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Title: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Nebun on March 16, 2014, 04:21:24 pm
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Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Corsair831 on March 16, 2014, 04:30:24 pm
i get messages like this occasionally, and it's just ...

i mean come on does anyone really think that's going to work? :D

i remember strat 4 or strat 3 where grandmom i think it was tried to send me something about "the network" of "spys" selling information, and i was just staring at my screen like

"what?"

:D

(also, big props for the vaerys/kinngrim pic, actually made me lol IRl :D )
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Goretooth on March 16, 2014, 04:33:46 pm
Somebody's played way too much stick of truth
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Latvian on March 16, 2014, 04:35:46 pm
wouldnt it be fun if GO and drz had a fight? take europa universlis 4 as example. No matter how friendly 2 factions  are if one of them takes too much the other will break alliance with them and even join coallition against them, too bad that will never happen in strategus because they are both afraid of each other and will always hide behind other :(
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 16, 2014, 04:40:21 pm
Stop it, Kesh.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Keshian on March 16, 2014, 05:00:41 pm
Quote from: MURDERTRON on March 16, 2014, 04:40:21 pm
Stop it, Kesh.

You know nothing murder snow,
Lol you were the only trying to put spies in other people's factions last strat, we told you no (i'm sure you are doing it again this strat) - the rest of us never sunk that low or wasted that much effort, though I do remember other factions doing it to us. 

Anyone who read those messages would realize they were lies - I mean, come on, Druzhina and Grey Order actually doing something innovative and original to make the game a challenge?  They are just going to build up to beat the uncontested AI castles and cities and pat themselves on the back for never fighting each other or kapikulu, byzantium/shogunate - this is known!


But seriously whoever spent that much effort to put "many spies in other factions including NA"  - I'm telling you "get a life" from a guy who has played this game wayyyy too much.  DRZ and GO are never going to try anything different - EVER, so don't even bother, old school mentality - if it works and its boring keep it.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: imisshotmail on March 16, 2014, 05:02:58 pm
LLJK had actual spies in clans in Strat 1-2, pretty funny times.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Goretooth on March 16, 2014, 05:28:36 pm
Quote from: imisshotmail on March 16, 2014, 05:02:58 pm
LLJK had actual spies in clans in Strat 1-2, pretty funny times.
terrible leadership after start 2 but was awesome before that
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on March 16, 2014, 05:54:11 pm
No spies in Mercs? QQ i'm disappointed  :lol:
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Harpag on March 16, 2014, 05:56:33 pm
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Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Franke on March 16, 2014, 07:15:10 pm
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I have multiple spies within [...]HRE,[...]

I blame Fips.

Especially intriguing that he still has spies within The Coalition. I'd pay a lot of Gold to find out what they are planning right now.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Erasmas on March 16, 2014, 09:52:26 pm
Folks, a contest: Guess who is the spy?

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The winner will be paid in gold/looms/blowjobs
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Keshian on March 16, 2014, 10:36:53 pm
Almost 100 people, considering how small the community is shrunk - don't you think its time to do smaller factions?  i know thats what we did with FCC because its boring the other way and takes away any challenge, especially if the next biggest faction is also your ally and the third biggest faction s also your ally.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: BaleOhay on March 17, 2014, 01:32:29 am
all you did here is remind them to look up who is 4th biggest and get them to make a non aggression pact
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: HappyPhantom on March 17, 2014, 02:01:53 am
Quote from: Keshian on March 16, 2014, 10:36:53 pm
Almost 100 people, considering how small the community is shrunk - don't you think its time to do smaller factions?  i know thats what we did with FCC because its boring the other way and takes away any challenge, especially if the next biggest faction is also your ally and the third biggest faction s also your ally.

But when will ex-FCC fight ex-FCC? Has it happened yet?
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Keshian on March 17, 2014, 03:13:17 am
Quote from: landscribe on March 17, 2014, 02:01:53 am
But when will ex-FCC fight ex-FCC? Has it happened yet?

Actually, yeah it has.  You have bird clan attacked black company, sloths did a battle against black company as well.  Murder and his guys that were in FCC attacked Super friends and took dusturil.  black company, sloth, bird clan. Acre, AoW, Super friends are not coordinating - doing completely their own things and often mercing against each other.

P.S.  EU its actually a lot of fun to spar with former clanmates, definitely a lot more fun than "winning" by being part of an alliance that makes up 70% of a strat map so none of your own fiefs are ever in danger and your big "challenge" is the AI castles and cities.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Sparvico on March 17, 2014, 03:34:16 am
Quote from: Harpag on March 16, 2014, 05:56:33 pm



Just cause I really don't think you gave that the appreciation it deserves. Give it a listen for at least 5 minutes.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Rogue on March 17, 2014, 06:28:53 am
Quote from: Erasmas on March 16, 2014, 09:52:26 pm
Folks, a contest: Guess who is the spy?

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The winner will be paid in gold/looms/blowjobs

The answer is obviously: Spy_the_Grey
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Erasmas on March 17, 2014, 08:29:11 am
Quote from: Rogue on March 17, 2014, 06:28:53 am
The answer is obviously: Spy_the_Grey

Congratulations, Rogue! You won a blowjob! Likewise though, you have to do it yourself :D
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Bittersteel on March 17, 2014, 10:03:12 am
Such is the tradition in Grey Order, no?
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: kinngrimm on March 17, 2014, 02:26:09 pm
have you checked that link  :shock: wtf

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gg


That 'one'(i suppose) dude made some mistakes like using the same link but different accounts to send them, oh noes it is not from the same source, oh noes how could it be that they look exactly the same. Sending them to both parties you want to get against each other also not very smart, like they wouldn't compare. tryhard deception gets (3/10), points mostly for roleplay, none for brilliance.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Harpag on March 17, 2014, 02:52:21 pm
Of course we checked that link  :rolleyes: -  classic foozle Mr. Smart  :lol:  How could you know what, where and when, and not to do with this use? HODOR!
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: kinngrimm on March 17, 2014, 03:46:25 pm
Quote from: Harpag on March 17, 2014, 02:52:21 pm
Of course we checked that link  :rolleyes: -  classic foozle Mr. Smart  :lol:  How could you know what, where and when, and not to do with this use? HODOR!
My question was not for you or drz, i am quite sure you maybe know better about your own shit then others do, but for others to point out the amount of ressoruces you move.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: BlindGuy on March 17, 2014, 04:29:50 pm
Quote from: Erasmas on March 16, 2014, 09:52:26 pm
Folks, a contest: Guess who is the spy?

(click to show/hide)

The winner will be paid in gold/looms/blowjobs

Why would it matter anyway, like your top guys pass info down the line anyway :D
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Casimir on March 17, 2014, 05:07:59 pm
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 17, 2014, 06:33:27 pm
Holy moly...the goods from the ACT 1 screenshot:

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SO MANY GOODS!!!....my god man!
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Torben on March 17, 2014, 06:48:01 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on March 17, 2014, 06:33:27 pm
SO MANY GOODS!!!....my god man!

and now imagine that all these goods are being carried by ONE!1!  rouncey.

Ill call PETA right away.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Erasmas on March 17, 2014, 07:04:45 pm
Quote from: Torben on March 17, 2014, 06:48:01 pm
and now imagine that all these goods are being carried by ONE!1!  rouncey.

Ill call PETA right away.

No wonder this Rouncey is Half Dead...
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Rogue on March 17, 2014, 07:13:33 pm
Quote from: Erasmas on March 17, 2014, 08:29:11 am
Congratulations, Rogue! You won a blowjob! Likewise though, you have to do it yourself :D

Outrageous! I never bought that whole "UIF is evil" mantra *cough*, but now I am speechless. You Sir are worse than Hi... *ahem* Harpag!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Harpag on March 17, 2014, 07:39:06 pm
Quote from: Rogue on March 17, 2014, 07:13:33 pm
Outrageous! I never bought that whole "UIF is evil" mantra *cough*, but now I am speechless. You Sir are worse than Hi... *ahem* Harpag!  :mrgreen:

Stop saying that - it's a compliment to him  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Erasmas on March 17, 2014, 08:40:42 pm
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FU.

 
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Harpag on March 17, 2014, 08:47:45 pm
Quote from: Erasmas on March 17, 2014, 08:40:42 pm
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FU.

Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Vovka on March 19, 2014, 12:51:47 pm
Quote from: Keshian on March 16, 2014, 05:00:41 pm
  DRZ and GO are never going to try anything different - EVER, so don't even bother, old school mentality - if it works and its boring keep it.
Do you like experimenting? After these words, I'm pretty sure that you had sex with the captain of the school football team  :P
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: BlindGuy on March 19, 2014, 01:02:06 pm
Quote from: Vovka on March 19, 2014, 12:51:47 pm
Do you like experimenting? After these words, I'm pretty sure that you had sex with the captain of the school football team  :P

Seems like resonable response:

 Unimaginative players get called unimaginative because they rely on their numbers to slowly inevitably grind their internet points, 100% accurate comment makes unimaginative grinder so mad he has to resort to trying to offend commentor by questioning his sexuality:

GUESS WHAT VOVKA OUTSIDE OF THIRLD WORLD MILITARY DICTATORSHIPS: its ok to be gay. Its not a crime in most of our countries bro.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Vovka on March 19, 2014, 01:05:03 pm
Quote from: BlindGuy on March 19, 2014, 01:02:06 pm
GUESS WHAT VOVKA OUTSIDE OF THIRLD WORLD MILITARY DICTATORSHIPS: its ok to be gay. Its not a crime in most of our countries bro.
Nooo, it spoils everything  :cry: But soon Putin will fix dat mistake  :P
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Yazid on March 19, 2014, 02:44:36 pm
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Varadin on March 25, 2014, 01:39:48 pm
hahahaha too much nerdisam but give that guy a credit,he spend a lot of time wirting that crap :D
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: zottlmarsch on March 26, 2014, 10:43:17 am
Spys in Krems?

Everyone already knows whats happening in our villages.

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Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Zaharist on March 26, 2014, 04:26:59 pm
oh my...
where are your villages?
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Vovka on April 04, 2014, 10:24:19 am
Quote from: Zaharist on March 26, 2014, 04:26:59 pm
oh my...
where are your villages?
annexed XD

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Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Corsair831 on April 04, 2014, 10:18:56 pm
russians and eastern europeans in general do seem to be disproportionately homophobic compared to the rest of europe ..

is it a religious thing or do they just have poor education or what?
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Keshian on April 04, 2014, 10:33:45 pm
Quote from: Corsair831 on April 04, 2014, 10:18:56 pm
russians and eastern europeans in general do seem to be disproportionately homophobic compared to the rest of europe ..

is it a religious thing or do they just have poor education or what?

Simple - closet homosexuals usually publicly display the most homophophia.  They likely would have been bred out of existence, but luckily german men often cross the border to various eastern european countries and seed their women with daughters and the armenians come and seed their leftover women with boys - hence why russian women so tall and beautiful and russian men so short, potbellied and gnarled like dwarves.

This is also why Russia's biggest export after oil and mining products (dwarves) is russian mail-order brides.

This obviously is based on solid scientific evidence.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Macropus on April 05, 2014, 08:37:05 pm
Quote from: Corsair831 on April 04, 2014, 10:18:56 pm
russians and eastern europeans in general do seem to be disproportionately homophobic compared to the rest of europe ..

is it a religious thing or do they just have poor education or what?
I doubt any people are really religious nowadays.
Anyway, what does good education bring to lessen the homophobia?
Also what do you call homophobia actually, seems like many people put different meanings in that word.
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Jacoby on April 08, 2014, 11:08:37 am
Quote from: Erasmas on March 16, 2014, 09:52:26 pm
Folks, a contest: Guess who is the spy?

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The winner will be paid in gold/looms/blowjobs

hmm id guess Piernik :)
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: YnScN on April 09, 2014, 08:42:49 am
http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/inner-society/

I guess somebody joined that faction i created long time ago without my knowledge :D

Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Macropus on April 09, 2014, 09:49:26 am
Quote from: YnScN on April 09, 2014, 08:42:49 am
http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/inner-society/

I guess somebody joined that faction i created long time ago without my knowledge :D
Ha, nice try convincing us it wasn't you!  :twisted:
Title: Re: BRILLIANT Game of Thrones Diplomacy in STRAT
Post by: Torben on April 09, 2014, 10:52:06 am
Quote from: Keshian on April 04, 2014, 10:33:45 pm
Simple - closet homosexuals usually publicly display the most homophophia.  They likely would have been bred out of existence, but luckily german men often cross the border to various eastern european countries and seed their women with daughters and the armenians come and seed their leftover women with boys - hence why russian women so tall and beautiful and russian men so short, potbellied and gnarled like dwarves.

This is also why Russia's biggest export after oil and mining products (dwarves) is russian mail-order brides.

This obviously is based on solid scientific evidence.

hahaha,  this was so mean and wrong and made me laugh so good ^^