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Title: Turks invaded NA
Post by: the real god emperor on May 02, 2014, 02:06:19 am
So our Jihad spread to North America , we've shown no mercy to women and children.

Seljuks topping the scoreboard!
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Another map, me trying hard to reach the top
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NEXT ONE IS CHINA
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Tojo on May 02, 2014, 02:10:10 am
1st picture San is #1 on scoreboard. He has you beat by 100 points. Just saiyan.

Why do EU keep coming to try to "top" scoreboard? Serious question.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: the real god emperor on May 02, 2014, 02:13:26 am
1st picture San is #1 on scoreboard. He has you beat by 100 points. Just saiyan.

Why do EU keep coming to try to "top" scoreboard? Serious question.

Yeah, San is pretty good. But I had like 8 times of his ping :P

Why?We don't.It just happens, you suddenly press tab and see yourself on the top; smile, take an ss for the lols, get drunk, post on forums.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Tojo on May 02, 2014, 02:15:39 am
All my life's questions have been answered I may RIP in peace.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: San on May 02, 2014, 02:18:14 am
Thanks for posting e-peen for me :)
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Legs on May 02, 2014, 02:26:24 am
Tupac remove kebab with strong wizard fast rap magic sqhipere shqipare

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab

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Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Butan on May 02, 2014, 02:26:28 am
I wonder why SultanDevil isnt the guy who posted that thread  :P
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Johammeth on May 02, 2014, 02:26:35 am
get drunk, post on forums.

I think both NA and EU can find common ground here.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Sari on May 02, 2014, 02:34:06 am
How are the Turks considered EU? They own like 2 in of land in Europe.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Horns_Archive on May 02, 2014, 03:06:12 am
You are on a horse, this means about dick to anyone in NA. Cav is about as easy as Sanderson's mom.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 02, 2014, 03:13:58 am
You are on a horse, this means about dick to anyone in NA. Cav is about as easy as Sanderson's mom.

uncalled for/rude
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Gnjus on May 02, 2014, 08:01:05 am
Why?We don't.It just happens, you suddenly press tab and see yourself on the top; smile, take an ss for the lols, get drunk, post on forums.


Yeh, typical Turkish scenario, same as a few hundred years ago when they tried to invade EU but don't worry Yanks: as soon as their fat leaders start dropping dead they'll just collapse and fade away into bad memories. The only negative thing about it is that you'll be left with some of their stupid words/habbits/names/food/etc but it's not as bad as it sounds.  :wink:
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Mammonist on May 02, 2014, 10:27:42 am
Good luck, if you run into FengChengCheng you're better off just dropping your weapon or disconnecting, he is too pro fo sho

If you run he'll headshot you, if you fight he'll decapitate you, the most powerful archer and 1hander in this mod.

In the land of the blind, ken456 is king.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Cicero on May 02, 2014, 10:32:58 am
How are the Turks considered EU? They own like 2 in of land in Europe.
Poor greek ; do you want us to buy your country so we can have more lands ?



Yeh, typical Turkish scenario, same as a few hundred years ago when they tried to invade EU but don't worry Yanks: as soon as their fat leaders start dropping dead they'll just collapse and fade away into bad memories. The only negative thing about it is that you'll be left with some of their stupid words/habbits/names/food/etc but it's not as bad as it sounds.  :wink:

Eat some borek and calm the fuck down.

Really cool observation gnjus ; its even same in crpg when i leave for 2-3 days clan just collapse.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Switchtense on May 02, 2014, 11:47:28 am
Good luck, if you run into FengChengCheng you're better off just dropping your weapon or disconnecting, he is too pro fo sho

If you run he'll headshot you, if you fight he'll decapitate you, the most powerful archer and 1hander in this mod.

Damn, you were too fast. :D

FengChengCheng is the ultimate player in cRPG, unfortunately already in a clan. :(

He is faster than you.
He is stronger than you.
He hits harder than you.
He blocks faster than you.
He is better than you.
He will kill you no matter what you do. He will probably find a way to kill you, even if you disconnect.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Gnjus on May 02, 2014, 11:55:08 am
Eat some borek and calm the fuck down.


Did that yesterday. This whole conversation just made me go out for a kebab. It was so fucking delicious that I wanted to get back for another one. Right now I'm so calm that this world seems like a better place.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Cicero on May 02, 2014, 12:49:37 pm
Omfg did kebab place's owner fuck you or something else ?

Its impossible to eat kebab and stay calm why do you think i am always raged ?
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: HarunYahya on May 02, 2014, 02:18:59 pm
Omfg did kebab place's owner fuck you or something else ?

Its impossible to eat kebab and stay calm why do you think i am always raged ?
So thats how you calm yourself down? By getting yourself fucked in the ass?
Option 1) Maybe, since Gnjus is not %100 pure Turk, he's not immune to chilly kebab therefore ate non chilly princess kebab ?
Option 2) He ate space kebab and got high ?
Option 3) He ate Künefe to sweeten and finalize the deal.
Option 4) He drank too much Ayran with it
Option 5) He ate kuraç. See it's only 5th option in my mind not first like your dirty,homo,delirious mind Çiçero .
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Gnjus on May 02, 2014, 02:31:05 pm
Actually it was option 1 this time, usually I eat very spicy & chilli but lately I've been having.......certain problems with it ((yes I'm growing old & useless)) so I'm switching to normal food instead of spicy.  :wink:

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Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Cicero on May 02, 2014, 04:14:15 pm
So thats how you calm yourself down? By getting yourself fucked in the ass?
Option 1) Maybe, since Gnjus is not %100 pure Turk, he's not immune to chilly kebab therefore ate non chilly princess kebab ?
Option 2) He ate space kebab and got high ?
Option 3) He ate Künefe to sweeten and finalize the deal.
Option 4) He drank too much Ayran with it
Option 5) He ate kuraç. See it's only 5th option in my mind not first like your dirty,homo,delirious mind Çiçero .

You are totally in love with food that u can even have sex with lahmacun while giving oral sex to kunefe at the same time fuckin the yoghurt to make ayran.

Sikik cevap bulamadım sg.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Algarn on May 02, 2014, 04:16:26 pm
I bet he could wipe EU1 or NA1 even with Chinese ping, these sorry fools would have no idea what was happening.

He's just like you... ONLY BETTER!

Is he an archer with 10 PD and 10 PS ?
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Gnjus on May 02, 2014, 04:23:27 pm
You are totally in love with food that u can even have sex with lahmacun while giving oral sex to kunefe at the same time fuckin the yoghurt to make ayran.

You know what they say: good meal is better than bad sex.  :wink:
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Cicero on May 02, 2014, 04:26:49 pm
You know what they say: good meal is better than bad sex.  :wink:
You know what they say : fuck the arab drink the wine  :wink:

sikicen arabı içicen şarabı agaaaaa
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Miwiw on May 02, 2014, 04:31:55 pm
Turks aren't EU. EU won't accept them.  :lol:
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Cicero on May 02, 2014, 04:32:58 pm
Turks aren't EU. EU won't accept them.  :lol:
Oh please dont say that we are crying :((((((

How can we be next greece if we cant join EU
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Tojo on May 02, 2014, 08:33:14 pm
Turks? more like Jerks!

#gottem #rekt #YOLO420IslamJihad

Also, I just noticed in the 1st picture Testicleez is 8-5 and he uses a stick...
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: the real god emperor on May 02, 2014, 08:39:24 pm

Also, I just noticed in the 1st picture Testicleez is 8-5 and he uses a stick...

He was using a bigass sword as i remember
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on May 02, 2014, 10:15:17 pm
6-5

big plays yo
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Turkhammer on May 03, 2014, 02:51:33 am
6-5

big plays yo

Terrible avatar.
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Lemon on May 03, 2014, 02:57:36 am
Terrible avatar.

fuck you his sig is beautiful and it makes up for it
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: cxalc on May 03, 2014, 12:42:11 pm
China?
when? :wink:

300ms challenge
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: SugarHoe on May 03, 2014, 12:57:56 pm
only reason why EU tops is because we're literally too busy to fight and were just shittalking ingame
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Butan on May 03, 2014, 01:49:08 pm
only reason why EU tops is because we're literally too busy trimming our neckbeards and were just having incestual intercourse ingame

fixed
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Miwiw on May 03, 2014, 01:56:15 pm
He was using a bigass sword as i remember

So if you see a stick it looks like a big ass sword to you? Wait, that reminds me of something.  :lol:
Title: Re: Turks invaded NA
Post by: Macropus on May 03, 2014, 02:35:25 pm
He will probably find a way to kill you, even if you disconnect.
Stop harassing GTX please, that is really rude.