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Title: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Wesleysnipes on April 18, 2014, 06:55:23 am
The title says it all. Fuck all the posts about free loom points, quiting, best screen shots, best player, best clan, best avatar, favourite weapon, worst admins, best servers, fuck heads like Dreanok, Jack, Daruvian, Sandy,Arowaine for some reason has only one R, Sans balancing weapons, Canary's bans, Dionysus's stupid history lessons, Kesh recruiting people for strat, EU fucking up EU strat, Murdertron ruining game of thrones, Honeydew thinking he is best in Native, how strat is boring, Melee Battlegrounds, Gfore stutter steppe, Sad Hospitallers, OP Cleavers with bonuses against shields, Sandy D wanting the D, Tenticale rape, Aldo almost at 37, chadz with his stupid donkey avatar, Lemiks trying to make NA his friend, Panos still that same, Tydeus never making a new XP system, Holiday needs a fuckin microphone, bw's obsession with downy eyes and cup's hatred for blacks from virginia, Dracul is acting like a fool wishin they were kool, James is a rage lord to his members, Kaoklai is still the same queer, Goretooth sucks now, RIP Roh, RIP Saul, RIP Serge, Dexxtaa with those dog avatars, Sauce and Mae, Tanken and Kinzie, Missing KUTTS bundle of sticks long spears, Bonsai's pole arm tactics sucking his teammates ass's, RIP Kap10, Rip SHinOCK, Tears of Destiny's posts 24/7, Fallens archer squads, RIP LLJK, RIP LLJK Lady Gaga, Calamari acting like Kesh in strat, Unholy roly poly sounding like a pedo, Westgate ad Westwood acting new, Alec playing a stupid game, Skinboat wishing he loved Canada, RIP TKoV, Love you Kolee, Lamarr is queer, Coulbert is an uncle, Big sandwich can auto block because he is so good, Dynamike is a legit German, Vitamins needs Vitamin D if you know what I mean, Lemon has a really cute profile picture, 50 cent best actor best actor, fuck taxs, fuk natives in Canada, hash tag Chosen1, Arathian the Greek loudest mic ever, Free peasents of F---culture, Namo the gayest, Anders is nice but he gets hard for ban request, Smoothrich who is not so smooth, HungryNforcock, Ravens the wanna be BOARD CLAN, Matey the fail pirate, Cyranule the two hand loving, Illuminati who thinks he is a hacker, Tacky the Mexican, I could say so much much more but I feel as if my thumbs are sore from typing this but then again, Fuck you Dreadnok!
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 18, 2014, 07:40:10 am
Arathian the Greek loudest mic ever

Holy goddamn that man was a joy to be around but my ears absolutely bled every time he spoke.

Couldn't for the life of any of us explain to him that it wasn't his fucking accent that was the problem, it was his microphone.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Sari on April 18, 2014, 07:49:24 am
+1
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: HarryCrumb on April 18, 2014, 07:54:11 am
plz add in bw's obsession with downy eyes and cup's hatred for blacks from virginia
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 18, 2014, 08:22:14 am
That's not a ton of words or anything, but the fact that it's a run-on paragraph with no division at all is keeping me from reading it.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: EyeBeat on April 18, 2014, 09:15:36 am
Me.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Ramza on April 18, 2014, 10:06:14 am
haven't been on TS in a while but fukin Muki did you die? Kesh > Frank Underwood for strat majority whip, might as well rename New Jersey to dreadnok, dynamike stop running me over with your panzerfaust warhose damnit, chestaclese stop running everyone over, Murder u sound like u could be my dad, Aldo best Soundgarden frontman international, Dexxtaa dropping some sun-tzu war tactic knowledge bombs u filthy tryhard, Ost do u even talk like ever, Lamk no more computer for you until u pass grade school, CptCanada 365blazeit, Sandy i want to punch you in the fuckin face, Daruvian i'd tell you to go fuk yoruself if you weren't already fucking Sandy, Sauce brings clubbing and dj events with him into strat, Voester get a mic, BlackWhite no I don't want to fucking join NH, Mae Kinzie grill voices let me speak half an octave higher than everyone else, Panther I wanna eat pho with you, Tom Cruise literally queefs the most ridiculous shit from his mouth every time, Arrowaine sorry Kesh already asked me to sign up, Testi share dick pics with me
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Goretooth on April 18, 2014, 10:09:02 am
haven't been on TS in a while but fukin Muki did you die? Kesh > Frank Underwood for strat majority whip, might as well rename New Jersey to dreadnok, dynamike stop running me over with your panzerfaust warhose damnit, chestaclese stop running everyone over, Murder u sound like u could be my dad, Aldo best Soundgarden frontman international, Dexxtaa dropping some sun-tzu war tactic knowledge bombs u filthy tryhard, Ost do u even talk like ever, Lamk no more computer for you until u pass grade school, CptCanada 365blazeit, Sandy i want to punch you in the fuckin face, Daruvian i'd tell you to go fuk yoruself if you weren't already fucking Sandy, Sauce brings clubbing and dj events with him into strat, Voester get a mic, BlackWhite no I don't want to fucking join NH, Mae Kinzie grill voices let me speak half an octave higher than everyone else, Panther I wanna eat pho with you, Tom Cruise literally queefs the most ridiculous shit from his mouth every time, Arrowaine sorry Kesh already asked me to sign up, Testi share dick pics with me
Much better post
Should just make a new thread with this being the first for example.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Sniger on April 18, 2014, 01:07:39 pm
That's not a ton of words or anything, but the fact that it's a run-on paragraph with no division at all is keeping me from reading it.

shame, you missed a laugh cos lazy
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: SugarHoe on April 18, 2014, 01:16:00 pm
why am I not involved in this run-on sentence
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Bronto on April 18, 2014, 02:07:42 pm
I don't even know what to say, but keep in mind Wesley, Canada is America's hat.

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Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: darmaster on April 18, 2014, 02:25:19 pm
ok so latvian, i'd like to hear his normal voice once; djavo, i'd like not to hear him at all luv u m8; spurdo, that finnish accent is way to strong; wiltzu that finnish accent it way to strong, for real; noctivagant, funny guy; radament, asshole who worships baphomet and eats jewish children nothing wrong with that; corsair and his "on a scale from 1 to [...]"; panos, because on ts you find out he's a really nice and funny guy that strangely becomes retarded on the forums; tony, always playing strange soundboards and german porns; lars, fucking secessionist, but really nice guy annoying with his continious offers; idzo, nice and funny guy; chase and muffin, nice guys, very different from each other but clearly they play a big part in their clan teamspeaks. might be forgetting someone cause i always forget somethig.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: dreadnok on April 18, 2014, 02:44:49 pm
Lolololol wes, I like ramzas gentler delivery about me :)
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on April 18, 2014, 03:05:41 pm
.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Algarn on April 18, 2014, 03:11:02 pm
Cymro for being a britmy old friend, and Blackbow for being a raging french.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: dreadnok on April 18, 2014, 03:13:46 pm
Cymro for being a britmy old friend, and Blackbow for being a raging french.

Ya and his non french retreating jokes. Also that's the best part of this game. The different nationalities. In team speak the other day you had a French accent British accent some other no clue and my jerkoff new jersey accent
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Panos_ on April 18, 2014, 03:22:09 pm
panos, because on ts you find out he's a really nice and funny guy that strangely becomes retarded on the forums;

Say that to my face my old friendot, and see what happens
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Algarn on April 18, 2014, 03:25:31 pm
Ya and his non french retreating jokes. Also that's the best part of this game. The different nationalities. In team speak the other day you had a French accent British accent some other no clue and my jerkoff new jersey accent

And this accent is almost not understandable, since it's even worse than corsair's one  :lol:
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Tibe on April 18, 2014, 03:28:18 pm
Say that to my face my old friendot, and see what happens

You will greet him politely, invite him for beer and very calmly explain to him why 2h is for shitlords?
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: darmaster on April 18, 2014, 03:40:20 pm
Say that to my face my old friendot, and see what happens
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Fu not mentioning my sexy accent....

i always forget someone; cymro, only welsh with english accent and annoying lesbian roomate who supports a shitty national rugby team, because it's the only sport they're not complete shit at. also should have mentioned gravoth for his insane and painful to watch teamspeak avatars, phoenix, really nice guy, tizzango, nice scottish my old friend6ot, tyr and haboe, it's always nice talking with them on ts.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Penitent on April 18, 2014, 04:05:45 pm
You typed all that...with your thumbs?   :shock:
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: dreadnok on April 18, 2014, 04:25:30 pm
Still a brilliant post
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: BaleOhay on April 18, 2014, 04:40:37 pm
Wes loves me so much he sent my part in a steam message.. It reads: Bale my best friend in Life
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Wesleysnipes on April 18, 2014, 04:43:46 pm
I missed a lot of people I like including bale! I was on my phone and made that post in 5 mins just thinking of shit fast.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 18, 2014, 05:15:32 pm
Wes, more like "wish".  As in wish you could be top of the scoreboard. 


/moving through Squid territory, please to not attack.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Wesleysnipes on April 18, 2014, 05:35:34 pm
Huseby more like Hewy, as in Hewy's left nut.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Jack1 on April 18, 2014, 05:40:43 pm
Huseby more like Hewy, as in Hewy's left nut.

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Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Lemon on April 18, 2014, 05:42:47 pm
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I think it's pretty clear that Dreadnok is the best teamspeak my old friend ever.
Also thanks for the compliment.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: MrPink44 on April 18, 2014, 06:12:39 pm
I didn't even get an honorable mention...guess that means I need to be kicked out of Frisia for not gay enough.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Vengt037 on April 18, 2014, 07:10:38 pm
The title says it all. Fuck all the posts about free loom points, quiting, best screen shots, best player, best clan, best avatar, favourite weapon, worst admins, best servers, fuck heads like Dreanok, Jack, Daruvian, Sandy,Arowaine for some reason has only one R, Sans balancing weapons, Canary's bans, Dionysus's stupid history lessons, Kesh recruiting people for strat, EU fucking up EU strat, Murdertron ruining game of thrones, Honeydew thinking he is best in Native, how strat is boring, Melee Battlegrounds, Gfore stutter steppe, Sad Hospitallers, OP Cleavers with bonuses against shields, Sandy D wanting the D, Tenticale rape, Aldo almost at 37, chadz with his stupid donkey avatar, Lemiks trying to make NA his friend, Panos still that same, Tydeus never making a new XP system, Holiday needs a fuckin microphone, bw's obsession with downy eyes and cup's hatred for blacks from virginia, Dracul is acting like a fool wishin they were kool, James is a rage lord to his members, Kaoklai is still the same queer, Goretooth sucks now, RIP Roh, RIP Saul, RIP Serge, Dexxtaa with those dog avatars, Sauce and Mae, Tanken and Kinzie, Missing KUTTS bundle of sticks long spears, Bonsai's pole arm tactics sucking his teammates ass's, RIP Kap10, Rip SHinOCK, Tears of Destiny's posts 24/7, Fallens archer squads, RIP LLJK, RIP LLJK Lady Gaga, Calamari acting like Kesh in strat, Unholy roly poly sounding like a pedo, Westgate ad Westwood acting new, Alec playing a stupid game, Skinboat wishing he loved Canada, RIP TKoV, Love you Kolee, Lamarr is queer, Coulbert is an uncle, Big sandwich can auto block because he is so good, Dynamike is a legit German, Vitamins needs Vitamin D if you know what I mean, Lemon has a really cute profile picture, 50 cent best actor best actor, fuck taxs, fuk natives in Canada, hash tag Chosen1, Arathian the Greek loudest mic ever, Free peasents of F---culture, Namo the gayest, Anders is nice but he gets hard for ban request, Smoothrich who is not so smooth, HungryNforcock, Ravens the wanna be BOARD CLAN, Matey the fail pirate, Cyranule the two hand loving, Illuminati who thinks he is a hacker, Tacky the Mexican, I could say so much much more but I feel as if my thumbs are sore from typing this but then again, Fuck you Dreadnok!

The brothers of the Black Company are deeply affronted by your failure to mention any of them except for Tears in your freestyle shitpost. Accordingly, due to your inconsideration of our most august feelings, let it be known, in all corners of the realm, that the one called Wesleysnipes is hereby placed on Friend Probation. Any further offenses and he shall be accorded the Cold Shoulder for his effrontery. We will not be ignored! 
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Vengt037 on April 18, 2014, 07:18:09 pm
oh, nvm, unholy got an honorable mention i see.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on April 18, 2014, 09:54:17 pm
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i always forget someone; cymro, only welsh with english accent and annoying lesbian roomate who supports a shitty national rugby team, because it's the only sport they're not complete shit at. also should have mentioned gravoth for his insane and painful to watch teamspeak avatars, phoenix, really nice guy, tizzango, nice scottish my old friend6ot, tyr and haboe, it's always nice talking with them on ts.

Your sig makes me horny

Edit-  Not the Little fucking Boy Wesley.  The hot bitch underneath lol.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: BlackWhite on April 18, 2014, 11:20:48 pm
Diggles /thread
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on April 19, 2014, 12:34:22 am
I don't know, but what the real question is..what the fuck is that hair product you're using?
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Latvian on April 19, 2014, 12:41:32 am
ok so latvian, i'd like to hear his normal voice once; djavo, i'd like not to hear him at all luv u m8; spurdo, that finnish accent is way to strong; wiltzu that finnish accent it way to strong, for real; noctivagant, funny guy; radament, asshole who worships baphomet and eats jewish children nothing wrong with that; corsair and his "on a scale from 1 to [...]"; panos, because on ts you find out he's a really nice and funny guy that strangely becomes retarded on the forums; tony, always playing strange soundboards and german porns; lars, fucking secessionist, but really nice guy annoying with his continious offers; idzo, nice and funny guy; chase and muffin, nice guys, very different from each other but clearly they play a big part in their clan teamspeaks. might be forgetting someone cause i always forget somethig.
whats wrong with my manly voice? :(
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Rhalzo on April 19, 2014, 12:59:44 am
You guys are all doing a great job! These gave me a good laugh. Keep it up.

Edit: I love you too Kaoklai.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Moncho on April 19, 2014, 02:01:11 am
Not been in many TSs lately, but the biggest one from way back was D_K_Head (Deekay). That guy lived up to his name...
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Rico on April 19, 2014, 02:08:17 am
Use paragraphs please
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: SMEGMAR on April 19, 2014, 02:19:13 am
Nasaltron takes the cake.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Wesleysnipes on April 19, 2014, 02:24:24 am
I don't know, but what the real question is..what the fuck is that hair product you're using?

Salon approved.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Working_Class on April 19, 2014, 05:49:26 am
Salon approved.
Wesley i hope you know i would go gay for you
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Wesleysnipes on April 19, 2014, 03:03:46 pm
Wesley i hope you know i would go gay for you

I wish more players would put pictures of themselfs. Because then I would see who I'm really dealing with. I bet some people thought I was black! Hah! If only
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Dan lol on April 19, 2014, 03:21:33 pm
ANDERS
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Wesleysnipes on April 19, 2014, 04:21:28 pm
Holy fuck me! It's Dan ATS!
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: MrPink44 on April 19, 2014, 04:43:21 pm
I wish more players would put pictures of themselfs. Because then I would see who I'm really dealing with. I bet some people thought I was black! Hah! If only

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/hottest-player-in-c-rpg/ I refer you here for a comprehensive list of cRPG players and their likenesses.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Mae. on April 19, 2014, 05:18:51 pm
Huey the TK legend - "Fucking spics"
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: //saxon on April 19, 2014, 05:40:02 pm
i could imagine this being a big wall and everyone writes on it

gather up all the written things and put them all together and you get this.

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but its mostly NA facts, we need a EU version
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: Wesleysnipes on April 19, 2014, 05:50:13 pm
I am not taught in the EU community. sorry :(
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: djavo on April 24, 2014, 12:02:20 pm
Darmaster pompinaio, you sold your ass to fallens, NEVAR FORGIVE NEVAR FORGET 24.11.1202.

p.s. I'm coming to fallen ts to teach you some manners.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest dick head in teamspeak?
Post by: darmaster on April 24, 2014, 03:50:27 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO