused what's the offense?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 12, 2014, 05:12:09 am
seriously, no offense sitting bull but squids are at war with an actually powerful enemy (acre) and they are attacking your only fief (tilbaut castle)? What is the point of this entire war guys? Seems like a lot of people talking and very few walking.

The Squids fear Astralis.  No more, no less.  Can't let them have a foothold on the map.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 12, 2014, 05:16:40 am
well, If I were a squid tactician, I wouldn't be wasting my time with an enemy with as little strength as astralis. I didn't want to hurt your feelings because I am just a nice guy like that, I was simply dealing with reality and thus felt the need to include that small disclaimer. IE, no offense but acre is a much bigger threat to squids than you are.

Wesley- I don't give a crap about your earlier credentials in this strat round. This thread is about this particular war and essentially neither side has done jack shit but troll each other on the forums and a few minor skirmishes. Get your shit together.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SittingBull on May 12, 2014, 05:18:25 am
Ah, no offense taken then.  :wink:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Soldier_of_God on May 12, 2014, 05:57:34 am
You know, we'll just have to see how it all plays out. All i know is that me and my clan are going to have fun.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Quiksilver on May 12, 2014, 06:02:58 am
No one would care about astralis if they didnt plant their asses in the middle of the trade routes for the obvious reason of messing with us.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 12, 2014, 06:10:26 am
No one would care about astralis if they didnt plant their asses in the middle of the trade routes for the obvious reason of messing with us.

Well, Astralis may not have cared about AoW if AoW didn't uproot them for the sake of uprooting them. 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: The_PermaBanned_Hero on May 12, 2014, 06:14:34 am
Well, Astralis may not have cared about AoW if AoW didn't uproot them for the sake of uprooting them.
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SittingBull on May 12, 2014, 06:28:23 am
No one would care about astralis if they didnt plant their asses in the middle of the trade routes for the obvious reason of messing with us.

:( No one?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Dionysus on May 12, 2014, 06:30:36 am
and you still haven't accomplished anything lol

Who are you?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 12, 2014, 06:33:34 am
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and shitpost.”

Mark Twain


"I urge you to please notice when you shitpost, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'"

Kurt Vonnegut
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 12, 2014, 06:37:37 am
Wait hold up, the goblins accomplished mad shit. They own half the map.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 12, 2014, 06:46:53 am
"God creates shitposting, God kills shitposting, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back shitposting."

Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 12, 2014, 07:04:45 am
"In order to succeed, your desire for shitposting should be greater than your fear of being shitposted."
-Bill Cosby
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 12, 2014, 07:09:47 am
this mans got it ^^

"They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... shitposting, shitposting in the deep. We cannot get out. The shitposting moves in the dark. We cannot get out... They are coming."
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 12, 2014, 07:30:57 am
Buddhism addresses deeply philosophical questions regarding the nature of shitposting. One of the fundamental teachings is that all the constituent forms (sankharas) that make up the internet are temporary (Pali: anicca), arising and passing away, and therefore without concrete identity (atta). This lack of enduring identity (anatta) of internet phenomena has important consequences for the possibility of liberation from the shitposting which gives rise to suffering. (citation needed) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_in_Buddhism)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on May 12, 2014, 08:16:33 am
Hey we had something to do with that!

Luck had as much to do with it as anything.  If Killer hadn't picked up a ladder one of their mercs dropped allowing us to secure the rooftops in Fenada we probably would have lost.  That was still the best fight in strat as far as I'm concerned. 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on May 12, 2014, 08:18:27 am
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I'm not sure how to shitpost.  Does this qualify? 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on May 12, 2014, 08:26:28 am
Fuck it I'm too drunk to figure out how to delete this post. 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 12, 2014, 09:36:11 am
Fuck it I'm too drunk to figure out how to delete this post.

never delete a post when you're drunk

at least wait until the morning to regret it and delete it, but even better, don't delete it at all.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 12, 2014, 09:37:44 am
ya know, for as much drama has been thrown around this forum for this war...Its really been a shitty war. No fief sieges whatsoever thus far and the war has been going on for over a week. Get it together people ffs.
Um, if I remember correctly, the 13 Knights captured New Anus Audi from G-Force.

I am pleased to announce that the fief of New Anus Audi now belongs to the 13 Knights, and following the example of our liege, his Majesty King James of Acre, we have made it a free trade fief*.  Tax is a mere 8%, goods price is 23, and plenty of prosperity so you won't get stuck hanging around for S&D.

Here's a promo for our village:
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The taking of New Anus Audi:
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And would the people who got 1st, 5th and 10th place message me for their prizes.  And also whoever it was that was 13 Nights of Death message me for his 13K?  Honestly, 13 Year Old Knight was funnier, and he should have won it, but he didn't show up so I guess its yours.


*SDE are still welcome to come and trade.  Though you will be attacked.  But if you manage not to get attacked, you may trade.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 12, 2014, 01:06:36 pm
Hey idiot.... Thread title is "Squid declares war on Acre" Nothing to do with Gforce. I think I have come to the conclusion that the only reason I stay in this community is that my average (worldwide population) intelligence puts me on a massively higher playing field than most of you idiots combined and allows me a feeling of superiority that just isn't possible in the beacon of learning that is the midwest. Thanks for that ya fuckin idiots.  :wink:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 12, 2014, 03:22:01 pm
"They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... shitposting, shitposting in the deep. We cannot get out. The shitposting moves in the dark. We cannot get out... They are coming."

I read this shit with Gandalf's voice.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 12, 2014, 03:29:27 pm
Hey idiot.... Thread title is "Squid declares war on Acre" Nothing to do with Gforce. I think I have come to the conclusion that the only reason I stay in this community is that my average (worldwide population) intelligence puts me on a massively higher playing field than most of you idiots combined and allows me a feeling of superiority that just isn't possible in the beacon of learning that is the midwest. Thanks for that ya fuckin idiots.  :wink:

Shut your mouth when you talk in here squidsperglord#you'sabitch. decrypt that smart ass.   :wink:

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 12, 2014, 04:01:19 pm

Shut your mouth when you talk in here hospergler#you'sabitch. decrypt that smart ass.   :wink:

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: PsychoTwins on May 12, 2014, 04:49:42 pm
ya know, for as much drama has been thrown around this forum for this war...Its really been a shitty war. No fief sieges whatsoever thus far and the war has been going on for over a week. Get it together people ffs.

What the fuck are fief sieges....
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1242
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1232
owait.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 12, 2014, 10:03:40 pm
JOKER: "This town deserves a better class of shitposter, and I'm going to give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city."

RUSSIAN MOB BOSS: "They won't work for a freak."

JOKER: "No? Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your shitposters, then we'll see how loyal a hungry shitposter really is! It's not about money, it's about sending a message."


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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 12, 2014, 11:43:03 pm
lol,...Shitposting...the art of pissing everyone off with nonsenseable insults... layers upon layers of sarcasm are an excellent method...see above example.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Westgate on May 13, 2014, 02:28:57 am
This thread has become boring. I want some more childish fighting. As pathetic as it is, its still hilarious.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 13, 2014, 02:55:58 am
Wow, Squids wasted 20 minutes in the Tilbaut battle once they ran out of ladders and didn't retreat. Rhalzo didn't kick or ban any of them to force them to retreat.

Really? Way to follow the rules squids.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 13, 2014, 02:58:12 am
Wow, Squids wasted 20 minutes in the Tilbaut battle once they ran out of ladders and didn't retreat. Rhalzo didn't kick or ban any of them to force them to retreat.

Really? Way to follow the rules squids.

Apparently that's what they do.  Recall the 'kick such and such' from the battle?  Who needs rules?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 13, 2014, 03:35:07 am
Lol shut up. Not like you guys do anything anyways. Blah blah blah, you guys do nothing but complain. Just enjoy the battles.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 13, 2014, 03:37:40 am
Lol shut up. Not like you guys do anything anyways. Blah blah blah, you guys do nothing but complain. Just enjoy the battles.

Breaking rules is breaking rules. Only in NA does the side without ladders not get forcefully kicked to make them retreat. EU comes down hard on it.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 13, 2014, 03:54:13 am
Breaking rules is breaking rules. Only in NA does the side without ladders not get forcefully kicked to make them retreat. EU comes down hard on it.

No rules broken, we had a ladder, used it, then retreated after it broke.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 13, 2014, 04:14:35 am
No rules broken, we had a ladder, used it, then retreated after it broke.

You wasted 20 minutes not attacking. Attacker's are supposed to attack.
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  1) Prolonging a battle
                    1.1) End battle, common sense rule. Feel free to troll around when the battle is over, but don't extend it too long, crpg no delaying rules applies here.
                    1.2) If the attacker is out of siege equipment, and no longer has any way of getting into the castle or town, he has to retreat ("getting into the castle" means getting in the defender spawn zone. If defenders are in a place that cannot be reached from their spawns without siege equipment, they will have to come down).
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: MURDERTRON on May 13, 2014, 04:30:02 am
Wow, Squids wasted 20 minutes in the Tilbaut battle once they ran out of ladders and didn't retreat. Rhalzo didn't kick or ban any of them to force them to retreat.

Really? Way to follow the rules squids.

20 minutes of free EXP?  How awful!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 13, 2014, 04:34:43 am
20 minutes of free EXP?  How awful!

When the attackers fight each other in order to help break gear, there's a violation.  They're breaking the spoils of war.
When the defenders lose lives, any at all, because the attackers are delaying, there's a violation.  Lost troops and what not that would have been avoided had the rules been followed.

Just two points.  Meanwhile, the second attack is now in place, with the defenders at a slight disadvantage... something that could have been avoided.  So yes, there is something a tad 'awful' about it.  But then, the Squids rarely follow rules.  Last strat, this strat...  every little strat strat. 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: MURDERTRON on May 13, 2014, 04:50:28 am
When the attackers fight each other in order to help break gear, there's a violation.  They're breaking the spoils of war.
When the defenders lose lives, any at all, because the attackers are delaying, there's a violation.  Lost troops and what not that would have been avoided had the rules been followed.

Just two points.  Meanwhile, the second attack is now in place, with the defenders at a slight disadvantage... something that could have been avoided.  So yes, there is something a tad 'awful' about it.  But then, the Squids rarely follow rules.  Last strat, this strat...  every little strat strat.

It's not a violation to break/destroy/waste gear at all as long as the commanders/faction/etc don't care if their gear is wasted.  It's a very common tactic and it's used to some extent in most battles.  It also increase the EXP gain, which is awesome.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 13, 2014, 04:51:46 am
It's not a violation to break/destroy/waste gear at all.

It is if you are NOT attacking and only jacking off at you're spawn.

If only the admin online did his job this wouldn't be so bad. That admin needs to be reviewed and/or squids deserve a punishment.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: MURDERTRON on May 13, 2014, 04:53:15 am
It is if you are NOT attacking and only jacking off at you're spawn.

If only the admin online did his job this wouldn't be so bad. That admin needs to be reviewed and/or squids deserve a punishment.

Wow, Anders, you are beginning to sound like Kesh.  Haven't you been around long enough to know that nothing will happen?  Should they reduce the number of active admins from 4 to 3?  Is that what you want?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 13, 2014, 04:54:59 am
Wow, Anders, you are beginning to sound like Kesh.  Haven't you been around long enough to know that nothing will happen?  Should they reduce the number of active admins from 4 to 3?  Is that what you want?

So what you're saying Murder is that it's ok, as long as the admin is on the side of the rule breakers?  That's not an abuse of power....?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 13, 2014, 04:55:51 am
Wow, Anders, you are beginning to sound like Kesh.  Haven't you been around long enough to know that nothing will happen?  Should they reduce the number of active admins from 4 to 3?  Is that what you want?

I'm active *hint* *hint* :wink:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: MURDERTRON on May 13, 2014, 04:56:09 am
So what you're saying Murder is that it's ok, as long as the admin is on the side of the rule breakers?  That's not an abuse of power....?

No, what I'm saying is the admins won't do shit, so don't expect them to.  We've been through this through all of Strat 4.

I'm active *hint* *hint* :wink:

Chin too weak.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 13, 2014, 04:56:58 am
Want some cheese with that whine?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: stickher on May 13, 2014, 04:57:34 am
i was fus ro dahing in the background does that count?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Artyem on May 13, 2014, 04:58:58 am
I kinda just want to ban all of you at this point.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 13, 2014, 05:03:37 am
Want some cheese with that whine?

Don't you have an army to lose?  ;-)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 13, 2014, 05:12:46 am
alright boys, lets take 5 and really THINK about our next shitposts funposts.

we're starting to sorely lack quality here
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HappyPhantom on May 13, 2014, 05:14:37 am
Wow, Anders, you are beginning to sound like Kesh.  Haven't you been around long enough to know that nothing will happen?  Should they reduce the number of active admins from 4 to 3?  Is that what you want?

Maybe hire some more admins that don't all circle jerk each other and/or the trolls in the community.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: MURDERTRON on May 13, 2014, 05:15:12 am
Maybe hire some more admins that don't all circle jerk each other and/or the trolls in the community.

Hire?  Do you think they get paid?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HappyPhantom on May 13, 2014, 05:19:21 am
Hire?  Do you think they get paid?

Um, obviously no.

Sorry there weren't any typos for you to correct there. I'll try better.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 13, 2014, 05:19:31 am
"If you're going through hell, keep shitposting."
-Winshit Churchill-
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Alaire on May 13, 2014, 05:24:31 am
Actually Anders, to be fair, we started building the catapult after we ran out of all the ladders but one. We then proceeded to build it, but ran into technical difficulties(the construction materials showed up but we couldn't use them after we built the catapult).
(we would have had 5 shots @ your walls)
I had a screenshot... but it's gone now :( I learned I couldn't printscreen in wse2 bc it prints a black screen.

We probably actually only wasted around 5 - 7 minutes at the end after the catapult shenanegans. (we still had the 1 ladder tho)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 13, 2014, 06:31:38 am
“If shitpostings amazing, it won't be easy. If shitpostings easy, it won't be amazing. If shitpostings worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to shitpost you; you just gotta find the ones worth shitposting for.

Bob Ross
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 13, 2014, 06:41:09 am
Shitposting is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas A. Edison
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HarryCrumb on May 13, 2014, 07:50:07 am
It is if you are NOT attacking and only jacking off at you're spawn.

If only the admin online did his job this wouldn't be so bad. That admin needs to be reviewed and/or squids deserve a punishment.

hey rhalzo, just thought i would hop in this thread to say that over the past few months, you've done a great job. don't let colonel butthurt tell you otherwise, thanks for being an active admin and i'm always down to going skiing with you (and artyem (like the double handjob skiing (or the nordic skiing because i'm a raven viking guy)))
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 13, 2014, 09:36:55 am
Seriously Anders, Rhazlo is the nicest admin NA. Leave him alone! What's your deal about "20 minutes" of nothing? You guys won the battle. If you wanted to leave you could've just leeched while getting decent xp. I can't wait for the next siege so I can stab my E sword in your mouth and cut off your pony tail.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 13, 2014, 03:12:44 pm

"Impact is for shitposting."
Laws of Daruvian

"Between two shitposts, I always pick the one I never tried before."
-Mae West

"All shitposts are false, including this one."
-Mark Twain

"I intend to shitpost forever. So far so good."
-Steven Wright

"One picture is worth 1,000 shitposts."
-Ronald Reagan

"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd shitpost with you."
-Robin Williams
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: BaleOhay on May 13, 2014, 03:37:26 pm
Having a box and dumping gear is a very common tactic. At that point if the defenders wanted to do something about it they could have charged out and broke the box. The enemy has no obligation to retreat as long as they are doing something productive.... just because it is not fun or helpful to their enemy is not an issue.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 13, 2014, 03:51:40 pm
Having a box and dumping gear is a very common tactic. At that point if the defenders wanted to do something about it they could have charged out and broke the box. The enemy has no obligation to retreat as long as they are doing something productive.... just because it is not fun or helpful to their enemy is not an issue.

Actually, it's against the rules.  For your enjoyment:

http://forum.melee.org/strategus-general-discussion/strategus-rules/

Excerpt for the lazy (like you):

Battle/ siege
          1) Prolonging a battle
                    1.1) End battle, common sense rule. Feel free to troll around when the battle is over, but don't extend it too long, crpg no delaying rules applies here.
                    1.2) If the attacker is out of siege equipment, and no longer has any way of getting into the castle or town, he has to retreat ("getting into the castle" means getting in the defender spawn zone. If defenders are in a place that cannot be reached from their spawns without siege equipment, they will have to come down).
          2) Spawnraping
                    2.1) Spawnraping the enemy is allowed. It's your teams responsibility to defend your flags, if you lose controle over an area you might get spawnkilled.

Note:  It doesn't say anything about being 'productive.'  1) If you have a ladder, and choose not to use it, and choose to simply sit back and do nothing, then the delaying rules apply.  If you have no means of getting into the castle, then you must retreat.

These are rules.  Black and white, clear cut situations.  Seriously, I'm fighting this one on principle.  I don't really care either way, but remember, what you do (and get away with) can/will be done to you in the future, and when the role is reversed, that's when you'll care.

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: BaleOhay on May 13, 2014, 04:22:10 pm
again they built a catapult... = way to get in castle. also they had a ladder. So your clear cut rule does not apply.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: MURDERTRON on May 13, 2014, 04:54:46 pm
again they built a catapult... = way to get in castle. also they had a ladder. So your clear cut rule does not apply.

To elaborate, no rule says you have to go and use it right away as recklessly as possibly just to have it broken.  If the attackers want to cause distractions in order to get a more successful chance of a good ladder, they are more than welcome to.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 13, 2014, 06:06:59 pm
again they built a catapult... = way to get in castle. also they had a ladder. So your clear cut rule does not apply.

You do know the catapult was destroyed, and the delaying continued right? 
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 13, 2014, 06:08:57 pm
To elaborate, no rule says you have to go and use it right away as recklessly as possibly just to have it broken.  If the attackers want to cause distractions in order to get a more successful chance of a good ladder, they are more than welcome to.

Did they delay when all ladders and siege gear were broken?  The answer is yes.  That's why the logs should be reviewed.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Ganner on May 13, 2014, 06:10:48 pm
Sort this shit out you wippersnappers, ever since you started this little belly aching of yours no one comes to trade at my fief.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 13, 2014, 06:18:42 pm
Sort this shit out you wippersnappers, ever since you started this little belly aching of yours no one comes to trade at my fief.

So not true.  Love the rounceys.  ;-)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 13, 2014, 07:14:15 pm
Lol so many people cry for battles. When battles start they keep crying. I love it!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: PsychoTwins on May 13, 2014, 08:26:36 pm
Lol so many people cry for battles. When battles start they keep crying. I love it!

Only Balikar is really crying and he doesnt play so no problem at all  :wink:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 13, 2014, 08:56:46 pm
My theory is that Balikar is an alt account for someone to incite (and is currently failing at) rage among the players of Strategus, driving us to extremes over the internet. I think he believes that his comments are witty, yet they are arbitrary in fashion and nobody truly cares about his posts. There are plenty of other shitposters that do a better job than himself, and we don't need some catalyst to drive us to becoming sperglords, spewing shit about others on the internet; we are perfectly capable of that ourselves.

So, Balikar - 1/10, it's like you aren't even trying

edit:
we might have our culprit

Lol of course it was me i was just trying a differant persona like i always do and this 1 was working well, Ill make a new 1 soon and the community can guess dont worry! I do love it though that Canary cares so much about me  :D HE KNOWS ALL MY NAMES and comes out to say them when called upon like my biggest fan! Anyway ill switch my forum and ingame name soon again to keep the fun up maybe ill award the first guess winner 100k.

Im surprised SMOOTHRICH is not up on here with me though, and im sure alot of you agree!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SugarHoe on May 13, 2014, 09:26:35 pm
IMO the real problem in the battle was acre trying to open the gate at the very end of the battle, it was against the rules.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 13, 2014, 09:34:22 pm
IMO the real problem in the battle was acre trying to open the gate at the very end of the battle, it was against the rules.

agreed

and then they tried to blame it on me! shameful.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 13, 2014, 09:36:54 pm
agreed

and then they tried to blame it on me! shameful.

IMO the real problem in the battle was acre trying to open the gate at the very end of the battle, it was against the rules.

Oh you two
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HarryCrumb on May 13, 2014, 11:46:16 pm
real talk: who the fuck is balikar?

~harold c crumb
diplomat for acre
squire of lord manking jamison
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 13, 2014, 11:53:51 pm
real talk: who the fuck is balikar?

~harold c crumb
diplomat for acre
squire of lord manking jamison

Some troll shitbag, so everyone says.

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HardRice on May 14, 2014, 12:48:59 am
real talk: who the fuck is balikar?

~harold c crumb
diplomat for acre
squire of lord manking jamison
Anders
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 14, 2014, 12:52:16 am
real talk: who the fuck is balikar?

~harold c crumb
diplomat for acre
squire of lord manking jamison

plot twist:

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 14, 2014, 01:03:52 am
Anders

Ha! I don't hide behind other names. I'm no Coward.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 14, 2014, 02:13:26 am
Ha! I don't hide behind other names. I'm no Coward.

Pfft.  I'm not hiding out of cowardice.  I'm hiding cause it's kinda fun.  ;-)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 14, 2014, 02:21:37 am
its kesh
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: elvis1325 on May 14, 2014, 04:14:19 am
I believe its GG from here James, you can stop hiding. I have undeniable evidence that you, King James of Acre, opened the gate during that fateful siege battle.

 
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I believe he should be sentenced to a permanent ban with no option for an unban essay, the whole of Acre should be disbanded too.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Yoshi on May 14, 2014, 05:32:43 am
I believe its GG from here James, you can stop hiding. I have undeniable evidence that you, King James of Acre, opened the gate during that fateful siege battle.

 
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I believe he should be sentenced to a permanent ban with no option for an unban essay, the whole of Acre should be disbanded too.
King Lames strikes again... ban he.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 14, 2014, 09:35:50 am
Sort this shit out you wippersnappers, ever since you started this little belly aching of yours no one comes to trade at my fief.

Soon the squids will be crushed and the great tradening shall continue.

What epic trades we will do! THINK OF THE SILVER, THE GLORIOUS SILVER~!~

"And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. Unless he is super duper rich and then he can buy his way in, especially if he greases mine divine palm with one of those awesome G5s, those things are slick." - God
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 14, 2014, 05:01:36 pm
So, this is my understanding of this thread.

Squids: (Insert some underlying strategy here to cover up for the fact that everyone's bored and just wants XP battles)
             #embargo, if you attempt to run our blockade, you will be inked

Acre: Sivart, thou shalt attempteth to cross yon embargo, though thoust mighteth be attackethd, so prepareth thine anus
Squids: releeskrakenpls
Acre: War is upon us
Squids: 420inkit
Acre:  Thou hast entered the wrong kingdom, knave

Oh, just some battles here and there:
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Frisia: You guys don't even shitpost right.
Acre: Frisia, thoust comments art uncalled forth
Squids: LoLOLOoLOloLlOLooOOlLlol wat r u doin gaise, its lik urnoteventrying acre
Acre: Squids, thou hast depleted thine ladders in thine siege against Astralis, fools
Squids: icrievrytim

Everyone else:
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Soldier_of_God on May 14, 2014, 06:03:06 pm
Looks like we're popular lately, attacking the same castle twice, and soon to be a third time. You'd better hope it succeeds this time or prepare to wipe the egg off your faces.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Balikar on May 14, 2014, 07:16:50 pm
So, this is my understanding of this thread.

Squids: (Insert some underlying strategy here to cover up for the fact that everyone's bored and just wants XP battles)
             #embargo, if you attempt to run our blockade, you will be inked

Acre: Sivart, thou shalt attempteth to cross yon embargo, though thoust mighteth be attackethd, so prepareth thine anus
Squids: releeskrakenpls
Acre: War is upon us
Squids: 420inkit
Acre:  Thou hast entered the wrong kingdom, knave

Oh, just some battles here and there:
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Frisia: You guys don't even shitpost right.
Acre: Frisia, thoust comments art uncalled forth
Squids: LoLOLOoLOloLlOLooOOlLlol wat r u doin gaise, its lik urnoteventrying acre
Acre: Squids, thou hast depleted thine ladders in thine siege against Astralis, fools
Squids: icrievrytim

Everyone else:
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Awesome. I mean... Bueno!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 14, 2014, 07:20:37 pm
Succeeds or fails, we still have you trapped. "It's a trap". If I can recall some Acre/Astralis talking shit about the Squids losing our Castle Assualts. Lol pretty sad. Acre and Astralis will never do an assault like that because they are too coward. Open field battles will come forth and the Squids will crush all of these scum. Why the Squids will crush them you may say? Because they won't be hiding behind walls. Cheers to the new battles!!! (Stop crying ppl) :)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 14, 2014, 07:33:12 pm
Succeeds or fails, we still have you trapped. "It's a trap". If I can recall some Acre/Astralis talking shit about the Squids losing our Castle Assualts. Lol pretty sad. Acre and Astralis will never do an assault like that because they are too coward. Open field battles will come forth and the Squids will crush all of these scum. Why the Squids will crush them you may say? Because they won't be hiding behind walls. Cheers to the new battles!!! (Stop crying ppl) :)

Sounds like rape is going to come knocking at someone's door.
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on May 14, 2014, 09:01:12 pm
Proceed to using admiral ackbar banner again.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 14, 2014, 09:19:27 pm
"You must be the shitpost you wish to see in the world."

Mahatma Gandalf
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 14, 2014, 09:22:10 pm
"True friends shitpost you in the front."

-Oscar Wilde-

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 14, 2014, 09:24:19 pm
“Don’t shitpost behind me; I may not lead.
Don’t shitpost in front of me; I may not follow.
Just shitpost beside me and be my friend.”

 ― Albert Camus
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 14, 2014, 09:25:24 pm
“Don’t shitpost behind me; I may not lead.
Don’t shitpost in front of me; I may not follow.
Just shitpost beside me and be my friend.”

 ― Albert Camus

I'll give you a thumbs up cause that was my second choice for my shitpost
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 14, 2014, 09:26:43 pm
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a shitpost. The other is as though everything is a shitpost.”
 ― Albert Einstein
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 14, 2014, 11:04:55 pm
"I shitposted for Barack 'cause he was black. 'Cause that's why other folks shitpost for other people - because they shitpost like them. That's American shitposts, pure and simple."

-Samuel L. Jackson

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 14, 2014, 11:44:17 pm
“Ah, you think shitposting is your ally? You merely adopted the shitpost. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the sperging until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but autistic!”

-Ban(e)
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 14, 2014, 11:53:26 pm
"I shitposted for Barack 'cause he was black. 'Cause that's why other folks shitpost for other people - because they shitpost like them. That's American shitposts, pure and simple."

-Samuel L. Jackson

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the spoiler is unrealistic; it would be purple flavored, not grape. PURPLE DRANK NIGGA
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: chesterotab on May 15, 2014, 12:51:40 am
"To me, the extraordinary aspect of shitposting lies in its simplicity. The easy way is also the right way, and shitposting is nothing at all special; the closer to the true way of shitposting, the less wastage of expression there is."


-Bruce Lee
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 15, 2014, 01:35:15 am
Two qualities are indispensable: first, a shitpost that, even in the darkest hour, retains some glimmerings of the inner light which leads to trolling; and second, the courage to follow this shitpost wherever it may lead.

Carl von Clauseshitz



Quite frankly I like the Squid's aggressive stance this war.  But it does take forever to move your armies around, and the squids had already prepared for this.  Eventually there will be field battles.  But not sea battles.  And therein lies our advantage.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 15, 2014, 02:03:56 am
"Veni, vidi, vici"

-Sir Dontos Calamari
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Alaire on May 15, 2014, 02:34:44 am
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

~Forrest Gump
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 15, 2014, 04:26:23 am
Lots of wasted potential there. I really like the idea of a box of shitposts. It would be a much more surprising box than a box of chocolates.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 15, 2014, 04:26:35 am
One night I dreamed I was browsing the diplomacy forum with Daruvian.
Many scenes from my diplomacy posts flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed shitposts on the forum.
Sometimes there were two sets of posts,
other times there were one set of posts.

This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my posting,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of posts.
 
So I said to Daruvian,
"You promised me Daru,
  that if I upvoted you,
  you would post with me always.
  But I have noticed that during
  the most trying periods of strategus
  there have only been one
  set of shitposts in the thread.
  Why, when I needed you most,
  you have not been there for me?"
 
Then Daruvian replied,
"The times when you have
  seen only one set of shitposts,
  is when I posted for you."
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 15, 2014, 04:34:56 am
"Veni, Vidi, Shiti"

"I came, I saw, I shitposted"

- Julius"the shitposter" Ceasar
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 15, 2014, 05:02:33 am
Lots of wasted potential there. I really like the idea of a box of shitposts. It would be a much more surprising box than a box of chocolates.

*cough* AHEM


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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SugarHoe on May 15, 2014, 05:02:58 am

- Julius"the shitposter" Ceasar
terrible
1/10
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 15, 2014, 05:12:27 am
Oh Sugar, there is something about you that truly draws sincerity and pleasure out from our inner being. You're so eloquent in your humble state that it mesmerizes the vast number of players who look up to you. I don't know if you know this, but you're one of the grand personalities that holds the fine community together, driving us toward the preservation of this not only this mod, but the livelihood that was built by players like you.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: CALAMARI on May 15, 2014, 05:23:50 am
"Shitposting cannot succeed unless those who express their shitpost are prepared to shit wisely. The real safeguard of the shitpost, therefore, is a good toilet and an open forum."

-Frankshit D. Roosevelt-
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 15, 2014, 05:31:15 am
"I have a dream that my four shitty children will one day play in a mod where they will not be judged by the bushiness of their neck beards, but by the content of their shitposts.

-Martin Shit Poster Jr.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 15, 2014, 05:34:04 am
"I have a dream that my four shitty children will one day play in a mod where they will not be judged by the bushiness of their neck beards, but by the content of their shitposts.

-Martin Shit Poster Jr.

10/10
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Knute on May 15, 2014, 06:53:59 am
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 15, 2014, 01:12:28 pm
Four strats and seven wipes ago several nerds brought forth on this forum a new shitstain, conceived in trolldom and dedicated to the proposition that all shitposters are created equal

-Abraham Lincoln
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 15, 2014, 02:39:02 pm
"There will be no end to the troubles of shitposters, or of sperging itself, till shitposters become kings in this world, or till those we now call my old friends and autists really and truly become shitposters, and nerdgasming and shitposting thus come into the same hands."

-Plato

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 15, 2014, 02:48:25 pm
"I know not what the third world shit post will be shit with, but I know the forth will be shit with sticks, and shit on the end of those sticks." - Alber Einshit
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 15, 2014, 06:37:00 pm
I don't know where else I am ever gonna have a chance to post this, but I have wanted to for a while. Please enjoy.

Quote
SING TO ME MUSE, OF VELOUR AND THE MAN

the dooming sting of the slams that ruined so many
the chumps and the bustas hurled headlong into gloom
to sip bitter cola with the sluts and kinky-haired hoes,
dollar store shit, not even brand-name;
thus was the will of Zeus.
Begin with the wit of that lord--
the Ultimate Hustler
who descended like night upon the bright shores
of unfortunate Troy where the Achaeans all camped.
As the sun in his splendor, spangles his rays
upon the folds of the sea when the day is just dawning
so too was the light that came from the mouth
of that merciless pimp, for nigga he had
hella fine platinum up in his grill.
And seeing the masses of Grecians, a full generation
set for ten years in grim siege on the sand
the Hustler rattled his cane, a thunderous funk
and made known his will.

"Well well well
guess now be a good time to buy stock in coconut oil and cock rings
since y’all look like you ready to storm Fire Island and start a pride parade.
First time I seen a fleet of ships using they momma’s dirty drawers as sails.
That ain’t no Mycenaean insignia, that just where she couldn’t reach around ta wipe.
An do I see Odysseus sticking gettin rutty with that handmaid? Ima call Ithaca,
tell em they all need to file a missin bustas report.”

All through the camp, men fell transfixed
laid out by the insults that poured like hard rain
upon the wearied and weak. It seemed as a plague
that ran through the ranks, a vast rippling breath
like when the wind, blown black in the dusk
touches the grain and withers the stalks
and the farmers they gather what once was fine crop
and set it to torch to weep at the flames.

Mighty Achilles, a lion in temper, stepped onto the shore
from his proud flanks flashed fierce indignation
at the Ultimate Hustler, the man like dark wine all richly attired.
When kings go out hunting, they bring with them dogs,
tightly-haunched hounds with foam on their teeth.
The pack is arrayed, and now catches the scent
of a rabbit or stag and strains at the leash,
their limbs at the ready, their eyes full of death,
and finally their master loosens the rein
so was the wrath of Achilles that long had lain quiet,
now aimed at the Hustler and hot for its prey.

“Whether you be
a dark Ethiopian far from your home or else
a sunburnt man from a sunburnt land, Achilles
cares not. You now forfeit your life.”

So said Achilles, and drew forth his spear, the heft on his shoulder
the point all of bronze and, taking his aim, hurled it full force
like a bolt from Olympus.
But Mandingo was watching,
god of the Dozens, and turned it astray.

All there assembled, Achaean and Trojan, saw Achilles’ first failure
and soon wicked Rumor, with her venom and bile, started to whisper
that ain’t nobody choked that bad since yo momma
try deepthroating a Titan.
The Hustler boomed out his mirth.

“Next time you wanna give me yo shaft, make believe I’m Patroclus’ stankhole
and there ain’t no way you missin. Oh I forgot, Hector currently using that bitch
as a hood ornament. Take him down to the kennels, he metamorphose
into kibbles and bits. That nigga, he dead.
And what up with that armor? Shit’s tacky. Bet that breastplate come with a horn
play “Lowrider” when you goosesteppin through the ranks.
Ain’t it bad enough you got grease face? Been, what, twenty years since yo momma
dip you in tha Styx, and the Hades EPA still tryin to clean the oil slick,
declaring it unfit for animal habitation.
My nigga Charon spark up a fatty, throw the match overboard,
shit goes up like Mt Etna.”

Mighty Achilles groaned like the ocean, let fall his arms to the ash at his feet.
Betaken by sorrow, he sought out his tent and the drowse of his harem
where black-visaged grief crept from the shadows. Like the waxes of Hybla
it muzzled his mind, stopped up his ears, made deaf his heart
to all the sweet pleas of men and immortals.

Just at that moment, the figure of Helen, awake in the city,
appeared on the walls. King Menelaos, the chariot driver,
gnashed all his teeth and raged at the day
she was promised as prize to craven Prince Paris
and doomed distant Troy.
She was spied by the Hustler.

“Shit, ain’t it the daughter of Leda and a swan.
Bitch squirt up a douche, get a bowful of duck soup.
That the face launched a thousand ships? They all musta
gone looking for that most mythical of treasures, cure for dick blisters.
Only time the topless towers of Ilium get burned is when they go take a leak,
get funky discharge look like something Cerberus leave on yo carpet.
Bitch been ploughed more times than the winedark sea. Yeah
I droppin some poetical shit here. Fuck ya if ya hatin.
Everyone heard Helen so tough and hangly down there, she legally obligated
to have the Arby’s logo tattooed on her snatch.
Priam still around? Get him out here.
That nigga so old, last time he manage to pop wood,
Pandora’s box just got some peach fuzz
and Priapus’ balls ain’t even drop yet.
This some brokedown city y’all got here. Couple thousand years, Heinreich Schliemann
dig this place up, wonder what the hell the luddy convention was doin in town.
All looking like somebody built a group home for Cyclops crackheads.”

His counsel at end, the Hustler arose and took to the air
in the form of a bird, feathers jet-black, leaving all stunned.
Sometime a hunter when the race has been run
surveys the beast his arrows brought low,
admires the flank and the struggling faint breaths,
and though its life is near gone strings one last shaft
to take cold delight in an unneeded wound.
So now the Hustler, in no haste to leave,
flung finally a barb down into the field.

“First I thought that wicker tinker toy was the Trojan Horse,
but now y’all inside it, I see it just a raggedy-assed fruit basket.
And yo toga look like a dishrag.”

Tearing her hair, Queen Hecuba led
her waxen-faced ladies in an ebon procession
to Athena’s white temple, hoping the goddess
would pity their plight, grant Troy gray-eyed mercy.
Greeks and Dardanians, all there assembled, hearing the wail
added their voices to the keening and crying
and it is said that even Olympus covered its face
for the great lamentation:
“Damn.”

-ingwit
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 15, 2014, 06:48:21 pm
I don't know where else I am ever gonna have a chance to post this, but I have wanted to for a while. Please enjoy.

-ingwit

tl;dr 10/10
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 15, 2014, 06:49:11 pm
tl;dr

you dont know what youre missin
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Westgate on May 15, 2014, 07:41:59 pm
I haven't seen this much downs syndrome since I saw the video of Sugarhoe's family reunion.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 15, 2014, 07:43:28 pm
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Tearing her weave, Queen Hecuba

I read it and ftfy Witch :D

10/10 gizoogle.net
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 15, 2014, 09:10:00 pm
I haven't seen this much downs syndrome since I saw the video of Sugarhoe's family reunion.

You can't say that and not post a link to the video.

(I know it's a joke, and if you did post a video of his family it would be creepy irl stalking and you would get in big trouble.)

ftfy Witch :D

I didn't write it.  :oops:
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Farrix on May 15, 2014, 11:16:26 pm
"We choose to go to die at Tilbaut castle in this decade and do the other things, not because our penises are flaccid, but because they are hard."

John F. Kennedy

"Troll softly but carry a big turd."

Teddy Roosevelt
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 16, 2014, 09:01:52 am
"The poster who wins the thread makes many calculations in his temple before he posts. The poster who loses makes but few calculations beforehand."

-Sun Tzu


"The quality of a post is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon, which enables it to strike and destroy its victim.'

-Sun Tzu


"If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred shitposts."

-Sun Tzu

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 16, 2014, 02:21:21 pm

"After shitposting a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to shitposts."
-Nelson Mandela

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and shitpost.”
-Phyllis Diller

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice shitpost saying I approved of it.”
-Albert Einstein
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 17, 2014, 12:35:14 am
"Success consists of going from shitposting to shitposting without loss of shitthusiasm."

-Winston Shitposterhill
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 17, 2014, 01:38:21 am
I am thoroughly satisfied with what I have done to this thread.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 17, 2014, 02:58:34 am
I am thoroughly satisfied with what I have shitposted to this thread.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 17, 2014, 03:34:16 am
"Success consists of going from shitposting to shitposting without loss of shitthusiasm."

-Winston Shitposterhill

Fixed
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Noodlenrice on May 17, 2014, 04:45:01 am
Fixed
ty
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 17, 2014, 05:19:07 am
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Post by: Keshian on May 17, 2014, 06:38:23 am
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Oh my god - that shit creeped me out.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 17, 2014, 12:04:49 pm
should have been a man...

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Horns_Archive on May 17, 2014, 03:58:53 pm
We don't like the way the diplomacy subforum is being used right now - most threads derail into offtopic within page 1. We want to see more roleplaying and in-character conversation. This doesn't mean hardcore roleplaying, but you should write stuff with your character in mind.

Therefore, we will announce some rules that you should read closely before posting:
- no one liners - if you have something to say, put some effort in it.
- complete sentences, proper grammar - as above, put some effort in it.
- stay on topic
- no links to outside pictures, unless they really fit (ok: strategus map screenshot, not ok: link to 4chan images)
- same for youtube videos - unless you've done one yourself, it's most likely inappropiate.
- refrain from using "modern talk" - comparing a battle with the invasion of the iraq doesn't really help setting the mood
- think of it as people with messages that are getting sent to all of the lords.
- keep it in the timespan - so no talk about last strategus rounds, if possible

This single thread breaks almost every rule. Anyone wanna finish off any other rule that hasn't been broken yet. Seize the opportunity people.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 17, 2014, 04:29:44 pm
This single thread breaks almost every rule. Anyone wanna finish off any other rule that hasn't been broken yet. Seize the opportunity people.

We broke all of the rules. We also broke a bunch of more general rules as well.

What does this teach us?

No one really gives a fuck anymore.

viva la freedom!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 17, 2014, 09:58:11 pm
We broke all of the rules. We also broke a bunch of more general rules as well.

What does this teach us?

No one really gives a fuck anymore.

viva la freedom!

freedom to meth

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SugarHoe on May 17, 2014, 11:15:46 pm
Oh Sugar, there is something about you that truly draws sincerity and pleasure out from our inner being. You're so eloquent in your humble state that it mesmerizes the vast number of players who look up to you. I don't know if you know this, but you're one of the grand personalities that holds the fine community together, driving us toward the preservation of this not only this mod, but the livelihood that was built by players like you.
wat dose wurds mean
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 18, 2014, 06:20:50 am
This single thread breaks almost every rule. Anyone wanna finish off any other rule that hasn't been broken yet. Seize the opportunity people.

That reminds me of when I first started posting in diplomacy. I would get warned for in-character RP posts because they had images that weren't directly related to strategus. Or maybe the forum moderators were just racist against witches.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Canary on May 19, 2014, 07:16:43 am
As you can see, cleaning up this trash became too tedious.


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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 19, 2014, 03:32:41 pm
CS:GO Update; I was playing with the Frisians, and Sugar's back is so damn sore

Let me put you in the moment:

HAPHAP social_anxiety_disorder_sugar is running back from mid after our push got stomped. He picks up a CT auto to save some cash for us in the next round. He forms a plan as he heads up to the apartments, the blood spray still fresh in the air from the last conflict. He rushes up a ramp and into the apartments where he pops a squat on a dirty couch inside. There is an open door to his left and a long hall before him. Seeing that he's autistic and has 1:30 on the clock until he gets pulled out, he flips on the ghetto TV in front of him and watches some Chinese porn (see below). 30 seconds later, the NSA is preparing to breach the two entrances, but Sugar's autism senses were already tingling by that point. Sugar drops his tissues and picks up his auto as the NSA storms into the apartment. Sugar guns the one down the hall and suppresses the one trying to make his way into the door. He sprints down the hall, bullets flying behind him, and escapes.

Sugar went on to go 4/20 in his attempt to get 69 points against the NSA.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SugarHoe on May 21, 2014, 04:07:30 am
CS:GO Update; I was playing with the Frisians, and Sugar's back is so damn sore

Let me put you in the moment:

HAPHAP social_anxiety_disorder_sugar is running back from mid after our push got stomped. He picks up a CT auto to save some cash for us in the next round. He forms a plan as he heads up to the apartments, the blood spray still fresh in the air from the last conflict. He rushes up a ramp and into the apartments where he pops a squat on a dirty couch inside. There is an open door to his left and a long hall before him. Seeing that he's autistic and has 1:30 on the clock until he gets pulled out, he flips on the ghetto TV in front of him and watches some Chinese porn (see below). 30 seconds later, the NSA is preparing to breach the two entrances, but Sugar's autism senses were already tingling by that point. Sugar drops his tissues and picks up his auto as the NSA storms into the apartment. Sugar guns the one down the hall and suppresses the one trying to make his way into the door. He sprints down the hall, bullets flying behind him, and escapes.

Sugar went on to go 4/20 in his attempt to get 69 points against the NSA.

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i went 5/20 my old friendg
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 21, 2014, 05:00:04 am
Let's run this shit into the ground.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Alaire on May 21, 2014, 06:33:19 am
I keep looking in the diplomacy thread, reading the title and seeing that orange NEW next to it.
I then proceed to click on it, then mentally face-palm because I forgot once again that there is nothing interesting happening on this thread.
Today, a voice even came out of my closet when I did this and said "get a life kid."  :rolleyes:
I may just have to do that.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Taser on May 21, 2014, 06:44:07 am
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 21, 2014, 08:06:33 am
Nothing new!  The most epic NA battle just happened.  After a rather confusing maneuvering of armies, with red herrings thrown in our way and rather intense decisions concerning targets, especially considering time zones (stupid time zones- why don't all C-Rpg players move to the west Coast?), the Squids and yours truly met in the field.

I do think it was a little unfair that they were defenders, as I'm sure it was a mutual consent fight.  But, for all who missed this most epic, awesome battle, let me tell you this: it was epic and awesome.

A bloody river separated us, which is a risk we expected, but also, what was unexpected, the Squids had roster support.  Equal armies!  WTF!  Not appreciated, people.  I would understand if it was just Acre fellows, but this was a 13 Knight battle!  Being so beloved, we expected everyone to sign for us, including most of the squids.  But, rather than being the easy victory we expected, we were actually defeated!

But what a wonderful defeat!  There were crazy charges on the left, the right, flags were taken on each side before whichever defenders rallied.  The bloody Squid shield wall held strong, advances were repulsed, last second spawns changed the face of battle.  Pushing, repulsing, colliding, the all important range being chased or else slaughtering Agincourt style the advancing infantry.  Oh, and did I mention the cavalry?  Thrice armoured as their riders, they lived to fight on for both sides, switching teams several times.

All in all it was awesome10.  And anyone who wasn't there was a loser.  I was there, and I lost, and played crappily, but I am still less of a loser than all you losers who passed on this brilliant battle.

And Kudos to the Squids.  Nice tactics, good teamwork, and some brilliant individual players.  Shame we ran out of time.  It was bloody, but should have been bloodier.  Oh well, let's do it again tomorrow.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 21, 2014, 08:18:01 am
Nothing new!  The most epic NA battle just happened.  After a rather confusing maneuvering of armies, with red herrings thrown in our way and rather intense decisions concerning targets, especially considering time zones (stupid time zones- why don't all C-Rpg players move to the west Coast?), the Squids and yours truly met in the field.

I do think it was a little unfair that they were defenders, as I'm sure it was a mutual consent fight.  But, for all who missed this most epic, awesome battle, let me tell you this: it was epic and awesome.

A bloody river separated us, which is a risk we expected, but also, what was unexpected, the Squids had roster support.  Equal armies!  WTF!  Not appreciated, people.  I would understand if it was just Acre fellows, but this was a 13 Knight battle!  Being so beloved, we expected everyone to sign for us, including most of the squids.  But, rather than being the easy victory we expected, we were actually defeated!

But what a wonderful defeat!  There were crazy charges on the left, the right, flags were taken on each side before whichever defenders rallied.  The bloody Squid shield wall held strong, advances were repulsed, last second spawns changed the face of battle.  Pushing, repulsing, colliding, the all important range being chased or else slaughtering Agincourt style the advancing infantry.  Oh, and did I mention the cavalry?  Thrice armoured as their riders, they lived to fight on for both sides, switching teams several times.

All in all it was awesome10.  And anyone who wasn't there was a loser.  I was there, and I lost, and played crappily, but I am still less of a loser than all you losers who passed on this brilliant battle.

And Kudos to the Squids.  Nice tactics, good teamwork, and some brilliant individual players.  Shame we ran out of time.  It was bloody, but should have been bloodier.  Oh well, let's do it again tomorrow.

My favorite part is where we had 2 construction sites and an Acre fellow was upset that he couldn't get certain gear out of our equipment rack, so he saw fit to break it in a fit of most holy rage.

Very good!
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on May 21, 2014, 08:24:17 am
My favorite part is where we had 2 construction sites and an Acre fellow was upset that he couldn't get certain gear out of our equipment rack, so he saw fit to break it in a fit of most holy rage.

Very good!

James slowly lowered his face into his palm. "oh marcus" he sighed as he retired to his chambers after a most grueling battle. He would have to pray for less rivers to magically appear.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sparvico on May 21, 2014, 11:18:39 am
Frankly I think this whole strat business is staring to smell like a load of horse shit.

Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: HappyPhantom on May 21, 2014, 11:41:11 am
Frankly I think this whole strat business is staring to smell like a load of horse shit.

Get your head out of your ass Sparv.

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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Kalitorian on May 21, 2014, 12:34:36 pm
Nothing new!  The most epic NA battle just happened.  After a rather confusing maneuvering of armies, with red herrings thrown in our way and rather intense decisions concerning targets, especially considering time zones (stupid time zones- why don't all C-Rpg players move to the west Coast?), the Squids and yours truly met in the field.

I do think it was a little unfair that they were defenders, as I'm sure it was a mutual consent fight.  But, for all who missed this most epic, awesome battle, let me tell you this: it was epic and awesome.

A bloody river separated us, which is a risk we expected, but also, what was unexpected, the Squids had roster support.  Equal armies!  WTF!  Not appreciated, people.  I would understand if it was just Acre fellows, but this was a 13 Knight battle!  Being so beloved, we expected everyone to sign for us, including most of the squids.  But, rather than being the easy victory we expected, we were actually defeated!

But what a wonderful defeat!  There were crazy charges on the left, the right, flags were taken on each side before whichever defenders rallied.  The bloody Squid shield wall held strong, advances were repulsed, last second spawns changed the face of battle.  Pushing, repulsing, colliding, the all important range being chased or else slaughtering Agincourt style the advancing infantry.  Oh, and did I mention the cavalry?  Thrice armoured as their riders, they lived to fight on for both sides, switching teams several times.

All in all it was awesome10.  And anyone who wasn't there was a loser.  I was there, and I lost, and played crappily, but I am still less of a loser than all you losers who passed on this brilliant battle.

And Kudos to the Squids.  Nice tactics, good teamwork, and some brilliant individual players.  Shame we ran out of time.  It was bloody, but should have been bloodier.  Oh well, let's do it again tomorrow.
Next time learn to build faster. You wasted 15mins on building a forward spawn... ofc you run out of time.
Also I blame our defeat on the English bills they had. Best polearm.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Yoshi on May 21, 2014, 02:25:02 pm
Nothing new!  The most epic NA battle just happened.  After a rather confusing maneuvering of armies, with red herrings thrown in our way and rather intense decisions concerning targets, especially considering time zones (stupid time zones- why don't all C-Rpg players move to the west Coast?), the Squids and yours truly met in the field.

I do think it was a little unfair that they were defenders, as I'm sure it was a mutual consent fight.  But, for all who missed this most epic, awesome battle, let me tell you this: it was epic and awesome.

A bloody river separated us, which is a risk we expected, but also, what was unexpected, the Squids had roster support.  Equal armies!  WTF!  Not appreciated, people.  I would understand if it was just Acre fellows, but this was a 13 Knight battle!  Being so beloved, we expected everyone to sign for us, including most of the squids.  But, rather than being the easy victory we expected, we were actually defeated!

But what a wonderful defeat!  There were crazy charges on the left, the right, flags were taken on each side before whichever defenders rallied.  The bloody Squid shield wall held strong, advances were repulsed, last second spawns changed the face of battle.  Pushing, repulsing, colliding, the all important range being chased or else slaughtering Agincourt style the advancing infantry.  Oh, and did I mention the cavalry?  Thrice armoured as their riders, they lived to fight on for both sides, switching teams several times.

All in all it was awesome10.  And anyone who wasn't there was a loser.  I was there, and I lost, and played crappily, but I am still less of a loser than all you losers who passed on this brilliant battle.

And Kudos to the Squids.  Nice tactics, good teamwork, and some brilliant individual players.  Shame we ran out of time.  It was bloody, but should have been bloodier.  Oh well, let's do it again tomorrow.
You can't forget the brave Sloshi (sloth and Yoshi) spec ops team that went behind enemy lines and took out your flags, allowing the main army to push up and take the forward spawn.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 21, 2014, 03:01:52 pm
Buying a new power supply tomorrow then I can haz enjoy.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: MURDERTRON on May 21, 2014, 03:47:55 pm
Guys, there was a battle.  Let's write 8 pages for it.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 21, 2014, 07:15:47 pm
Dirk understandably slept through his alarm clock and didn't reinforce me.  Bravo did though, and should we lose Dirk will attack naturally.  Could we have a gentleman's agreement to wait for a proper time though, without running away or reinforcing?
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 21, 2014, 10:16:33 pm
Guys, there was a battle.  Let's write 8 pages for it.
8 pages will not be enough.  We should have an entire thread, like you guys did for New Shariz.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: SugarHoe on May 22, 2014, 12:13:58 am
can't wait for the roleplay post
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Keshian on May 22, 2014, 01:15:39 am
Dirk understandably slept through his alarm clock and didn't reinforce me.  Bravo did though, and should we lose Dirk will attack naturally.  Could we have a gentleman's agreement to wait for a proper time though, without running away or reinforcing?

As a wise man once said "You snooze, you lose."
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Bryggan on May 22, 2014, 01:42:00 am
As a wise man once said "You snooze, you lose."

Oh, that's what that means.  Well, let's not take that literally quite yet, as where there's life there's hope.  As for Dirk counter attacking, he's already long gone, so we won't expect the Squids to be gentlemen.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Horns_Archive on May 22, 2014, 02:49:53 am
Oh, that's what that means.  Well, let's not take that literally quite yet, as where there's life there's hope.  As for Dirk counter attacking, he's already long gone, so we won't expect the Squids to be gentlemen.

If squids aren't gentlemen then what's this jive tureky?
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Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: MURDERTRON on May 22, 2014, 06:19:20 am
Oh, that's what that means.  Well, let's not take that literally quite yet, as where there's life there's hope.  As for Dirk counter attacking, he's already long gone, so we won't expect the Squids to be gentlemen.

I think you're already under the assumption that they aren't gentleman the way James goes on and on about attacking traders.  Yes, let's all only attack war parties where there is nothing to gain.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sparvico on May 22, 2014, 08:56:35 am
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Jona on May 22, 2014, 08:57:46 am
If squids aren't gentlemen then what's this jive tureky?
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Psh, a REAL gentleman doesn't throw his tea around.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 22, 2014, 09:15:08 am

if at least 10 people don't upvote this post, this community is a hot, steaming, smelly, putrid piece of gigantic dog shit.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Sparvico on May 22, 2014, 09:25:59 am
if at least 10 people don't upvote this post, this community is a hot, steaming, smelly, putrid piece of gigantic dog shit.

Frankly Sandy the whole community here are shit puppets.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 22, 2014, 08:57:12 pm
Frankly Sandy the whole community here are shit puppets.

James is a mustard tiger
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 22, 2014, 09:01:27 pm
Psh, a REAL gentleman doesn't throw his tea around can handle his drink.

FTFY
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Thryn on May 22, 2014, 09:04:36 pm
Psh, a REAL gentleman doesn't throw his tea around. can handle his drink shitposts.

Witch pls
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 23, 2014, 12:39:33 am
Witch pls

If you could read the Forum For Gentlemen Only, you would know that it is truth most pure.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: dreadnok on May 29, 2014, 01:04:06 am

fucking a i love that show
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: Holiday203 on July 15, 2014, 11:20:27 am
The Squids recruited me ages ago and as I felt many of them were odd and not enjoyable to be in ts with, mostly I remained quiet and looked for another group. They kicked me from their faction. I don't agree with the way they play Strategus and they know it, they are waging an opportunistic war against us with no provocation trying to attack an easy target. Some of their members have a personal vendetta against me for what reason I can't say. They may be telling you things I have said, things i plan to do, or a variety of other lies. I recommend you join us in feast (thecrusadersofacre.cwvoice.com << Our teamspeak ). Feel free to ask us anything, communication is key. Also you can always send word to me( add N_James to steam) incase you think something has been told to you about us that could be false.

Hey for the record James this is in your character profile:

As time passed it became evident that the Teutonic faction was experiencing a downturn and with the departure of its commander Wesley. James decided it was time for him to set off on his own to try and make it in the realm as an independent.
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 14, 2016, 08:26:52 pm
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a shitpost. The other is as though everything is a shitpost.”
 ― Albert Einstein
Title: Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
Post by: njames89 on March 14, 2016, 10:32:25 pm
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