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Title: Whats Your Story?
Post by: //saxon on March 25, 2014, 06:45:50 pm
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also sorry for the low resolution picture.
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: Latrinenkobold on March 25, 2014, 06:47:25 pm
I needed the trojan man because i´m a pimp

Seems legit
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Post by: //saxon on March 25, 2014, 06:49:09 pm
Can't seem to find the funniest combination, they are all perfect.
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Post by: SixThumbs on March 25, 2014, 06:55:13 pm
I cuddled with my boyfriend because I'm a pimp.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on March 25, 2014, 07:01:18 pm
I ate Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that :lol:
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Post by: Molly on March 25, 2014, 07:06:28 pm
I shanked a Hippie because I'm a Soldier boy.
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 25, 2014, 07:07:56 pm
Quote from: WarLord on March 25, 2014, 07:05:58 pm
Whats number 3? Boner, homer or what? I can't read it lol.

homer is my best guess
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: Canuck on March 25, 2014, 07:09:16 pm
Quote from: Saxon. on March 25, 2014, 06:45:50 pm
I Banged a horse because hoes keep stealing my tacos
I banged a horse because I have double D's

We have the same birthday!
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: Smithy on March 25, 2014, 07:35:57 pm
I cuddled with a bag of weed because I love marijuana.   :rolleyes:
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Post by: Varadin on March 25, 2014, 07:49:53 pm
I beat a dog cuse im gay...FITE ME IRL
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Post by: Tor! on March 25, 2014, 07:56:44 pm
I shot a pornstar because I'm good in bed  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 25, 2014, 07:59:53 pm
Quote from: Tor! on March 25, 2014, 07:56:44 pm
I shot a pornstar because I'm good in bed  :rolleyes:

Tor... Pink shirt, really? :rolleyes:
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Post by: Tor! on March 25, 2014, 08:02:05 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on March 25, 2014, 07:59:53 pm
Tor... Pink shirt, really? :rolleyes:

Whats wrong with pink? Baggy pants, raggy pink shirt is my gaming gear  :P
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Post by: Moncho on March 25, 2014, 08:03:01 pm
I shanked a home because I love marijuana
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Post by: Kirman on March 25, 2014, 08:15:10 pm
I ran shirtless with Parish Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: //saxon on March 25, 2014, 08:32:10 pm
Quote from: Canuck on March 25, 2014, 07:09:16 pm
I banged a horse because I have double D's

We have the same birthday!
ye man, lets go bang horses together!  :lol: 

Quote from: WarLord on March 25, 2014, 07:05:58 pm
Whats number 3? Boner, homer or what? I can't read it lol.
im sure it says homer, i also found it quite hard to read

also September on the first part is "shot" for anyone who can't see it properly, could really do with a high res pic.


and im not seeing any "because i hate my life" what does none wear polka dots shirts around here!  :?
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Post by: Macropus on March 25, 2014, 09:00:30 pm
I banged a homo because I'm a pimp.  :?
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Post by: Piok on March 25, 2014, 09:18:34 pm
I beat Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp  :shock:
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Post by: Perverz on March 25, 2014, 09:21:22 pm
i shot a glass of milk because im sexy like that :/
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Post by: Man of Steel on March 25, 2014, 09:26:30 pm
 I Beat a horse because i have AMAZING boobs ;)
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: //saxon on March 25, 2014, 10:11:15 pm
so marvelous we need to make a cRPG related one of these.
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Post by: Miwiw on March 25, 2014, 10:18:35 pm
I ran naked with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 25, 2014, 10:20:48 pm
I stabbed a golf ball because I have amazing boobs
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Post by: Cow_ on March 25, 2014, 10:25:53 pm
I beat a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos

Eh, I beat a drink?
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Post by: smals98 on March 25, 2014, 10:40:53 pm
I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that.   
....hmmm....well ok :mrgreen:
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Post by: Son Of Odin on March 26, 2014, 12:20:55 am
Quote from: Tor! on March 25, 2014, 08:02:05 pm
Whats wrong with pink? Baggy pants, raggy pink shirt is my gaming gear  :P

Nothing :D. Just surprised.

Btw did you know pink is a color that makes wasps mad? Might sting you just because you were wearing pink :D. In the olden days people used to paint outhouses pink from the inside because it kept wasps out from making nests in there.
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Post by: Tore on March 26, 2014, 12:26:41 am
I'm gay
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Post by: Tiger on March 26, 2014, 12:33:14 am
I cuddled with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

Wow a lot of people have their tacos stolen  :(
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: Gurnisson on March 26, 2014, 12:43:44 am
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on March 25, 2014, 09:06:21 pm
I stabbed your grandma cos i'm a pimp

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Thought I had the same birthday as you, then I remembered I didn't stab the grandma, I shanked her! 8-)


I shanked your grandma because I like Marijuana
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: Radament on March 26, 2014, 12:47:35 am
I ran shirtless with my best friend because i love marijuana
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Post by: //saxon on March 26, 2014, 12:52:07 am
None is ever shirtless?
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Post by: Bittersteel on March 26, 2014, 02:52:22 am
I ran shirtless with a homeless guy cause i'm gay. Oh... ok.
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Post by: Thranduil on March 26, 2014, 02:56:30 am
I ran naked with Paris Hilton because I love marijuana.

 :wink:
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Post by: Christo on March 26, 2014, 03:04:47 am
I stabbed a condom because I'm a pimp.

Wow, okay.
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Post by: Yazid on March 26, 2014, 03:32:04 am
I SHOT A BUM BECAUSE BITCHES KEEEP STEALIN MY TACOS!
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Post by: Torost on March 26, 2014, 05:30:11 am
what an elaborate social engineering job.

next one will be based on email + mothers maiden name + place of birth.

:D
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Post by: GandalfJr on March 26, 2014, 05:40:58 am
I needed a tellytubby because I'm sexy like that... that was always my favorite show.
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Post by: Kafein on March 26, 2014, 08:49:55 am
I ate a bag of weed because I love marijuana.

Ho noes it's coherent
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Post by: Ikarus on March 26, 2014, 09:39:38 am
I shanked a condom because I´m sexy like that.

...what?
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Post by: Dezilagel on March 26, 2014, 09:55:53 am
I shanked a homeless guy because I've got abs.

...

Apparently I'm the epitome of roid rage :/
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: //saxon on March 26, 2014, 11:18:45 am
Quote from: Dezilagel on March 26, 2014, 09:55:53 am
I shanked a homeless guy because I've got abs.

...

Apparently I'm the epitome of roid rage :/
ahahah  :lol:
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Post by: Vibe on March 26, 2014, 11:57:26 am
I slept with a glass of milk because I'm a pimp.

could be worse I guess
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Post by: Surhay on March 26, 2014, 12:06:52 pm
i banged an easter egg because I'm a pimp
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Post by: [ptx] on March 26, 2014, 12:36:28 pm
I shanked a stripper, because i'm sexy like that.

muh.
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on March 26, 2014, 01:26:35 pm
I needed a drink because I'm sexy like that. Lol :D
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Post by: Joseph Porta on March 26, 2014, 03:54:19 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on March 25, 2014, 07:59:53 pm
Tor... Pink shirt, really? :rolleyes:

Real men wear pink, n00b. XDDD Lulzlulz >.<>.<

I shot thetrojan an because im a soldier boy/girl
Title: Re: Whats Your Story?
Post by: //saxon on March 26, 2014, 04:07:16 pm
so many blue shirts though.

"Because i hate my life" said no one ever  :lol:
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Post by: Havoco on March 26, 2014, 08:31:28 pm
I ran shirtless with some crack heads because the people in My head were banging

Somehow this makes me feel sexy
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Post by: Fips on March 26, 2014, 09:06:22 pm
I slept with a bag of weed because i'm a pimp.

Not bad.
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Post by: Fredom on March 26, 2014, 09:42:46 pm
I banged your mom coz I'm a pimp lol
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Post by: //saxon on March 26, 2014, 11:03:43 pm
too many pimps, to many many pimps.
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Post by: ThePoopy on March 26, 2014, 11:25:07 pm
I shanked a bum because i had to and i'm sexy like that.
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Post by: BarBeQ on March 26, 2014, 11:35:39 pm
I slept with a mop because i had to.


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i could not resist....
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Post by: Fredom on March 27, 2014, 09:04:18 am
Quote from: Surhay on March 26, 2014, 12:06:52 pm
i banged an easter egg because I'm a pimp
omg new species: GKchicken